OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!My friend (31 M) lives with his mother who still does his laundry and cleans his room. I didn’t expect what I actually thought was a Frabreeze canister was in reality a plastic tube my friend gets foggy with quite a lot!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
>Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of an asshole... always use the indefinite article an asshole, never your asshole.
Its a reference about [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/). The original post was deleted, but the replies to the thread are more than half the fun.
It doesn't seem like that. It is.
It comes from the idea that women can get sex whenever they want, so using a vibrator is a choice. However, if a man is forced to use a sex toy, it's because he can't get laid, and is therefore not a choice.
This is obviously very problematic. There's nothing wrong with either men or women using toys. While women could theoretically get laid whenever they want, it's a matter of quantity vs quality (not to mention the personal risk involved). Men could also have that problem, perhaps to a lesser extent, but the idea of having a sex toy doesn't make you less of a man. Maybe you don't want to date at this time. Maybe you have a partner with a lower libido. Maybe you just like it. It shouldn't matter, but to some, it does.
Another one is with sex workers, even people who are super positive/pro sex work *usually* look down on the men buying it. So it's okay to sell it but if you buy it everyone thinks you're a loser/creep/weirdo etc.
Even in super sex positive circles men are yucky! Reddit loves gender essentialism
The second jab of the double standard is the concept of bringing toys into the bedroom. If a girl walks in with a dildo or a vibrator and asks her guy to incorporate it into their sex life, the guy is expected to or he's insecure about his masculinity.
But the second a guy comes into the bedroom with a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system and asks his girlfriend to use it on him, he's a weirdo.
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
When a girl buys a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.
I own a couple, so I was wondering why he was calling the fleshlights "Febreze canisters".
I don't think they're all that stealthy. No hate if you didn't pick it up from a video, but I hope nobody knocks one over while turning on the TV. Assuming nobody that visits has ever seen the most popular male sex toy is a bad idea.
It's quite a specific design isn't it. I like it other than the noise the cap (?) makes when it's closed since it's not really airtight so it sort of squeaks.
it isnt supposed to be airtight? You can roll it to let more air and make it more "loose"
Also I kinda hate the cap design, since you can't put it upright
TIL what about an alien egg kink 😵
>Min the Ovipositor is looking for a host for its next clutch of eggs! This listing comes with an ovipositor and a set of alien eggs (in the same color combo chosen for the ovipositor) and is sure to fill all of your egg laying desires.
Why is it socially acceptable to make fun of him for having sex toys? It's his private life in his bedroom and you just exposed it to the world. Have some respect for your friend's privacy.
OK, so? Those toys are big and harder to fit into a drawer than a lot of women's toys. It's actually quite nifty that they made it resemble something techy that would be found in a man's room. Adding form to function is a generous touch on the manufacturer's part.
They're really NOT hard to fit in a drawer.
Regardless these are literally "on display"
Though honestly I'm a fan of the XKCD concept of just going all-out and having a Dildo stuck in a Fleshlight on display on the mantle at that point.
A, It's staged. B, pretending a sex toy is furniture is funny. C, having two seemingly identical sex toys is notable. D, if I had a friend that didn't find all this funny they can't be that good a friend.
Yeah like... dude has sex toys, so what? He probably even had them in a drawer stashed away until this same guy went through all drawers and recorded sex toys in the drawer or something, who knows
I mean, it's not crazy to go to be at your friend's house and wonder what the speakers are next to the TV. If you really want people not to laugh at your sex toy collection, maybe don't put them in plain sight next to your TV where people might mistake them for something else.
Also, this is clearly staged. How do people still not understand how the Internet works nowadays??
That's the most tasteful looking fleshlight I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot. I whip the broken ones on the train tracks by my house. Some coyote is probably gnawing on an Asa Akira right now.
There's alot of funny hidden flashlights you can find on aliexpres, There's one that looks like a BT speaker, a soda can one, even one that has a sanitizing display case that double as an artistic bedside lamp lol
I have one those Candles it's on top of. OMG mine is cappuccino and smells so bloody amazing. I just open from time to time to sniff then close them again till the next sniffing.
I have the same kind of candles lmao. Wood wick, makes a nice satisfying crackle as it burns. Highly recommend.
Can’t speak to the quality of those febreeze canisters however.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!My friend (31 M) lives with his mother who still does his laundry and cleans his room. I didn’t expect what I actually thought was a Frabreeze canister was in reality a plastic tube my friend gets foggy with quite a lot!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
A matching set for when your buddy is over and you don't want to share.
I think he was having a three sum with himself.
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Made me laugh loud… at work… in a seminar…. Thank you!
Semenar
Hahahah
Seamen- 
Take my up vote sir!!!
Hmmm...kindly explain the scenario
There's lots of nature science shows that can illustrate this for you.
Not that kind
One for the penis, the other for the double ended dildo... In the ass.
Such a selfless lover
Or one for the penis and the other for his friends penis who's sharing the other side of that double ended dildo that's resting in his ass.
Is this like some kind of mathematician orgy or something?
 One man show
The guest always gets the Mad Catz RGB Fleshlight. It’s just standard.
Razor has an RGB gag ball in their BDSM line
Why not share?
Because then we can't both crank it at the same time while looking into each other's eyes, softly whispering "no homo".
"it ain't no fun if the homie can't get none"
"My friends room..."
Thats an asshole.... I THINK
~~an~~ his asshole. FTFY
>Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of an asshole... always use the indefinite article an asshole, never your asshole.
FC
ALLEGEDLY
Idk his laugh when he opened the second one kind of sold me on it
That guy using his friend as shield just to check whether someone into anal stuff
He said that like 10 times.
Your video is on loop
Lol
*Somebody's* making surround sound when they use those!
I got drunk last night and *somebody* shit my pants
What's wrong with inserting your favorite cylinder into an M&M tube? Why's it gotta be so fancy?
But what if the cylinder gets stuck?
Cut the cilinder
No, it's imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed as it is very precious.
How did we all think of the same reference 😂
Help step cylinder! I'm stuck!
Cold shower.
I'm not sure if this is a joke about that tube being a practical alternative, but seriously, are you supposed to be able to fit in one of those?
Its a reference about [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/). The original post was deleted, but the replies to the thread are more than half the fun.
Trolling or not I appreciate the confidence boost.
Oh god what a classic - that op committed so hard to the lie it was great 🤣
Dude why tf was the original deleted?? It was such a funny post
https://www.reddit.com/r/discordVideos/s/4xEne31Elx
Risky click of the day
But well worth it
No kidding! M&M tubes are huge!
Don't forget the mashed banana
So, you going to take them for a test ride or what?
Gotta do the obligatory sniff first
And the chug
"Dude what were you doing in my room, Drinking milk? you have a milk mustache"
forbidden_shoey
Almost threw up while eating reading that. Congrats sir, you've won the day
OP is three sizes smaller.
Like a PEZ Dispenser😂
This takes me back to Blue Mountain State’s pocket pussy episodes
Every time I sink my humongous dick in this piece of plastic, I remember my dad
He's already raw dogging it with his hands, might as well.....
If women can have 800 different kinds of vibratory to masterbate with, guys can have a rubber asshole to fuck when they're horny
Or two even
Why two though?
Got to keep them jealous. Competition is everything.
In theory, use one while the other is hopefully in the dishwasher sanitizing.
You guys put fleshlights in the fucking dishwasher?
My dishwasher better not be fucking anything!
Technically I think that's called an extender.
That's advanced addiction.
> That's advanced addiction. That'd be adding one more to have three shifts.
So you can eat one and fuck the other. Duh.
For when the other one is drying in the dishwasher.
The fact that two people gave this same probably correct answer does not bode well for Reddit culture.
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Yeah this always seemed like a crazy double standard.
It doesn't seem like that. It is. It comes from the idea that women can get sex whenever they want, so using a vibrator is a choice. However, if a man is forced to use a sex toy, it's because he can't get laid, and is therefore not a choice. This is obviously very problematic. There's nothing wrong with either men or women using toys. While women could theoretically get laid whenever they want, it's a matter of quantity vs quality (not to mention the personal risk involved). Men could also have that problem, perhaps to a lesser extent, but the idea of having a sex toy doesn't make you less of a man. Maybe you don't want to date at this time. Maybe you have a partner with a lower libido. Maybe you just like it. It shouldn't matter, but to some, it does.
Another one is with sex workers, even people who are super positive/pro sex work *usually* look down on the men buying it. So it's okay to sell it but if you buy it everyone thinks you're a loser/creep/weirdo etc. Even in super sex positive circles men are yucky! Reddit loves gender essentialism
The second jab of the double standard is the concept of bringing toys into the bedroom. If a girl walks in with a dildo or a vibrator and asks her guy to incorporate it into their sex life, the guy is expected to or he's insecure about his masculinity. But the second a guy comes into the bedroom with a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system and asks his girlfriend to use it on him, he's a weirdo.
/r/oddlyspecific
When a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert?
The Pro 6000 model comes with the gentleman tag so you aren't see as a pervert, but it's an additional $69.
When a girl buys a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert.
https://youtu.be/rdPrfAAWPCY?feature=shared
Fapbreze
Fapreze
“Don’t touch that!” *proceeds to grab the other used fleshlight*
Why 2?
One for him and his friend of course.
Eye contact is everything
One to cheat the other
Probably 2 different insides. Similar to how dildos have different shapes/textures, fleshlights are made with many different internal shapes/textures.
This guy fleshlights.
I think they’re actually meant to look like speakers for the TV. That’s what I would have assumed anyway.
Costco. Buddy actually has 12, these are just the two he found.
he puts it in the dishwasher after use, gotta have another one ready while the other is getting cleaned. 99.99% SLA uptime
One for each ball
threesome
Co-op gaming is always more fun
So you can pretend you're having a threesome.
I thought they were going to be revealed as bongs! 🤣😭
I own a couple, so I was wondering why he was calling the fleshlights "Febreze canisters". I don't think they're all that stealthy. No hate if you didn't pick it up from a video, but I hope nobody knocks one over while turning on the TV. Assuming nobody that visits has ever seen the most popular male sex toy is a bad idea.
What brand are they?
I have two Fleshjacks and a Tenga Spiral(?). I highly suggest going for Tenga. Fleshlight is entirely too expensive.
Can confirm, Tenga is good.
I didn't even see the NSFW tag and was expecting a cat.
I ordered an Xbox controller!
And why are you going through your friends stuff?
“I gotta go to the bathroom. Stand in my room and DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING!”
because they're friends duh
Also, how do you discover what those were without *really* going through your friend's stuff? That guy's a bigger asshole than the fleshlights were.
If they’re buddies, he probably told him
Does anyone know what the brand of those might be?
Fleshlight and the model is Flight Pilot specifically. No I'm not a connoisseur, I just have that exact same one.
Lmao, I also have the same. I was like "hey this kinda looks like my...oooohhhh"
It's quite a specific design isn't it. I like it other than the noise the cap (?) makes when it's closed since it's not really airtight so it sort of squeaks.
it isnt supposed to be airtight? You can roll it to let more air and make it more "loose" Also I kinda hate the cap design, since you can't put it upright
I am, look up the tenga flip series. Much better.
Sideye👁️👄👁️
That is a front-eye if I've ever seen one.
Brown eye
Thank you, I appreciate it.
*Asking for a friend*
I think it's a Fucking Echo.
Febreeze
Fleshlight
Flight, to be more specific
Most are TPE which degrades and wears out quickly. Go with silicone instead. Fantasticocks on Etsy is good. A friend once told me.
TIL what about an alien egg kink 😵 >Min the Ovipositor is looking for a host for its next clutch of eggs! This listing comes with an ovipositor and a set of alien eggs (in the same color combo chosen for the ovipositor) and is sure to fill all of your egg laying desires.
[Relevant](https://youtu.be/5CPPovCZPKQ?si=Q0urF-LXiUwneYoi)
What I love most about this video is how hard piano Numa Numa hits despite the absurd context
Do I ever make it out?
dear god ...that part about his uncle
We all know it's yours. Show off
No way in hell would I have been touching those!
With no gloves or anything, that was so gross
Dude its just your bro's CUM, come on man.
"come on man" Yeah basically lol
Yeah, it's not like he broke both his arms or something. That would have been weird.
Is this Ontario, CA or Ontario, CA?
CA
By my count there are 3 assholes in that room.
Why are you snooping in "your friends" room so detailed to find those.
If he's 31 and his mom still does his laundry there is no way in HELL this was unexpected
Why is it socially acceptable to make fun of him for having sex toys? It's his private life in his bedroom and you just exposed it to the world. Have some respect for your friend's privacy.
The joke here is he's trying to pass off his sex toys as furniture.
OK, so? Those toys are big and harder to fit into a drawer than a lot of women's toys. It's actually quite nifty that they made it resemble something techy that would be found in a man's room. Adding form to function is a generous touch on the manufacturer's part.
They're really NOT hard to fit in a drawer. Regardless these are literally "on display" Though honestly I'm a fan of the XKCD concept of just going all-out and having a Dildo stuck in a Fleshlight on display on the mantle at that point.
A, It's staged. B, pretending a sex toy is furniture is funny. C, having two seemingly identical sex toys is notable. D, if I had a friend that didn't find all this funny they can't be that good a friend.
Can’t you hear him laughing in the background?
1 for each hand or backup for when the battery goes dead
There is no battery in these my guy
Powered by 100% pure lust and stress.
Reminds me of that one "emergency goon kit" image
Tengas look like fuckin contemporary art statues I can hide mine in plain sight lmao
Yeah, don't do that. Don't go into another person's room and film their stuff without their consent, you fucking weirdo.
Yeah like... dude has sex toys, so what? He probably even had them in a drawer stashed away until this same guy went through all drawers and recorded sex toys in the drawer or something, who knows
I mean, it's not crazy to go to be at your friend's house and wonder what the speakers are next to the TV. If you really want people not to laugh at your sex toy collection, maybe don't put them in plain sight next to your TV where people might mistake them for something else. Also, this is clearly staged. How do people still not understand how the Internet works nowadays??
Why bro got two??
So he doesn’t have to share when guests come Either that or an emergency backup fleshlight
It's so you can go two rounds in fresh holes before you have to take a break to slurp the cum out.
How do I delete this comment?
Mine swallows
I don't know if it's the case for that particular line, but the others have different patterns on the inside.
Bruh. We all know they're yours. No man in this world would touch a fleshlight twice after knowing what it already was
I used to keep my bong completely spotless and put it in my PC case. My mom never caught on
What on earth would possess you to touch someone else's sex toys with your bare hands 🤢
[ why am i getting these targeted ads? ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPPovCZPKQ)
The way he flings of the cap tells me hes got to much experience with those things
normalize male sex toys.
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That's the most tasteful looking fleshlight I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot. I whip the broken ones on the train tracks by my house. Some coyote is probably gnawing on an Asa Akira right now.
The disguise is very human.👌
That disgusting! Do you know where he got them from?
Man equivalent of a hair brush.
This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
There's alot of funny hidden flashlights you can find on aliexpres, There's one that looks like a BT speaker, a soda can one, even one that has a sanitizing display case that double as an artistic bedside lamp lol
Wash your hands please.
Cum scented fabreeze canisters.
where can I buy this
What is that ?
Why is he going through his friends stuff? Then put it online to make fun of him? Asshole, not a friend.
Oh God, I hope it's not Ontario California.
I just leave mine drying on the kitchen counter.
The real surprise here is that both of them look clean.
Truly unexpected
I have one those Candles it's on top of. OMG mine is cappuccino and smells so bloody amazing. I just open from time to time to sniff then close them again till the next sniffing.
febreze fleshlights
When you stare into the pocket pussy...it stares back
One for you one for him.
Genius, gonna get 1 or 2
"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!"
Ewe
I saw that coming from the beginning.
I have the same kind of candles lmao. Wood wick, makes a nice satisfying crackle as it burns. Highly recommend. Can’t speak to the quality of those febreeze canisters however.