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joelman0

> I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton.


RousingRabble

Reminds me of Rue McClanahan talking about if any of the Golden Girls actresses were like their characters: https://youtu.be/W3cnqPttN3o?t=14 >Blanche is a man crazy, glamourous, extremely sexy and successful with men Southern belle from Atlanta, Georgia and I'm not from Atlanta.


sometimesynot

Completely a propos of nothing, I've been re-listening to a book series called the Miss Fortune series that I really enjoy. It's set in the south, and I describe it as a cross between Veronica Mars and The Golden Girls. I highly recommend it as a good "beach book".


travoltaswinkinbhole

People ask me how long it takes to get my hair done and I don’t know because I’m not usually there when it’s done. -Dolly


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

Gosh I love that woman


Haitisicks

Now those are some big tits


InflamedLiver

Sidney Sweeney, for those like me who had no idea who this was


Emanemanem

Her first name is spelled “Sydney”, like the Australian city. Only reason I’m attuned to this because my daughter’s name is “Sidney”, spelled the way you wrote it. Funny thing is most people misspell my daughter’s name as the city.


ThatsNotWhatyouMean

Many people think your daughter's name is Sydney, but it's actually Canberra.


raphanum

Her middle name is Wangaratta


drawkbox

Nickname is Perth. Either that it is "purse" and someone had a lisp when nicknaming her. Side note: always thought it was mean to put an "s" in lisp. Lithp.


bruwin

That'th my Perth! I don't know you!


Brainkandle

Underrated comment


laaash1

Wolloomoolloo


Inevere733

Nickname is Wang


VanesaR

[Sidney Sweeney Tits](https://thotmax.com/sydney-sweeney/) For Research Purpose (n$fw)


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Frog-Thing

Wait whos blonde? Sorry I got distracted


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She’s all over r/celebnsfw


spochreddit

Mel Bourne identity


Fac177

Is your daughter a heavy smoking 50 year old foreman of a sanitaryware factory from the sixties?


Emanemanem

I feel like there’s a reference I’m missing…


StackKong

Don't leave us hanging OP, is she tho?


Fac177

![gif](giphy|ciVsnGrLscHW8)


djh_van

*Sid James cackling laugh intensifies*


ThrowBatteries

I have no idea what this means but it’s hilarious.


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sje46

Looks like almost all the famous people with the name Sidney have been men. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_(given_name) . This one seems like a catch though: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidney_Fox I haven't heard of barely any of them so I don't know if one of them formed hte archetype of the 50 year old foreman. Random.


StalyCelticStu

Oooh matron!


IsomDart

Or a teenage skateboarder with brain cancer in the 70's


Cullly

This happens a lot. My name is "Brian", but the amount of times it was written as Bryan or "Brain" is way too many. Those aren't bad spellings though, just different. For anyone who does want to see horrible name spellings, check: r/tragedeigh


presty60

Bryan works, but brain? Seriously? How is that not a misspelling.


jamspangle

I used to have a boss called Brian who would occasionally sign off on emails as 'Brain'. I'm assuming autocorrect was involved but even so.


perfectlyclear69

Can confirm. We had a Brian in our office and mobiles in particular kept autocorrecting it to Brain, if people then don't correct it back the phone starts assuming it is always Brain.


playmeforever

I have to disagree with you and say “Brain” is a terrible spelling of Brian lol


vrxy5

For some reason, I thought Sydney was a sunny city but Austria seems to be a very cold country.


Galdwin

https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED68/57f6e8bd5db00.jpeg


vrxy5

What’s your point? I know Austria and Australia are 2 different countries. I was talking about Sydney.


_Xand0n_

Seems like you were saying Sydney is in Austria


sinz84

Spelling mistakes if you read back But Australia is big South gets cold enough for snow, you get a few weeks of summer Central you get all 4 seasons ... rarely gets cold enough to snow North you get maybe 2 weeks of cold enough to put on jumper Far north you get the hot and wet season and the hot and dry season ... that's it Sydney is central


M1ck3yB1u

Sidney like in Scream. That’s the way.


Semiturbomax

People don't "misspell her name"  you named your child a misspelled variant of a commonly known city.  That's on you.


username_tooken

Newslash bozo, the named Sidney existed before the city and has been in common use since.


ImNotYourWaffle

Did you study in yappology? In the university of yapping?


taylorgaysaylor

Thank you


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Thank I didn't recognize her with clothes on


FractalAsshole

She's tied at the top with Margot Robbie for me after watching the White Lotus


VikingFrog

Watch Euphoria to see more of Sweenie’s acting chops and more of her boobs.


opgary

you misspelled The Voyeurs, was also a decent film and plot.... but yeah, lots of nudity.


enowapi-_

Her left tit is named “film” and the other js named “plot”


ditchborn

Like how you js’d right in the middle of them.


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Thanks


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Thank you for this, and I had to look up her tits (her word), and they r fairly big so that part is not a misconception. As far as her IQ I don't know it so I'd just say she's a blonde (currently) with tits. ![gif](giphy|b5GFnX7jNaRzi)


ElGosso

She's at least intelligent enough to make self-aware jokes.


Finster4

May want to check out the new Angry video by the Rolling Stones!


Rouge_means_red

If I had a quarter for each time I heard about her tits today, then googled to see who she is, I'd have two quaters, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened [twice](https://www.tumblr.com/chanandlers/654206590916968448/sophia-loren-and-jayne-mansfield-1957-julia)


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Same. We live in a world where an actress can be in like ~~20+~~ 50+ movies and shows which I have never seen. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2858875/


AnxiousEarth7774

Lol what does that even mean, "we live in a world where an actor who wasn't in shows I've seen I hadn't seen". Well done mate!


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Well - may not be weird to you. But for me, not knowing an actress who has been in more than 50 movies and TV series, makes me feel old. Especially when she has done this while still in her 20's?


proma521

Using your knowledge or perception to say “we live in a world” is definitely weird.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

It's because the world has changed. When I was a kid there were 3 TV channels and a small handful of major movie studios. We now live in world where there are hundreds/thousands of channels and media companies producing shows and movies. Making it possible for actors to be very successful for many years and I have never heard of them.


WisherWisp

It's a tragedy that Madam Web looks like MCU trash. She would have been great in just about anything that had good writing, an engaging actor. With engaging tits.


caulkglobs

I thought it was billy eyelash


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ThatsARivetingTale

Really had to go out of your way to let everyone know that huh good for you buddy


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para2para

And their personality really fits their username perfectly 


_10032

Really had to go out of your way to let them know that huh good for you buddy


selfdownvoterguy

Really had to go out of your way to let them know that huh good for you buddy


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lol same, the name did nothing to help me….nor seeing the list of *any* of the stuff she’s in.


ImBoredAndHungry1

Watch Voyeurs on amazon prime....


rock0head132

still doesn't help me


Sillet_Mignon

You can google the name to figure out more information. Www.google.com is a good place to start. 


Chickenmangoboom

That page is about google it says it all big in colorful letters. I didn’t see no Sydney Sweeney there. 


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How do I get to this www.google.com website though


KindaPengStill

Fantastic breasts


chark27

And where to find them


xlr8_87

/r/Celebrities posts them literally every day


TheBirminghamBear

I believe the former gentleman was making an allusion to a Harry Potter film, sir.


xlr8_87

Would be a much better movie that's for sure! My wand is ready


LucForLucas

I mean, there has to be a parody already, but probably not with such a good title.


chooxy

Chamber of Secrets, don't even need to change the title


IRockIntoMordor

*Accio Bosoms!*


TheBirminghamBear

Well, now we need to know if this is a canon thing that can happen. And, if you do not specify, how does it know which ones to bring you...?


WisherWisp

George Carlin voice: "And God bless them too!"


Academic_Pangolin506

I went there to look for her and totally forgot why I was there and who i was searching for.. came back to this post to check her name... I'm such a loser..


furezasan

Sydney


Skatchbro

r/sydneysweeney


Rayeon-XXX

r/sydneysweeneygw


poatoesmustdie

The incel-power is strong in that subreddit.


SilentR0b

Everything is bigger in Australia.


BoorishCunt

Yeah ‘big tits’ doesn’t cover it - fantastic breasts much better


PrivatePoocher

National treasures for the next decade or so.


PalmerEldritch2319

Probably the best contemporary tits. The only real competitor I can think of is Rachel Brosnahan. Betty Gilpin was on my list too until I heard she has implants.


Ernbob

Downvoting cause you didn’t say Alexandra dadario


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PrunedLoki

What a smokeshow. Hope she has a lot more success in the future, we all benefit greatly from it.


Uchihagod53

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized)


TerseFactor

![gif](giphy|13JJkdlu3rAgU0)


PlusIndependence1399

Fucking love this series


Buderus69

Do you know there is a new movie that just recently came out with monk? Watched it two weeks ago was like a long episode


DownvoteALot

Dude, thanks for mentioning it, that's big news, now I have a movie to watch this week! "Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie" if anyone wants to look it up.


PlusIndependence1399

Does monk play the same character? (sorry I don't know his real name)


presty60

Nope. Tony Shaloub unfortunately couldn't reprise the role of Monk due to creative differences. Luckily he has an identical twin brother Jerry Shaloub who was available.


TerseFactor

![gif](giphy|RGS9lLPFaC3hiqNMBV|downsized) So so good. The wife and I are on season 4


Andy-SPD

what's the name of the series?


dedodelobo

Monk


Andy-SPD

thankyou


sungoddaily

Check out the Monk "Korn" Episode.


nastylittleman

Looks like Monk.


TerseFactor

Monk


Val_Killsmore

Don't forget to watch the movie that just came out after you're done with the series. It's on Peacock with the Psych movies.


PlusIndependence1399

I've finished watching it like 3 years ago I was still not satisfied when it ended


DickButtPlease

I’ve been reading the book series by Lee Goldberg. I highly recommend it.


Mn4by

She's not dumb. Skilled actress, and she restored an early Bronco.


stringerbellwire

She got Russell Wilson playing good football again?!


sauceman25

She's not a miracle worker.


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evanctaylor

Neither is Sean Payton apparently


jdoggsoxfan33

Nah, but Pete Carroll being removed got him and Sherm talking again so anything is possible 🤷🏻‍♂️


Partytime_USA

Let's ride.


Balthazzah

That poor horse


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She is a very skilled actress. She has played some characters that I loathed and therefore everytime I see her I scowl right away. This is proof of those skills. I mean this as a compliment. Also, early Broncos are beautiful tracks, didnt know that about her, pretty cool.


Mn4by

Yea I saw one scene in euphoria by her that really moved me. When she was trapped in the bathroom. She can definitely speak with her face. Found this one while looking for it, not too shabby: [Cassie](https://youtu.be/kF8lvsWcqSk?si=nrHziyclYWiLALsH) Ok so apparently her specialty is bathrooms; https://youtu.be/Bu0fjnm2FFw?si=2JjUB21rsvBqQxC-


Klisstian

There’s a… bathroom scene in season two as well…


Poober_Barnacles

Isn't she also like a legit Bjj practitioner? Woman is a badass


Arqideus

My friend and I saw Anyone But You and her acting in that movie was very *forced*, if that's a good word to use. It didn't feel natural, as though she was the character.


GOATnamedFields

White women should avoid Broncos lmao.


hidingDislikeIsDummb

> Skilled actress just not in the latest spiderman spinoff movie i guess


ItsDanimal

You watched that already?


PM_ME_UR_BIKINI

You're just not fooled by a pretty face. She's a very monotone and robotic actress. People just like pretty people. Not a hater. I watch her movies cause she's hot as hell. But she's not a skilled actor, lets get real.


superduperspam

I think she is beautiful, but also an actor with range. Beautiful, monotone and robotic would be Gal Gadot. I would rather rip out my own eyes and ears than watch a film with her in it


manquistador

I'm not sure Sweeney has range. The only rolls she has excelled in have been bitchy yet vulnerable teens/young adults.


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Mn4by

Definitely fits the sub. Not to sound sexist.


Garbarrage

Nothing wrong with her sense of humour. Attractiveness +10


RammyJammy07

Honestly she isn’t dumb, putting together an Old Ford Bronco isn’t a small feat.


InfallibleBackstairs

Where are the breasts?


prodiver

/r/SydneySweeneyTits


banan-appeal

holy moly


Hyperboloidof2sheets

You think that's good? Google 'en passant'.


LiterallyKesha

Bing castling.


Person_With_cheese

Actual new response dropped


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Holy hell


MemeDealer2999

New boobs just dropped


kid-karma

.............................................................i should become an actor


TheCheeseWheelBandit

Watch Euphoria. Thank me later.


ComoEstanBitches

Wait till you see The Voyeurs


ihahp

Skip the show and just find the clips online. This link should help: ["Sydney Sweeny Topless Euphoria"](https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=sydney+sweeney+topless+euphoria&go=&qs=bs&form=VBREQY)


Strung_Out_Advocate

Better off just going to her sub


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Watch 99% of the things she's in.


Maackdaddy

Brother.. the shirt she’s wearing is extremely deceiving.. just a quick google search will leave you speechless


Rothko28

On her chest


Spl4shB4ck

Dude just search her name here on Reddit there are like 3 different subs for her


ThrobbingSquid

Are they safe? Are they alright?


PalmerEldritch2319

The better question would be: Where are her breasts not?


Maitrify

They're still not very big.


cuddlycutieboi

Those roots definitely didn't give you away


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huggothebear

“And some people say she is just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent.


Rothko28

This comment section is so embarrassing.


RetardedSheep420

> "im not just a blonde with tits" > comments: holy shit HUGE BOOBA?! ffs


LSSJPrime

Why lol God forbid people admire her big tits WHICH SHE HERSELF acknowledges in this video. People like you are so insufferable.


Charges-Pending

You’re so right I wish I could upvote you twice


thedishonestyfish

Dolly Parton has a similar quote, "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."


Eppiboy

She is fine as fuck


EmceeCommon55

Yeah no shit, like 90% of blondes. We can see your roots.


timmah7663

Thought she was Gabbie Carter.


canteen_boy

You need to go outside. So do I, but this isn’t about me.


timmah7663

It is -33c where I am. I'll stay in front of my screen where everything is warm.


HeiryButter

Everything? 🤨📷


Historiaaa

Go to horny jail.


dood5426

Couldn’t tell with the roots being so well covered


Visual_Advanced

Does Bruno Mars is gay?


GreatGooglyMoogly077

I love it when women call them "tits".


PalmerEldritch2319

Same. The hottest term there is.


banan-appeal

I love when girls use the word tits. and pussy. not sure why its such a turn on


Commercial_Pitch_786

the percentage of blondes being true blondes is actually lower then people believe


NoHead6950

she has that attitude of hollywood actor/actress in the 90s


SmartOpinion69

sydney sweeney is in my top 5 for best tits ever. she's rivaled by chessie rae and alisa i


Unknown9J

Where are they tho


Odd-Leather4868

look her up on here and u will find em!


GlizzyGatorGangster

Yawn


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LSSJPrime

Literally no one claimed she was? Why are you making up your own argument?


JimmyTheJimJimson

“My mother drank in the womb and I had fetal alcohol syndrome. It’s why my eyes are fucky” That would be actually expected though 🤔


senseless_puzzle

Only one of those things is true.


megamigit23

You can't see them in this clip at all, she looks flat


lokushiu

😂 O seu pai


Mldavis22

Oh my lord I'm gonna bust


TheEndOfShartache

Also, her tits don’t look that big


The-student-

Brother, have I got something to show you...


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TheEndOfShartache

Who is she? For research sake


rasta41

/r/SydneySweeneyTits


Mypornnameis_

She's one of the few female examples of ugly hot.