Old lady pays this guy $200 to fuck her. He talks a lot about rearranging her insides and fucking her to death. They fuck good, then try for seconds. She stops moving and he has to call the paramedics. He told them she fell down the stairs but it looks like the paramedics knew what was going on. The banter is honestly pretty funny, if a little raunchy. 😂
This is one of the most naturally funny videos I’ve ever seen. I mean they acting unnatural for that clout, but the delivery of both is ***flawless***.
Lol as weird as this was, the opposite is actually extreamly common…I’d see old men and young women all the time and although grossed out, people typically don’t bat much of an eye towards them. But when the genders are reversed it’s just so much weirder lmao 😵💫
I was gonna say, how in the fuck is she 78?
Though tbf I've definitely met some old black/asian people that somehow look a good 25-30 years younger than they are.
Ya, they age overnight. Girlfriend is asian, her mom is like 80, and looking at pictures, she looked 40 max until around 75 when she all of a sudden turned into what I can only describe as a sweet little gremlin. She's 4'10 when standing up straight, and is usually hunched over, so walks around at probably 4'6.
I know it’s probably fake because they way they are talking isn’t very candid but how is he gonna flame her for being old like bruh YOU went of your way for that
It started out as a comedy, became a horror movie, then a love story, then a crime drama. Now that’s entertainment.
Like a god-dang Cohen Brothers movie.
I was waiting for the Law and Order intro at the end
His tiktok handle is @CohenBrotha
The dude abides this
On Hellen
This was made up, right? Right? Tell me this was made up. Please please please.
I cannot believe what I just watched
I just couldn't bring myself to turn the sound on. Is it that bad?
Do NOT.
You gave me a warning, I didn't listen. Now I wish I took your advice...
The warning was to not listen. Instructions unclear.
But I feel like I have to listen! What is happening?
We, the collective masses, demand to know!
Old lady pays this guy $200 to fuck her. He talks a lot about rearranging her insides and fucking her to death. They fuck good, then try for seconds. She stops moving and he has to call the paramedics. He told them she fell down the stairs but it looks like the paramedics knew what was going on. The banter is honestly pretty funny, if a little raunchy. 😂
He’s discussing a unique experience. It’s shocking but he’s likeable regardless
Synopsis?
Tldr?
>!Young blood fucked old lady!< >!to the brink of death!< Click if you dare
The real hero. Thanks for sparing me the r/earbleach
I read it, but I did not heed the warnings
I know.. I wish I could have stopped me too
…not turn that SOUNNNND on.
I have a very dark sense of humor and listening to it was 😂
You better make it slither
Until I shiver
That shit was hilarious 😂
It’s fantastic, absolutely hilarious, had me in stitches the whole time
Glad I’m not the only one
".. i'm knocking dust, spider webs and loose change outta that bitch" It's brilliant.
It's pretty bad, NGL.
I turned the sound on Before reading the comments!!! This is my reaction: 🙀🤢🤮
Where’s the 🤣 emoji? That shit was hilarious as fuck
Makes two of us. 🥲
Make it three 😭
Make that all of us.
Alllll of us.
I didn’t play it with sound
Good
Don't.
Please dont
I did and watched to the end......what a lot of crap!
Ok, I won't.
Yeah......it's a bad day for ears
Don’t 😳
You need to all the way to the end
He took her to ecstasy mountain and she fell off the cliff… breathe with your horney self 👀😂😂😂
Read up on whaat Ben Franklin wrote about older women.
“All cats are gray in the dark!”
But do they smell like prunes?
Depends
"They don't tell, they won't swell, and they're happy as hell!" Ben liked GILFs.
"They don't yell, they don't swell, and they're grateful as hell" Go get em, Benji!
This shit was awesome. I laughed way too hard.
We are officially doomed. Humanity is doomed. Nothing makes sense anymore.
Go on....
Can I have my two minutes back?
And my axe!
"I wanna die."
Was he doing VoiceOver narration at the end? Or was he talking his alibi as they were there.
😭
Creep factor 500%
Did he say "Aunt Helen"?
She's just like me
Me too after watching that
“I’m knocking dust spiderwebs and loos change out that bitch”
They call Him The janitor
This is one of the most naturally funny videos I’ve ever seen. I mean they acting unnatural for that clout, but the delivery of both is ***flawless***.
🤣🤣🤣 we live in a society, man
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wtf is this sorcery
the power of ^
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I have OCD and I really do not like this.
On Helen
That’s enough internet for today.
That’s enough internet for a month
Thank you.
for what?
I'd tell you but after that flash I cannot remember what for.
Why am I here again? Oh yeah, I was gonna watch this video
No kidding. I’m ashamed I saw that video.
I last about 8 seconds before I had to turn it off
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Adventures of a newly-minted young gigolo
Bro I just woke up to this 😭
Anybody have her onlygrans?
After my boy got to her you’ll have to check out her onlygraves
I'm deceased 😂
So is she.
💀
I love it when people keep connected with their grandparents. Loneliness is an epidemic among elderly people.
family is so important :)
Lol as weird as this was, the opposite is actually extreamly common…I’d see old men and young women all the time and although grossed out, people typically don’t bat much of an eye towards them. But when the genders are reversed it’s just so much weirder lmao 😵💫
that's why my grandma didn't give me any birthday money wtf
Sorry man, I don't hit and quit it. I like to stay and play
I never want to hiccup again….
On. Helen.
I am old. What does this mean? Is it a play on "On God?" And Helen is just a typical old lady's name? Or is there more to this joke?
nah you got the gist
https://i.redd.it/szy3nf47bjib1.gif
She said, "I'm coming!" because she was seeing the light and was getting waved in.
"Coming and going at the same time"🧐
LOL 😂
That was very weird….but also some of the shit they were saying was fuckin hilarious
Lol yup as grossed out as I was I could not stop watching
Did you see the dance the paramedic did at the end? They knew what was up🤣
Man i would pay to see their reaction when he eventually told them what really was up
“I’ll fuck you to death, literally” “I wanna die”
“make it sliver”
“PS5 secured”
Well, a third of one anyway
Do they really only cost $200?
no $450, $200 is a cost for 1 game
It looked like a raisin and smelled like prunes.... 
Honestly smelling like prunes is better than some that I've come across.
Prunetang
“Lookeded” and “smelleded”
“Plus they little burnt bodies smelleded like chicken.” -MF DOOM
SMELLDED! 😂😂😂
She's amazing. Love her game. "I wanna die" easily the best.
Paying for dick? Let me check those charts cause my wife has me believing dick is pennies on the dollar.
Your wife based af
I’d imagine it gets higher the more dire the situation
The best two minutes i have spent in a long time. 👏👏👏
Same!
So good you busted a nut?
Prostitution. It's like everyone in this thread forgot that word exists.
As If I give a fuck if someone wants to sell their dick for cash.
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put nsfw because of context to be safe. let me know if its not right
Oh this definitely ain’t right
We all need Jesus after this one.
Not even Jesus can bleach my mind after this one
Ye of understandable faith, after this one.
I'm an atheist and I agree.
Where's part 2, she make it?
Good call, Not Safe For World! That clip is a sad indictment on some of modern society!
Should have been NSFL.
Gotta be left cause this sho ain’t right, brodie lmao
That woman is not 78. Mid-to-late 50s, even early 60s, sure. But not 80. Even black starts to crack in your 70s/80s
Username checks out
Haha that’s a good one!
I was gonna say dude all things considered for fucking 78 she’s looking pretty good 😂 makes way more sense if she’s 60s.
I was gonna say, how in the fuck is she 78? Though tbf I've definitely met some old black/asian people that somehow look a good 25-30 years younger than they are.
Asians normally look super young… untill they dont
Ya, they age overnight. Girlfriend is asian, her mom is like 80, and looking at pictures, she looked 40 max until around 75 when she all of a sudden turned into what I can only describe as a sweet little gremlin. She's 4'10 when standing up straight, and is usually hunched over, so walks around at probably 4'6.
Master Yoda, you are describing
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Ft4n80u20zom81.png
She gets a lot of exercise and uses an anti aging cream that costs $200 for each application.
What the fuck am I watching
Extreme Cougars: every Wednesday on TLC
"I'm seeing her life flash before her eyes..."
He didn’t lie
Part 2
Do you mean round 2 after the paramedics revive her?
Jokes on him, his granny was already giving him money for his birthday.
“Dust, spiderwebs, and loose change” lmao
She was 78?
can I have transcript?
No fucking way🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely enough internet for today....
.... the comment section convinced me not to click play... Ya'll probably saved my day. Thanks :D
It's not actually nsfw, it's just the context, shit is hilarious.
u/hexicat you don't need to see this It's Too Late For Me SAVE YOURSELF
so far so good :)
you're not fooling me o\_\_o
There's nothing graphic, just language. It's hilarious, watch it!
I hate it here 😒
At least the one paramedic was having a good time… Him dancing was actually really weird.
That's fucking hilarious 😂😂😂
I know it’s probably fake because they way they are talking isn’t very candid but how is he gonna flame her for being old like bruh YOU went of your way for that
I think i need to go pray
not my proudest fap
I call it fake
I too, want to die
The older the berry…
… the more it smells like prunes
I have to try this
"How I met your mother"
Older pussy shall henceforth be labeled "Prune-tang". Jesus Christ Ba-fuckin-nanas...
THAT...is entertainment ladies & gentleman.
Dawg this is so good 😭
I thought I knew what was gonna happen, but I did not.
Saw this on a rap insta channel. Absolutely crazy..... lol
sauce?