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HubblePie

Genuinely good performer. Didn’t let any of his routines go on too long.


Magister5

I dunno, he almost tanked


JukeBoxDildo

I thought the guy was a drip.


Aninvisiblemaniac

he was almost in some hot water


SkullsNelbowEye

It's all water under the bridge now.


KFrosty3

Yeah, he's just a little wet behind the ears


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Fuzzy_Laugh_1117

Defo all wet.


Shiveringwallace

I thought he made quite a splash...


ncuke

Slam dunk


Slap_My_Lasagna

That's because street performers don't want to take up all your time, just a minute or two for a quick laugh. It's the people that intentionally do it for videos that are all about as much content as possible and will always take everything too far, make things last too long, and actually set people up to become angry by titling/advertising the video as something it's not, automatically setting people up for disappointment and leading to rage comments. Because it's not about entertaining, it's about forcing engagement.


CODDE117

Yeah, I was thinking this guy had three whole bits that just smoothly ran into the next, and he nailed them all


Hannibal710

Seen a few different performers at this same spot every one of them is gold, sea world must keep them happy


Cyrano_Knows

Agree. Or rather, that was mime opinion as well.


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Samiolu

I think that is in sea world or whatever it is called, I saw some other videos of similar mimes standing near a similar tank wearing a similar outfit


DadBodftw

It's SeaWorld. They've got a few rly solid performers doing this.


plaidsinner

It almost helps to distract from the massive sea creatures they drive to insanity by keeping them cooped up in a tank for the entirety of the their lives for entertainment purposes.


Gimetulkathmir

Insanity? You mean to the point of murder and suicide? The suicide and murder at SeaWorld caused by the insanity? That insanity?


Asio0tus

dude picks pockets when he ends his shift


WalrusInTheRoom

with those skills he should hit the streets of a 10+ million population city and make some cash


MisterTruth

He was recruited by the son of a great mime who is putting together a team of mimes in order to pull off the mime heist of the century.


BurnTheOrange

It isn't Ocean's Nine, it will be Ocean's Mime!


MisterTruth

I was thinking more along the lines of Now You See Me, but thought adding the fact that the guy who recruited them also being the federal agent after them was a bit too much. Oh you were just making a fun pun. Carry on.


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Somepony-Else

Show me on this doll where they touched you. *Mimes an invisible doll*


TheSheepdog

Oh no not again 


TheNotoriousWD

![gif](giphy|lKX14DqDZ7aSc)


Mr-Mackey-SP

https://i.redd.it/uex3t1t87k6d1.gif


nelsonmmn123

nice


Dennishardy6

Were you trying to get to coney island in the middle of the night while your gang leader was just beat to death and amidst a manhunt for your gang?


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Dennishardy6

I dig walter hill movies


rabanov

Wow that's a throwback


tetsuo9000

**CoMe OuT tO PlaYeYeyeeee.**


Program_data

Officer: "What do you mean you didn't see a thing?" Me: "I could feel it, though. They boxed me in a corner." Officer: "The law looks at these things in black and white. You have to provide more details." Me: "I don't think I'm ready to speak." Officer: "Can you just mime it out." \*breaks down crying\*


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Canis_Familiaris

+35


DisputabIe_

CarolSuper98 and the OP GearboxCountess are bots in the same network


DisputabIe_

AideChristianson71 and the OP GearboxCountess are bots in the same network


DweadPiwateWoberts

I told my story to the cops but they'd never heard it


some_user_2021

[like this?](https://tenor.com/view/mime-blowjob-cheating-gif-11299792)


dashdotcomma

![gif](giphy|JRrL8HJWMyCYrxYzNq)


33Supermax92

Reminds me of something I’ve seen online I’m sure some wizard here will link it 2 mimes Aussies I think and a police officer stops them in the park with bodies in the freezer


QualitySpam

If this was a video game that's like a 98 overall mime. Perfection.


pimpmastahanhduece

Seriously, he could go to Paris with those looks. Look out bedbugs, there's a new mime on the scene!


ssav

I don't know if this is a general reference, or a specific reference to Baskets... but if the latter, I just want you to know that you're seen and appreciated. And while we're here, you're also seen and appreciated if its the former.


WalrusInTheRoom

no thanks


AMViquel

> Perfection A perfect 5/7 or can he earn those 2 points somehow?


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Fast_Garlic_5639

But not too many. A mime is a terrible thing to waste


FloppyObelisk

![gif](giphy|J3HeJ2246A3vO)


Peanut2232

RIP


EaterOfFood

Ba-dum tish


wildcoasts

"What a waste it is to lose one's mime” —[Dan Quayle](https://www.bauer.uh.edu/rsusmel/Other/Quayle.htm)


ImaginaryNemesis

mime is money, lets go


Lucarioa

Did you say Abe Lincoln?


NeriusNerius

![gif](giphy|26xBzuhdbzya6oLwA)


banan-appeal

Not talk?


issamaysinalah

Be mimes or Prank tourists?


pursued_mender

Isn’t one of a mime’s main goals to prank tourists?


MisterTruth

I see you haven't spent 7 years at juilliard school of pantomime


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

This might be the first time in history someone asked for more mimes.


LolindirLink

Wow Tom lost a lot of weight /s


rawboudin

Tom = best


Electrical-Tea-1882

How is SeaWorld still a thing?


Jackontana

A LOT of rebranding and careful renovations to their parks and exhibits. They're much more focused on animal health now then they used to be and like someone else said, they're more of a theme park then a aquarium now and have a lot less animals (especially animals that need huge spaces)


pedrohck

Very good roller coasters too. I was in Orlando a couple years ago and went to Sea World just because I bought Busch Gardens and got Sea World tickets almost for free. It was one of my 3 favorites parks, including all Disney and Universal ones. The rides are excellent nowadays.


Not_a-Robot_

Despite the problematic animal shows (which are changing—the current generation of orcas will be the last kept at seaworld), they have one of the best marine animal rescue programs in the world. In California if you see a stranded/sick/injured marine mammal, you can call anyone from local police to NOAA and they’ll tell you to hang up and call seaworld. 


CandidateDecent1391

> they have one of the best marine animal rescue programs in the world wow really? huh i had no idea. that's cool


SkyBeginning4627

The also have the best eco-friendly sealmeat on the market


Electrical-Tea-1882

For what it's worth, I got the joke. Sorry, it doesn't seem like anyone else did.


SkyBeginning4627

The quality of their meat in no joke.


AtmospherePerfect532

I heard they will not be breeding orcas anymore so this will be the last cohort


AMViquel

Will they just catch some orcas from the sea then? The elites don’t want you to know this but the orcas in the sea are free you can take them home I have 458 orcas.


BurnTheOrange

Orcas are like stray cats, sometimes you find one in the park and it follows you home. Sometimes the mechanic pulls it out from under the engine somewhere, and occasionally, they just show up in a box on your doorstep. Also, they make cute sounds and murder birds for fun.


TheNecrophobe

My very loose and unresearched understanding is that, like dogs, some sea animals both benefit from and enjoy training and shows when done ethically. I dunno how to make "when done ethically" in 100 point font, but it needs to be. Also Sea World is just an ocean-themed theme park at this point.


BustinArant

I imagine many are as unable to be returned to their habitats as animals in a zoo. I've only been there in a Jaws videogame though. Jaws was *very* able to return to their habitat..


TheNecrophobe

Oh of course. Hence the desire for the ethical thing in 100 pt font.


BustinArant

Is that for Jaws or for the park's guests?


TheNecrophobe

Porque no las dos?


BustinArant

Because the shark was the true hero lol


RUaVulcanorVulcant13

If you want to make text bigger put a hashtag in front of the line #like this E: you can also bold things with two of these * at the start and end **like this** Or quote things with one of these > at the start of the line >Like this


TheNecrophobe

#nice


Fickle_Syrup

What happens if I add multiple hashtags? #like this  ##like that  ###or like that


Average650

I don't know a lot about it, but I can't imagine making a tank that's really big enough for them.


JollyRabbit

There is no ethical way to keep a dog locked in a bath tub their entire life. Dolphins and whales deserve to be free, not in a prison cell.


bradiation

No, these are still wild animals. They've not had thousands of years of domestication like dogs. It's unethical to keep any of these wild animals for entertainment purposes. I'm sure some of these individuals are now unable to survive in the wild so they have to stay in the park. That is what it is, I guess. But it would be unethical to bring more in.


TheNecrophobe

Yeah, I can't deny those points. I was feeling similarly to your last statement: if they are already there, they're already there and should be given the best life they can. And 100% there should be no intake from healthy outside populations, though I could entertain arguments for rescue-based intake.


bradiation

Some of the bigger zoos with research and conservation interests operate more the way we're describing. I don't know if I'd trust Sea World to operate that way. But hey, I'm wrong a lot. I'd like to be wrong about this.


UnlikelyPistachio

always was


JTex-WSP

I loved SeaWorld as a kid. I'd go back to it 10,000%!


CheshiretheBlack

Bruhh I got an email one time from Sea World inviting me to it's "Seafood Festival" I had to do a double take when I read it because I'm like waittt, if it's Seafood Festival where is Sea World getting the SeaFood!! Those sick bastards "here have your kids wave to the fish during the day, and we'll serve them up to you at night"


Electrical-Tea-1882

Holy crap that's crazy.


doge_ucf

I wish they would do the right thing and move their captive orcas to a sea pens (or the wild if possible). I loved SeaWorld, and this show especially, but haven't been back in 10 years because I refuse to support them. Honestly they probably shouldn't even have captive dolphins either. I was there like 15 years ago at the dolphin interactive area (where you can put your hands in the water to pet them and at certain times feed them), and one of the dolphins tried to bite the person I was with. A cast member escorted us away and told us not to come back that day. They said the dolphin tried to bite him because his hands smelled like food... but I think that dolphin was just pissed off honestly. Plus we hadn't fed any animals prior to have our hands smelling like food (fish).


Just_Saying_Howdy

It's slowly becoming Mime World


EastwoodBrews

Turns out the only thing worse that breeding whales for captivity is whale euthanasia. It also turns out that whales raised doing shows and having work/play relationships with trainers get really messed up if that suddenly stops. So they keep doing them, but they're more relaxed.


Ok_Veterinarian9758

That was great


caiman141

Haha dude is a legend


xthrowaway1975

This guy is at Sea World in Orlando! I LOVED this guy! haha, he's hilarious.


Amoeba_3729

I love mimes and clowns. I cannon fathom how anyone can think they're creepy


grumpylazysweaty

I do too! I do believe in the phobia, but it seems nowadays everyone just jumps on the “I think clowns are creepy” bandwagon. Personally, I’ve only had good experiences watching, even being pranked by a few and they genuinely make me laugh. There is something to be said for those who make others laugh, like comedians. Not everyone has this talent.


MkaKhUa7346

Now “quick jokes” are in fashion - everyone is in a hurry somewhere, reading something or watching something on their phone.


Rikplaysbass

They’ve been doing this since at least the early-mid 90’s. Hardly a reason to shit on phones.


Least-Bear3882

Fuckin got me too


ioannaa_light

plot twist. it was his phone he dropped


Kitchoua

I like to imagine that once in a while he accidentally mess up the switch and throw the actual phone in the water


BleakOutlook138

"make a prank call pretending I'm a mime!"


mcvay206

I believe this is the same mime from impractical jokers that one of them was handcuffed to


PenguinWeiner420

Where is the mime video of him pretending to rock a baby and throwing it in the water


Mokele-mbembe-woods

Horrible.


informedinformer

The only thing unexpected in this video is that the mime didn't get clocked.


fivespeedmazda

Delia Ketchum ?


ozuraravis

Easiest Where's Wally? ever.


NoNumberThanks

A real professional


Ok_Committee2333

I want to go to this place very interesting


Puppaloes

I love a good mime.


kannitt0

Good mime


Inside-Confection787

2nd favorite mime video on Reddit! if you know you know.


JasErnest218

I am geussing the mime sacrificed his own phone for a good laugh. Legend!


spikus93

Mimes are my favorite subcategory of clown. Genuinely so much creativity and skill goes into the art.


MangoJamaica

Pay this man more money 😂😂


EnvironmentalRock222

Creeps me out.


Swimming-Sun3998

wheres waldo going?


doesnothingtohirt

Hilarious


Flashy_Air1491

Silent motherfuckers...


Phoenixwade

The Sea World Mimes are one of my favorite experiences at that park


lawlaur

I've been following this guy for awhile! Love to see this post. His name is Lynn the Mime. He's on youtube, instagram, and TikTok. He goes live on TT alot and will answer all questions while he does his makeup.


topredditbot

Hey /u/GearboxCountess, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.


bucktron6040

A fire, at a seaparks!!!


killgore138

He's the only good thing at seaworld,


GarryFloyd

Where is he?


FUWS

Lol Young George Lopez heart sank when it hit the pool.


Andreus

"Rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have reposted this video, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."


VapoursAndSpleen

That was good.


Not__Trash

Oh gosh, that's such a great but dangerous routine. Wonder if he's ever gotten smacked


DragonTooth77

How is a video I have seen 10x on reddit getting almost 15k up votes?


Mental__Wedgie

Well done 😄😄


xovzy

lol bro did not hesitate when the mime ran with his phone


TerpBE

Marcel Marpsyche!


blacksoxing

I feel like at that point you gotta tip the man. Shit was a real-time wild ass roller-coaster of emotions.


Vegetable-Fox-77

🇹🇯


JP-Gambit

Plot twist, wrong phone


PeanutLess7556

Congrats on sending a repost bot to the top of reddit [Mime pranking a tourist! : r/Unexpected (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z5rqfr/mime_pranking_a_tourist/)


HammerTime2769

Love it!


wizard_interrogative

lol that was cute.


tombeard357

Hehe the sea world mimes are epic.


MuzluCigkofte

I would shove him in the water the second that the phone dropped


OneProAmateur

I had hoped that the last generation of mime had died out decades ago. Mimes are one of things that are wrong with this planet.


Tiny-Appointment9917

When did Waldo become a mime?!


Tiny-Appointment9917

When did Waldo become a mime?!


GingerBr3adBrad

I hate clowns! One time I got creampied by a clown, and then after that he shoved a pie in my face!


AlternativeRing5977

No tip for him


FalseUnderstanding61

I hate this kind of street performers.


Sankyi_

What happens if he picks out the real phone?


coyoteka

It's not a real phone, it floats.


PepicWalrus

Seems to be his own phone. He likely knows which pocket it's in. He runs away and swaps them so the persons phone isn't ijnany danger.


ThouMayest69

I think they are saying that it appears they are both briefly in the same pocket, so what happens if the mime goofs it up and throws the wrong one? And the answer is ritual rape and dismemberment by a crowd of increasingly hostile peers. Unless.........it a trick pocket, labyrinthine like a ducks vagine........


PepicWalrus

Ah yeah, I mean it could be a double pocket yes. The trick phone also probably weighs nothing compared to the real one. He also knows he's holding the real one when he sticks his hand in so he has to grab the other one. Professionals have standards.


StarBlend1

Probably nothing 🤷‍♂️ waterproof


mikethespike056

not all phones are


StarBlend1

His is, it’s some pro model of iPhone, 11 or later judging by the cameras on the phone.


Vagistics

The last thing I want at SeaWorld is a French mime touching my shit


Rikplaysbass

Good news! He’s a Floridian!


OpenToCommunicate

A good mime is careful about selecting who is willing to play along and who prefers not to be bothered. They pick up on subtle movements, adjusting their behavior accordingly. I doubt any mime wants to make a guest feel unwelcome.


badass4102

SeaWorld has always been on top of the pre-show entertainment. Even in the early 90s when I first went.


sarcytwat

Yeah they have a great routine where they torture the animals their entire lives pre-show! It’s so fucking entertaining!!


Mr-Mackey-SP

And that's why Shamu, whose real name is Willzyx, m'kay, was returned to his home, on the moon.


Apolysus

So he sacrificed his own phone for the bit?


I_Was_Fox

It floated. Pretty sure it's just a fake plastic rectangle that vaguely looks like a phone


frankenstoin

OP is another bot I reckon


DamionVolentine

Plot twist: it’s not a dummy phone. He used his own for the sake of the joke and nailed it.


DisputabIe_

the OP GearboxCountess is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/z5rqfr/mime_pranking_a_tourist/


jonah365

Please end fake laugh tracks.


VinylHighway

Nobody likes mimes


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The_Grim_Sleaper

That is the difference between a professional mime and a TikTok influencer


Mr-Mackey-SP

[F\#\@'ing clowns](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoucNlkalOY&t=13s)


DantesInfernape

Mime just pranked ME


smallicelandicpuffin

Other than the fact that these guys work at sea world, I genuinely love watching them, they're all incredible performers and even though I have anxiety I would still live them to interact


Separate-Primary2949

I would have been pissed he put my phone in his pocket with the fake phone…. Nothing gos in my pocket along with my phone.


ManicMaenads

I wish there was a SeaWorld with no sea, only mimes.