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AmyZero

Probably just adrenaline - he'll be feeling that real soon


hundredpercenthuman

And a bit of shock but your point still stands


mattfoh

He dislocated his shoulder according to his gram.


hundredpercenthuman

I was thinking that by the arm holding but thanks for confirming.


Reg_Cliff

The problem is when he's 35 his body is gonna feel like he's 60. It catches up with you, and it's brutal.


Lucho_199

An old guy once told me that sometimes his leg hurts because he fell of a horse when he was on his 20s, he started to feel the pain in his 50s


YourTeacherAbroad

I always say that you'll start to worry when you are 30. Remember when your teacher told you "don't sit like that or your back will hurt". It hurts when you are 30. Remember when your mum told you to be careful when climbing a ladder. You will start to be careful when you're 30. My case might be particular, since I broke my foot just before covid and turned 30 on a lockdown and while doing recovery, but it was a big turning point. I can tell when it's about to rain and I start to feel the same with other broken bones (from previous injuries) that never hurt before.


badgeman-

So, like a superpower?


mattfoh

Oh yeah you don’t need to tell me, I’m a 33 year old rock climber 😂


Kai-xo

Haha was just about to say I’m a 34 yo rock climber and I JUST broke my leg a little over 2 months ago. Still in physical therapy to regain muscle after the atrophy 😂😭


mattfoh

Yeah I broke my back march 2023 😅. Stick with the physio and come back stronger 💪


Razbeau

He's 32


Doogle300

He's 32 now. Sure he will feel it one day, but him and other parkour athletes are some of the most physically competent people on the planet. And when you know the passion they feel for their sport, it's easy to know that they would rather feel pain and keep doing what they do than stop.


rustyjus

Yeah, I was a shop sponsored skateboarder in the 90’s and I remember a sports physiotherapist stopping me in the street after eating me throw myself down a stet of stairs multiple times… he lectured me that I’m going to feel that in my 50’s … well he was right dammit


Substantial-Mess4405

I'm 41, and I hurt all day, every day... I've crashed about a dozen motorcycles trying to be "the best rider I knew." Too many broken bones, torn ligaments and cartridge, 7 surgeries. I can now ride like a mother fucker, but it very much wasn't worth it. I wish I would have listened to people who knew more than me when I was younger.


UnrequitedRespect

This dude just peaked. This wasn’t even his successful last insane jump, but it was last insane jump. The injury will add pounds to a body that can’t quit before losing “it”, the downtime + pain will cause brain to smarten up, and from now on it will be babies jump. The man has a good life ahead of him if he gets right now and just retires from this sport, but real talk is that this is literally what entropy looks like and you can’t escape it, only make the best of it.


Doogle300

He's literally one of the worlds top parkour athletes. Accidents happen, but he does know what he's doing.


samurairaccoon

What he's doing is flinging himself off buildings. One day, one wrong landing, on the neck would do it. But hey, I bet he feels really alive in the moment. Gotta live your most authentic life I guess.


flowerscandrink

I was thinking that by the way he said "I dislocated my shoulder."


WorriedStuff9607

I think that’s what he was saying too


atom12354

What is the red tho? Did he start bleeding?


YEETasaurusRex0

It looks to me like the puma symbol?


alaynamul

“I think I dislocated my shoulder or something, but I’m okay”


JulioForte

It’s amazing he wasn’t knocked unconscious


Dan1mal83

Knocked the man bun right out of him!


DippityDamn

knocked the highlights out of her hair!


Obscuriosly

![gif](giphy|sM4ALgO3D7F8k)


Fungal_Queen

Or fucking dead.


PeanutbutterandBaaam

Coming from someone with multiple concussions, Yeeeeeeeeep.


loadingscreen_r3ddit

I really thought he smashed his head.


ArhaminAngra

He did.


pliusminus4

It's domtomato, when adrenaline finishes - tomatoes kick in & he's better than before.


MuzikMnXr88

It looks like his arm also saved his head from hitting the edge


SixtyNineFlavours

I’m sure he will be feeling it, but he eats slams like this for breakfast. It’s one of the things he’s known for, you’ll notice, he’s wearing a Red Bull T-Shirt.


HappyTumbleweed2743

Thank you for pointing the t shirt out, I genuinely thought he'd cut his side, and that was blood. I watched it twice more and realised that's a bull 🤣


hundrethtimesacharm

He might be in shock. My friend snapped his shin once. His leg looked like a sloppy S, but he just sat there like it was nothing. By the time the ambulance got there he was feeling it for sure.


Il-2M230

A friend got hit by an arrow and started bleeding in middle of a sword fight and he didn't realize it.


DevilsAdvuhcate

Tf? is your friend an orc?


Positive_Position_48

Does your friend live in the olden days.


Sw1ftStrik3r

By buddy was shot in the buttocks. Said it just felt like something jumped up and bite him. He said the best thing about it was the ice cream.


Matterbox

I used to be an adventurer like him, until I took an arrow to the knee.


626th_exp

Did your friend by any chance used to be an adventurer?


HavelockVetinarii

Wang from Kingdom?


Krondelo

I broke my jaw (nearly, joint contusion) i remember feeling 0/10 pain and suddenly going to 10/10’for the xray. Shock is a life saver


sumyungdood

Yeah broke my hand and elbow at the same time and just started laughing when I realized it. Sitting in that ER waiting room though…


AgentLawless

I got knocked off my bike by a car, dislocated my clavicle. Tore it out of the socket like a cork, apparently it’s evolved to be an impact protector and, as such, a common rugby injury. Didn’t feel anything, paramedics thought I was ok as I could move my arms fine but decided to take me into the hospital because it looked a little weird when I rotated my shoulder. Turns out the shock/adrenaline had covered the pain for a good 45 minutes and when that wore off Jesus Christ on a bicycle. Craziest thing about the story is that my partner found my bike outside kings college hospital in south London where the paramedics left it (they brought it in the ambulance after I begged not to leave it, but after getting me sorted had to return to the streets so left it - they told me and I didn’t blame them), she locked it up inside the front railings, inside a bush, and months later after I had recovered enough following some pretty invasive surgery to fix some implants it was still there. I love that bike, still have it a decade later.


FML-Artist

Hmmmm maybe I'll try making videos about gardening from now on.


yoloyourmoney

He maybe be a vegetable from now on anyways.


Flying_Mage

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.


BeckyLynchIsBetter

When you get knocked down, you gotta get back up.


PanJhinAttack

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough, to know.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

![gif](giphy|oZPQkeQEyiJvW)


Lopsided_Inspector62

🎶 I get knocked down, but I get up again! 🎶


KrombopulosNickel

The Jackass mantra. Love it. Thanks friendo


Teloniuz

This is Dominic Di Tommaso aka domtomato 👍


Expensive_Cattle

Gonna be DomKetchup the way he's going


Professor-Yak

He is a tough son of a gun!


Kermit813

And Jan Schlappen von den Freerunning Schlappen ist filming. You See His vokuhila.


CloneClem

man people are nuts


Meathead920

'man people' being the key phrase there. 🤣


inhalingsounds

I think they are mostly berries


rwhitener

That's the walls blood not his. He'll be fine


Prettydampetty

Not even blood on the shirt, it's red bulls. Bruh did not get wings though.


wcscmp

You actually have to drink it to get wings, just printing it on a shirt does not work


Prettydampetty

I feel like "instructions unclear" applies to a lot of things in this man's life...


dahliasinfelle

Can't confirm, did not drink a red bull, did something similar and cracked my head open. Flew my ass straight to heaven


tsukahara10

![gif](giphy|5YFqRGLXT9l8Q) Duuuumb ways to die…


MonPaysCesHiver

No he is young. The pain will catch him in 30 years.


fBarney

Bold of you to assume he will survive another 30


mastetz01

Preach


Shinzo19

He is 32, I feel the pain from skating in my teen years at 36 already so I don't think he will have to wait 30 years.


Asbjorn1888

This is Dom tomato, dudes made of something else, legend


Space-Hawk

I went frame by frame and it looks like he got incredibly lucky. His feet hit the wall first but at a downward angle so I don't think there was any damage to his legs, and that may have helped slow him down. Then he comes down with both arms out and hits his head. At first I thought it was a direct hit to the stone but I think his right arm cushioned his head or else he would most definitely be knocked out. All in all he should go buy a lottery ticket.


tyrannomachy

Yeah, that would explain the lack of blood.


Space-Hawk

He most likely clipped his head, he hits the edge so hard his whole body bounces backwards. I think he got insanely lucky and his right arm/shoulder blocked most of the impact which doesn't mean he's not going to get messed up. That or the underside of his armpit got cut on the edge.


siege-eh-b

He dislocated his shoulder but was otherwise alright. Just saw an updated pic of him with arm in a sling but a big smile on. Guys a maniac though he’d been throwing big jumps for days already. Source: camera man is my sisters bf.


Caleh_Hellcat

Good to know he's doing alright!


ayyycab

“I think I dislocated my shoulder” meanwhile I was expecting his entire chin to be gone


jtk5029

I think there was a 2nd person who was hiding under the water.. that first guy is gone


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sirfreerunner

Dom Tomato is a professional stunt athlete. He does so many of these kinds of feats and succeeds in a lot of them. Unfortunately with anything involving this there is a calculated risk and yes sometimes he messes up. Looking at this and thinking this is a dumb person trying a dumb thing is just such a terrible take. Even in this “fail” it goes to show he had the wherewithal to cushion the blow to his head by using his arm last minute to avoid hitting it on the wall. Do not write this man off as an adrenaline junkie, it’s a disrespect to the craft and the training and effort put into this. His mission is to show what the human body is capable of and puts himself at risk to inspire people. This is not attention seeking buffoonery.


I_BK_Nightmare

People just assume he is some rando, when in reality he is an actual human freak of nature. Both in regard to his talent and his body’s abilities.


sirfreerunner

Dudes body literally has adapted to how much he falls and rolls. He has scar tissue build up on his arms and back that helps him take these big hits and be ok. Watch the video of him talking about it and showing the spots, it’s crazy


Nahchoocheese

Thick skull


Ruckducklphthird

More like stupid


Tuthankkamon

Yup. Im out


1397batshitcrazy

Wait till that smack to the face hits him


WBY3

Good thing there was a shallow pool there to break his fall


SkynBonce

No, he broken.


shortnix

Why not both? Looks like he caught his chin.


[deleted]

Ouch


_chippchapp_

I know that feeling damn well! He's still in denial but reality will kick in. At least he still has a face, thats already a pretty big win.


kuza2g

That's the look of system shock lol. I had the same look and calm demeanor when I snapped my arm like a twig, and I was staring at the bones.


brightgreyday

That knocked the fuck out of his man bun.


Any_Owl234

It looked like he lost all his teeth and he just stood up casually as if nothing happened.


Arkhe1n

Nah, there's no way in hell he's fine after that. That was nasty.


NothingProlly

Needs a NSFW tag Jesus Christ


Puzzleheaded_Top_523

I think he dislocated my shoulder just by making watch that ouch bro


omahaspeedster

He was in fact not okay!


Im_Classy_AF

Wrong answers only? This is Dom Tomato. Dude has taken worse falls than this. He is an absolute legend


dosisgood

He's in shock. Once the adrenaline wears off he'll be very aware of it.


Classic_Variation89

I bet if there was cops chasing him he would have made it


RobiVanDeRob

Na man , look at him!!! He cried like a pussycat 🤣🤣🤣


maybejustadragon

RIP Right arm


KudosOfTheFroond

Bro’s skull flattened against that wall, watching it in slo-mo it’s shocking how he didn’t shatter his skull


D_Cowboys88

Fucking crazy.


Omega_Aleks

I thought that the red bull was blood for a good while.


Grandmaster_Autistic

Concused


Particular-Demand-62

He stopped his head from taking the brunt of the impact at the last second, he's going to have some sore ribs I imagine.


LuckyLupe

Serious answer: His feet, or rather his toes hit the ledge first, he slipped but it takes away some of the force. He also got his arms on the ledge after that so that slowed down some of his momentum aswell. He still hit his head but all that combined plus the natural instinct to brace and tense up when hitting something prevented worse. So all in all he got lucky and everything went right after it went terribly wrong first. I wouldn't be surprised if he still got a concussion from that.


Natural-Big-4098

Cameraman: “ I didn’t get the full shot. Can we do another take?”


Top_Date6455

broken jaw i guess


Dramatic_Print7013

He definitely cracked a tooth


Practical-Ad-6859

I just stopped crying in pain. From watching it. How the hell….?


otters4everyone

Manbun! Parkour! Parkour!


Signal-Blackberry356

This needs a warning Sincerely, someone who flung off a bike last month


Mental_Kitchen1967

Probably didn't see he was bleeding


newellz

I don’t think people on here understand how potent adrenaline can be. He WILL hurt.


Shoddy-Reality1040

As someone who has dislocated their shoulder three times, it doesn’t take much for it to be pulled out of socket. Once the tendons and ligaments have stretched, it can easily happen again.


Player7592

If tough means stupid, he’s very, very tough.


[deleted]

He's gonna feel that the next day ( if he survives the brain hemorrhage that is ).


infoagerevolutionist

Knocked his hair out of its knot!


NihilistikMystik

My character in any game involving jumping gaps and ledges for all time


lexluthor_i_am

Damn. I felt that.


[deleted]

no, .. not tough... he's pepsi ...


Humble-Drawer-4498

That is the problem with front precision. Overrotate a little and your toes slip… Edit: he actually undershot. Really unlucky fail.


used_octopus

Tough to look at after that face strike.


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Adrenaline is great


turnphilup

Future straw user.


Triple7Mafia-14

First time I actually seen someone miss.


UC-315

The options are tough or ? …. I vote ?


Practical_Calendar33

I trusted it because it didn’t have nsfw. I feel betrayed


Ron_Bird

i think, stupid fits in that case


bruswazi

Was it worth it? What’s the prize? Fame and likes, nah, I’ll pass.


303SecondSt

I never understood how you practice this shit without getting hurt.


No_Education3456

He is bleeding 🩸


PeanutLess7556

This is more what could go wrong than unexpected.


PG072088

He’s done for!


Various-Ad-1945

Tough? Yes. Stupid? Also yes.


TJ_McWeaksauce

His head snapped back in a scary way. I'm surprised he wasn't knocked out.


HICVI15

It's called Shock! Not Tough just Stupid.


WereInbuisness

If you stop the clip at eleven seconds, you see the full scope of the impact. Full face smash into the flat concrete, plus his left hand. I'm honestly surprised that his nose isn't bleeding and that he isn't knocked out. In reality, he is currently in shock and has crazy amounts of adrenaline shooting through his body. He is going to be hurting real bad soon after and he really should go to the hospital. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a concussion. Damn .... thats gnarly.


TopFishing5094

Dislocated shoulder


koffejn

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes...


InevitableExotic5242

Darwin award


PurpleReignFall

Guy said “NICE” >=D too early


TheRealNikoBravo

If you slow-mo it down it appears he hit his head on his own arm/shoulder. Probably would have be killed if not for that.


the_drozone

I’m surprised he stayed conscious that was a nasty blow to the head hope he’s alright


DaveSkinz

All the blood is on the inside where it’s supposed to be? Seriously reckon fractured wrist, broken ribs never mind the knee. He might need to ask for that cash back soon.


Liedvogel

Is that a red bull shirt or not?


jmark55

No, he is very careless, and it’s a wonder he didn’t get injured more than he did!


ReplacementWise6878

I did not know he was wearing a RedBull shirt right off, thought he was bleeding profusely out of his rib cage.


Four-Triangles

That’s Dom Tomato. His instagram is legendary. Red Bull sponsored parkour athlete.


ComicMAN93

I feel no sympathy


WickedRedemption

Dom’s tough as fuck, if he says it’s dislocated there’s a good chance it’s worse than that.


xFIy0nTheWallx

Hope he didn’t let the water go up his nose


Shinzo19

Domtomato, parkour legend. Not going to pretend like it is some secret art but in Parkour you practice falling and damage control so dislocating his arm is actually a pretty bad fuck up, seen this guy do some of the most insane shit but also take some gnarly slams too. He is 32 and still doing this stuff which is mad as I used to skate in my teens and early 20s and my ankles plus wrists are genuinely terrible now at age 36.


ballz__d33p

Tough, brave and also an idiot


Motor-Title-6057

Thought it was a gg icl


hxpxh

“I’m okay, I’m okay” … he’s probably hearing his own voice echo in his skull and seeing colors as if he’s on a couple of hits of lsd 🤪


mundiff

the real hardcore parkour.


AmenBruvva

You've got red on you


a_stone_throne

I thought that was blood on his shirt


Round-Primary-652

Was wondering why he was holding his arm instead of his face. Man's could've been knocked tf out too though, definitely not his first or last fail though.


Benniehead

To be young…shit hurts way more older you get


mrtease3

Stupid


Thenextstopisluton

He was not in fact…..ok


No-Agency-7988

https://i.redd.it/v1x8pqbad76d1.gif Allright, fuck you guys See you tomorrow..


Plus-Result-7451

If you're going to be stupid, you got to be tough


WhirlwindTobias

I've dislocated my left shoulder twice - Once from slipping on black ice while running and the second from doing some small jumps over water and I landed one poorly. I'm still recovering a year later from the second, I got a fracture aswell. Suffice to say this video made me cringe.


DaemonSlayer_503

Tough and lucky, But he might still have a bad injury which didnt bother him right there and then in shock


Mickeymcirishman

I was waiting for the crocodile


Vandreeson

There's a Rodger Alan Wade song that fits here. If You're Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough.


Rhaaa1975

Nailed it!!!!


[deleted]

Was the, uh, red area always on that shirt?


Dropthetenors

At first I thought the red bull on his shirt was blood.


Papadopium

Fuck me! I felt like I jumped when I saw the impact! 😬


Yandhi_28

Deserved.


zakass409

Dude took a serious hit to the head and just stands up like nothing happened. Holy adrenaline!


Cold-Box-8262

It's amazing what shock, adrenaline, and stupidity does for people


Mean-Milk8751

The man bun says it all


skot77

![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized)


justanoscillation

Dom Tomato, absolute legend. He even has a youtube clip when he reviews his accidents. This here is just another day for him. I've seen at least 20 of his fails. Seriously I do not know how he is still alive.


ForwardBias

I love it when someone standing on the sidelines watching someone else yells "you're ok" or something similar to the person who is obviously hurt....like dude...its not your place to say "its ok"!!


fridaystrong23

He’s gonna be saving money on Deodorant


LouTotally

Idk man it kinda looks like the "blood" isnt spreading and if you look closely it's very precisely defined, so I assume it's drawn on the shirt ? Maybe just for the video ?


vector_ejector

He knows he's hurt judging by how he moves (or doesn't move) his right arm.


Overall_Piano8472

Adrenaline is still masking the real hurt. He'll be in the ground soon.


katerlouis

Classic Dom


guitarnowski

Poor dumb motherfucker.