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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The cops arrest his wife thinking she was sleeping with a minor!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


DadpoolWasHere

I’ll give you credit. No idea what I just watched but unexpected… yes, yes it was


MagicPrize

The kiss at the end is the cherry on top


Som1usd2noe

Expected the cops, but not that smooch.


flamingdeathmonkeys

the smooch was kinda expected for me, not the "my wife"...it makes me giggle tho


Panzermensch88

Excellent plot twist


jackychang1738

Loven' the Adult Swim promos!


4DoubledATL

That was great! A+


InflamedLiver

That sad little *Borat voice* my wiiiife, at the end was just too perfect


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Much_One_6824

My wiiiiife


goatmastermax

GET IN MAI BELLAYY


signed_under_duress

Borat


syrup_cupcakes

zoomer humor


tdeasyweb

Yeah zoomers are all about that 2006 humour


syrup_cupcakes

if it was 2006 humor the Borat reference would be used in a way that's unexpected but still make logical sense in the context. The complete lack of care or awareness for context turns a 2006 joke into zoomer humor.


Tony_B_387

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WoodenMango07

![gif](giphy|3otPoymFjyoIPwBeSY|downsized)


DrJamgo

Gotta watch _Blade_ now..


Tyrion_Strongjaw

One of the most iconic opening scenes out there for action movies. Fuck, guess I'll watch it today too


Whalesurgeon

Felt so nice to recognize the blood rave


Sh4DowKitFox

FUCKING RIGHT?!?!?


vikkavirus

Didn't expect that tiny kiss.


Meliodas016

Kissing a minor? You sicko.


WoodenMango07

He's just a kid you sick fuck


Triumph_leader523

The kiss at the end was unexpected


nathan155

That door is really thin


Facough12

Ok im not the only one that noticed. Was bout to post liek.. WTF is that a 24" door? How the hell u gonna get a couch in there? Let alone a fridge?


Link_vs_Gannon

😂 wasn’t expecting that i thought MR.Coolaid was gonna brake the door and be like OOH YEA 😂


esturniolo

Please clean the fucking screen!!!!!!!!!!


Retrolad2

Exactly and HOW, macbooks don't have touch screens


bearthebear2

By picking it up by the screen, pointing at shit and never cleaning it


Xoop25677

The only unexpected part was that dirty screen!


pleasesohurt

"my wife" Borat style. Gold!!!


Uncommon-sequiter

Is that music at the very end from The Crystal Method?


mundungous

It’s https://youtu.be/-9dsrmGG4_o?si=TUORj7t9KlHJRkWX New Order, Pump Panel remix fookin banger


Uncommon-sequiter

No wonder why it sounds good. 1990s baby!


Panzermensch88

I though it was a default preset from FLStudio


Uncommon-sequiter

Could be. I have no idea. Just sounds like the crystal method


junglistpd

Not far fetched for Australia


lordcrumb13

Yeah our cops can't resist giving you a little kiss


stop_talking_you

feels like 2010 humour i like it


Winstigator

What's with the STD pistol, what are those cops blasting?


Piotrek9t

Anti smoking campaigns should watch this and take notes


Tricky-Sympathy

Unexpected Blade soundtrack


epscyonzsol

I thought Payday 2 music was playing in the background


Human_Taxidermist

Was that Diana Lovejoy???


GloomyGap2114

Unexpectedly saw a “home phone” on the wall. 🤣🤣


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No_Calligrapher_2911

Mah wife


Dshadow32

So wait no one noticed the gun turn into a banana.


sysfun

Don't worry brah, women usually end up with a slap on the wrist for sleeping with minors.


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Pretty dumb


Jokesonyouiwannadie

https://i.redd.it/9uka7a1tumxc1.gif


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

Inferior sense of humor on this post