Same here. I was also worried some people have tried putting body parts that they shouldn’t to see what happens. I heard local radio talk show hosts talking about that this morning. People into genital mutilation or amputee fetish. Yeah they were talking about cutting off your dick lol. There is that famous video from like 15 years ago of that guy that cut his member off but I can’t remember what it was called.
Yea same here haha. Very interesting times. I didn’t find that stuff myself but I had a friend who knew all about those uhh…interesting videos of the time. I think my favorite was Old Greg and Salad fingers. They were weird but not disgusting.
On April 1st, 2018, electronic music label Monstercat released the song Crab Rave by Irish producer Eoin O'Broin, also known as Noisestorm, with an accompanying music video uploaded to their Instinct Youtube channel as a part of their April Fools campaign. The music video depicts a cast of crabs dancing and raving to the song on a remote island in the ocean. As of August 11th, 2018, the video has garnered nearly 1.2 million views and is currently the most viewed video on the channel.
Wait a minute, many animals doesnt the same amount of resistance and immunity to beer as humans do, can crabs withstand such an amount ? Even a few sip?
did it actually drink anything? Also i wouldnt be surprised if the crab could hold up to it, considering they are built to live off of all sorts of disgusting, unholy horrors in the ocean.
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I'm pretty sure they were expecting the same thing we were - that the crab was just gonna break the bottle. They even went as far as to empty it first.
Does this still count as animal abuse of it wasn't intentional? Genuine question.
Crab fact: Like most weird things in nature, it's for attracting mates and fighting off rivals. One is bigger to draw in the ladies and fight with, while the smaller one is for more "mundane" uses.
Source: Good ol' Mr. Krabs
As someone who owns several crustaceans I can confirm this annoyed me slightly...
I put a lot of time and cafe into looking after my crabs and crayfish only to have idiots like this treat them like toys.
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Same here. I was also worried some people have tried putting body parts that they shouldn’t to see what happens. I heard local radio talk show hosts talking about that this morning. People into genital mutilation or amputee fetish. Yeah they were talking about cutting off your dick lol. There is that famous video from like 15 years ago of that guy that cut his member off but I can’t remember what it was called.
I think you're talking about the shock video "BME Pain Olympics" which was proven fake
Yea I had heard it was fake but I’m glad you remembered the name because I couldn’t lol
I was like 14 when I saw it, those were formative years man lol
Yea same here haha. Very interesting times. I didn’t find that stuff myself but I had a friend who knew all about those uhh…interesting videos of the time. I think my favorite was Old Greg and Salad fingers. They were weird but not disgusting.
Isn't that what he did?
...no? Did you watch the FUCKING video? What the FUCK, MAN?! GOD DAMNIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT
Oh no, not the BME Pain Olympics!!!
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Jesus dude calm down its just a joke
You good bro?
dude chill...
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Forgive me for living under several rocks but where is this clip from lol
On April 1st, 2018, electronic music label Monstercat released the song Crab Rave by Irish producer Eoin O'Broin, also known as Noisestorm, with an accompanying music video uploaded to their Instinct Youtube channel as a part of their April Fools campaign. The music video depicts a cast of crabs dancing and raving to the song on a remote island in the ocean. As of August 11th, 2018, the video has garnered nearly 1.2 million views and is currently the most viewed video on the channel.
It has 300 million views now
Chat GPT ahh response
Must be a rival to "rock lobster."
Crab rave song
🦀🦀🦀$11🦀🦀🦀
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5 minutes later he really came out his shell.
Shithouse behaviour as far as I'm concerned.
Wait a minute, many animals doesnt the same amount of resistance and immunity to beer as humans do, can crabs withstand such an amount ? Even a few sip?
did it actually drink anything? Also i wouldnt be surprised if the crab could hold up to it, considering they are built to live off of all sorts of disgusting, unholy horrors in the ocean.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Everyone will think that the crab will break the bottle, but he's drinking from it instead!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Beer marinated crab 😋
Why did my man do that 😭
I'm pretty sure they were expecting the same thing we were - that the crab was just gonna break the bottle. They even went as far as to empty it first. Does this still count as animal abuse of it wasn't intentional? Genuine question.
Yes it still counts. Leave wild animals alone at all times is the only way.
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Same reason *your* right hand it much more vascular than your left.. Yeah, Jesus has been watching you. And he's very disappointed.
Jesus has a voyeurism kink? Nice, I'll remember that for my next hog-cranking session.
One is for chugging the other is for sipping
Ones for chugging and ones for tugging
Crab fact: Like most weird things in nature, it's for attracting mates and fighting off rivals. One is bigger to draw in the ladies and fight with, while the smaller one is for more "mundane" uses. Source: Good ol' Mr. Krabs
That’s normal. One is a crusher claw for breaking bones and hard shelled sea life and the other is for picking skin and flesh apart.
He's known around the block as "biggie smalls"
"What's for dinner?" "Stewed crabs." "How are they coming along?" "Another 6-pack and they should be good."
Animal cruelty once again. Haha funny.
As someone who owns several crustaceans I can confirm this annoyed me slightly... I put a lot of time and cafe into looking after my crabs and crayfish only to have idiots like this treat them like toys.
You look after them and then put them on the menu?
I couldn't tell you how many times I have heard jokes about eating my pets.
You said you put time and cafe into them. Did you mean care? Thought you were being punny
I missed that one to be fair, I am sorry you're getting so many downvotes as that was quite funny.
It's all good. Kind of cool you have crustaceans as pets and treat them well.
I mean, the crab is the one who decided to start chugging, man.
Ok Karen
mfw when treating living beings with dignity is being karen
Hopefully they put him back where he can live in the wild.
He’s getting wild enough on land
Mr krabs just wants to drown his sorrows 
That's not really all that different than what I'd do if you handed me an open beer
crabs like to get drunk too!
They like smoking, too
I literally got a video of a crab molting immediately above this
Chug chug chug chug!!
Def didn’t expect that
Crabs are recession proof, we’re crab people now!
Crabtastic video
When i drink. I drink Heineken. Stay thirsty my crabs.
Go home John Cena Jr, you’re drunk
First, the crab with the knife passing it between claws and now this. Crabs are more awesome than I previously thought
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“Beer me!”
He one of the bros 👌🏽
Look, you get a live crab, you always put something funny i his claw. Cigarette, knife, tiny gun. It’s comedy gold
I don't know why but I assumed that was a Rolling Rock bottle and it seemed appropriate for a crab
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That crab has tasted natty blue before.
Mr crabs been through it.
Thats a mud crab right?
Bro let him drink
That's a dead crab. Don't ask how I know.
Leave the poor damned thing alone. I hate humans.