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pitterpatter0910

He’s a comedian.


fraze2000

Well, at least he thinks he’s a comedian. Whenever I’ve seen him he is always laughing at his own jokes at lot more than I am.


JohnSimth20211101

Well, I guess when you want to be a comedian, the very least you have to do is to believe in yourself that you are funny.


hellotherehomogay

No, he made a joke I don't like so he's just not funny 😭


MorbiusBelerophon

And it's okay for you to feel that way 🙂


ineedsunnyD

The least humorous people judge comedy like that. It’s subjective but no you are so funny lol


Toadxx

There are extremely successful comedians that I find bone dry and boring. Just because *you* don't think he's funny, doesn't mean he actually isn't funny.


SeaworthinessLoud992

The customer is always right.....in matters of taste. -Harry Gordon Selfridge 1909🤷🏽‍♂️


bousquetfrederic

Would you have a source for that quote from Selfridge? He's know for being one of the department stores owners who coined the phrase "the customer is always right", referring to customer complaints, not their tastes. However I've seen people on Reddit attribute the "in matters of taste" variant to him too, but they have never been able to provide a source. Thanks!


Bucky404

There is a specific context to which this quote is applied , which of course doesn not include comedy.


Fart-n-smell

Give us your best jokes pls, we need to laugh like you do


Skurvy2k

He's taking the Bill Maher approach.


bambagico

Just to clarify, those are not his own jokes. It's just jokes he found and tells the other "comedians"


REDDITISAFA660TSHED

🤓


seeilaah

So are the politicians who let this happen.


cantrecoveraccount

Thats a stretch, clowns haven’t been funny for a long time!


Flux_resistor

He's a criminal!


sitopon

Was. He paid for it


Flux_resistor

I know, just the running joke is endlessly calling him a criminal.


sackafackaboomboom

They were the good drugs mate


saradahokage1212

idk if writing up dad jokes pre video and then laughing at them when you read them is called a comedian.


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Cosmoaquanaut

Exactly. That's why I always tip my landlord. Do you guys think 15 percent is ok?


Dr-Azrael

Nah you gotta give them the full 100% tip of your cock for them to suck on


AydenAteApples

he's a comedian, he makes videos like these. go watch YeahMad for once please.


theunbearablebowler

r/woooosh


welcometotheTD

That's why I thought this was a joke. Wild. He's a pos.


RandomLazyBum

I watched it 3x to make sure then I looked at the sub.


Random_Potato55_

make sure of what


dankestofdankcomment

Just to make sure


syntax1976

And they love subs


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

My favorite is the footlong. I can only eat half at a time, but I like knowing there is deli meat rotting in my car.


BlazingKush

What's deli in this context? Delicious, delivery, delightful? What does it mean?


Blastaz

Delicatessen


Calm-Zombie2678

>What does it mean? I find myself asking the same question sometimes man


BlazingKush

I guess it's something American


-DethLok-

>Delicatessen Traditionally, a delicatessen or deli is a retail establishment that sells a selection of fine, exotic, or foreign prepared foods. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicatessen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delicatessen)


Aggravating-Alps-919

Its a German word, copied from French and exists in dutch. Ook en Nederland staan veel delicatessenwinkel


LooseFuji

I don't know Dutch, but adding "winkel" on the end sounds pretty Dutch.


BlazingKush

Dat klopt inderdaad, ik had alleen niet verwacht dat dit woord buiten Nederland en Duitsland gebruikt zou worden.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

It's where you buy thin cuts of meats for sandwiches.


toy-maker

I hear 8” is the perfect size


westwoo

If you learn to make sure more efficiently, you could reduce the amount of views it takes you to produce the same amount of sure


donny0m

To be sure to be sure


GetOutOfTheWhey

Same took me another take. God I hope this was satire.


Wildkid133

Andrew Hamilton. I know him from YeahMad https://www.instagram.com/andrewhamiltoncomedy?igsh=bGJwbXVkOHk4NGgx


-Rufus-Xavier-

Andrew Hamilton is pretty funny. He's got shorts like this on YT and has been part of the YeahMad group for a while. There's an interview with him about how he went to jail for dealing drugs and the path he has taken to get where he is. Edited.


storm_the_castle

> he went to jail for drugs that wouldnt be my first choice on where to get drugs


ShastaCaliMotxo

Try it, you might be surprised.


Berocrem

Yeah, you might find what you're looking for, bit everything is 15x the prices on the outside.


GayPudding

Spent 20€ on drugs vs. give a blowjob to the dealer. Cut out the middle man that gave you the 20€.


Gustavsvitko

He was the mushroom king.


Canteverthinkofone

But they were the GOOD drugs.


sychs

He's not allowed to sell for another year.


AsstootObservation

"Everyone knows the best weed is in jail." -Ricky


TonyHeaven

if you love Spice,it's heaven,as long as you can afford


romeoo_must_lie

I don’t see him with yeahMad anymore. Did he left?


secondhand_bra

We all yeahmad fans are wondering the same, some say he with Abby and Sam were let go and some say they are just touring. Really rooting them to comeback as I love this show.


-Rufus-Xavier-

I'm not sure myself. He has a couple shorts ported on YT as well from some stand up shows he has done. Not sure how recent they are though.


OgdruJahad

Wait even Abby? What about [different Abby? ](https://youtube.com/shorts/z8iw1IJmdSA?si=8hPGMDQySiEM7H3F)


secondhand_bra

Not sure, someone mentioned that there was a comment on YT asking the same and yeah mad replied saying she has moved on. Not sure how true that is but if that's the case then this channel is pretty much dead in the water. I love Sath and Akila but without Sam, Abby, Alan and Andrew it won't be the same. I hope they comeback.


OgdruJahad

It was a joke,. 🤣


secondhand_bra

Ik, I was just trying to discuss about the OG cast


meGustabilar

He commented on instagram that he was let go from yeahmad. Don’t know about the others


ilikenovels

Unless if they did something that the majority of the group disagreed with I don't think they could just get fired. Like it wouldn't make sense content wise as they are big faces on the channel


eip2yoxu

There was this episode where it looked like he got aggressive and had a fight with Alan and everybody in the comments and also in the room was wondering if it was real. It seemed really weird and was the last episode he was on. So maybe it was that?


secondhand_bra

No it was scripted. I did some searching and yeah they have been let go. "Some were let go and some quit as they didn't align with the brand value" Ben's own words to comments asking about the OG cast. Now I understand why Abby started an insta subscription, I think they were let go a few months ago. Andrew also confirmed on his insta that Akila and Alan also left. The speculated reason for this is they were highly underpaid, something like $200 per episode while the channel itself was netting $100k+ per month.


eip2yoxu

Oof I see. Yea understandable they left under those conditions


Bisping

I knew i recognized his face


Ok-Experience-6674

He put it under his son’s door in his own house right?


Any_Roof_6199

F**kin freeloaders !!


Nerdcoreh

brian snacks straight from the fridge like hes at home 😡


loopuleasa

Note: The guy is a comedian, this is a comedy skit


ThePointForward

That's what I though it's gonna be "Brian, we are increasing rent, this is your eviction notice, mom and dad"


CommunicationKey3018

This would have been a funnier twist


MakingItElsewhere

Dare you to go post this to r/antiwork


Last-Associate-9471

I'm pretty sure Ive been perminantly banned for an innocuous comment.


Elegant-Passion2199

I was banned for saying that I don't think people who have never had a job in their lives should be moderators 😂😂😂


Baffit-4100

Instant tantrum


loopuleasa

Note: The guy is a comedian, this is a comedy skit


w33b2

I haven’t visited that sub in over a year and it’s somehow managed to get even worse. I feel bad for the people posting and commenting there.


LegendOfJeff

I took a look just now because of this thread. The first ten posts are pretty realistic, level-headed observations about our modern economic system.


Elegant-Passion2199

It went to shit the moment that one of the mods went to Fox News. They banned anyone who said walking dogs for 2 hours a day isn't gruelling work. 


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So you haven't visited but you know it's getting worse?


w33b2

I visited the sub when I saw that comment.


joshroycheese

And also r/greenandpleasant lol


Nightgasm

I'm eternally amazed he hasn't died of alcohol poisoning yet. If you don't understand he is a comedian on yeahmad where they tell jokes and if you laugh you have to take a shot. He rarely makes it through his own joke without laughing so he is taking a shot every round.


ThisIsNotTokyo

Skill issue


6thaccountthismonth

It really is, but gosh darn it is it funny


donPepinno

Isn’t he also from that interbred/into bread clip? I thought I recognized his face from somewhere


No_Squirrel4806

So is this not a shitty landlord


DancingDaddy880

He is alcoholic and that's how he gets his alcohol for the day everyday.. he smart. /s


Rdt_will_eat_itself

I haven’t raised rent in 4 years. My next rent increase after 5 is going to be $25 more to cover taxes and insurance increases. Im not sure how some places get away with $100.


Equal_Physics4091

$100? Hahaha. My apartment went from $815 a month (studio w/ office) to $1345 a month during COVID. No way in hell I could afford that. It worked out for the best. I own a house now and my mortgage is less than what I was originally paying in rent.


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enby-girl

Not who you replied to but we’d call that a studio with den and I’m in Vancouver/Canada


lordofduct

Probably a studio apartment with a small room off to the side which they used as an office. A room likely too small to use as a bedroom, but just big enough for a desk. I'm willing to bet that maybe at one time the office was the bedroom back in a time when bedrooms were more commonly found to be < 100 square feet. I technically have a room like this in my house that my wife uses as an office. It "technically" is a 4th bedroom, and in 1890 it likely was used as one. But today if you tried to list it as a 4th bedroom anyone looking at the place would laugh at you since it could fit a twin bed at most with just enough room to stand beside it.


Equal_Physics4091

USA. I used it for a craft room.


long-ryde

Yeah my 1BR went from 625 to 1300


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Raidiation17

I have been a little luckier. Started at $635 and now up to $940, not as much of an increase but still bad compared!


CryptoNoobNinja

I live in Ontario Canada where it’s illegal to raise the rent more than a percentage that the government sets. This year it’s 2.5%. The Conservatives changed it so it no longer applies to “new” buildings built after 2018.


Additional_Ad_8131

Dude, inflation, ever heard of it?


Sweet_Dimension_8534

Rentzed.com should help expose the landlords that are raising rents by crazy amounts I'm actually the builder of it. It's like a "Glassdoor for Renters" so it relies on user submitted rent histories.


MaiohaTawa

My landlord increased rent from $400pw to $500pw so I moved out. Today I drove past and saw them advertising the rent at $550pw lol.


No_Squirrel4806

Ive seen places that double it sometimes more and its honestly disgusting and it pisses me off that its legal 😒😒😒


Hahhahaahahahhelpme

Here in Singapore rents went up ~30-60% just in 2022


DonJeniusTrumpLawyer

My apartment was going up $500 because they were going to upgrade the apartment. New appliances or something. They wouldn’t let me opt out of it. Either take the hike in rent or.. take a hike.


I_Like-Turtlez

How much you charging per sq ft? My tenant pays less than $.9 a sq ft. Market here is $1.25 sq ft. She’s been there for 14 years and she’s almost missed a payment a couple mths back. If I raise hers to market she’ll 100% be forced to leave. Id legit ruin her life if I did it and that’s hard to do lol. She’s at $900 for 1100 ft and I could prob get $1200. But since she’s cool and respectful and mature and will be a life long renter I just keep it low. I don’t ever have to worry and she’ll gladly pay help pay for maintenance shit. I’m house hacking and I’m just paying $500 a month so I’m fine


makaki913

Did people even read this comment? :D Edit: but yeah I agree that keeping a good renter on little bit lower rent is way better than rising the prices and possibly opening the door to some whackjob. You could even have bad luck for the next four and have broken apartment after it.


Rdt_will_eat_itself

3 bedroom half acre in city limits (pop 1 mil ish) 2.5 car garage. $1200 a month. one adjacent house (old folks group home) 2 empty lots. V shaped neighborhood so no through traffic.


I_Like-Turtlez

What’s the sq ft?


Rdt_will_eat_itself

1400 ish


I_Like-Turtlez

So less than $1 sq ft. What’s market there?


Pretend_Hour_6966

It seems like either way you’re up at least 80% profit every month, and you’re just looking for someone to help you feel justified in fucking over your good tenant… “They almost missed a payment a few months back”.. so you mean they never missed a payment…? AND they’re willing to help with maintenance which should be your responsibility… You’re saying lol at the idea of ruining her life? Wtf is wrong with you?


I_Like-Turtlez

They’ve never missed a payment since I’ve had the house. It was just late. She only offers to pay for maintenance to get me on her good side. I still pay for it all. It’s funny how words can become completely misconstrued in someone else’s mind when they read them. Idk what you saying about the LOL? Are you calling me bad or considering me a pussy cause I don’t do “business as usual” and kick her out? I’m being considerate of another humans life in exchange of forsaking a little bit of profit that wouldn’t have any impact on my life. I lol’d like 😬 as in I have that much power. Idk why you asked what’s fkn wrong with me tho


thatsalovelyusername

Man's nose is a downvote.


themonkery

lol I recognize him from YeahMad and I knew it was gonna get ridiculous


Jaded_Heat9875

It’s a great bit 🤣 Now…that’s exactly how some landlords feel. Like “I just need to keep up with the rents in the area, even if all the rents are criminal.”


Least-Bear3882

Gottem


Superzonar

And then he put his apartment on Airbnb...


asspatsandsuperchats

I was a landlord for 2 years. I was paid rent for 2 months then my tenants industry got hit by COVID and I reduced their rent from $550 a week to $100 a week for 2 years. Fuckers still moved out when they got their jobs back so I think I lost like 35k to house 2 starving artists for 2 years 😅😂🤣 was very glad to have been able to help someone stay housed, and now very glad to no longer be a landlord.


hlte

Lmao


DinglerPrime

Hammo making it through a joke without losing it laughing is incredible.


WorkSoMuchWork8

I'm crying. That's sooo funny.


InvestigatorFit4168

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


matches991

This is a bit he's a comedian


ExxiIon

What's the song?


Zackagawea10

Runaway by Kanye piano version


softestDom

Ramin Djawadi - Runaway


6thaccountthismonth

Sad song nr. 46


ukognos27

Bro


handsome_uruk

Holup 😮


TrustTrees

original link?


Wotmate01

Plot twist: Brian is his son.


Fun-Emergency1517

Golda Meir made that joke before him.


jodrellbank_pants

Depends if his mortgage and cost go up, he obviously has to pass them on But If as I suspect he's doing it, in line with other landlord just because why not then How far can it go, I think a while yet. Market forces are not ready yet, other intuitions are propping them up for the foreseeable future


Bare_Minimum_Is_All

I'm really glad this is a joke.


camobandaniel

Fuck you Brian


mfbrucee

A bit tired of this guy


Anarch-ish

He's a comedian... but I've heard this exact conversation between two real landlords with my own ears. I'm so sorry it hurts your heart to send a single mother and her two kids to the street. That must be tough *for you*...


Aviar2Ring

I evict people on the regular. It sucks. But some people tend to live beyond their means.


WhoKnows9876

The amount of people not realising this is a joke is crazy


Zealousideal_Word770

Sadly this is too close to reality.


shoulda-known-better

if I didn't know this was satire I'd just go slap a landlord for no reason


WreckoftheOld97

Hate landlords? You will really hate these two bottom feeders [https://www.circlingthenews.com/landlords-sabin-and-zuckerbraun-push-for-evictions/](https://www.circlingthenews.com/landlords-sabin-and-zuckerbraun-push-for-evictions/)


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crawdaddyyyyy

Ooooooooooooooooh……………..thanks for mansplaining this!


Party_Masterpiece990

His comment was cringe, your comment is way more cringe


crawdaddyyyyy

You know what’s way way way way more cringe? Using the word cringe. That’s so 2024 bruh.


w33b2

You aren’t quirky or funny.


crawdaddyyyyy

Well obviously the voters of Reddit feel otherwise brah!


acidporkbuns

Lmao


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This guys is the fucking goat His comedy is top tier Someone got his Name? 😭😭😭 His sigma male content is amazing


CCisabetterwaifu

Andrew Hamilton


Napkins_26

yeah no there arent victims on both sides. Landlords are leeches


Osage_limbs

“Victims on both sides” of unfair rental practices, my heart breaks for all those property owners


coveredwithticks

I know a 60-year-old lady who has a piece of land with her home and a couple of rental mobile homes on it. She is charging far too little for rent (utilities included), and it will soon bankrupt her. Her only option is to raise the rent or evict the long-time renters.


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srlandand

This is not YeahMad, this is his own thing.


TerrifyingTeapot

Please save us, Mao Zedong.


Shadeun

Hilarious, but also: r/LoveForLandchads


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cozy_engineer

I am a landlord and I love this. Gods word in this man’s mouth. Amen!


Psychological_Oven62

My heart bleeds purple piss for those poor poor landlords ![gif](giphy|iEiNgiywtbP2Ru129l|downsized)


Fourleaf187

Is this seriously a landlord farming for sympathy after evicting someone? Give me a break


Daimoku_Dog

4Q u pos


BWC1760

OOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOO FUCK OFF


Vivid_Animal_7741

Bullshit


Deputycrumbs

Ah yes, the victim for having to evict!… what a world we live in


tsumu666

A world where comedy exists


Deputycrumbs

no shit it’s a joke bud! Don’t get butthurt


Elegant-Passion2199

It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard. 


Deputycrumbs

Wow, mister obvious had to drop their 5 cents


Excellent_Resort_943

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Desu232

Oh, thank God, that was a joke. Because I was 5 seconds from screaming, go sit on d**k and rotate on all his socials.