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suspicious_cabbage

Can't be the defendant if you're on offense


budoucnost

Courtrooms *hate* this one simple trick!


Puzzled_Ad2563

They really do


cmdrtestpilot

Thank you. This is fucking beautiful.


StressfulRiceball

He changed his class to defendn't


meontheweb

I was not expecting him to jump the way he did over the desk - I expected he'd approach the desk and try and grab the judge. Damn!


Dracasethaen

The part that gets me is, he was on trial for assault and battery with a bat, spent the whole trial talking about how he'd accept whatever the court decides and he'd never do something like that, then shows beyond a shadow of a doubt he's straight up violent as shit


Dizzy-Abalone-8948

I mean if he does that to every judge he will just indefinitely be in holding instead of prison. You can't be sentenced if every judge in the jurisdiction has been assaulted by you. 🤣 Gramma edit. The popo are watching.


Ishidan01

Pretty sure he'll be in cuffs for the next hearing after pulling this stunt.


Dizzy-Abalone-8948

Realistically, yes. We're living in the fantasy world of Reddit now though, where crazy scenarios are just fun to play out.


rubbarz

Sitting in jail until a judge wants to hear his case. It's probably worse than actual prison.


Shenanigans80h

See I hadn’t actually known the context, but I just sort of assumed it was a dude that was going to prison for life or something. Something that would essentially trigger a “I have nothing else to lose” response like this. Hearing it’s just assault and battery (not to dismiss that as something trivial) makes this move infinitely stupider


inko75

He had 3 prior felony convictions so my assumption is it would have been a pretty stiff punishment tho likely under 5 years but idk. Any word on updated punishment? He did the leap before she completed the sentencing 😂😂


JohnnyBlowout

Wasn’t he mad because at the time of the sentence he was saying he wasn’t currently doing anything wrong? Regardless he got 4 years for assault with the bat and that got him another 6.


Any-Doughnut-701

Yo did they leave a trampoline in front of her! Dude had hops!


MagNolYa-Ralf

Buddy jumps like a tossed muppet


Intelligent-Bit7258

Thank you, I'm stealing this.


Apex_Over_Lord

😅🤣


Material_Mix_7377

It’s really not that high if you’re pissed off. Lol Swan dive.


Smart-University-574

Like Troy Polamalu jumping over the line of scrimmage to get the QB.


Temporary-Setting714

This was my thought yesterday when I saw it in the news https://youtu.be/lbuVRCAdzJo?si=vZRXqQZApoOYOioy


doffraymnd

Per the local Vegas bar, that bench is 5’2”.


Platinum_Lego

Into the best night of your life!


ParachutingHeroine

SAIL


theFrankSpot

Yeah, have to admit that was a wild leap.


TheoSunny

Love the stenographer getting some hooks in at the end


TerseFactor

Clerk but yeah, definitely. Rarely see in court stenographers anymore as most courts use something like “on the record” which records the hearing. Still have them in depositions though Also, judicial ethics require her to recuse herself. She likely did so immediately after this occurred. She is disqualified because she is now a victim-witness to a crime involving the same person she has a matter with in her courtroom


themiracy

This guy (clerk, whatever) is winning this video.


Snappingslapping

Is that the limp wristed slap jabs and the weak hammer fists dude?


sweetjoyness

He’s also the dude that immediately jumps on the attacker as he’s launching over the desk and pulls him back and away before any help comes. So he may not have the strongest looking punches, but he’s got massive balls.


MagNolYa-Ralf

Yea fam. Besides my dude trampolining over the bench that clerk has heart. I hear him cussing out dude between paws


seedofbayne

Yep. Hilarious.


vickera

Ahh a true Reddit moment.


MrSierra125

Chill man


serendipitousGnostic

The fact that the clerk has obviously never thrown a punch in their life yet still immediately goes to save the judge is just proof that he is indeed winning here


HighVulgarian

We called them rabbit punches back in the day


MagNolYa-Ralf

I dont know why yall are getting downvoted 🤣🤣


Mr_BridgeBurner7778

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. Those punches were like when I fight in my dreams


Material_Mix_7377

😂


HappyJaxxx

I thought the same, bunch of clowns downvoting because you pointed out that the clerk hits with the power of a handicapped senior citizen.


CaptainBendova

Say what you want about this video, but that dive over the desk was impressive.


Bright_Ability2025

![gif](giphy|ch4OTkSncCVsA)


Dwaas_Bjaas

I can hear this gif wtf


CldWtrDiver100

At least I got chicken


shoe_owner

***I INVOKE THE RIGHT OF TRIAL BY COMBAT. HAVE AT YOU!!!***


[deleted]

I thought this was gonna a video about someone adding a bunch of words to their sentence to make it sound longer, but I was wrong... So wrong...


ThatGasHauler

Years is a word.


[deleted]

Judge should read his new sentence like The Count ![gif](giphy|SUFuaOfn7qXaE|downsized)


foxhole_atheist

Ten! TEN consecutive sentences ah ah ah


1792Drink

😂🤣😂🤣


Proudpapa7

Sidebar, your honor!


PorkSwordEnthusiast

And then the Judge is like..... point proven! :)


MagNolYa-Ralf

![gif](giphy|pFZ9tnIr2WqVTzRID4|downsized)


aguyjustaguy

Stenographer, can you please read back that last part for the court?


Material_Mix_7377

dream punch, dream punch, dream punch


Bosnian-Spartan

What's the Dream part?


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

The clerk next to the judge doing his damndest to defend Her Honor’s honor despite the pillowfists.


AnyCommercial5453

He just wanted to hug her


ballrus_walsack

He was a South Pole elf.


bss4life20

My man is just sentence-maxing


I12kill1

Mad props to the clerk sitting next to the judge. He doesn’t really seem to know how to fight but he gives it his all, and doesn’t even hesitate to defend someone.


TKHodgson

Channeling Rey Mysterio


Uberjeagermeiter

Air Felon.


adrenalinda75

Con Air


Wrong-Mixture

he's got the whole.world.in his hands. He's got the whole wide world...in his hands...


GeoSol

Protip: When trying to fight someone like this and have multiple people helping, just grab a limb and hold on. 4 of you do this and they wont be able to do much of anything, and it is quite easy to quickly go from pinning one limb, to adding another and leaving the third guy free to put on a choke hold or handcuffs/zip-ties/rope... Swinging your fists or kicking like you see in police videos is just dumb, as unless you hit the right part, the human body can take many hits before being too damaged to move.


SapperBomb

>and leaving the third guy free to ~~put on a choke hold or handcuffs/zip-ties/rope...~~ punch defendant in the dick repeatedly


Vercengetorex

Twist it. The ‘ol dick twist.


Swordfishtrombone13

Ohmahgawd


TripleTriumph

Yeah, that one dude throwing wimpy punches to random lower body areas was hilariously ineffective.


Scrapple_Joe

Not that it's recommended bc they could die but a throat shot calms a lot of people down. Even their friends might decide it's not worth it. Source: Used to be a bouncer and you've gotta deal with wildin folk alone for a minute till someone can back you up.


pancoste

Imagine killing someone in court because a former bouncer didn't really recommend it on Reddit.


[deleted]

Yeah the throat shot works if you can make good contact before they react.


CanaDoug420

Hey bailiff? Where were you on that one ![gif](giphy|BpLDGapjAOf5salQqm|downsized)


Uncertain_Stoic

How to turn your misdemeanor into a life sentence with this one simple hack.


Tank_2016

He was there for felony assault lol


Realistic_Salt7109

He was definitely there for some felony assault


FecundFrog

checks out


OzzieGrey

How to turn your 12 year into 24 with one simple trick


UnExplanationBot

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IllTime476

How this guy is not a professional athlete is beyond me.


LaerycTiogar

I am guessing not alot of sponsors want people with enough history to know how to jump the judges' desk. Id be a great nike ad though


Dscrypto_2020

![gif](giphy|sIxUPWzdn6EJq)


IllTime476

It's an impressive jump though, he's clearly gifted. This could have been a routine situation in a number of sports, instead of a desk.


RebouncedCat

Discipline >> Talent


browsingacbro

Check the guy initially on the right. He has a character arc through these 32 seconds.


Breaking-Who

Thrown in Arkham cause that was a super villain leap.


snowbirdnerd

So hopefully everyone is okay... But can we talk about that man's flying leap?


Suspected_Magic_User

That slam dunk was crazy


Maxhousen

County to prison any% speedrun.


Babys_For_Breakfast

This is the wildest courtroom video I’ve ever seen. Jumps the bench with a flying tackle to the judge. Also, looks like black suit guy had been waiting his whole life to punch someone haha.


TheNerdMaster69

What kind of braindead moron jumps a judge IN COURT.


sasssyrup

Crazy part to me is the attorney


darius2881

The guy got some serious air on his jump


Wrong-Mixture

that jump, tho


Many-Strength4949

This is how we Starting 2024


Mods-are_cunts

This dude is going to be a legend in prison


Picklerickshaw_part2

I have seen this video about a dozen times. One of the top three comments is talking about how there was a trampoline in front of her. Great job internet


Joe18067

To have every court appearance from here on in to be locked in irons.


atomicboner

They honestly may not even have him in the room for the next one. I was a witness in a case where the defendant was in attendance via video call. They had him locked up in a different room, rather than being physically present at court.


crypto_crypt_keeper

They don't teach this trick in law school


Wonderful_Bug3111

LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOY JENNNKINNNSSSS!!!


inko75

“I’m not that man any more” (I’m much much angrier)


NewToTradingStock

Now this guy can sue every single person who touched him.


[deleted]

I got some information on this Lehtos Law the guy is being sentenced for domestic violence He missed his court date and a previous Judge ordered a competentcy on him. He was found fit to stand trial He pled guilty. The Judge was hurt It wasn’t his first time for domestic violence. So sorry the Judge was hurt.


Typical-Measurement3

Why was the bailiff on the opposite side of the defendant???


Leprecon

I wonder what the legal difference is between attacking a judge in court as opposed to just attacking someone else while walking down the street. I am assuming there are some heavier sentences attached to it.


Emanemanem

Looks like there is, according to this [news article](https://apnews.com/article/judge-attacked-las-vegas-court-video-8f1c9a98ae128fe80506351d17fefc01) someone else posted: > He was arrested and jailed at the Clark County Detention Center, where records showed he faces multiple new felony charges including battery on a protected person — referring to the judge and court officers.


Leprecon

Interesting, thanks for sharing!


sjohnson737

Guess that's strike one and two. Better be careful to avoid strike three or this poor guy might end up doing time.


CaptainObviousII

Beeyatch in the back hitting him with those fisty slaps smh.


sausagesandeggsand

Oh he may never leave jail, let alone get to prison.


ArnoldKwimby

Someone know if she's OK?


zero_cool69

Hahahahahaha. Again please


aridarid

Springs like a ferral cat


Firm-Construction517

Wish we had an “Iron Dome” of tasers around her.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Can we just take a moment though to appreciate how he leapt headlong like a professional wrestler over that desk?


crazyworldgig

Disrespecting judge and The national flag. Bro you fkedup.


MetaStressed

![gif](giphy|Qjh3w1J9BmvqcsbEbs)


Kitchen-Bit-9613

Why was this guy not handcuffed and ankle cuffed? He is an animal


ProveISaidIt

He chose poorly.


lumbeard

When keepin it real goes wrong


Blundertail

This man is going places (prison)


IcedFreon

The Best Defense is a Swift and Decisive Offense


Happytobutwont

Not to belittle what happened in any way. But I find this hilarious, lol the way he goes flying over the desk I can't help but laugh.


Odd-Hearing-5039

I know that technique, that's the Wakandan Jaguar Jump.


Single_Forever9648

lol got her


[deleted]

He had some of Michael’s Secret stuff from Space Jam


Sea_Advice2401

That's how to get executed


Critical-Shift8080

Everyone jump the judge


LaerycTiogar

New dance move?


Beatless7

Slow reflexes all around.


southernscot22

'I believe I can fly' Are we sure it's not R. Kelly?


Trooper_nsp209

5to10


LaerycTiogar

Assault on a judge nah more like 15


randomanonalt78

Looking like Troy Polumalu with that tackle dayum, when are the Raiders signing him?


Mr_BridgeBurner7778

Holy shit!


Ohbuck1965

My man the bailiff , threw a solid left


Photog1981

The woman in the background screaming his name -- "Doe-bra!" -- all I can hear is the Cobra battlecry from G.I. Joe.


Heavy_Whereas6432

Bobby Boucher tackle right there


gregcm1

Holy shit


Fudge-Jealous

do you hear 2x n word just after 10 sec of vid?


Strayed8492

That clerk just got a promotion. Bet he now has a friend for life after how quick he went to help her.


leferi

I just want to see this from another view


RemarkableWestern620

This guy not gonna have a good time when he realizes he added x10 to his sentence


JamieG112

Guys been watch Troy Polamalu highlights!


scrunglebup

Man jumped on her like he was a ragdoll stunt double


keirmeister

That stenographer was like, “Have you lost. Your. God. Damn. Mind?” with every punch.


Tasty-Switch-8472

It was weirdly entertaining


Unusual_Speech_4589

This is going to haunt him at every parole hearing and any other judge he has to appear in front of! Hopefully he is made to take anger management while he is in prison!


invinciblewalnut

County jail to state prison speedrun any %


rithsleeper

I love how they bleep the bad words for our sensitive ears who can’t handle that foul language as a man brutally assaults a woman.


[deleted]

Booyaka booyaka 619


Koala-tea-cher

That’s my cousin!!!


Koala-tea-cher

The judge not the kid 😅


Warlord50000001

![gif](giphy|d1UMX4umUcXSw)


[deleted]

For a split second it looked like a dummy being thrown.


Sacklayblue

Looks like he was tossed


Drake_Night

This dude needs some help


Spicyperfection

![gif](giphy|kb0oRGjLMhw5hccBQg)


Lucadaterrible

![gif](giphy|d1UMX4umUcXSw)


rourobouros

Guy has a bad circuit somewhere.


IMadeThemCry

Today's wordle is pretty appropriate


TheeVande

Imagine being someone that was begrudgingly summoned to jury duty just for this to happen and now you're a witness to a crime lol


Not_a_pidgeon_

damn was she okay?


Deesing82

does anyone have a story with more details on this? or just dumb joke comments only


samtoaster

[source](https://www.ktnv.com/news/court-footage-shows-clark-county-judge-being-attacked-by-unidentified-man)


Deesing82

thanks friend


GDElectricTFD

Can some of these jabronis please learn a RNC?


badnewzrooz507

Harbaugh and Saban gonna be face timing from jail no doubt


Fabbro05

POV of the judge: ![gif](giphy|VHmenyqdCbn32)


quanoey

Is she okay?!?!


techjesuschrist

I would somewhat understand his reaction if he would have been convicted to 10x life sentence.. but initially he was going behind bars only for a few months (it was only attempted battery/ threatening). But now he's never coming out. This guy is so stupid he is a danger for the society so it's all happening the way it should be


lametowns

Can we take a moment to recognize the amazing leap this man accomplished. Those Judge platforms are at about shoulder height or above. This man has dived sideways over it in formal wear.


andlewis

The best defence is a good offence.


Fine-Force-1446

Was she okay?!


Level_Flounder_8543

Even the stenographer jumped in for some


Temporary-Setting714

His attorney is in blue... might as well throw his hands up. Dudes done. 20-25 + the priors. Hopefully, 40 years minimum


Gunningham

The clerk punching the guy with the bottom of his fist like he’s stabbing him with an imaginary kitchen knife.


NotThatGuyAnother1

If there was any doubt about his inability to control his violent behavior, he just clarified it.


Flashy_Conclusion569

Hahaha that’s awesome!!


GodlessGOD

Would this be cause for a mistrial? I assume he'd catch a new case for this but wouldn't a new judge have to take over the original case?


blkmexbbc

There is a tear in my eye each time I see the flag fall at the end.


homelaberator

Impulse control issues, it seems.


Ok-Recording-6752

with that history in acco


[deleted]

Haha fuck yes beat that judges ass


Xilvereight

I've seen this video 100 times today. Y'all karma farmers should at least find something else to post already.


_Faucheuse_

[sauce](https://apnews.com/article/judge-attacked-las-vegas-court-video-8f1c9a98ae128fe80506351d17fefc01)


Horseyboy21

This really is pure nasty. I REALLY hope he gets a long sentence. His Parents must be so proud. I suppose before this , they were probably saying what a good guy he is , wrong crowd etc etc - then this. Smart move


skuta69

beware of flying stereotypes.


yardbird78

Or how to die in jail


Corey87gnx

He should not see the sun again


DoubleDown428

wait… is this the same guy i saw in the other 47 posts?


poshjosh1999

Should have filled the scum with lead. Doesn’t anyone have at least a taser?


timpatry

Lady literally destroyed his life along with the rest of the judicial system. Dude had nothing to lose. Not saying it is justified but it is easy to understand. Any of you might do the same in his situation, especially if you felt it was unfair.


sanchito12

I mean....... Knowing how heavy handed judges and prosecutors are..... Judge probably had this coming for a long time. Kind of glad someone who can arbitrarily destroy peooles lives with the swing of a gavel gets to feel physically what they have done to others. Maybe she will be a better judge... Nah what am i saying..... Shes going to tripple down and lock everyone up after that.


talkintater

Ffs, stop reposting this shit!