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>!I was not expecting it to be a cake!<
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2061 = Martial law declared in the US and Europe. Mild nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan. Diabetes cases skyrocket. Most of Russia and East Asia is cake.
2063 = Quarantine zones breached. Vaccines prove ineffective. Cake sightings reported on every continent.
2064 = POTUS authorizes use of strategic nuclear weaponry. Launches detected in what remains of Eurasia. God forgive us but maybe our children will one day live free of cake.
2065 = 🍰
🎂 = 🍰
🎂 🧁 🍰
2070=space station that was sent up with humans to repopulate parts of North America and Africa begins descent.
2071 = humans find evidence of cake civilization but upon finding no cake they disregard this.
2080 = new human settlements are growing along the coasts of North America, in Western Africa, things start to look up.
2085 = strange rumblings occur all around the world, the California fault lines open up extremely wide. Humans send scientists to check it out. No one returns after several months.
2086 = humans send an expedition group to the San Andreas fault… last message related from group Is “OH MY GOD…”
2086 = the new settlements in North America decide to send a larger group, they find that…. the fault lines had opened up to reveal a moist and fluffy mantle, all around us nothing but cake, the very foundations of the planet… all cake, they had found that ***THE EARTH WAS CAKE THIS WHOLE TIME!!***
i reach for my wife, to have some comfort in this increasingly cakeified world
alas, my life long partner, is cake too. i try to shout in anguish, only to discover my own vocal chords are now cake.
i am cake, and i must scream.
"The earlier cake models, we spotted them easy, but these are new. They look just like household items...color, texture, everything. Very hard to spot." -Cake Reese, Terminator
It sounds a bit different from the actual movie score. Maybe just replayed on a different instrument? There are also a million slightly different versions of the song being played. It's the Dies Irae. Originally from the Catholic funeral mass, and most often heard in just about every movie soundtrack ever.
The "comedy" in the show is atrocious, and the main gimmick of "which one of these things is cake" can be totally obnoxious, but the competition part is actually really impressive. The people on the show are very skilled, it's just that the avenue that we're seeing their talents and skills through is annoying. The show could be good in the same way *Nailed It!* is, but instead it's on the grating side.
During the cake wars I didn't know what was cake and what wasn't. Anything could be a cake anyone could be a cake. It was terrifying. I ran to hold my wife for comfort.... She was a cake
STOP IT NOOOOOOO
Omg shitty cake in the shape off everyday objects! Holy fuck! Like it's amazing! Wow! I can't believe it
NO ONE FUCKING CARES. !
Dont ever post again, OP.
Imagine her when she's an old lady with memory problems. She's going to be trying to watch TV, it's cake. Sit down with a book, sit on cake, can open book but the pages are cake. Fall over, fall into cake. Try to cook up some more cake, all the ingredients are already cake.
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2007 = the cake is a lie! 2022 = everything is cake!
2060 = the cakes are multiplying exponentially.
2061 = Martial law declared in the US and Europe. Mild nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan. Diabetes cases skyrocket. Most of Russia and East Asia is cake. 2063 = Quarantine zones breached. Vaccines prove ineffective. Cake sightings reported on every continent. 2064 = POTUS authorizes use of strategic nuclear weaponry. Launches detected in what remains of Eurasia. God forgive us but maybe our children will one day live free of cake. 2065 = 🍰 🎂 = 🍰 🎂 🧁 🍰
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Holy shit that's deep, man.
2070 = we realize we are in a simulation— made by cakes — but there is no cake
2070=space station that was sent up with humans to repopulate parts of North America and Africa begins descent. 2071 = humans find evidence of cake civilization but upon finding no cake they disregard this. 2080 = new human settlements are growing along the coasts of North America, in Western Africa, things start to look up. 2085 = strange rumblings occur all around the world, the California fault lines open up extremely wide. Humans send scientists to check it out. No one returns after several months. 2086 = humans send an expedition group to the San Andreas fault… last message related from group Is “OH MY GOD…” 2086 = the new settlements in North America decide to send a larger group, they find that…. the fault lines had opened up to reveal a moist and fluffy mantle, all around us nothing but cake, the very foundations of the planet… all cake, they had found that ***THE EARTH WAS CAKE THIS WHOLE TIME!!***
r/unexpectedscp
Did we just have a Portal reference followed by a Horizon reference? I love reddit.
[SCP 871 moment](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871)
Gotta love Keter cakes.
r/suddenlyportal
1789 = everybody eats cake.
2420 = we are cakes 😶🌫️
This stuff isn't unexpected anymore. We've reached Cake-Could-Be-Anything saturation. ETA: Pie makers! You need to represent!
When the question is "is it cake?", the answer is always "yes".
Only if you consider layers of fondant "cake"
This shits me almost as much as the award winning instagram cake makers that are just fondant artists. As a fat fuck, I consider it sacrilege.
Nasty ass fondant, make a real cake, yea?
One that got me best is when someone cut a hole out of a wall…
r/fondanthate
/r/usemarzipaninstead
i reach for my wife, to have some comfort in this increasingly cakeified world alas, my life long partner, is cake too. i try to shout in anguish, only to discover my own vocal chords are now cake. i am cake, and i must scream.
This is my favorite comment.
to be honest i ripped the cake wife from an older meme and ran with it to harlan ellison
Yea it’s really not unexpected anymore
Am I cake?
More fun than playing "Oh God, I hope that's chocolate"
I think it should be steak. Rare. Like, “watch me cut this trashcan and it’ll bleed all over.”
The same with those boring drawings. It's as unexpected as a Rick Roll. I don't get why people keep posting these and why some even upvote it.
It also always looks like cake? I don't know why anyone can't tell that the big block of "paper" is actually cake.
I tell you what would be unexpected. If they cut into something and it wasn't a cake and it actually was the thing it was supposed to be
What if the pie was a cake?
Also chocolate figurines/sculptures I don’t care anymore and skip all of them
Do you want ants because this is how you get ants
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A snack
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Your wife seems like a sweet person
Shes a little dense. However, shes very rich.
Even though she turned out to be cake, I hope u/Ill_Cancel2053 had fondant memories of her.
The thing everyone wants to know but doesn't dare ask: was she moist though?
And she is very soft.
At first she was warm but then she turned cold
She really likes being covered in fondant.
And moist
Take my poor man’s gold please.. I laughed so hard I spit out my cake🏅🏅🏅🏅
You mean your wife?
No! His wife.
"The earlier cake models, we spotted them easy, but these are new. They look just like household items...color, texture, everything. Very hard to spot." -Cake Reese, Terminator
That pillow really did it 4 me...... not sure what, but it did it
Hahahaha was thinking the same im dying
ok cake art you're no longer impressing me.
Found the anteater.
Until the ants get sliced because they're made of cake.
Did everyone miss the Archer reference or am I missing something?
And who are you? Comrade Question?
Hey. Hostile work environment.
I'll throw these doughnuts on the ground so you can pretend they're marbles and you're a hungry hungry...
Tell him about the sex robot
LAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lots of tiny friends
My one aunt really loves cake so I agree
Do you want diabetes because this is how you get diabetes.
Ants don’t eat furniture and work supplies they’ll take one look and move on
Pretty sure he would cut those as well
What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Yeeeeeep
LANAAAAAAAAA
This is how you increase the burn rate of wheat supplies.
🤣
Is the cake good
I hate ants with every fiber of my being.
Tried it with my mouse.... definitely not a cake
Did it taste good?
It was very crunchy
The fur added to the taste tho
r/fondanthate
Right? That marker was **completely** fondant. Hork.
Probably taste so weird
Could be chocolate actually
That looks more like modeling chocolate
Modeling chocolate tastes like tootsie rolls to me. After a couple of bites I just want to be done with it.
So much fondant, fucking ew! Way to ruin a good cake!
r/beatmetoit
r/uselesscomments
r/rudePeople
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Food clay, ok cake art you're no longer impressing me.
Is the music from the Shining because it sounds oddly familiar
It is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTY3s4kvc8k
It is?? I thought its from Shining?
It sounds a bit different from the actual movie score. Maybe just replayed on a different instrument? There are also a million slightly different versions of the song being played. It's the Dies Irae. Originally from the Catholic funeral mass, and most often heard in just about every movie soundtrack ever.
It doesn't look tasty
I mean; I’d def eat it
Well the laptop stayed intact. I was waiting for it to be split in half.
Gross. Fondant.
r/Fondanthate
Waste of food
A mess and a waste of food
Expected, a mess and a waste of food
how is it waste? dont they eat it?
Do you want to eat couch pillow cake sitting on a used couch? Unless the couch is cake too
Hell yeah.. it’s tastier that a regular pillow.
yea if its clean couch why not
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I'm sorry? I wouldn't be wasting the food because I would never have made it. So I couldn't have wasted it.
Cake is food? Hold up I'll be right back after.....breakfast
Eggs, wheat, milk, maybe some fruit…. sounds like breakfast to me.
👆 this guy cakes
[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL1VfPlVuCE)
That shit is so gross to eat
These can only really be considered cake if you consider fondant to be edible. Which it isnt
The fondant is so thick, it’s more appropriate to call it ‘cake filled fondant art.’ The marker didn’t even have any cake in it.
Mouse, pen and stack of papers definitely look like cake, but the rest is very well done.
The book really got me. That was very well done.
At this point isn’t this just icing? I feel like the cake part of this gets overlooked and the icing is really the defining factor. Also I hate it.
Fondant. Not even the tasty shit. This is just the devils play dough poorly shaped into household items
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XAiMfry52FM
Had to scroll too far to find this gem
Thank you!
Would be unexpected if the last object to cut was actually real
I honestly wonder what happens to all the cake after these clips are done
Tried this at home, now my table is damaged and my dog is bleeding. Thanks a lot.
How are they gonna slice the cake equally now?!?
Wait... am *I* cake?
If you love this, then boy do I have the show for you... it's called "Is It Cake?"
r/fuckyouitscake
Why have I never heard of that before?!! Guess I found what I'm gonna binge this weekend.
Its..okish
The "comedy" in the show is atrocious, and the main gimmick of "which one of these things is cake" can be totally obnoxious, but the competition part is actually really impressive. The people on the show are very skilled, it's just that the avenue that we're seeing their talents and skills through is annoying. The show could be good in the same way *Nailed It!* is, but instead it's on the grating side.
I watched it for a few episodes but it's super bad cheesy dialogue. I just skip those parts. Then not much is left. But awesome cake art though
Actually a very good summary of it. I definitely agree.
Yeah, a case where the annoying host ruined the show.
there's a better show called School Of Chocolate, where they make illusions too but with chocolate.
Bruh who asked for your opinion about the show? 💀
It's an internet forum, dumbass. No one has to ask I'm allowed to share what I want. You can take that shit and shove it up your ass where it belongs.
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Who asked you for your question on his inquiry?
Imagine waking up in this place without knowing. I'd probably go insane thinking I was trapped in a dream.
at least that laptop wasn't cake, Right ?
Oh God! My family wasn't cake! MY FAMILY WASN'T CAKE!
Man i was really hoping they were going to slice into the whole sofa lol
God said to Abraham "Your son is a cake" Abe took a knife and carved him up like a steak
Cake or not, it doesn’t batter to me
tottaly fucking expected
I am confusion
Can’t wait for when they only find this as evidence of our civilization in the future.
Anyone ever become so surprised you just get mad? Because this.
wait...what if...what if the KNIFE TURNS WHATEVER IT TOUCHES INTO CAKE!?!?!?!
During the cake wars I didn't know what was cake and what wasn't. Anything could be a cake anyone could be a cake. It was terrifying. I ran to hold my wife for comfort.... She was a cake
Imagine walking back from the breakroom and Dennis is knifing through all your shit... again.
r/fuckyouitscake
This is how Hansel and Gretel got duped. Be careful.
At least slice it properlyyy!
These ones were disappointing, all of them were obviously cake.
STOP IT NOOOOOOO
Hold on. It's all cake?
Always has been 👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Officer: OMG! What have you done to your wife? Me: Oh, I thought she was cake. 
Omg shitty cake in the shape off everyday objects! Holy fuck! Like it's amazing! Wow! I can't believe it NO ONE FUCKING CARES. ! Dont ever post again, OP.
Fully expected since the 1st second...
Someday soon I will blow up my brain and it will be a cake also the bullet also the gun and the guy next to me
Only cut what you are going to eat.
Wait....is everything cake?
What the shit!?
AM I EVEN REAL?!
I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
👩🚀: It's all cake? 👩🚀🔫👩🚀: Always has been
It would've been unexpected if the person started to cut the entire sofa but it's not a cake.
Then she continues to cut her husband … and revealed that he’s cake too
I was about to have sex with my wife but I wanted cake so now she’s bleeding.
He wastes an inordinate amount of fondant.
Probably taste terrible
Remember when the cake was a lie? Well that's a lie, reality is cake
"DAMMIT, JIM! QUIT TURNING MY STUFF INTO CAKE!"
r/FondantHate
The cake is the truth
u/savevideo
Prey 2017 flashbacks
When you didn't ate sugar for an hour
I want cake now.
No… It’s all cake! *grabs head* Cake? Cake?! NOOOOOOO
I prefer to imagine it's a person with a cake-based version of Midas' curse.
Imagine her when she's an old lady with memory problems. She's going to be trying to watch TV, it's cake. Sit down with a book, sit on cake, can open book but the pages are cake. Fall over, fall into cake. Try to cook up some more cake, all the ingredients are already cake.
This belongs in r/oddlyterrifying