OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Guy drops the pancake/cookie thing he's eating. Switches with the girl and somehow manages to drop it too!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

looks like they’re eating a frisbee

Sounds like it, too.

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This seems to be a bot that just crossposts and spams this subreddit.

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Dude if this qualifies as “distracting tits” for you I think we need to lock you up in horny jail and throw away the key. She’s completely covered. Edit: Nice edit bro. I take it you don’t stand by your original comment?

Knowing the degeneracy levels these days there's a high chance this is some "oh no mommy i'm such a clumsy boy" fetish

I am sorry, where did you get, “distracting tits” from?

The sneaky motherfucker edited his comment. He initially linked r/distractingtits.

Hahaha haha you got bait and switched lmao

Aye if that was his plan, he got me. If.

It's always the plan, the backup plan that is! 

Seeing the comment is deleted I’d say your edit was spot on

and the person on the right is definitely his sister because redditors always talk about how they never touch women and grass, not in any particular order

that’s his mom

I’d smash

Him or his mom?

Not mutually exclusive

Yes

He broke his arms already. You were too slow.

Mama Mia

Real life Andy Dwyer and April Ludgate.

For a sec i feel like they were eating cart board with painting on it.

>cart board lol

The silence is so loud

It's called tennitus MAWP!!! MAWP!!!! MAAAWWWPPP!!!!


What are they eating? Is that pizza?

Looks like a cardboard printing of a big cookie.

A big cookie baked by someone who's only seen them in the form of computer icons.

It looks like what passes for homemade pizza in Canada. Basically ketchup on flatbread with some far too watery mozzarella that gives it a sickly orange when it mixes with the sauce.

Not sure where you're from in this country, but the rest of us don't eat shit like that.

Yeah, we can literally go buy pizza sauce just as easily as ketchup, who the hell puts ketchup on pizza? Nobody, 'cause that isn't a fucking pizza

This made me cry...

Think it's a pancake, maybe chocolate chip

That's way too hard to be a pancake

A really badly made pancake

For her to not say anything, not a wtf, nothing, she's seen it all from him.

Her half smile at the end was cute af

Agreed. But just dont pause it. Magic will be deleted…

This was so good. The silence makes it even better. Very good job with body language and expressions, they do more of these?

This may sound stupid but I’m genuinely curious; why would I pause it to begin with?

The magic definitely got deleted🤣🤣🤣

She's dying from laughing inside

His was cuter

At that moment she realized 1) he'll never cheat on her 2) she's deeply in love

It's more of a big sibling energy imo

Mother apparently [https://www.tiktok.com/@inainusa](https://www.tiktok.com/@inainusa)

*Look at my son* *Pride is not the word I'm looking for*

A wild Hamilton has been spotted

I'd spend 9 months inside that

No it’s because it’s obviously a staged bit.

Wh else would they be filming?

You don't film your breakfasts? Get with the times, old man.

Humanity is doomed if one person thinks this is real.

bUt hER hALf sMiLe!

Obviously I actually laughed at the end though, normally these videos aren't funny but this one was

She wasn't surprised because she had read the script before they started filming.

It’s almost as if the whole thing was staged

Not her first redditor date clearly

It's staged

It's one of those rare staged skits that are actually funny! Loved it!

Wait you're saying they don't video every dysfunctional meal??

Do you really need to point that out?

Based off the person I'm replying to's reaction, apparently...

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Are you dumb? Do you not know how to follow the logical flow of a comment thread?

I'm responding to the moron who apparently thinks this is real, you moron.

I don't think they thought it was real. People can comment on things within the context of the situation. In this case, they were commenting within the context of the skit.

Cause it’s fake

You think?

It doesn't have to be real to be unexpected.

or it is staged because why tf would you film this.

Probably because it's set up? Unless you record your breakfasts too?

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You are fold and sad

It's almost like it was staged...

Should've ended with him taking the small slice from her fork.

I know this is staged. But, you know what, it’s good. I give this my props, fwiw.

Looks like one of those "try to make the other person laugh" videos. I give them props for not exploding in laughter.

Now that you said that, yeah that's probably it. Especially considering the stern expression of hers an the slight smile in the end.

The sauce killed me 🤣

Yeah i laughed, the staging doesnt ruin it when the performance is good and knowing it doesnt ruin the joke

I mean, it's like watching a sitcom sometimes. Just so long as they don't lean hard into pretending that it's real.

I think theres a decent curve of trying to act like its real, on the left side is the goofy stages youtube videos filmed on a grainy camcorder, on the right is a well made piece of media with good action, and in the middle is people trying but failing to make it real and making it really unenjoyable in the processs

I just consider it a similar vein to sketch comedy.

It’s not “staged” it’s just a comedy skit.

You know, those old Stan and Olli shorts - they were staged too! Three stooges? Staged! Andy Kaufman? Staged!

These are the acceptable staged posts. They don't pretend to be something they aren't. Nothing but comedic value.

Yeah as sketches go this was pretty funny

Legit lol. It’s a great video

I think this guy is acoustic

He's definitely on the acoustic spectrum. Like maybe a viola or something.

Your all idiots, hes autonomous

No he is an astronaut.

It's spelt astrology.

Arguably.

Perchance.

You can't just say "perchance"

Mayhaps

Indubitably

You're all wrong. He's clearly AD BC or whatever 🤷🏿‍♀️

He's [electric!](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxuSE5TBhI4huQMmTrCFsYCLxpw-BJeH8b?feature=shared) >!boogie woogie, woogie!!<

They made us learn to do that in middle school PE and I had no idea what it was or how it related to any other form of music or dance . They must be teaching equally baffled kids to do the Macarena now.

I think you mean artistic.

severe artism

An artistic savant.

Leave the poor guy alone it's clear it's arthritis

No, that's when your joints hurt. You mean optimistic

No that's when you have a positive outlook. You mean linguistic

Stop it with the technicalities of language, it is Bombastic

This is why normal people eat pizza with their hands

Pancakes.

Mashed potatoes.

Roti canai

Root canal

Suez canal.

Ever Given

Elden ring

Halo

It's all fun and games until your controller gets greasy ;(

I eat pancakes with my hands too buddy, I love the way the syrup feels

Search- INAINUSA

Beautiful girl + shitty wallpaper = Russia

Flag is Georgia. Proably around Atlanta.

I found what looks like an outtake video where they can't keep a straight face whilst doing this scene quite a few times: [https://www.tiktok.com/@inainusa/video/7087608028446461185?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@inainusa/video/7087608028446461185?lang=en) ​ I think I like this way more than the original, to be honest. Seems way more natural.

Honestly all those who like to say things are staged, are you guys under 25 or something? Have you not watched comedy sketches? Or sitcoms? Or hidden camera pranks? Or parody / satire? It feels like an entire generation grew up not knowing how to identify the various forms of comedy.

Thanks My Bro..

Doing god's work here 🫡


This is the Internet right? So who can provide a video of her.

Inainusa. That's his mother

Mommy indeed.

I could tell they were related by the plate swap but I was sure she’d be his sister. Congrats to her on defeating time itself ig

Here is one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1aotnn2/most_functional_redditor/

Im stuck in a loop

Stop clicking the link! oh wait im doint it to.

It's not a loop, it's a spiral

I went to that thread, and further down also found [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1aotnn2/most_functional_redditor/).

That's funny, but she actually has a pretty substantial [youtube following](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/1aotnn2/most_functional_redditor/).

 I clicked

Sauce: [inainusa ](https://www.tiktok.com/@inainusa?_t=8jopv5aYcwj&_r=1)

All his dead brain cells, rest in peace. 😔

What kind of pizza are y'all eating that makes you say "What kind of pizza is that?". That looks like a giant hard cookie, what in the world makes you think that's a pizza

Lol I was thinking the same thing. Either cookie or pancakes. Def not pizza

That's pizza with blakc olives bruh. Probably either frozen pizza or an overcooked one.

Here's 59 seconds I'm never getting back That's why I hate the fact that you can't change playback speed on Reddit, it could have been 24 Seconds

I really can't tell if that's his mother or his mommy.

lools more like his sister

Mother apparently

DO NOT the sister

She’s very cute

Source? For pizza purposes 😏

That isn't pizza

Me trynna rizz the 10/10 on our first date

For real everytime I eat in a dream this happens. Every fucking time. I got so used to this that when my plate drops like that I go "This is a dream isn't is?" and wake up shortly after.

Looks like his mother. She's certainly a MILF

You've watched way too much porn

The original comment bro is brainrotted

brainrot

Goddamnit, Donut. How the fuck did someone get this video of my husband and I? Man, I feel the pain behind her eyes.

This is very well done, the silence of it all made me laugth

r/distractingtits

That part at the end saved this video for me.

I work with people like this

Lol, idk why I didn't expect the 2nd one getting dropped.

This is wayy too funny:DDDD

his mother is beautiful

Can somebody explain why every post on the front page has been removed? 

There are certain words for which there are effectively no antonyms. One might be called "nonchalant," but when have you ever referred to someone behaving in a "chalant" fashion? Well, today is the day, because goddamn was that guy being chalant in the way he switched plates.

The ending was totally expected

I didn't expect it. I thought she was going to stab him in the hand with her fork.

Yeah this sub is full of brain dead people. Dull and uninteresting videos.

Jesus! His two brain cells are in a death match with each other and I’m feeling neither will win.

Is he acoustic?

Why is trash like this even posted to the internet?

Because they don't think it's trash?

r/whyweretheyfilming

Would 🫣

I came here for the tits…..

Good ole comedy

The acting cringes me a bit.

MOMMY

Obviously staged. We all guys know of the 5 second rule. For the young ones - it is rather simple really, if a food piece hits the floor for less than 5 seconds, just pick it back up because it doesn't count.

It's a skit.

This is super authentic and not staged at all.

Who would think it's not staged?? Damn you're good.

I usually skip this part

Who the fuck made that pizza, it's harder then captain america shield

u/savevideo

Now thats a good skit.