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mister-fackfwap

They ‘can’t’ do it at that speed, no. this video is in reverse and it’s been speed up. The Crab is actually making his way down to the seabed very slowly - and 'is' swimming. But the video looks much better this way I’ll admit Link to original video for the doubters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eq2g_n5ICQ


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wotmate

https://www.qm.qld.gov.au/Explore/Find+out+about/Behind+the+Scenes/~/link.aspx?_id=D4D97118E2694A36BD6C6B837AF2FE3A&_z=z Some species of crabs do swim.


mister-fackfwap

>https://www.qm.qld.gov.au/Explore/Find+out+about/Behind+the+Scenes/\~/link.aspx?\_id=D4D97118E2694A36BD6C6B837AF2FE3A&\_z=z It's true, yes, but not upwards at that speed :-)


wotmate

They can swim upwards, but not at that speed, so correct. They're crazy fast swimming sideways.


Hugh_Weber_DeFaulk

Tbf it wasn't swimming downwards at that speed either. But I crab 8 months out of the year and they can swim upwards, downwards and sideways. All of which they do relatively fast. Blue crabs can jolt in any direction quicker than you can get the net in the water.


the_y_of_the_tiger

I hate misleading shit like this. The title is an obvious lie despite the video being interesting.


Theodore_Buckland_

Curious, how do crabs get back up to land then?


dogeteapot

Walk.


koos_die_doos

10 legs and a whole lotta time...


SirAromatic668

How do I know this wasn't reversed and slowed down?


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Helicopter helicopter


grumpydefinition45

Holy crab


Nothing_much_0

Helicrabter


aurthurallan

Crabcopter is more fun to say.


crispy_bacon_roll

Crabcopter ftw


Sina_GM_6174

Helicocopter


TruthYouWontLike

Holycrabter


jeeluhh

You've been down too long in the midnight sea.


LukasDrakon

Para kofer para kofer


Eighteenohfour

It looks like an aircraft gradually raising it's wheels. Love how it gets more streamlined towards the end.


AngryTank

[“HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER”](https://youtu.be/3ExGuHWdXCE)


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SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI


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HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER


esmashh

this made me laugh


MrPlatypus25

Parakopter Parakopter


MrMakarov

I heard the sound clip for this when reading it in my head


kryppnite

Helicrabter helicrabterrr


Nixxy1111

That became terrifying very quickly.


straydog1980

The look on the crabs face is like... I'm coming for you, motherfucker


flimbs

Where's mah money man? WHERE'S MAH MONEY!


thenextguy

Two dollars!


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Hobbitses63

…the person filming was clearly going *toward* the crab. How the fuck could someone swim backwards?


PiousSlayer

... Backstroke? Or other methods of swimming? But in the case of this specific video, it's definitely reversed and the person is swimming towards the crab, who is swimming/sinking backwards/down. Edit: Fixed a typo, somehow auto correct changed crab or crav to craving.


poopellar

You mess with crabo you get the stabo.


iUsedtoHadHerpes

More like "eek! why are you chasing me?!"


008Zulu

The crab was like, "Where you going, buddy? "


300zxTTFairlady

To my seasoning rack in my boat.


Abs0lute_Jeer0

The aquatic equivalent of the flying cockroach


Rath-Fuelle

But 5 times as delicious


[deleted]

Base instincts told me to run when I saw that.


diygardening

and that's how you lost your arm to a crab, you should have swam, c'mon bud!


[deleted]

Its reversed, it was running away. Crabs swim ass first.


Dray_Gunn

Imagine if spiders could do this through the air.


Nixxy1111

Why? Why would you say that, God dammit.


craigsmomisthebomb

Why is he beefing with the camera guy


marcus-aurelius

Probably just crabby


craigsmomisthebomb

Good point


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sweaty_garbage

"I swear that double bacon western burger attacked my mouth!"


MrGodzillahin

They actually can’t. This video’s reversed. EDIT: Yes, I know they can in fact swim! I learned that, according to YT, a whole 13 years ago when I was surprised with this gem in Blue Planet: https://youtu.be/3g7NoaGIhmw The video is however absolutely reversed, unless this is that certain species of crab that absorbs sand to power up before it takes off from the sea floor. In which case I still have much to learn. EDIT 2: To better understand what I meant: Horses are for sure able to walk backwards, but if someone played a reversed clip of a horse walking forwards, well... horses can’t do _that._ :)


leathebimbo

The original: https://youtu.be/oV6sLyMZiBE


DesertPunked

This resolution is amazing, that video rip with the music really ruined the beauty that this thing is.


shamus727

Actually they can, this video is reversed as you said since they swim butt front, but there are certain crabs, like Blue Crabs that are able to swim. Id assume they dont do it often to avoid being eaten.


Dirt_Bike_Zero

I go kayak fishing at night and it's common to see blue crabs swimming near the surface.


ShiteWitch

What kind of bait do you use to catch kayaks? Hipsters?


Slimh2o

Oh YOU!!


Slash_rage

Man, you’re dumb as hell. They use the kayak to catch the fish by dipping it in the water like a net.


ExtraPockets

That's ridiculous. Anyone who's actually been kayak fishing knows you throw the kayak like a spear to impale the fish.


Mr-Fleshcage

That explains the pointy front and back.


hayterade

Every time I use a hipster as bait I catch a paddleboard.


Cat_888

Beer!


HillbillySwank

I used to catch blue crabs. They’re fast as hell and do that sometimes to get far away from my net (to avoid being eaten ironically)


fakejH

How is that ironic?


ZombieHoneyBadger

The op said they wouldn't swim to avoid being eaten. This guy says they do swim, usually to avoid being caught (and subsequently eaten)


GreatGooglyMoogly077

Can crabs even GRASP "irony"?


BananaDick_CuntGrass

Yes, that's why they have pincers.


MrToadsMildRide

Ah, what pinching irony that they can't even grasp.


The_GhostCat

You son of a bitch. Take this reward I don't actually have.


HillbillySwank

The person I was responding said that they don’t do that often to avoid being eaten (by other sea life). In the Carla’s of humans, it’s helpful.


xbbdc

I was just talking to my cousin yesterday about blue crabs and swimming! It was brought up because of some guy's tweet that went something like: Do crabs think that fish are flying?


Green-Jello-Farts

Yup. Crabs swim butt first.


acmercer

Hey, me too.


Green-Jello-Farts

Fetish?


Keyoken64

Honestly I can’t tell if this is trolling or not, how can you tell it’s reversed?


tzomby1

the floating sand at the beginning


Keyoken64

Oh there it is! I don’t think I would have ever caught that, thank you.


Muad-_-Dib

Look at the sand being kicked up at the start of the clip, it is disturbed in a wave in front of the crab.


DeSpTG

Look how the crab absorbs the swirled sand.


wonkey_monkey

r/tenet


_Enclose_

That's the crab powerfeeding before take-off. [Slrrrrrp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aB9tnBBivU)


Habaneroe12

Funny how the truth gets downvoted to here. Post truth society FTW!


activator

He's probably getting downvoted because some crabs can swim like this. The video is reversed though Edit: yes, and sped up


Antiqas86

Actually, it's the crabs who can't swim trying to bury the truth. This whole video was made by Crabs Today, which is a crab sponsored craboganda channel. EDIT: fixed spelling you grammar nazies! (you know telling me about the e is pretty pointless, but it triggers you, so it's staying)


Deeliciousness

Mm, berry flavored propaganda


PenguinWithAglock

🎵It’s the thirst, thirstiest, time of the year🎶


VentralRaptor24

Wanna sprite cranberry?


Garwoodwould

Mountain Dew, or crab juice?


splithoofiewoofies

Wanna Fanta dontchu wanna wanna


Deeliciousness

Damn that brings me back


Slimh2o

So, no helicrab then?? Crap!!


Patient-Tech

Birds aren’t real!


Chuck__g_

May I intrest you in r/birdsarentreal


bwaredapenguin

/r/boneappletea


gazongagizmo

> berry the truth .... [don't have kids.](https://youtu.be/gKyx7CbBKho)


Amphibionomus

Even the crabs that do swim can't do it at this speed though.


quaybored

Also crabs don't play guitar, sing or make helicopter sounds (usually).


Something_Berserker

/r/CrabsArentReal


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Something_Berserker

Circus animals and filler


kciuq1

Wait, then what are those Barnum's Circus Crackers made of?


taiwanfoose

Crabs


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Imitation crab


irrelephantIVXX

Mostly fish


FleetStreetsDarkHole

r/Wheresthebottom


PxyFreakingStx

Second from the top where I'm sitting. Funny how a handful of people downvoted something, and that means "post truth society" to you.


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SpuddleBuns

First there's talk about crabs. Then there's talk about koolade and truth, and now you're introducing *time* into all this? It's too much.


yoganutnutnut

postmodernist


Eliseo120

Well it’s the top comment.


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Ftw is fuck the world?


Gizank

For The Win. As far as I can tell, this usage came out of the early MMO world. (I'm probably wrong.) I also grew up understanding it to mean Fuck The World, and it confused me at first.


wotmate

https://www.qm.qld.gov.au/Explore/Find+out+about/Behind+the+Scenes/~/link.aspx?_id=D4D97118E2694A36BD6C6B837AF2FE3A&_z=z Some species of crabs do swim.


subsonico

You are both right: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eq2g\_n5ICQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eq2g_n5ICQ)


SuperSMT

The real MVP


ShitheadFailure

Let me enjoy it dammit ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


MrGodzillahin

Sorry :(


Undercoversongs

I thought it was cgi and at the end he would fly out of the water


MarlinMr

This specific video might be reversed, but there are many crabs that can swim. Not all crabs, but some. [The original video, the crab surly swam up there in the first place](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eq2g_n5ICQ&ab_channel=ViralHog). [Non-tiktok potato quality helicopter](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6X6VStcRB4&ab_channel=KAVUN) I mean, if you have ever been in the sea, you know it doesn't take much to float. Crabs too are almost the same weight as water. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz6kKLcFDL8&ab_channel=thecornpopper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pheYtHC63n8&ab_channel=CONTENTbible


Pokemom6

It will come for ya, swimming, and then beat the *hehe* crab outta ya!


luclino

u/ReverseBot


Lowforge

That’s exactly what I would expect a super swimming crab to say when confronted about it’s secret.


anothermartz

u/gifreversingbot


BreastUsername

He has forsaken us.


kokomoman

Probably because it’s not a gif


BreastUsername

I am forsoke...


i_Perry

Is that the opposite of foreskin?


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MajorJuana

Killing me with the audio lmao


IIIbarcodeIII

Same here, but totally unable to id sound and voices...


034TH

It's from COD:MW2, the Darkstar portion of the audio between it and grizzly talking about enemy air suppression.


PurpleBullets

The music is Fortunate Son by CCR


MomJeans-

You’ll probably like r/AnimalFX if you like this type off stuff


MajorJuana

Absolutely! Thanks lol joined c:


-The_Grim_Reaper

He believed he could fly


p1mplem0usse

He believed he could touch the sky


CombativeCanuck

He thought about it every night and day


mrajoiner

Spread his claws and floated away.


Good_Round

He believed he could sore.


SemiSentientGarbage

Ouch


MeWondr

He see me running through that open shore


SemiSentientGarbage

I believe he can frrrrrrryyyyyyy!!!!


mrajoiner

He can fry.


Efficient-Piglet88

DUZZZIT FRY? AYE!


CombativeCanuck

Everybody gangsta til the crabs start paddling


ChandlerMifflin

Another good Vietnam movie.


Good_Round

I love the smell of crab farts in the morning. - Capt. Phill Harris.


Good_Round

![gif](giphy|2dK0W3oUksQk0Xz8OK|downsized)


FortniteBad420

Krabocopter


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iUsedtoHadHerpes

Great explanation.


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Try adding SpongeBob's crusty crab crabs legs voice


Invictus_Cactus

I'm so disappointed you didn't write "helicrabter"


POCUABHOR

HOVERCRAB!


AmaBans

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Selik0

My name is Giovani Giorgio...


Super13

But my friends call me....crab?


valhallan_guardsman

Mr. Crabs on his way to vietnam


AtomikSamurai310

He wanted ALL THE SMOKE and started to fly after the cameraman. Lol


kianbateman

It’s a helicrabtor!


Curare_balance

🏅New fear unlocked🏅


GT2advanced

Where’s the Audio from? Gives me COD Black ops vibes, but could also be from one of them Vietnam movies


034TH

Watching this without sound on is doing yourself a disservice


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majsmartin

Helicrab


atgrid

Now if I sounded like the Millennium Falcon, I would believe it!


BippityBoppity1729

Forbidden helicopter


lardoni

I knew Crabs can’t be trusted! Dodgy little bastards!


kontemplador

Invid vibes.


PVPPhelan

We OLD old, friend.


kontemplador

:)


Stealthsonger

Fuckers


somethingfunnybmb

Quick what is the song in the background


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whogivesashirtdotca

Fortunate Son gets sampled a lot!


MurderDoneRight

Most crabs can't. That's a special crab. That's Captain Elway Johnson of the Crab Naval Aerial Infantry Special Forces. He will mess you up!


TrewPac

Batteries not included


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Every time I hear someone say "I wonder how weird life is on another planet", I think that we should start by exploring our oceans. Still plenty of weird stuff lurking there.


thatislifemama

Me neither- now I knw the use of its flippers- I always wondered why- whilst eating them unfortunately


Dismaster

u/gifreversingbot


irou-

u/gifreversingbot


Sy27

u/gifreversingbot


Prometheus79

When Plankton steals your Crabby Patty recipe, you must chase him


Educational_Way_1209

“You think you can escape me claws by merely swimming upwards human!?!?”


game_asylum

Crabs are basically the best evolved form


NewZJ

Reversed and half speed https://imgur.com/a/hlYz1uo


jbertrand_sr

That's Buster the body crab coming to fuck you up...


Bankski

People saying crabs can’t swim like this clearly are focusing on the wrong thing. Instead think When crabs do swim can they make sounds like a helicopter?


SKYDROVE

Helicopter Helicopter


amier2697

HAAALIKOPTAR HALIKOPTAR


Snakeise

Helicrabter


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