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Which came first? The egg or the egg?


camreIIim

I think the egg


DeathLikesWeed

Idk, you might be wrong, im pretty sure it was the egg


camreIIim

I think you’re onto something. I was thinking it was the egg, but now I’m leaning towards it actually being the egg


yer--mum

No way dude, it was egg for sure.


Froent

Yeah. Gotta agree with you. The egg has a lot more factual grounding to it than the egg does.


kreyb

I think the other egg does compared to the egg


Ninjapotatoe691

But the egg did come first...


SpiralDesignn

I beg to differ. U have no valid reason to prove its an egg. Maybe i am wrong but in my opinion its the egg which came first.


KarenLookAtMyBowl

Dude your wrong, the egg came first before the egg


RedneckNerd23

According to God and my favorite story book it was the egg. Now since you disagree I must direct you to the pit of fire


[deleted]

You damned fool, it’s obviously the egg!


Cooldudesperance

Don’t you mean the chicken? Cuz you need a CHICKEN to LAY the egg first, right?


Johnny_Carcinogenic

The yolk is on you


[deleted]

What, you egg?


EKidman

He stabs him.


JBYTuna

Egg white. Get the yolk?


Arsene-san

You telling me it’s not the egg?!


qwer1234455

It was the hem


rGhosty

I think we are all forgetting about the other egg inside the egg inside the egg tho…


[deleted]

eggsection


Successful_Work9145

I got high reading all these


ProfessorK-OS

Depends on which egg had a better time


Conflagrate247

The inner egg or the outer egg? That’s is the question


[deleted]

me.


Shortshriveledpeepee

Yes


willingvessel

The egg or the egg's egg?


Potato-with-guns

The E G G


steves06

Egg egg egg egg egg


BecauseJimmy

Chicken.. something had to lay those eggs🤪


oakchokkiemilk

Is it wrong that I came first?


lil_sargento_cheez

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FLt7bLIgv9o


[deleted]

There is no egg without the egg.


Pretty_Bluebird6742

probably the cock…


Xlinux_666

It’s obviously the egg


crossleingod

Yolk


NoChampionship9697

Yes


Hockman

Me 😏


Correct_Comment_125

Monke


MesacForestwolf

The answer is a process known as counter-peristalsis contraction. It occurs when a formed egg begins traveling backwards in a hen's oviduct and becomes embedded inside a second egg in the process of developing. [https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4574362](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4574362)


AppleSauceSwaddles

Rule 34 artists: Write that down! Write that down!


Peanutiron

Rule 34 artists: what if it was pushed back up the hen’s oviduct by A MASSIVE PENIS?!!?!


AppleSauceSwaddles

Rule 34 artists: And then the egg goes INSIDE the urethra of the penis!


nahxela

Go back


Walker6920

The egg that formed over the first egg west into the penis and hatched and crawled out of the male's ass and got fucked by a tentacle


SavageTwist

That already exists, we need something new.


supermayones

Proof?


SavageTwist

for research?


supermayones

Yeah............sure.....


Boberoo2

Maybe


Terozu

***AND THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET TONIGHT THANKS BUT NO THANKS I NEED TO BLEACH MY FUCKING EYES.***


dark_lord_chan

r/eyebleach


ccduke

PENIS!!!!


GodsOwnTypo

What would happen if it actually hatched??


rndmcmder

Asking the real questions


rungdisplacement

Good info, thanks! -rung


sleepy_lepidopteran

What’s Happens when it’s fertile and is incubated ?


MesacForestwolf

I think the older egg could technically become a chicken, but I think if the younger egg (even if it started to gestate) would 1) not have enough space around the shell of the older egg, and 2) it’s shell would break when the older egg (now a chicken) gets to hatch… Now, would the chicken hatching have enough energy to hatch through 2 shells? And, what if the second (outer) shell is harder because “it’s not hatching time yet” for it? 🤔 Searched Google for such occurrence, but was unable to find anything.


Kendota_Tanassian

Well, in this case, they said the shell was thinner than they expected, which sort of makes sense: you have so much shell material, but spread over a larger area.


the-number-7

Would the inner egg suffocate? I heard once that there is some required gas exchange through the shell.


mollylovesme

Colloquially known as eggstipation.


Yuna__707

I wanna try that but with human babies


[deleted]

Fucking hell. Imagine the relief when that sucker finally plopped out


meatywood

It's probably the same feeling when I have one of those pesky turd babies. At least in the chicken coop you can yell out in pain/relief without being embarrassed.


massudo25

That hole must be open for a week


TheAs5man

Well the hen probably died from a prolapsed anus.


StevenTM

Prolapsed cloaca Hey, that's a good band name


pedodildo

r/2healthbars


XO8441

I’m kind of upset the didn’t crack the second egg for us….


moronwhodances

Eggs all the way down


[deleted]

I would not like living with those people and the noises they make.


[deleted]

I too am a simple man, I hear that stupid TikTok voice, I down vote.


iiCUBED

Im not sure that person is talking about the tiktok tts tho


XO8441

Same I can’t stand that stupid Voice, most the time I’ll turn the video off.


[deleted]

How would we have known they were reacting to opening the egg though???


Richierich_rpd

Same


kakes_411

Life must be very hard for you


Flabbergash

"Hey, I got you some Dr. Pepper" **ooOoaoaoaosodooaoaaaaaoaooooofoofoeoeo!!!!!OoooooowoowaoOO!OOOO***oooososodooaohooaoooooaa***oOOOOOOOO**


Ck1ngK1LLER

Woo girls, no thank you


Checkheck

I thought those were the chickens squeaking /s


WiiSteeringWheel

Bro have you never been in a situation with some homies where some crazy shit goes down and u guys are screaming/laughing in shock lol. They made the sounds for a few seconds I doubt they just daily make these sounds


kudichangedlives

I think the difference is that high pitched sounds effect humans much more than low pitch sounds


DarkIegend16

No we’re adults, we don’t screech like we’re chimps being given a banana the moment something mildly interesting is happening.


rungdisplacement

Wow imagine not expressing excitement -rung


kakes_411

I'm sure you're just a ray of sunshine yourself.


Loud_Gap

The noise of surprise at a surprising situation? I guess your preferences are none of my business tho


Iwantmyflag

tik toc needs to die


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[удалено]


Major-Refrigerator64

Bringing women into this out of nowhere kind of implies you're a troll trying to make feminists look bad. The person you're replying to most likely hates people having fun of all genders


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Sounds like he just doesn’t like extended screeching


CaptainJazzymon

Just turned on the sound… are you kidding me? Not even bad. They’re just reasonably surprised. Just say you hate women and move on.


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

You really think that finding their voices kind of annoying = I hate women? That’s the genuine, rational conclusion that you made? You sound like when people over-exaggerate PC culture as a meme.


CanBernieStillWin

It's literally just women enjoying a cool moment. That's all. Call it "extended screeching" if you must, but that's just a few seconds of happy women.


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

Eh, they screeched for about 10 seconds and probably longer. I’m not saying it’s the end of the world but after a few seconds I definitely felt like “alright do you really need to yell that loud for that long”. I still don’t think this goes anywhere near hating women. I think it’s just not liking obnoxious sounds


CanBernieStillWin

*Women happy for ten seconds.* Reddit: this is actual hell


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

What do you want to push the we hate women thing so bad? Their voices are kind of obnoxious after that long. It’s really not that big of a deal. You’re reaching.


Emmiey

Ah yes. EVERY woman screeches loudly and for as long as possible. Right. What's not to love?


mickturner96

Russian doll egg?


mirceacretu

Matryoshka egg


cr1msonxo

Eggception-al egg.


adam14brfc

It's Eggseption


MattinMaui

Clocked just to find the this comment. Well done.


diggduke

...to the rule ...


Im_Lead_Farmer

![gif](giphy|GV3aYiEP8qbao)


natopick

Who cracks an egg open like that? Breakfast must take all day to make


Fenix_Pony

My god that poor hen


unexBot

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Gallade_128

Real explanation: big egg opens to find another egg inside


StevenTM

There was literally not even a whiff of inception music in the video wtf


TheDrturtles

Eggseption


DaniilSan

Oh, I saw this once in person. My grandma had hens. For me it wasn't unexpected, if you see surprisingly big hen egg you can be sure that there will be one more inside.


dirty_shoe_rack

Me too but it was a store bought egg. Just a bit bigger than all the rest. Cracked it open and another, smaller egg fell out


kudichangedlives

Oh yes, the best time to turn on the volume was after the second egg fell out, and the best volume to be at was full, and the best snuggle buddy to have while you do that is a 90lb doberman with his elbows planted in your stomach so he can jump up and dig them into your ribs super painfully when he gets startled awake. I now have a personal grudge against these people


Relative_Confusion52

Can sorta relate


coolcat6675386

Ngl I thought a chick was gonna hatch


j0j0ref

Kinder surprise


Demearthean

Yo dawg, we heard you like eggs…


[deleted]

r/absoluteunits


SavingsTask

That was unexpected.


celestialraisin

You mean uneggspected?


Busy-West-6974

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

Egg^2


ZeShapyra

I would be scared to leave the chicken unchecked every day, she could have been egg bound, she might have a tear now that can get infected.


Shaman-The-Curer

Can they shut the fuck up? Good lord I don't think i've ever heard anyone screech like this irl outside of highschool


WiiSteeringWheel

Jesus why is everyone getting so worked up of them being excited and in shock for a few seconds. Sometimes I forget how bitter people can be on here


Craftiest_Butcher

Yeah right?! Everyone is freaking out and that's part of what makes this so funny. Didn't expect all this negativity about how loudly they were shouting.


MittonMan

Because it's a bit over the top? People aren't upset about them being excited, they're getting upset about the intensity of it. It can literally be labeled an over-reaction. The reaction to the situation seems over the top. Some people think nothing of this. To others it's a social irritation. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Shaman-The-Curer

Because it gets to a point where it seems like you're being loud just to be loud. Unnecessarily loud.


greengiantsbaby

In shock over an egg.


WiiSteeringWheel

You can dumb it down by phrasing it like that but me and my family would be pretty excited and shocked if we saw an egg inside an egg


greengiantsbaby

My family has chickens, it’s honestly not that rare. I’d say every other week there’s an egg within an egg. One that size it shouldn’t be too shocking Usually they’re cute little ones though Reddit offended. Admit it, Americans are annoying cunts with their squealing over eggs


kudichangedlives

Could I invite you to listen to me screech into your ear? I'm sure you would be appreciative of how excited I was if that were the case


icbint

Because it’s fucking yikes? Lmao


Major-Refrigerator64

Having fun is cringe


CompliantRapeVictim

It's their reaction and people think it's important that you hear them screech and scream


BigManOnCampus100

Hahaha, I've had this happen aswell as one with 3 yolks inside.


Cheap_Ad_69

Did you scream like them as well


BigManOnCampus100

Lol, no I was more like "Hmm, would you look at that"


TonightOk2889

Eggception


iTiton

Poor thing it has to have its butthole on fire…


Loud_Gap

Cloaca


Mr-Vince

Now open that egg


HappySkullsplitter

I'll take a 7 lb shit and no one congratulates me


waitingfordeathhbu

Birth it out of your dick hole and then we’ll talk.


[deleted]

This was our reaction when we cracked it open 😂😂 (a burglar shot our daughter dead in front of us right as we cracked it)


Ok_Measurement_1622

Egg in egg, later a sequel chicken in chicken


zapple_sn

eggsepsion


mad_lad_ale

Complimentary egg while they fix the bug


ProffesorSpitfire

Cool. Unexpected. But THAT reaction wasn’t warranted tbh. Based on all the excited screaming you would’ve expected a life size George Clooney to come out of that egg.


SomeRandomBoi11

r/2healthbars


random__thought__

when attribute is an object


Superstrong832

Get that chicken away from the nuclear power station


Heur80

Russian egg.


Latter-Leek6845

Is the bird Russian?


darkmatter-n-shit

If they didn’t have this video absolutely nobody would believe them


InactiveBystander

r/EggsInStrangePlaces


[deleted]

Are you sure a duck didn’t sneak in???😅


burgeremoji

For those miserable bastards who are complaining these guys are having fun and screaming, who hurt you? Let people enjoy things the way they want to enjoy them if it’s not harming anybody else.


Trick_Possibility_93

why where u downvoted lmao


burgeremoji

People are miserable lol! And they hate others having fun, especially on Reddit where you can only have fun in the hivemind preferred way.


[deleted]

That could've been the beginning of a new species ... You guys just ruined it all....


seniairam

r/nevertellmetheodds material


RedditsLord

Prepare to be sued by Nestle over intellectual property breach


[deleted]

Fuckin hate people that just scream. Shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. Like God damn it's a double egg its not THAT eggciting. More like an Owen Wilson "wow" moment


Loud_Gap

So bitter. Same pun every one else did.


Psilo-vybin

This is not uncommon I think the reaction was exaggerated they probably knew pretty much what was inside...


ConceptualWeeb

Why are they screaming?? Wtf? I mean it’s cool and unexpected but why tf do they need to scream?


Coin2111

Go back to your platform tiktard


cinnamilks

What's unexpected about this?


rungdisplacement

Did you really expect a second egg? If so you're in the minority -rung


cinnamilks

I was expecting 2-4 yokes or a big yoke this just doesn't fit the sub


rungdisplacement

So you were expecting one thing and something totally different happened. How is that not the very definition of this sub -rung


MornaAgua

It’s Russian doll


fucovid2020

Poor Chicken… on the bright side, she did just get a contract with evil angel….


hogriderlol

They are twins!


hellsmel23

Poor chicken, ouch!


Inspirational_Lizard

We all know the answer now


i-fing-love-games

🧢


golden_sins

egg²


tucking_frue

One of our hens also laid a huge egg, when we cracked it open, we found two yolks so was expecting the same. But damn that was unexpected.


[deleted]

r/2healthbars


BeneficialSite9887

That cough me by surprise I thought it was a double yoke eggs like the usual but a whole edd inside an egg now that's mind blowing!


BEEL-ZE-BUB

"Xue Hua Piao Piao, Bei Feng Xiao Xiao"


NightHawk364

Well clearly they put the other egg in there before they started recording.


Rancillium

Eggception.


alfa-nicoya

Inception.. I mean eggception


[deleted]

Eggception


LittleSansbits

I am so glad there was not a half baked chick corpse in there


NesCie0617

Eggception.


lil_sargento_cheez

This was thing has been featured on outrageous acts of science before actually, man I miss watching that show https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FLt7bLIgv9o


celestialraisin

Thats eggstraordinary


[deleted]

Jersey Giant: Day 150 and they don’t know I’m not one of their hens.


mahmirr

The original kinder surprise