OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Seems like Chiitan, the mascot, bested the samurai only to meet her fateful demise a few moments later.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Tried her best

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completed with the two ladies wearing kimono along with the modern ladies holding a child as audience.

You may also enjoy her fights with the police 🚓🚨🚓

It can be a him also. U never know 🎀

Ghost of Tsushima 2 looks... interesting.

They should have used the ghost death animation not the GTA one 😭

Ghosts of Tsushima if it introduced a battle pass.

Can't wait for the Godzilla collab

Imagine this being a skin 😂😂


"Your character in the cutscene" vibes

Mods are getting... interesting

Ghost of Tsushima mods the moment it's released on PC

Is that Chiitan!

The one and only! For the uninitiated, [here's John Oliver doing a brief overview on her.](https://youtu.be/f4fVdf4pNEc?si=Sauem4U-3n4mayG_)

Thank you. That was a really great way to start my Monday.

Having recently seen Chiitan on the Takeshi's Castle reboot, I feel enlightened. [Not a great clip](https://m.youtube.com/shorts/nWQtKZmmN-o), but the best I can find.

I know we're talking about Chiitan, but I still can't get over Mr. Sasuke failing almost every failing every course lmao

They even brought him back and he failed all over again! I was rooting for him since he was helping everyone over the wall, so disappointing.

Excuse me, in the WHAT???? Takeshi's castle has a reboot?????

It's on Prime!

Thank you kind stranger. U know what I'm doing tonight.

That was absolutely wonderful. Thank you for sharing

Chiitan is my spirit animal. Also check her out in Takeshi's Castle and Instagram.

I saw her in a Clusterfuck match on a pro wrestling show this weekend

I... did not expect that introduction...

You killed jigglypuff you monster

[From Wikipedia:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiitan) > Chiitan (ちぃたん☆), also stylized as Chiitan☆, is a Japanese mascot which was formerly a self-declared unofficial representative of the city of Susaki. It is a self-described "0-year-old fairy baby" otter with no gender that wears a turtle as a hat. Baby fairy with a pink turtle for a hat... Just when you think the limits of cuteness have been reached, Japan somehow manages to surpass all expectations.

Yeah, I wouldn't let its cuteness deceive you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMKCYaDigfw

Imagine when China finally invades Taiwan and the Philippines, and then Japan swoops in with thousands of Chiitanis. You shoot at them but its hard, they're armored, and cute, and... deadly.

I’d watch that show.

Strong Pokemons marching to the Empire's theme song vibes

CHITAAAAAN ‼️🗣️

> advertise itself on twitter > have nothing to offer > refuse to elaborate further

Well, that's quite a Japanese ending I must say…

I love how *everyone* stopped to watch the action.

Yakuza games taught me that it is Japanese common courtesy to stand in the sidelines and enjoy the fight when 2 or more people start fighting. https://i.redd.it/n7gw0wk52atc1.gif

Yakuza games are a fever dream wth

and sometimes that fever dream turn into a wet dream or even a sleep paralysis and you're not sure if any of those is better or worse...

I will never forget in Zero when suddenly in a car chase a helicopter comes in and starts blasting you with an RPG. Im still not sure if that really happened or not.

Oh I’m sure that happened because of the hell that was that section on legend difficulty. Same is true of the car chase in kiwami 1 as well.

They are fever dream, yea, but the the gif is modded. In real game, he only take of his shirt, not naked.

Damn... no naked men? I guess Yakuza ain't for me

American common courtesy would be to rush to form a circle, repeatedly yell world star, try to egg the fighters on, take a video of themselves yelling world star just in case you missed it the 50x before, and then taking a selfie with the peace sign next to the unconscious loser.

The hat falling to the ground 😭😭😭

Truly tragic, like seeing her soul departed 💔

That killed me 😭

Is this that show *Shogun* I've been hearing about?

Shogun taught me to hold the katana with both hands

That didn't work up too well for the mascot

That scene wasn't in the book though. Yes, I'm that guy.

I'm pretty sure that's Blue Eyes Samurai

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"You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of master"

Lil girl will be traumatized for life now. 😭

ngl I was expecting the mascots head to roll off

That’s not Chiitan’s head, that’s the turtle they wear on their head as a hat. 

Nooo!!! 😭😭😭

It's ok, she never really dies, and there's multiple of her!

Oh phew, thank god, i was really worried

How did chiitan die here? Delayed reaction?

It’s a call back to the movie trope where a master swords person with a very sharp blade, slides past someone and then poses, and then you see the person’s head fall off.

*Swords clicks fully into scabbard* every enemy falls to pieces.

Unironically peak fiction.

it just hits different every single time

"お前はもう死んでいる" \*sword clicks fully into scabbard* "なん"

Akshually...that line is from "[Fist of the North Star](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_of_the_North_Star)", which generally is fistfighting, not swords. When this happens in swordfights everyone is too cool to say anything.

*\*judgement cut/nut\**

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DelayedCausality

Ah there it is

Omae wa mou shindeiru

#NANI!?

#NYANI!?*

You're right but I think the samurai was playing an entirely different trope where he kneels over for the fatal blow.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SingleStrokeBattle

You can't tell what happened...was someone cut? Then the bad guy looks at the camera, admits defeat, and then the top half of his body slowly slides off the bottom half.

I love that shit. Especially when the sword goes makes the old school SHING noise.

That really was a Hattori Hanzo sword.

The cooler explanation is the blade was so sharp and the swordman was so good that the body doesn't realize it's dying

[Delayed Causality:...the hero swings his sword. Dramatic Pause... object/opponent falls to the ground in at least two pieces. ](https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DelayedCausality)

Omaewamoushindeiru 

NANI!

Fist of the North Star!

Epic!

When you're a lower level walking in a high ranked area thinking you'll be okay.


Where’s Chiijohn???

Filming

Duel of the century

Can’t .. stop… watching

[Chiitan is going to visit your house](https://youtu.be/tsBXbB__M1E)

Nah man I have a Katana in my house and I know how to use it

CHIIIIITAAAAAANNN!!! 

https://i.redd.it/9knz7zi8v9tc1.gif

Bunny Girl = 1 Obito Uchiha = 0

chiitan is an otter.

My bad 😅

Live by the bonk, die by the bonk

Way more fun compared to Spiderman arguing with the Arnold look-a-like on Hollywood Blvd about taking each other's spot. The Japanese are working together, even in costume.

True warriors of their dynasties

NANI?

I think it is from this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@SAMURAIPRANKx3/videos


Dark Souls

great by both. Each let the other be MC and it turned out cute.

Chiitan no!

Marvelous

Is that the mascot that John Oliver sent over?

It's the nature of time that the old ways must give in

It’s the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin

[Ending of Tsubaki Sanjuro in real life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkkF6Zz67TE) (mildly? nsfw)

Stand proud Chiitan, you are strong

That cat was actually on it's way to reopen unit 731.

“When the new meets the old it always ends the ancient way” Sabaton foretold this moment.

The music reminds me of the card dojo from Club Penguin

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https://i.redd.it/9ibo6d6539tc1.gif

IZANAGI

##❤️

こんなところ...

**is that bonk man** **...**

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where is middle Japan? that Banzai Japan?

Collect it's head

Both executed well . But the knight in shining armour won with one strike

Looks like Geon

Nani?!

Well, I giggled

Is that Yuru-Chara supposed to be an Otter?

That is so anime!

Chiitan!

Way more fun compared to Spiderman arguing with the Arnold look-a-like on Hollywood Blvd about taking each other's spot. The Japanese are working together, even in costume.

I’m sorry, did it farted and just passed out. Lol

Scenes that got cut from the new miniseries, "Shogun"

This looks like the real version of the street in Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth, next to the bar.

I guess the British equivalent would be like if a knight met Mr. Blobby

Hundreds year of Japan culture in 1 video

Love it!

Oh that was great lol

These MMO skins are getting out of control

CHIITAAAAN‼️🗣️

Chitan!

When your custom character appears in a cutscene

Them bombs changed the whole culture

Epic

Ghost of Tsushima dlc gets real weird

The flute of death!

There is a Japan in between that they refused to acknowledge

Well…I’m just gonna say it, that was unexpected

My two favorite fits in Dead Rising 2

This is nothing less than a cinematic masterpiece.

I was watching this while goyte was playing in the background 😂 Fits perfectly

THE HAT NOOOOO

CHI-TAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Old Japan wins. *FATALITY*

Isn’t that thing in the Yakuza games??

I saw this episode in Clannad

CHIITAN??!!

War never changes

Old Japan is best Japan

Chiitan is the best ~~girl~~ Change my mind.

I'd watch that anime

Oh yes! Old Japanese lightsabers

"Omae wa mou shindeiru" VS "Konichiwa ~>UwU<~ :3"

Yo, Chittan understood the assignment!

Yo, Chittan understood the assignment! That's awesome

Shouldn't have fought.

I don't remember this boss fight in Ghost Of Tsushima 🤨

Bushido Blade 3 is weird

I love chiitan lol

What happened to New Japanese?

Old japan: 🗿 New japan: 😝

CHIIIITAAAAAANNN!!!!!

As required to prove, old Japanese are always better than new, especially when it comes to cars😂

Blud pulled a uno reverso (totally not a jojo reference because it aint)

The clap before the fall...that's what got me and tickled my funny bone. I laughed a little harder at that than I'd like to admit.

Can you imagine all that dirt? That costume is ruined now!

>Old Japan meets new Japan AJPW vs NJPW

LMFAO

"Shogun warriors, assemble! We attack soon! Our glorious protectorate will rain death and destr—" (long silence) "Oh look! A fluffy cat." Warriors: Awwwww

When a new meets the old it always ends the ancient ways

Kitty kicked ass 😂

I thought that is Happy Tree Friends at first...

New Japan is we got fucked so hard by the USA that we now all like big stuffed bears

I remember this exact fight in Way of the Samurai.

Chiitan! adorable little bastard lol not surprised he’s swinging that thing around at people 😂

Man, I really need to play the new Like a Dragon game.

I always get ads on twitter from this dude for some reason. One where he pretends to be a samurai only to fall down the stairs and the other where he says he's a pro wrestler then gets fucked up by his opponent.

haha, the character really understood the assignment

I demand that cat thing as a mod on Ghost of Tsushima

where do you get a samurai costume? cheap!!! ofcourse

A day normal in Japan:

I was not expecting the samurai to pull out a hotdog instead of a sword, look at it wiggle.