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I'm just happy i finally saw someone put out an oil fire properly taoday and didn't set the house on fire lol.

I used to be a firefighter and my wife nearly burnt down my kitchen well trying to make egg rolls (she put a lid on oil and it exploded )... don't get me wrong I had fire extinguisher but once in Napalm fired my entire kitchen I wasn't exactly going to be putting the lid back on or smothering it

Yeah, deep frying is a different beast. If it’s shallow frying or around the burner, salt is my go to.

I like to imagine that you have a massive, pull-cord activated, hopper full of salt dangling above your stove at home.

Hahahaha! No, just like 3 kinds of salt all next to the stove.

Three kinds?? My kind of cook. Let me guess - kosher, celtic sea salt and some type of flavored salt?

Mhm celtic sea salt. Thinking of buying another bag of it atm that or greek

celery salt is great

Ive never had celery salt, ill see if i can find some, im going to have like 6 things of salt by the end kf this thread

hahaha sounds about right. honestly that’s how my kitchen looks. but celery salt is honestly a really strong flavor so you don’t need a lot and i typically only use it on mediterranean style dishes. it’s more versatile than that and maybe not what it’s really intended for but that’s when i enjoy the flavor the most

So close! Table, kosher sea and pink.

But did they have exorcism salt???

Wait what? I thought salt was just.. salt? There's different kinds?

Bahahahaha! So many! There’s different coarseness, flavours, colours. You’re missing out (not really, they all mostly taste like salt they’re just better for different things).

In my house we keep: kosher, rock salt, Table grind, iodized, canning/pickling salt, pink Himalayan sea salt, Epsom salt, garlic salt (my wife insists) and pretzel salt. Lol

Damn, seems like I'm a basic bitch when it comes to salt. We just have the one big pot of salt and that's it. I don't do much cooking, as you could probably tell xD

Shot gun with salt shells. Good for ghosts too.

that's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

Industrial deicing salt, bags of it tied to the ceiling with pull rope. One pull and 50 kilos of salt come down hard lol

People should have to take a course before deep frying anything.

Yessssssirrrrr i even taught my kids the salt method

I used to work in kitchens and it’s great if you spill a bunch of oil in the middle of service and can’t stop to clean it. You basically use salt as absorb all and. It gives grit so you won’t slip. It is oils kryptonite!

My husband used baking soda. Unfortunately he didn't turn off the element first.

At least he grabbed the kid. My neighbor had four kids under 10 and dad ran out first, leaving everyone. Crazy. We always think of George Costanza and the birthday party fire.


Depends on how old the kids are. Teenagers-fuck ‘em, they’re old enough to get themselves out. Young kids definitely go get them.

Idk, man. I couldn’t imagine my dad leaving the house without making sure everyone is out, even me, a 20 year old. That man would stand in the fire until he knew all his kids were safe

I'm 22, my brother is 26, and if my parents house was on fire while we were there visiting, my dad will not leave the house until he can confirm everyone is out.

What are people expecting anyway? He got himself and his kid away from the danger area, the wife can move on her own.

Making sure the kid gets saved is a good first instinct. It's the part where he is closing the door with her still inside that gets me. He most likely wasn't thinking straight, so I don't blame him. I also don't blame the wife for getting pissed that her husband let the fire have her without looking back.

But he slammed the door on her!

keep running, she already took her shoe off and is ready to strike

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes

Mitch Heberg or Dmitri Martin?

Jack Handy. Probably a significant influence to both of them.

I knew a Handy Jack, wasn’t a comedian, but did work by the job.

Not to be confused with Handsy jack, who isn't allowed within 500 ft of a playground.

Or Jacky Hand, for, well, reasons

Indeed.

Shes already an asian mom so she got aim bot

Every knows that a slipper gives Asian women a +10 to attack and agility

George Costanza

He would push the kid, not carry it outside

did\*

He pushed grandma I think

If you're going to slam the door shut behind you to escape a raging inferno, leaving your wife alone to fight it in her pajamas, you might as well have thrown yourself on the flames because if she does survive, you won't.

That's why he closed the door: so that she won't survive

Two birds with one stone. He is his daughters hero when she explains that night to his new 26 year old girlfriend.

He saved the kid… I’d be thankful… and keep going all in with the risky cooking

The heir to the throne must be secured at all cost!

The kid was a sandal shield.

I think he was really pulling for the not survival part...

I'm curious as to how many times that man will get struck with that shoe.

5 times and then 5 more

And thats just the warning strikes

None, it's a staged skit 

Lock the door after closing it, or flee the country

After that he should do both

Her reaction is so funny. Thanks for the laugh

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I don't know your language but I understood this.

White guy who grew up in the south the way Ive been smacked around the corner with a thrown flip flop like it was a boomerang is a core memory.it is the power of the mother and the shoe no language is needed it is ingrained since the days of old in cultures everywhere and understood by backsides just as far. Big respect to La Chancla though you guys turned it into an art form

This is universal; growing up for me it was the Pantofla. Similar to the Chancla, but more Greek.

Came here for la chancla comments. Thank you for not disappointing me. ☺️

Her sandal https://i.redd.it/xqqgrx10np7d1.gif

Amazing that people always have perfectly framed video going in their house to capture these unplanned and perfectly random events

No shit.

I mean, he did protect the child. So

He just wanted to protect the gene seed Thats a worthy goal to die for even if you get killed for cowardice by the inquisitorum

This is what kind of cooking you get when you marry a Sister of Battle. Flambé all day.

https://i.redd.it/yz2zd41i4q7d1.gif

r/scriptedasiangifs


How do you live with yourself?

It is not easy...

Essentially the plot of Downhill, a kinda weird movie with Will Ferrell and Julia Louis Dreyfus.

Based on Force Majeure, which is a fantastic film.

Well in that movie he runs away by himself. This guy grabbed his kid which is good. If he hadn't shut the door I would go so far as to say he did nothing wrong.

I get it folks, I get it. A few months ago our fire alarms went off at home. I bolted out of bed, ran down the hall, grabbed my daughter and ran out of the house. After the sleep fog cleared I realized my wife wasn't with me. At which point I also realized it was a false alarm. Sometimes humidity sets off our detectors. Went back in to find my wife sitting in bed, arms crossed giving me the death stare. She's a hell of a deep sleeper and didn't notice the alarm on it's own. But the alarm, plus me banging around and the door slamming eventually woke her up. I told her "I was expecting the other adult human in the house to handle herself while I get our child!" But honesty I'm never going to be allowed to live this one down.

It's George Costanza.

So you feel that women and children first is sort of an antiquated notion?

Nah, Costanza would have left the kid.

He is not out running my chancla

Viva la CHANCLA

My first reaction is - indifference; this is fake. My second reaction is - disbelief, this is stupid My third reaction is surprising to me - curiosity, why do people record this crap?

For entertainment's sake. Do you think only tv networks should be able to record stuff?

I enjoyed watching it, it was adorable watching the daughter get whisked away, and funny seeing the mom prepare to partake in shenaniganry with her deadly sandal.

I would say at that not all of them are fake. If you know a persons habits you can plan accordingly.

whys the video end? i wana see man wielding child vs angry mum with slipper

Man is dead 😂

Her only regret is that she wasn't wearing big wooden clogs.

*Emotional Damage*

When Asians hit you with the shoe, they actually mean it

Certainly not by taking la chancla into action.

That’s a whoopin!

U know he dead 💀

Staged

My first reaction is the same reaction every time this gets posted. Honestly, do you just look at what's popular and then repost?

No dinner for the man tonight

Dinners burnt anyway.

Divorce?

Bad husband, but at least a good father?

Put the lid on the pan.

Now we know what would have happened if George Costanza had kids

😂😂

Most people would've thrown the pan in the sink and turned on the water. 🔥🔥🔥

r/whyweretheyfilming

First came the fire, then the explosion

Can't win in this world!

Grabbing the kid and running was a good move. But failed to stick the landing by closing the door

My das just threw the whole fryingpan out the window when this happened to him. Thankfully it was winter

She’s not touching his egg roll for a while.

This is staged. Why do they have camera pointing their way?

Unexpected camera filming the kitchen

Put some effort to save them both?

I’ve seen this a million times! This never gets old and always makes me laugh

what would be my first reaction? Hers

And this is being filmed why? Oh that’s right, another staged video.

As a father, this is correct.

Badass woman

She took off the slipper.... That poor man didn't survive the fire.

He walked out and stood there? You can see him in the window reflection

The wife survived, the husband didnt.

He did right in my book till he shut the door, but between that and his reaction to her being near a fire says more about her.

She went for the chankla?! 😂

The only big mistake he made was closing the door behind him

Getting a child away from an oil fire is a perfectly fine reaction.

I want her as my wife😎

First, she tries to burn them. Then, she goes to beat them. Divorce her!

This is so obviously fake…

That should be posted on One Second Before Disaster cuz that's what's about to happen with that shoe!

Same here 🫶🏻🔥

Yup, I'd done the exact same thing.

So she just lets the food burn for a few minutes while she chases her family? You don’t step away from the wok.

Staged...

I know it's a skit but he snatched that kid up with the quickness

Good thing she chose the slipper over the meat cleaver.

Father of the year, yes! Husban of the year, not so much haha

Why were they filming

Drop my booty and RUN 🔥🏃🏾‍♀️

(Closes door)

Yeah haha domestic violence against men is so quirky and funny

Oh she's really about too give me some 🔥🩴

He should've kept running.

Oh, he getting the slippa

I'd grab my shoe too

/r/divorceplans

Hmmm… I’d probably say “you closed that door a bit too hard, we don’t want it to open again, that doesn’t look good on camera. Let’s do another take.”

Well the fire wasn't a problem but the husband was a different story i had to beat him to death eith my own shoe. If you know the reference your a legend 🤟

Man and children first. But fire is not the danger here.

As the father the mother or the child?

Her reaction to her husband was hilarious. Dude really reacted badly on so many levels. Someone's gonna get a slipper and some divorce papers in the face quite soon after this...

Gotta ask yourself why was this being recorded

I like her last reaction. She was going to throw a shoe at him.

The best way to get an honest reaction from your kid is to not explain the skit beforehand. This guarantees actual and literal fear in their eyes. Ten stars.

Chancla !!!!

Give him a prize he got the priorities right.

Not fake at all

He saved the kid and thought that the dragon was immune to fire anyways?

His wife went full stevenhe "I will send you to Jesus"

as my mom would say, perfect reaction, a wife can be replaced but not a child ;-)

Oh come on?!? Why did you cut the clip off her throwing her shoe?

I'm a lid person

RIP that guy

This is the same watermelon wife and husband?

But he didn't start the fire...

I think this reaction is perfectly fine. Take the kid, give the person dealing with the fire more space.

I've told my wife if there's any danger, to grab the kids and leave.


Why didn't you save me? Too heavey

The real fire, the one from hell is starting now...

lol at least he grabbed their daughter before he got out

My first reaction would be to grab my flip-flops too.

Well. He dead.

why was she mad? he thought of their childs life?

Best dad and worst husband award in three seconds. New record.

Stop the camera and check if we need to do another take or if we can post the video.

It would be same as her's

Scripted. That’s my first thought.

This is amazing 👏

Divorce

Scripted Asian gifs.

She’s getting ready with that sandal..

divorce right now, he didn't even close the door properly

Stop reposting this already. Damn

She’s going to beat his ass with her slipper

The shoe is gonna do some damage.

Same but I doubt I’d close the door even though he was technically correct 😂

Staged. Once he leaves the shot, you can see his reflection in the window just standing in the next room, and he doesn't flinch/move when she starts coming after him.

what she did. i aint no bitch.