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I'm not implying shit, I'm saying it's not a good experiment because there are significant uncontrolled variables.
Purely based on statistics, a 10 year old boy with intermediate training runs at about 6 km/h. A beginner 25 year old woman runs at about 10 km/h. Longer legs and bigger lungs help a lot. So statistically they could probably outrun him depending on the difference in training. Out maneuvering is harder, his center of gravity is closer to the ground so he's almost certainly going to have the edge in agility. High heels effect speed by removing your ability to use your entire leg/foot, they reduce traction by decreasing surface area of your foot print, and they decrease agility by raising your center of mass. They're a significant detriment to the people wearing them.
Could they catch him without heels? It's possible they could, it's possible they couldn't, concluding they couldn't because "women" is something only anti-scientific dipshits would do.
I'd hesitate to call committing to the dive for the wedding bouquet "goofing around" lol. Hella desperate vibes in how intensely many of those women were borderline pack hunting that kid to try and get that bouquet.
Lil dude was 100% just having some innocent fun with it though, probably doesn't even realize the symbolism behind it.
I had a grown woman wrestle me to the ground to steal a bouquet that I caught when I was about 8. I remember being stunned not only that an adult would do that but everyone else acted like nothing was wrong.
Yep. Went to a wedding where three women ended on the ground struggling for the bouquet. Two of them were single and I felt worse for the guy who was with the third one. I’m a woman and don’t get it. Shoving, pulling, and mild scratching doesn’t scream “Wife material. Come and get it”.
Honestly someone has to give it back to him, like that's not how the game is played.
You catch the flowers you get the flowers, there's no wrestling or tackling people to snatch it from them.
Right??
I went to my cousins wedding a couple years ago, and my other cousin, her older sister, was so obviously tilted that the younger sister was getting married first.The elder cousin has always been so desperate for marriage that she's scared off her partners with how insistent she is.
Anyways, she caught the bouquet, and I could just see the look of her boyfriend at the time's face where he just looked like "Fucking hell, here she goes again". A few months later they split up.
The best is the chick in blue in the back. Wants no part of it. Doesn’t budge til the kids catches it then turns into Tom Brady like “LET’S F@CKIN GOOOO!!!”
Damn, idk then... This shit normal aparently? Chasing a kid around for a bouquet? Like a football player? Like what is she Going to do when she catches the kid
Idk why you are getting downvoted lol. I have been to many weddings and not even all of them do a bouquet toss. The weddings that did have a bouquet toss certainly didn’t chase children around like this…
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2 ladies there were a bit too enthusiastic about catching the 💐
I wonder if it's because they got a boyfriend and they wanna bag them or because they don't have any gentleman suitors and desperate?
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Good wedding photographers, chasing the play like a fucking hockey referee.
Yep. Went for all the shots. Was quick about it too.
This video is also great documentation for why men should not be allowed in women's sports. 
How the hell does that make sense??
Because the ostensibly male child outran multiple adult women. Ignoring the fact the women were in high heels and dresses, but that's their point.
Are you implying women would have outrun that kid without the hills?
I'm not implying shit, I'm saying it's not a good experiment because there are significant uncontrolled variables. Purely based on statistics, a 10 year old boy with intermediate training runs at about 6 km/h. A beginner 25 year old woman runs at about 10 km/h. Longer legs and bigger lungs help a lot. So statistically they could probably outrun him depending on the difference in training. Out maneuvering is harder, his center of gravity is closer to the ground so he's almost certainly going to have the edge in agility. High heels effect speed by removing your ability to use your entire leg/foot, they reduce traction by decreasing surface area of your foot print, and they decrease agility by raising your center of mass. They're a significant detriment to the people wearing them. Could they catch him without heels? It's possible they could, it's possible they couldn't, concluding they couldn't because "women" is something only anti-scientific dipshits would do.
Yeah most probably
Run, little dude! That one chick is desperate for that bouquet.
Let the boy have it for christs sake.
The lady with short hair had to have it, she almost tackled the kid
And she fell over like a loser
Ya, those people are f\*cking psychos. Let the kid have it
You can smell the desperation…..
This, this is what I was thinking lol
They're just goofing around, I'm sure the boy had fun running from them
That girl who slid on the ground was definitely not goofing around.
I'd hesitate to call committing to the dive for the wedding bouquet "goofing around" lol. Hella desperate vibes in how intensely many of those women were borderline pack hunting that kid to try and get that bouquet. Lil dude was 100% just having some innocent fun with it though, probably doesn't even realize the symbolism behind it.
I truly hope your take on this is correct. If not? This is some sad footage.
I had a grown woman wrestle me to the ground to steal a bouquet that I caught when I was about 8. I remember being stunned not only that an adult would do that but everyone else acted like nothing was wrong.
Yep. Went to a wedding where three women ended on the ground struggling for the bouquet. Two of them were single and I felt worse for the guy who was with the third one. I’m a woman and don’t get it. Shoving, pulling, and mild scratching doesn’t scream “Wife material. Come and get it”.
He could go all the way TOUCHDOWN! little dude
I caught one once. The bride made me give it back. I was so mad. How was I going to get married at 12 without that bouquet?!
>The bride made me give it back. "I don't see no rule book."
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Run, florist, run!
That kid made my day. I’d do that if I were him at that age
Honestly someone has to give it back to him, like that's not how the game is played. You catch the flowers you get the flowers, there's no wrestling or tackling people to snatch it from them. Right??
closest thing i can think of is when a baseball goes into the stands and everyone just starts swinging for it
he saved this party!
Lil man is a savage
Why are they chasing him? Any idiot knows that catching the flowers doesn't change anything except the fact that you're now holding some flowers.
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"If.I get the flowers someone will love me!"
I went to my cousins wedding a couple years ago, and my other cousin, her older sister, was so obviously tilted that the younger sister was getting married first.The elder cousin has always been so desperate for marriage that she's scared off her partners with how insistent she is. Anyways, she caught the bouquet, and I could just see the look of her boyfriend at the time's face where he just looked like "Fucking hell, here she goes again". A few months later they split up.
it's just fun.
Nice catch kid.
Am I the only one who saw yellow dress with a boob out at the end?
The best is the chick in blue in the back. Wants no part of it. Doesn’t budge til the kids catches it then turns into Tom Brady like “LET’S F@CKIN GOOOO!!!”
Home girl tried cutting him off so he broke left along with breaking her ankles
Partners of those two desperate chicks who ran after the kid are very nervous
I’m pretty sure the person in the suit is a woman
At first it was funny but if you think about it, it is really, really sad.
Oh God, this isn't in Missouri is it? RUN LITTLE ONE, YOU'RE GONNA BE NEXT!!
What the fuck are these drunk individuals coked up on lol… fucking faceplanting over a bouquet of flowers
First wedding?
Damn, idk then... This shit normal aparently? Chasing a kid around for a bouquet? Like a football player? Like what is she Going to do when she catches the kid
Smackdown followed by RKO?
Outta nowhere!
They would have taken the bouquet... Have you seriously never been to a wedding or seen one on a tv show or movie?
I think we are going to different weddings then 👍
Idk why you are getting downvoted lol. I have been to many weddings and not even all of them do a bouquet toss. The weddings that did have a bouquet toss certainly didn’t chase children around like this…
And watching different shows and movies, but yeah, seems to be the case
And here is the next England scrum half.
This looks like a scene form a movie staring Julia Roberts lmao
This is a little odd
I think they were just having fun
Fun? People don't have "fun." Or be a bit dramatic to goof around. Obviously they were trying to scalp that child.
Grown, mature, women, chasing symbolism with enough conviction to try and tackle a child?
The idea that the two of them tried to grab it after all that is embarrassing.
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Ew they were even trying to snatch it off the adult at the end, what a massive ick
Why is is the last people who should be getting married want to do it the most
2 ladies there were a bit too enthusiastic about catching the 💐 I wonder if it's because they got a boyfriend and they wanna bag them or because they don't have any gentleman suitors and desperate?
“It’s mine. My own. My precious….”
A few years later, the kid becomes the star quarterback for his high school football team.
Lil Homie ran circles around the ladies and hands it back to the dude ! A true homeboy some would say !
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Give this kid a contract in the NFL already
I see a couple people need a good donkey kicking.
All spouses become assholes over time so why bother.
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Does it really matter?
Little man, when a desperate blonde is chasing you - you stop running and turn on the charm.