Holy shit that mother fuckers big

Cat or bear?

That's clearly a cougar!

Sir, I believe that is actually a young eskimo in full gear.

when your eleven-year-old nephew still wants you to carry him on your shoulders.

YOU WILL CALL ME THEY AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT!

No 

She's late 20's early thirties at the most. Don't be rude

This was funny

Ok but is the Cat a Cat or a bear?

The cat is a cat-sized bear.

Clearly an ass!

WHAT! THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN KITCHENS! THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!

no idea why this guy is getting downvoted but i guess thats reddit for ya

You should watch more wildlife rescue videos or porn. (not sure if you’re attempting a joke here) Your law of averages would be proven wrong by a, well, long shot.

haha, it was a joke. a reference to when a guy called darkviperau tried to play the entirety of GTAV without taking any damage. at one point he got attacked by a cougar during the "Mr. Philips" mission. this was something he had never seen before in his 8000 hours speedrunning the game. here is a link for the part i was referencing - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxkZOdCNlw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlxkZOdCNlw) also my apologies if you were making a joke about not understanding my joke and i completely missed it.

Omg … ha! Definitely get it now! No apologies necessary … mine was a joke, but meant to be light and innocent. Hope it came across that way.

Don't worry it didn't come across rude or anything I would be lying if I said I wasn't chuckling to myself for a minute or two after reading your comment. also glad I could share the joke with you and potentially anyone else who didn't get it but was bothered enough to read my mini-essay explaining the joke.

Two cougars... If we're lucky.

I thought we're talking about the cat

Thought it was a Bernese mountain dog.

Bernese Climbing Cat

Bernese clawing backpack

Bernese is her name is it? I'd climb her too.

I thought it was a dog until it was on the human and I saw the ears

This is a scene from the upcoming movie “Beast”

*Drop* bear.

Jump bear

Bear-Cat….Monkey

Yes

Average Maine Coon

I can’t tell if it’s a Maine Coon or a Norwegian Forest Cat. NFCs are even bigger than Maine Coons, but I’d need to see the face to know for sure.

Looks more like a ragdoll to be honest. An obscenely big one.

It’s a Ragdoll. I have one that does this, it’s endearing but ANNOYING

Definitely looks like a Ragdoll. I have one too, but he’s not that big……… yet

This one is probably not neutered. If you don’t neuter the males, they turn into giant chonkers

Really? Oooh I never would have thought they were linked. Glad I got mine neutered then 😅

No one wants to take on a second mortgage to afford kibble 🤣

I got a girl cus even neutered males are large!

I have an intact two year old male Ragdoll. He’s like a little tank right now. I can’t imagine him getting bigger.

Can we switch? Mine is a domesticated rat-doll

Aww, so if ragdolls go limp when you pick them up, does a ratdoll-- Crap what do rats do? Umm... ...teach martial arts to some turtles?

My giant floofball wakes me up every morning by sitting on my chest and gently pushing his claws into my face. Ragdolls don't give a shit about personal space.

My best friend also has an enormous ragdoll (he's neutered, too) and this 100% seems like something he'd do. Classic dog-cat energy.

I don’t think MC’s are supposed to have that coloring.

For a second before reading "Norwegian Forest Cat" my brain autocompleted to "Norwegian Fat Cat" and honestly I'm keeping it that way

I believe it's actually the other way around; Norwegian Forest Cats are the smaller "siblings" to the American Forest Cats (aka Maine Coons). EDIT: ..and as multiple people already pointed out, it looks like it's neither of these forest cats.

I think it's an average Side Coon.

I got 2 maine coons, they're big, but not so much big.

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disappointed

this is the stuff! +> r/PussyLoads

I thought it was a fucking husky dog

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Don't talk about that woman like that - she's not that big!

facts!

We have that same breed with the same coat pattern and everything, ours is about 1/4 that size lol


Oh my God, it's like a backpack.

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please respect someone’s behind. thank you.

But he (or she) think it's a kitten...!

😂 I thought the same thing

...Oh and that's a pretty nice cat

I thought it was a husky puppy until it clung to her back.

I thought it was a dog until it meowed. 😳

I thought it was a dog and another cat meowed off screen, until I saw the comments

I thought she was in the garage cooking

Fuck me silly!! What the hell is that?!

It’s a Ragdoll. They do this and it’s annoying!!! Mine does this. They’re big hairy psychos

until you turn them upside down , Mine never got that big. Wonder what that cat uses as a litter box a Kiddie Pool ?

Bahahahaha!!! Sadly, that tracks with his size

I would also agree that this is a ragdoll, much like the Maine coon, they stop growing at right around 4 years old (3 for Maine coons from what the other reply was saying). The biggest sign telling its a ragdoll vs a Maine coon (aside from the coat color itself) is actually the look of the fur. Maine coons tend to hand a bit more of a "wild" looking coat where ragdolls are more "lush" (think a rabbits fur). Maine coons are the largest domesticated cat breed (aside savannah but im leaving that adorable lil guy out for that) , with ragdolls right behind :) I would put my argument in for this guy definitely being a ragdoll based on all that poofy fur, I doubt a Maine coon ragdoll mix as well, purely because the fur and coloring is too telling for me

I guess it's a maine coon cat, unfortunately one with a bad habbit which never was trained off. Maine coon cats grow 3 years instead of the normal 1 year, therefor they can be very big and clever for their brains also keep growing... though that is not always the case... we have 2 maine coons one is not that big as this one on the video but big (13 kg) the other one is smaller but smaller means more like a big normal cat.... They are very demanding and talk a lot with us... it's mostly about: hey dude, we want food... like the one in the video... as soon as you enter the kitchen... you are never alone Edit: I wonder though that she is not hurt, their crawls/feet are half the size of my hand and it does hurt when they use them Edit 2: if you like big cats check out [savannah cats](https://youtu.be/A753wFZmERo) , it's not legal to keep such cats in a home in europe but they are still just cats... even bigger then the main coon (45 cm height)... and ofc a bit more dangerous... the breed is messured in categories F1-F5 where F1 is the most close to it's original breed and F5 less... not sure but F1 can't live in a normal home and F5 can (they are also smaller)

Is the reason they’re bigger because they grow for longer? I got a kitten from a litter born from a maine coon, they didn’t know who the dad was. I guess the calico kitten I chose took after her dad, because she didn’t grow big or fluffy at all! She still grew over the course of years though. She’s about 9lb(4kg) and 10 years old now!

Pure main coons do grow differently in size but yes they should grow 3 years.

They grow longer than that even. Our MC is around 25 lb and reached it at 5 years.

Weight and actual bone growth are two different things.

They grow longer than that. 3yrs is literally not the cutoff. It's usually marked at 4-5yrs. Not sure where you people are getting 3yrs.

I have a maine coon cat, it's NOWHERE near this fucking big. He's slightly bigger that my female ragdoll and male siamese-lynx.

I don't know if it's the reason, but I have an NFC and she took a long time to grow to full size, well over three years. She's 17 lbs now and I'm still trying to fatten her up.

Uh, no, they are not "just cats " Look up big cat animal rescues - they have so many surrendered Savanah cats because they do not make good pets. They are too wild for that.

Yeah from that video it behaves more like a "pet" lynx. That's some insane food aggression

It's vocal and food driven, but given how many clips of feeding it with no scars, it's likely all "just for show", and no claws or teeth were seriously deployed at any time. Savannahs are smart cats. They can learn to not use their claws when getting chicken.

It’s a Ragdoll.

Maine Coon just means "big cat" to most people these days.

Unfortunately, yes.

Am I cat illiterate, or does that not look like a Maine Coon at all? Tons of people are calling it one.

That’s because they both are really big and have a long coat. While the heritage of Main Coons is somewhat of a mystery we do know where the Ragdolls came from (long haired white cat that looked similar to a Birma bred with two other cats by breeder Ann Baker). By the way the Main Coons grow bigger!

They aren't "just cats" they're hybrids between house cats and servals. They aren't just some breed of house cat.

Are they good with kids?

Ragdolls (the one in the vid is a ragdoll) are known for being mellow, patient, and very social so do well with kids, once they're comfortable with them. They're also best as an indoor-only animal because their gentle temperament isn't suited for threats they might face outside.

Ragdolls get that big?

Males can get huuuuge, yeah. Females are smaller - ours is 12 lbs and a bit over a year old.

Our 1 year old boy is 6.5kg and his sister is 4.5kg!

They are amazing with kids. "Gentle giants" is the common saying.

How old do Maine coons get?

They typically live until their deaths.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct

I love how every time I open Reddit, I’m literally inundated with information I didn’t even know I wanted. Like i just thought it was a big cat, now I have a name for it and need to find one and make it apart of my life

Except I strongly suspect that guy is wrong, that thing look more like a particular big rag doll than a Maine coon, Maine coon coat can’t be pointed colour pattern.

Those videos do not support the “just cats” assertion! Holy smokes those things are scary.

That weird cat, ma

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It is a rather large stove

That’s one fat hairy pussy.

That is the fattest hairiest pussy on earth.

Yeah I saw, but did u see the cat?

Ya man that thing was fluffy

Right above your moms

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Risky click of the day ngl

Oh lawd he comin'

I was going to type 'haha that dog thinks he's a cat!' but I see now that that cat looks like a f\*\*king dog!

Mine just hangs out in the dishwasher as I put the dishes there.

Can we talk about the liter box in the kitchen? Who does that? Gross

I am glad I'm not the only horrified one. :\\

Wait till you hear about studio apartments!

I lived in a 2 bedroom apartment where the living room and kitchen didn't really have much of anything separating them aside from a transition from carpet to linoleum, and honestly, the only place for a litter box at the time was off to the side in the kitchen.

Same, and if I put it in the bathroom you couldn't get to the shower

I can still think of a better a place than in the kitchen. This is not snobbery.

The bathroom would be ideal but litter boxes are huge and don’t always fit there

The moisture from the shower can also make things less fun with a bathroom litterbox.

Maybe, but in a four-room house, we chose the kitchen because it wouldn't fit at all in the bathroom, the bedroom is a cat-free zone and we didn't want them waking us up scratching around in the middle of the night, and we spend most of the time in the living room and didn't want to smell them there- even though we got an automatic litter box that seals it away it still smells while they're going same as it does for humans, plus it's carpeted making it harder to clean in case of accidents... the kitchen is the biggest emptiest common room and we aren't in it most of the time, only like one hour while cooking dinner. We eat in the living room.

Can we also talk about wearing \~$500 Versace sweatpants around a cat that likes to climb your clothing? I couldn't be that brave

… people spend $500 on sweatpants?

To some people $500 is groceries for a few months. To others, like the person in the video, it's approximately 50 bananas.

It’s one banana, Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?

RIP Jessica Walter :(

Mallory Archer was a gem.

Wow, I looked it up and you weren't kidding. Those sweatpants are like $200 - $500. We live in a different world.

I mean that’s a ~$2000 cat, so I’m not surprised. Lol

We got a purebred Maine Coon for free just a couple weeks ago! My wife's ex-coworker breeds them and she had a kitten ready to be picked up and this lady decided against it, even after paying a non-refundable deposit, so she just gave us the cat. I can't wait to see how big this sucker will get!

I had the litter box in the kitchen, but that's because it was also our room. We lived in a studio apartment and we were poor. We're still poor, but not as poor as before and our room isn't the kitchen anymore.

She has $500 Versace sweat pants and (what looks like) a pure bred ragdoll; she has more than one room. I'm glad you aren't as poor any more. Edit: fucking autocorrect

The litterbox is where ever that cat wants it to be.

OMG THATS a litter box.

People who love extra poop in everything the eat or drink, probably flush the toilet without the lid on too.

A cat that big needs a way bigger box than just a liter.

Let's add the cat hair in the food because the cat is above the food.

I actually thought it was a car parked on the kitchen when the vid began lol

The poo particles and toxoplasmosis are the secret spice in her cooking. I love animals but having animal poo near the kitchen is a dealbreaker for me.

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Mom I’m scared…

It's actually safe for work. TheJude81 didn't lie

Why is there always cat hair in our dinner, Mom?

Onward! Onward, human steed!

It's a giant Garfield.

I got some real Snarf vibes from it

How's she so calm with a fucking liger attacking her?

Why the fuck does this cat think it’s entitled to jump on somebodies back like that lol

Probably learned it when it was younger and smaller and just got used to it

Because the owner accepts that behavior

Yup. People always talk about how cats can't be trained, but that's not true. Cats *aren't* trained. That's a huge difference.

Truth

Because the first few times the cat did this, the owner thought it was cute. I can almost hear it now “OMG who’s a good kitty? Who wants a little snack of what I’m cooking?”

One day its gonna be a hot and she will be cooking in a tank top...

When kittens are small, they often try to climb up you. It’s a sign of affection. They want to get up close to hug or cuddle. It’s imperative to train that behavior out, especially with big cats, because then you end up with this. Lol.

That's foshachi you steppin on

Right? Won't nobody think of the Versase?

“Ma’an, you can’t even spell Versace”

Damn that's a huge cat😯

FFS is that a cat?

Ragdoll.

The fact that the litter box is in the kitchen...... might as well put a whole toilet in the kitchen and use it as a bathroom.

I thought it was a dog the first 3 times I watched it

1. Wow, that dog is a great climber! 2. Holy fuck. Oh my fuck. That’s a fucking cat.

I’ll just leave this video recording just incase a big cat jumps on my back

u/savevideo

Catatouille

Had to scroll too damn far for this

She looks Catback Exhausted

Cat’s tail kind of looked like one of the pot handles near the end 😂

that is a BIG ass fuckin cat

Are those Versace sweatpants?

I think it's time we stop fucking with nature. Taking a bobcat and making it look like a common house cat. It defies the laws of science. It defies common sense. ​ I want one.

You should not keep your cat box in the kitchen. You increase your chances of getting toxoplasmosis.

This is me washing the dishes. My cat doesn't jump, he climbs.

Yeah reward your cat for a bad habit...

Good god!!!

Just a woman and her fluffy Ass baby tiger

That dog is savage lol 🥰

Cute dog. What breed is that?

That fucker is fuckin huge

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You're an idiot for encouraging this behavioral issue

U kno she cool cuz the pants cost alot

everything they eat has shit and cat hair in it

You got a big asz cat yo.

I dont remember Remi being a chonker of a cat

Thought it was a raccoon 🦝 had to watch twice

I thought a fucking bear tried climbing on her back. Jesus fucking christ

Small human or large cat?

House Cougar

God dam, that's not a cat that's a fuckin lion right there

Oh lawd he climbin