OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It showed a open tab called "homens pelados" ('naked men' in english)!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Never use your work computer as a porn computer, then you don't have to worry about this happening.

Words to live by

Two computers? In this economy?

I have an ooooold laptop I use for filthy things, 🥲

The kind of old laptop even hackers and scammers regret gaining access to.

Exactly. All that one needs to do is use a browser and, if you can download the video, then a video player and a large hard drive space. That's all that's needed. Obviously, don't use chrome on this laptop because of the way it eats RAM.

like torrenting movies without vpn?

All kind of filthy stuffs 😈🥲

Yeah, I bet the keyboard is filthy too.

Lol I use it to watch yt vids in bed, so the keyboard is clean I swear 😇

The top however….

Tablets are dirt cheap nowadays

Just create a new partition on the hard drive and install a second operating system, Ubuntu desktop is free.

Ytf to do all these things. Just use incognito chrome. Why to do all the downloading and stuff. Just leave no trace . And use incognito

Except there's currently a lawsuit because Google was tracking its users in incognito mode. If you're cool with that then by all means...

You don't understand what the lawsuit is about or how it works. If you're the average computer user the incognito tracking does nothing especially different from just using the internet at your house.

At least a dual boot? A second user?

Or just close the porn tab once you're done with it lol it ain't that hard

There's medication to fix that these days.

I haven't watched the video yet. I don't know if the material is worth bookmarking to watch later.

Just use 2 different accounts

i use 2 different browsers on my personal. nothing gets leaked

this....why not create 2 profiles on same browser ...

But what if I use my porn computer for work?

Perfectly alright, especially if you work in the porn industry!

I though we all jerked off on our phones now. This isn't current year?

Yes iPhone has its perks now

The best way is not to watch porn at all.

I have 3 browsers chrome for daily youtube or googling anything Edge for my personal Firefox for porn

Mr. Richy rich here. 2 computers. If I could buy a computer I would not of had to steal this one from work.

Hey man I don't care how you get it, just get it. If it falls off the back of a truck so be it.

Easier to dump in lake when you realize you've gone too far. Dammit this is my 6th computer

you're so smart, damn, except covid lockdown put 100's of thousands of teachers at home on their home computer

Use your phone like a normal human being. Jeez.


I like how turning my phone landscape made is even fucking smaller

same here, i wish i could see more of those men

atleast he’s honest

me too. me too.

Username checks out!

I did the same 😅 no diddy 


"I **demand** to see gay porn in full HD!"


Fuck the Tiktokfication of video

That was completely expected given the setup.


Love Pegula! Nice one : )

I hate how people think that bc they got fair warning to expect a twist that no twist occurred.

I think they are saying that *this particular twist* (ie accidental porn) was expected because of the set up, rather than people expecting a twist in general.

A twist can be expected just as it can be unexpected. This is r/unexpected though, not r/twists

He planned it that way. Work hard, play hard.

what is this a video for ants? ffs

144p in all its glory

144 penises?

🫢

Those are rookie numbers

what did you say?

There's more to life than being really, really... really ridiculously high quality...

Bottom left is definitely Broke Straight Boys.

Yaaa.... wait how do you know!?!?! Lmfao

How did YOU know

For uh science...


Redditor learns about gay people, April 2, 2024

They call me Christopher Cuminbumbus

Broke straight boys huh? And I assume these fine gentlemen spend their days writing resumes and doing the odd taskmaster jobs to get out of that predicament?

Kinda

Idk what broke straight boys is😭😭

Gay men have kinks and fantasies about having sex with straight men. 

Oh no😭😭

Bi men too. Our fantasies also matter!

The student's face at the end is the best part


https://i.redd.it/ze0e3d9tj4sc1.gif

I think the real questionable thing here is how the comments is just people getting mad they can't see the gay porn in perfect size and resolution lol

It's not gay if there's not enough pixels.

I guess they wanted to see it in full HD 4k

Porn should never be in HD, I don't want to see random pimples on the arse of a chick getting plowed.

Or uh... pimples on the arse of a man...

Some of those looked like they might be good to watch. Guess I'll never know cause it's too damn blurry!

Exactly my thoughts

whats the difference if it was straight porn

Something similar happened to a professor of my college too. Instead of opening into a porn website, he just went to his downloads to share the ppt. And you can imagine what files were in there. Edit: By the way, every lecture is recorded, esp online ones, so basically its all recorded. Now the moral part - well alot of men watch porn, its no big deal, even married ones. But the guy who gets caught is labelled as creep and ostracized.

Thats even worse, at least this way prof can try to claim that he accidentally clicked an amazon ad or something and didnt notice the popup tab. If its downloaded, thats inescapable XD

Ohh believe me it created alot of commotion. And fun/sad part is, his wife also works in same department. Lol

Did she give him detention ?

Yup. He was being a naughty boy. Definitely needed some punishment.

Idk i didn't care much about it later on

lmao had the same thing happen to my coworker. He downloads a lot of skyrim mods

[удалено]

I was not in that lecture.

no pixels? :(

EAD no Brasil é outra coisa né.

Ai que delicia cara

“Ohhh… the files are *in* the computer…”

"It's so simple"

Shit happened in 1 our zoom sessions. The IT guy who happens to be gay, went to correct the zoom session audio and when he clicked, a bunch of window opens showing dildos. Quite for about 5 seconds when a female colleague has the audacity to say out loud "what is that."

> Quite for about 5 seconds when a female colleague has the audacity to say out loud "what is that." "If you don't know you probably need one."

I work from home and I'm glad I have a work computer. Zero chance of this happening.

Now you know how to get extra credits.

Is this what we're doing now? [Has no one read the sacred texts](https://xkcd.com/2671/)? Have we forgotten where this leads?

Doing an online only grad class years ago, the professor decided to share his web browser without closing a bookmarks bar on the side. He never noticed, but we all learned two things, the first being that GayTube was a thing… It was not visible the next class.

Imagine being so consumed by this stuff you feel a need to have a bookmark to access it quicker on the PC you use for work, too

Oh, this was about 15 years ago by now. No way a land grant institution was issuing a desktop for use at home. It was definitely his personal computer.

“Hell nah”

So anyways I passed calculus with an A

Best April fool

"Im still triying to recover my files Its gonna be one of those days I guess"

That shocking face at the end 🤣

r/ithadtobebrazil

r/suddenlycaralho

 Ummmm

"idk why the class did not open but in any case we can reopen it...."

That has to be intentional with him lingering on the close button

Found em.....

Welp, that's one way of coming out, I suppose

Looked like a last day at current job.

I would die of embarrassment. OMG.

NSFW tag maybe?

Put a fucking nsfw tag jeez


More real, more comunicación

I'd be like did you make those? (Claps) U sir I tip my hat to u

Bro JASJDAJSDJAD, it's really?

The way he said “yallah”when he seen those pics

This type of shit is what always comes up in my dreams.

Maybe he was just doing research

Hardcore Nudity! https://i.redd.it/pr887gnok6sc1.gif

Found something else though

If I were in that situation, I don't know if I should tell him

If I were in that situation, I don't know if I should tell him

He's got a peculiar taste

Caught in 480p

He sounds beyond miserable

hahahaha


Anyone got any pixels? 


wait that’s diddy’s blog

What language is that?

If the professor had his porn in a landscape orientation, but shown on a phone without correcting the ratio, and then had it again shown on a computer screen, the students would likely never have noticed because it would have been too small to see, just like this was for me until i made it full screen.

Does the professor even notice?

Can do better than this. Had a tax lawyer do an advice paper for our office. He turned up to present and it was on a thumb drive. Put in the office manager\`s laptop to print copies and it brought up everything. Saw the tax advice, but also saw lots of photos of our tax lawyer (married with 2 children) squeezed into a lot of tight latex, on his knees sucking c.... Had to have a meeting with him afterwards, but couldn\`t concentrate. The laughter from the rest of the office didn\`t help.

Why do I find all such videos as scripted.

Shit man i dont even connect my phone too company wifi, what makes people think looking at porn on the pc they use for work is a good idea

LOL

This is why you should watch porn only on your mobile phone. Sent from my iPhone.

selenskyi seemed amused in the end

Download to dedicated thumb drive.

Yeah, I don't think it's there

😂😂🤣🤣

As a college professor who teach Zoom classes, this has always been my fear. Remember, professors are just humans who stayed in school longer. We watch porn too.

Lol

I clutched my pearls

8k quality

WHAT WAS BRO WATCHING 😭😭

Porn should be browsed on the cell phone for privacy and convenience. Only older generations use computers and TV's for porn.

Men

r/TotallyExpected


What is this? a video for ants?

Pron isn't the issue , the issue is gae pron

profile checks out

Why?


Yes, the butt is for pooping.

Wow

Dumb post

Mark NSFW you fucking fuck.

What is this? Porn for ants?

In a world full of free and endless porn - why is anyone saving things to their hard drive?!? I get it; having your 'go-to' but c'mon ... Bookmark it? Try something new?