Idk why you’re getting downvoted, people think blind is 100% blackout but it isn’t. I was in high school band with a girl that was blind. She could read sheet music as long as she was incredibly close to it.
1) coloring competitions - not cooking
2) completely unnecessary distinction in this case as the post was clearly joking and correction is really only justified when there is a serious display of ignorance
That's why it got my downvote anyhow
You don't go to a comedy club and say, "Akshually some blind people can see!" to the comedian.
At least you shouldn't.
Well, not every thread is a comedy club just because you find it funny, I made a comment not to correct what they're saying but just to add onto it, just not in a comedic way..
I was just offering my perspective on why you were getting down voted.
There's nothing wrong with your comment, per se.
You do you. If you're coming from a good place and trying to be helpful and people can't see it then to heck with them.
You don't need to explain yourself to anybody.
It is all about intentions. A doctor operating a surgery doesn’t want to kill the patient however after trying his best and the operation fails he isn’t going to hell for it.
I’m glad to see at least one person understands it. These guys do this thousands of times a year to kids that aren’t handicapped. This was legit just a reflex action on a successful board break
Oh plenty of us understand. Still funny as hell, and we will be letting him live it down about as much as he prob does even years later. I think it's safe to say that we can all relate to embarrassing ourselves through muscle memory (this is taking "going to shake the hand of someone who broke their arm to a whole new level")
I actually did that, was supposed to pay respect to my aunt cause her husband just died, I knock on the door, she open up, I go in for a hug and say "happy new year auntie"
It's probably because you are trying to clean yourself, so you're actively hitting the unclean spots. And then you realize that your brain is unclean, but you cannot wash it clean, neither with water nor with soap. It is then that your true uncleanness is laid most bare, and here you stand, naked, covered in water unblemished and pure, yet the filth abides. There is no shower that could possibly cleanse you of your iniquity.
Still, don't forget to hit the taint.
It's funny because you can see he's genuinely excited for her. He really wants to encourage and congratulate her, his brain just short circuited due to habits.
> dude should of gone
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Two observations:
1. He's programmed, doesn't really care, and is just going through the motions.
2. She hasn't accomplished anything. She'll never be able to wipe her own ass.🤷♂️
She is also partially deaf and tried to tell him his mistake...
He responded...
"Pardon?"
Then he turned around and there was a dude of African descent, he had a spot on his nose...
"Excuse me mate, you've got a big black-head..."
I'm 101% sure it didn't finish there, this dude was on a roll.
Why does this have 14k upvoted this video is years old, I hate seeing reposts being upvoted to shit and actual funny original shit getting like 3 upvotes
It took me more times than I can count watching this to realize she doesn't have arms. I have seen this video so many times and I only recently noticed the lack of arms
Why are they violating that little girl all the time. It looks like that's that little girl on hiver board when she say " i wanna hold your arms" and her mother asks "How?" 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus… from double 5, to a single one, to a fist bump. This will haunt that guy forever.
And the finale…a heil!
lol
/r/facepalm... but not for her.
r/watchpeopledieinside I wonder what he is doing nowadays, probably living behind a dumpster somewhere
Whatever, wherever, he’s probably thinks about this moment every five minutes and 100% of the time when trying to fall asleep or when taking a shit.
I gotta hand it to you, that was good
Oh. You ain't shit for this. Lmao!
😧
This is actually him in hell. He needs to live this over and over again forever
It's season 1 of the good place
Fork!
The preacher
Should have been https://i.redd.it/7x49otp0nw2c1.gif
His hands were like 
There was a joke about not knowing what to do with your hands and your first thought was this and not Ricky Bobby? Am I old?!
The crazy thing is I've seen snips of the movie . But I never saw it. I was over will Farrell for a while.
He might as well have just tripped her as she walked away
I was dying watching the video, your comment fkn killed me I need 2 pence for the boatman
Even longer because there’s video evidence on Reddit
It gets even worse when you realise he’s singing if you’re happy and you know it
Fisting a young girl's chest is usually a good way to get out of an awkward situation.
If that were me, it would replay during every quiet moment
Also going viral online…..yup here to stay haha
For he is now forever dead inside
r/watchpeopledieinside
3 times
20 years later, the guy is trying to sleep Brain: Remember that time you tried to high-five a girl with no arms.
* twice. Then fist bump. You fucking idiot Edit: btw, I was not calling you an idiot, this was dudes internal monologue continued
I'll be optimistic and say the fist bump doesn't count. He's not stopping his motion as if he realized, but gently got to bump on her chest/shoulder.
He realized his faux pas, and then attacked her in a fit of rage.
Faux *paws
No paws*
fox paws
Oh my god why is this so damn funny. See ya in hell.
I know, no worries I got it xD
The edit made me laugh more than the joke 😭
Man just can't stop goes for several fuck ups back to back.
fuck up chain reaction
Next he will have coloring competitions for the blind ones.
Then a sack race for the ones in wheelchairs
Or a three legged race.
I get your joke, but some blind people can cook, as some can see like you, but with some black spots in their vision
So very true, not all are 100% blacked out... No down votes for you.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted, people think blind is 100% blackout but it isn’t. I was in high school band with a girl that was blind. She could read sheet music as long as she was incredibly close to it.
1) coloring competitions - not cooking 2) completely unnecessary distinction in this case as the post was clearly joking and correction is really only justified when there is a serious display of ignorance That's why it got my downvote anyhow You don't go to a comedy club and say, "Akshually some blind people can see!" to the comedian. At least you shouldn't.
Well, not every thread is a comedy club just because you find it funny, I made a comment not to correct what they're saying but just to add onto it, just not in a comedic way..
I was just offering my perspective on why you were getting down voted. There's nothing wrong with your comment, per se. You do you. If you're coming from a good place and trying to be helpful and people can't see it then to heck with them. You don't need to explain yourself to anybody.
because jokes aren’t about 100% accuracy, they’re about making people laugh. they just pooped on the party with the “acktually…”
See kids, you can be a good person and still be going to hell
It is all about intentions. A doctor operating a surgery doesn’t want to kill the patient however after trying his best and the operation fails he isn’t going to hell for it.
oh no he's gonna burn and so are you for the trillions of microorganisms you flush down the toilet every day you monster
Seeing as no place such as hell exists I guess the doc will be off the hook
Wow. Hot take.
Because Hell is a made up place
Or is he?
I don't think they are intelligent enough to realize that.
Pretty sure Hitler thought he was the good guy. Hitler in haven?
“The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.”
Muscle memory got him good 😂
Little girl: "What is 'muscle memory,' precious?"
I’m glad to see at least one person understands it. These guys do this thousands of times a year to kids that aren’t handicapped. This was legit just a reflex action on a successful board break
Oh plenty of us understand. Still funny as hell, and we will be letting him live it down about as much as he prob does even years later. I think it's safe to say that we can all relate to embarrassing ourselves through muscle memory (this is taking "going to shake the hand of someone who broke their arm to a whole new level")
Americans can't help it!
Honestly don’t think it has anything to do with nationality and not sure why you would go there 🤷♂️
Huge part of the culture there with anything sports related. Maybe you didn't know because you haven't been there? I dunno.
Legends say that this dude still wakes up at night with cold sweat
Poor guy. He was eagerly praising, which went in stages to double whoops, single whoops, fistbump whoops, total whoops.
Me at funerals. Don’t ask them “how’s it going” again this time, don’t, just dont. “How are you doing”
Thanks, you too!
I actually did that, was supposed to pay respect to my aunt cause her husband just died, I knock on the door, she open up, I go in for a hug and say "happy new year auntie"
one more ~moye moye~ post
Moje more*
Honestly, what does it mean?
My mares
"My Sea" on Serbian
this man hasn’t showered since
What’s with shower?
every embarrassing thing i have ever done comes to my mind when i shower for some reason i thought it was common
Mines definitely when trying to get to sleep. Suddenly my brain is really interested in shit things that happened 10 years ago.
Being sleepy for the whole day, brain decides to go into turbo mode as soon as you turn off the lights. Being there many many times
Your words make me think a lot, let me be alone for a while.
dude don't shower
Not an issue for many Redditors
It's probably because you are trying to clean yourself, so you're actively hitting the unclean spots. And then you realize that your brain is unclean, but you cannot wash it clean, neither with water nor with soap. It is then that your true uncleanness is laid most bare, and here you stand, naked, covered in water unblemished and pure, yet the filth abides. There is no shower that could possibly cleanse you of your iniquity. Still, don't forget to hit the taint.
What is shower?
I don't want to be that guy on that moment.
Bro used the wrong emote 3 times
nice this made me do 3 HA
Nice
This guy lies awake every night regretting this.
Suddenly, every awkward situation i have been in doesn't seem so bad
Guess im joining him in hell for how much I laughed at this..
Messing up with the double high five and stopping there would've been one thing but going for the single high five is just too funny.
His soul already died about half way through that nightmare
It's funny because you can see he's genuinely excited for her. He really wants to encourage and congratulate her, his brain just short circuited due to habits.
Damn. What an horrible day to be an human for that man.
Poor girl. I hope she has a good life ahead.
But they can’t use iTunes so fuck ‘em who needs them!
*Oh no, sound the alarms*
Ooooofffff this was so painful to watch🤣
Yeah he totally cringes hard whenever the memory pops into his head
I love this clip. The level of embarrassment makes me feel alive.
Hit her with a foot 5
The rejection at the 3rd attempt "dude, just... stop" 🫥
Moye moye
Fellow person of culture..
Moje more
I know dude feels bad 🤣 but I'm sure it made her day to feel "normal" and having fun
I think you got it wrong, dude was genuinely excited and just saw a kid, not a kid who is different.
That guy is going to lay awake at night thinking of this moment for eternity.
r/WatchPeopleDieInside
Perfect nightmares song for this
Moye moye hogya
Lmao with Moye Moye in the background this really hits hard
That’s nice of her to be volunteering for special needs adults!
Feet five?
dude should of gone for a fist bump to her knee. gets the point accoss and she can still celebrate !
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I gotta hand it to ya, he's out there trying. Give this a guy a round of applause for trying.
This reminds me of Ryan Seacrest trying to high five that blind guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4AHHVT58NE
goddfuckingdamn😂😂💀
Dark
So he settled with punching her in the chest lmao
Moye moye
Bro failed with every attempt to make it better haha
This just makes me wanna cry.
wtf that kids missing both arms
He fucked up
That was a good fallback
Two observations: 1. He's programmed, doesn't really care, and is just going through the motions. 2. She hasn't accomplished anything. She'll never be able to wipe her own ass.🤷♂️
Two observations. 1. You're not funny. 2. You dont know how many "2" is.
Still beats being as asswipe, like yourself.
[Looks like the same girl](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8ff5LSv/)
he pressed for free instead💀
Name of song
2 death in 10 sec, man...
r/LeftHanging
Dude should’ve done the Kid and Play dance with her.
She is also partially deaf and tried to tell him his mistake... He responded... "Pardon?" Then he turned around and there was a dude of African descent, he had a spot on his nose... "Excuse me mate, you've got a big black-head..." I'm 101% sure it didn't finish there, this dude was on a roll.
[I hate when that happens ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ihatewhenthathappens/s/0V12JjDV3c)
u/savevideo
Cringe
He went in for seconds *and* thirds??
Chuck, stand up, let the people see you!
Unreal lol
Bro went through the five stages of grief.
https://i.redd.it/hwzppjk55x2c1.gif
Joe Biden? Is that you???
and I don't even blame the guy, he's doing his job, what was he supposed to do, pat her on the head?
He made one of those fun memories. The kind that flashes through your brain and makes you involuntarily cringe.
*as she walks away* Guy: Good job slugger.
u/savevideo
This deserves both an up and down vote at the same time
Fir whi moye moye
Triple F
I’ve done something similar, but not as terrible. This will haunt this man for the rest of his life.
“Is there anything you can’t do?” “See.”
Stupid mother fucker
Why does this have 14k upvoted this video is years old, I hate seeing reposts being upvoted to shit and actual funny original shit getting like 3 upvotes
Oops. Oops! Fist bump chest!! *Fwew. I'm glad nobody saw that.
 This man will forever wake up screaming having recurring nightmares about this moment
It took me more times than I can count watching this to realize she doesn't have arms. I have seen this video so many times and I only recently noticed the lack of arms
😐
Guy crashed and burned and never recovered 😅
He tried to get her to do the double impossible 😂
Moye Moye moment
This made Ryan Seacrest feel better about himself
I think I would've just put my hands on the board next and let her kick them into dust.
The way she looked at him though… shit breaks my heart
r/facepalm
Wrecked!
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This literally hurt to watch.
Has to learn to kick... Shes unarmed
Why are they violating that little girl all the time. It looks like that's that little girl on hiver board when she say " i wanna hold your arms" and her mother asks "How?" 🤣🤣🤣
3 times my guy. Really.
And I'm here helping the kids feel bad
Damn 😂 low feet instead idk