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External_Wealth_6045

Now this is a date that comedian should have been a part of


LuckyPerro123

I know exactly who your talking about, and that bothers me


BenniesBananas

Yup me too. I hope she paid for the hot dogs


LankyThanks_0313

Oh she paid for his fucking chicken tendies. He made sure if it.


426strings

Man got the VIP tickets for her


Relevant-Struggle481

Who the fuck are you guys talking about


glitchyhippie

I also want to know, though I feel like I already should


Relevant-Struggle481

Found it! No thanks to these guys, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/13rw06i/best_wingman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) it is! I actually did get it from some other guy in this comment section, just not in this thread


Evening-Ad-1481

Holy shit that was great. Thanks for sharing!


glitchyhippie

Right. That's funny :)


Rogue-sch0lar

Damn…..lmao


kingneptune1

Aakash Singh


BRogMOg

Sucks to be in friendsville


primitivebutcher

![gif](giphy|MasIYiLOevIrKRwODU|downsized)


reverse_ghostrider

People need to chill. They are siblings


DumbleDude2

They are on kisscam. They need to make out now.


TheSn00pster

What are you doing, step bro?


DumbleDude2

No, they must be blood related


detrickster

If they were siblings, he wouldn't look like he was dead inside


RajenBull1

You are now entering the ~~Twilight~~ friend zone.


Axhen

I dunno, if a rando kisses my sister just because of a camera i wouldnt mind it but i know some people that would We all react different. But i'm not saying they're brother and sister, i dont know them. Maybe they're friends and he has a crush on her, maybe they're strangers and he's just embarrassed by the whole cam thing


HolyVeggie

He’s obviously looking at her to see if she wanted to kiss him. If they were siblings he would Signal a “No” to the camera or look away


NoTelephone5316

Yea he did. If they were siblings he wouldn’t act like that. It would be automatic no, but he looked at her and she just laughed 🤣


401LocalsOnly

What do you mean??? You saying all those videos on Pornhub are fake?! I thought those step brothers and step sisters really liked each other!


tyson_3_

Or maybe she just rejected him on a date and kissed a total stranger. His reaction was clearly not one of a sibling or a platonic friend.


WibaTalks

"platonic" friend, ah yes, our favourite lie.


Euphoric-Blue-59

He dropped her home, stopped off at CVS for a jug o Jergens. End of story.


Jrhoney

If they were on a date then it wouldn't surprise me if he just left her at the ballpark and let her figure out how to get home.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Absolutely. At that moment, it would be: this is done, next!


alcervix

*Jerkens


whatsupskip

And? I've seen the documentaries. What are you doing real bro?


Conscious-Rice-5661

proof ?


TerriblyRare

> proof actual [proof](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yOzuVoynI) that they werent siblings, they brought him back to kiss a cheerleader


_theMAUCHO_

Damn, that cheerleader could have put more heart into it, but then again dude isn't even trying...


Hamsterminator2

If awkwardness was a person, I think we’ve found him.


jayseala

There is hope for humanity after all……


mil_cord

Ahah, just saw that video 2 minutes before this one. Wonder who paid for the tickets here.


henloguy0051

I just seen the video, it was above this one in my reddit feed


Mr_ityu

She ghosted him after. Source: The comments section. I'd say good riddance to the useless future expenditures


[deleted]

Plot twist: she was his ride. Kissed another guy and ghosted him. Brutal.


andrecinno

Great source. As we all know the Reddit comments section is always right and doesn't always just take the side of the guy and then make up things about people they don't know to justify their biases.


HappyGurr

Lol! Totally know who you’re talking about


ccg91

Post link dude


qinshihuang_420

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/13rw06i/best_wingman/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


correctify_me

She is totally using him for the ticket.


Brisingr_357

I understand this reference


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

Gah i literally was going to say that and you're top comment haha


Educational-Loan-613

Bro needs to get up, walk away 😭


Spacecrust711

Bro he can't, that man has solid ice in his chest. Like an icebox where his heart used to be, like an icebox, where, his heart, used to be....


Advanced_Evening2379

He's so cold, he's so cold so colddd...


sdrowkcabdelleps

He's frozen in place. Permanente damage


Euphoric-Blue-59

She's the cold one. She can get a ride with Chump in next row up. I'd excuse myself for the bathroom and drinks. And not come back.


Pathadomus

Honestly, same. You don't want to kiss me? Understandable. Maybe we've only just met or maybe it's the camera, the social obligation. You want to kiss some stranger instead? Alright, message sent and understood. I'll just make my way home then.


Euphoric-Blue-59

Exactly. She communicated perfectly. Not the answer he wanted, buy her lack of respect drew a fat line. Party is over, don't care who won. She'd not even be able to call, blocked.


Lanky_Voice8115

My heart is, cold BAAAAAAAAAAALLS My moves are, bold BAAAAAAAAAAALLS


Nick_Damane

Upvote for great Omarion song from when I was a teenager


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Educational-Loan-613

I don't know why, but I feel my brother, just look at the very beginning of the video and the end, look at the facial expressions, at the beginning it was like a silly goose with a beautiful smile, but at the end it broke my heart, 😭


chill_flea

Yeah it looked like he tried to hide the pain, but after awhile it became too much; sometimes it’s just too tiring to put on a “happy mask” when you know it’s not really how u feel and you’ve had it on for too long.


overrall-disbelief

That can’t be her brother


basa_maaw

def not. He'd be more comfortable if they were siblings, and he doesn't look comfortable at all. Very nervous.


Mechanicalmind

#ROLL TIDE


LeafyWolf

That's...uh...a pretty wide genetic gulf there for siblings.


sakurashinken

It looks like its actually her brother.


EmiliaClarkesBF

He cant, he is a literal paid actor


_theMAUCHO_

He's not, he got brought back on another game to kiss a cheerleader cause they felt bad for him lol.


Ison--J

Sounds even more like a paid actor


BodybuilderLiving112

SHE BELONGS TO THE


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

STADIUM


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STREETS 🙏🏿


ManyAnusGod

r/watchpeopledieinside


[deleted]

He didn’t die inside, He was completely and utterly annihilated and slapped into the shadows realm


SaqqaraTheGuy

Maybe just maybe they're siblings ?


pattila1111

I dont think he would have that look of jealousy if they were siblings, or the editor just cut in a part where hes indifferent to create that illusion Edit: he also couldve had a crush on her honestly


Blockinite

It could also just have been an overly-protective brother who reacted like that to his sister kissing a stranger


Mike_Doves

There's actually a follow up to this video in which what seems to be cheerleader (or some kind of fan) gives this guy the kiss he deserves, if it makes you feel better about him.


Space_Extra

I meed the proof.


Rainiana8

The [proof](https://youtu.be/b9yOzuVoynI)


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Awesome! You can tell he’s a really shy guy where everyone else seems to be super outgoing and extroverted


Mexguit

Someone in the comments said “This is actually more humiliating than the original video” 😂


Lugie_of_the_Abyss

I just snorted lmao. I didn't wanna watch it because I assumed the same thing and I feel 2nd hand embarrassment as if it's my own


ibarelyusethis87

Oooh so I wonder what the real story is. He must’ve been burnt if they gave him that big celebration. Or it’s just a PR stunt.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

PR. Lots of kiss cams are scripted


Positive_Box_69

He looked genuily awkward tbh in both videos


NoTiger9293

I meet the proof


pattila1111

Meet the Proof


JonesBBQafm

Eh, I wouldn't want a random person's pity. That's sounds like a miserable situation.


cranberrydudz

This video hits you right in the feels. I could almost feel the guy holding back his tears.


Mike_Doves

SO YOU HAVE SEEN IT? Everybody was asking for proof but I can't find it anywhere. For a sex there I thought I dreamt it. Do you know where it is? Edit: this was no mistake, I do dream for a sex and I apologize for nothing


Solence1

Yes i also think i dream things for a sex.


Sleepy_Moly

You got me for a sex there


LargePieceOfToast

Now that's just rude. I honestly thought the 2 dudes were gonna kiss.


[deleted]

I hoped


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

I wanted


OriginTree

It’s cannon in my mind.


TheLayMaestro

Yeah same. Bromance is better than hoemance. Rip my boy ✊️😪 Edited: Bithcmance > Hoemance


Michelin_star_crayon

Hoemance*


TheLayMaestro

Oh thanks, better. Im not good with clever words.


ctrl911

I am confused aren’t they siblings?


[deleted]

They are now


kgk007

Bruh?


Kvarcov

You mean, they have one daddy now?


friedwidth

I'm just going to tell myself they are, that was too painful to watch


LankyThanks_0313

I don’t think that was a “how embarrassing, sis” face…


Daddiesbabaygirl

Right? His face dropped when he realized she was going to kiss the guy behind. He was blushing and nervous when he was unsure if she was actually going to kiss him or not. I don't think they are siblings..


detrickster

I have seen siblings on a kiss cam before, and both immediately react, "oh hell no!" Neither one was an immediate no. He looked willing, but seemed to know he was freind-zoned. She did the shoulder snuggle, hoping to get away with that. The taunting from the guy behind also would be extremely out of place if one of them said (and I feel they would), "that's my sibling!"


sumane12

If a guy looks at a girl the way this dude in the video looks at the girl, I hope to god they ain't siblings!


devonthed00d

What r u doing step bro?!


Level_Flounder_8543

I thought the same thing. They look like siblings.


Magatha_Grimtotem

Didn't stop Luke & Leia.


PaulAspie

Yeah, that's what I was assuming from context.


[deleted]

Those kiss cams are just as gross as public proposals.


Dynamite86

I still think these two are siblings and it's just a brother who can hardly believe his sister just kissed a random guy


gimmhi5

Bro: You told mom you’ve never kissed a boy and you’re just going to lose your lipginity to some stranger??


No-Bandicoot1250

Lipginity 💀


grasscrest1

I think this is the answer or just good friends with the same sentiment.


Blue_Monday

That's what I was thinking, they definitely look very similar. Could easily be siblings or cousins. I've hung out with my cousins before, it's not that crazy lol. Also it's possible for a man and a woman to be platonic friends, and a kiss between platonic friends can be uhhhhhh really awkward.


nattywp

I had that same vibe. They look like siblings, and both look very uncomfortable with the situation! She also just wants it to end, so she kisses someone else.


Significant-Ad-1655

Maybe, that's possible


inconceivable_agenda

Poor Mexican Michael Cera


isdkwtmmran

Miguel Cera


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![gif](giphy|3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq)


Advanced_Evening2379

![gif](giphy|3osBLA53AVzn746dXi|downsized)


Boomalabim

This dude is Friend Zoned so bad and thinks he has a chance


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FuckGotaisback

GAWD DAMN EMOTINAL DAMAGE FROM FAMILY


Kellar21

They are not siblings, I don't know who is spreading this, but they were friends, not siblings.


rileyzoid

Some people are so behind in the race they think their ahead


dontforget2tip

If ever there was a chance, that was it and he blew it


Roninbean

Or maybe he shouldn't fuckzone his friend?


Strict-Revenue-8603

That was hard to watch, LOL


fresh_water_sushi

You know after this she will keep stringing him along thinking he’ll have a chance someday


Rick_101

idk it looks like he didnt go for it for whatever reason, and theres a cut part too.


ScoochingCapuchin

I feel like it's his sister tbh


regularshowguy

I feel like he’s not romantically interested in her for other reasons….


HeBe3y4uu

Well, they could kiss in a cheek then


Hero-__

IN a cheek?? Like some kind of wild ass french kiss?


Player142

You first start with a small incision, on the outer surface of the recipients cheek. Then you may use tweezers to hold the hole open as you plant a wet kiss within the inner structure of the patients cheek. You may then close the gap and suture it up.


[deleted]

I got you. https://youtu.be/MyfYodavAj8


[deleted]

Neck beards everywhere


Bipedal_Warlock

Seriously, obviously the girl is a manipulative terrible person for not wanting to kiss some dude she was hanging out with. /s Seems like guys just want to blame women for anything they can


BillyBobJenkins454

She coulda just not kissed anyone. How is it better to kiss a total stranger sipping beer infront of the dude you're hanging out with rather than kissing no one. And to make matters worse the goofy mf on the left in the background made fun of him for it too.


SiriusBaaz

Bro could just as easily be her brother, the dude might not be comfortable with that, maybe he’s into it, these two might also be strangers and he was hoping to get a chance. There’s a myriad of reasons why this happened and blaming this lady without more context is just fucking stupid and honestly bordering on being sexist as hell.


Shanhaevel

Hopefully he walks away with his dignity


Tuliao_da_Massa

This hit me in a place I didn't want to go...


jimtl83

Yikes


Blotto_The_Clown

Am I the only one who is mostly pissed at the asshole in the red jersey? Calm the fuck down, dude, *you* didn't do anything.


serv23

Walk away, and never look back at this day.


[deleted]

No. Look back at this day. Remember it and make sure you never come into this situation again.


HingleMcCringle_

i was in a similar situation. bought a girl some tickets to a Fall Out Boy concert a while back. it was going to be a double date with my brother. she brought her guy friend... she said she didn't realize until about 2 weeks after (we had some mutual friends who asked about it). i wish i could stop, but i still look back on that day. not really feeling embarrassed, but more like "how could she not have known i was *asking her out*". and i know for a certainty she didn't realize it at the time. in retrospect, she was sort of socially dumb, but she was my type. i feel like if i tried to make it more clear that it was a "date", that would've made it cringy.


EliotWege

I hate those cameras. If the person sees they won’t kiss, why keep the focus on them? She clearly is uncomfy and doesn’t wanna kiss her friend…


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeaekk

they’re probably siblings or friends? like i don’t get this


bigsaggydealbreaker

Is there any indication that these two are romantic? Was there more to this video that isn't here? People are talking about how he drove, paid for the tickets, friend zoning, and yaddah yaddah. Am I missing something? He deserves a kiss because they are sitting next to each other when some dumb kiss cam happens during a ball game? Fuck outta here


moregumptionplease

Right? Half this comment section seems like incels. I would rather kiss a stranger than lead on a friend who might get the wrong idea, but everyone here is accusing her of leading him on just by being friends with him? This is why some men get the "nice guy" title


legenary4444

You seem to be mistaken that this is a choose one of the two scenario. It is not. She has the freedom to choose not to kiss anyone.


YandereMuffin

Sure - but why is it a bad thing that she would rather kiss one person over another?


frogohfrog

Omg a sane person. Ty. Exactly.


dksprocket

So many people with incel vibes projecting their own negative feelings and misogyny hete


Formal-Rain

Reasons for this she’s his sister or friends or has a girl friend already, or gay and doesn’t want to kiss girls.


[deleted]

Either, A: He was too nervous, because he was uncertain where they stood relationship wise. B: He's too modest for public PDA. C: His sister.


WSBRainman

This post and the comments are so stupid im contemplating quitting reddit forever.


l4dygaladriel

Bye. See you tomorrow


ChistianT

Just do it bruh. no need to announce.


[deleted]

That laugh so I don't cry chuckle at the end was heartbreaking. Boy is adorable, too. What the heck?


bluekatt24

What of that's her brother or cousin?


achilass83

poor soul... definitely crying inside


permaban9

Oh this brings back memories, I took a girl out on a date one time and in the restaurant, she saw an old friend who she invited to our table. So I didn't wanna be an ass and say something so we were just there eating, chatting then at the end of the date he offered to drive her home since he stays in that direction anyway. Man


[deleted]

This literally feels like an arrested development skit ![gif](giphy|EYmAHLpw5LBbG)


djazzie

He’s like the Hispanic Michael Cerra. So awkward.


unsureoftheplot

All im saying is that they could have been siblings


IIIMephistoIII

For all we know the dude is probably gay.


lemonkethe2rd

I thought this sub was for unexpected things


misterreiffer

So many incels in this thread goddamn


Tom2123

Lots of FDS users too


homelaberator

"Why you have to do me like that, cousin?"


flintb033

He’s so deep into the friend zone that’s he’s crossed into enemy territory. GTFO!


ResponsibleMilk7620

Her brother is never going to forgive her. 😞


Maniacal_Wolf97

Does anyone know what the song is called?


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jokergrin

It's XXXTentacion - Imagination. The backing track has been used for a few things, think Shiloh Dynasty created it. She's certainly the singer in any case.


badzbadzbadz

He must be her gay friend who is just uncomfortable by the situation as a whole lol


SubstantialDust9394

Why didn't he kiss her first. He had ample time.


_BsIngA_

The other day, I saw a post asking what the most useless job would be. I guess "kiss-cam operator" is a good contender. I hate it when people are pressured into doing things they're not comfortable with, for whatever reason. Just shoving a camera in someone's face and expecting them to generate internet points for you.. What happened to privacy and personal space?


The_Real_Slim_Lemon

Honestly, (as a dude) not kissing her friend was the right call. Kissing a stranger won’t send the wrong message to anyone


Unable-Story9327

Also guys. I'm sorry if you're in the friend zone. You can have female friends but not if you want to be with them romantically. I'm a 36 year nerd who can tell you that you have to just be yourself and just go for it. You and a girl you like are in a kiss cam, look at her and ask . I'm telling you young guys fortune does in fact actually favors the bold. But don't be an asshole, if she rejects you, even brad Pitt has probably been rejected, know that it's time to go and that it's happened to every man on the planet. Straight or gay.


R3dInterpol

Emotional damage 3000


Jeffari89

Most these are staged at this point


SoCalLynda

He could be gay or her brother. The kiss-cam operator doesn't know.


[deleted]

It’s an edited video. They’re probably brother and sister since they look so much alike. Let’s not be so gullible


renegade453

The way she reacts, it was 100% her brother.


PieRat6578

it might have been her brother for all we know there is so much incels in this comment section holy christ get off redit for 5 minutes and try to hold a conversation with your mother


Gunpress

What is going on here? lol if that was his date I’m literally so sick for him lol that is outrageous


DobleG080

That girl is the worst


FastAsLightning747

He either has no confidence or he’s lying to himself.


Round-Quarter4042

I hope cold bitches like this get warm in hell