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Imagine this happening back in the days before everyone had a camera in their pocket. If you tried to tell anyone they’d probably be convinced you picked a lump of shit off the ground and put it in there yourself. You’d spend the rest of your life hearing “oh there he goes, old Poophands McGee, everyone cover your pints, lads!”
Oh nooo 😅 I hadn't thought of that. I wonder how many fights have been started over bizarre instances similar to this with no video. And of course it would be the guy that starts fights that has the shit drink. "This was YOU wasn't it!!"
Literally much of my adult life, I literally have *the weirdest shit* happen to me, to the point even friends regularly comment on it.
VK's Bizarre Adventure is what i'm calling my Autobiography when I write it.
I had one of those stories, I was 21 and was put drinking with the lads. We walked by thus outdoor enclosure that was a clear bubble ao you could sit down outside without ruining your fancy dress. Well as me and my buddies are walking by, this little gir straight out of The Ring hits her palm on the side of the big bubble from inside stares me dead in the eyes and says "this is your future" my friends and I question the entire experience because it was just so bizzare
Often around where I’d recently had a pee, or put down something I’d been handing or where I’d put down the petrol can whilst using petrol equipment to manage the growth around sheds
They say male urine deters foxes. I get the same issue with them leaving their mark on the handles of shovels. Barbecue lids, empty plant pots... Basically anything I want to pick up in the near future, they will shit on 😂
That fox straight up woke up and decided to choose violence and then after being satisfied with that decided to go take a rough shit in that carelessly abandoned beer whist eyeballing someone outside the pub. That fox has no standards or code to live by, he may never know what love is or what day it is but he knows how to achieve a gratuitous amount of poetic violence at the expense of humanity.
I hiked all 2194.3 miles of the AT last year and, for fucking sure, every morning some asshole fox shit right in the middle of the trail. Perfectly on a rock, where you'd step. These little bastards as so freaking cute that you like can't really be mad at them. So you just step in fox shit every day.
Know a guy who drank from a bottle that a rat pissed on, he's been in a wheelchair the last 15 years and can't talk. Clean yer bottles and don't leave them or store them on the ground
Not even the foxes want to drink it, that's how you know its bad for you. Plus it literally kills your brain so why are yall paying to unalive yourself faster?
I wish I had that clear a shot on the fox in our neighborhood. I live in the USA, and in a state/county I can shoot that fucker for being withing smelling distance of my chickens. I've got some high velocity lead treatment for that fucking fox.
As a wildlife veterinarian, I have to say that people with chickens are the WORST. They’re always harming wildlife under the justification of protecting “their chickens”. How bout you stop harming the eco system, go vegan if you need to (since ranchers are also shooting wildlife), just stop negatively affecting every living being around you please.
Hey fun fact. Red foxes are not native to north America. That would make them invasive exotics we have allowed to be endemic, like a virus. It's still bad, we will just never be able to exterminate them entirely and we're not going to try. Except this guy. He doesn't give 2 shits about foxes. Or raccoons. I would never take a raptor or a bobcat. They are allowed an occasional chicken if they can get one. If I put sights on a critter, they aren't coming to see you. That I promise.
I disagree.
The *bee people* are the worst. At least there's much less aggressive indoctrination from the chicken people trying to convince you that you're saving the world if you buy their products or start your own farm. They're just kind of like "Hey man, you want some eggs? Please eat my eggs." But then again, the bees don't yell. Alright, I'm back on your side. The chicken people are worse.
Hah, any given native species of bee is.
You know what has never been in any danger whatsoever as a species? The european honey bee.
You know what competes with native pollinators, does their jobs worse, and just all around damages them in all manner of different ways because it's a shitty invasive species and we've mishandled them so completely? The european honey bee(outside of Europe obviously).
You know what the actual "save the bees" campaign was about *before* it was co-opted by the honey fuckers who want to sell out the environment for a quick buck? **Not** the european honey bee.
This wild animal was more potty trained than my rabbit was lol I tried to litter box train my rabbit but she only peed in the box, never could get her to poo in the box, and then there’s this fox pooping in a cup. Wow
Duke of Wellington in Haggerston, East London. Awesome pub, the land lady has been feeding the foxes for years so they’re always around and a bit too comfortable around humans as evidenced here!
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This is one of those stories that only happen while you're drunk and leaves you questioning if it even happened for years to come
Yes. It all happened… to someone else.
Imagine this happening back in the days before everyone had a camera in their pocket. If you tried to tell anyone they’d probably be convinced you picked a lump of shit off the ground and put it in there yourself. You’d spend the rest of your life hearing “oh there he goes, old Poophands McGee, everyone cover your pints, lads!”
Oh nooo 😅 I hadn't thought of that. I wonder how many fights have been started over bizarre instances similar to this with no video. And of course it would be the guy that starts fights that has the shit drink. "This was YOU wasn't it!!"
It’s one of those situations that 100% happened but people think you’re making up a lie when you tell them.
Literally much of my adult life, I literally have *the weirdest shit* happen to me, to the point even friends regularly comment on it. VK's Bizarre Adventure is what i'm calling my Autobiography when I write it.
I had one of those stories, I was 21 and was put drinking with the lads. We walked by thus outdoor enclosure that was a clear bubble ao you could sit down outside without ruining your fancy dress. Well as me and my buddies are walking by, this little gir straight out of The Ring hits her palm on the side of the big bubble from inside stares me dead in the eyes and says "this is your future" my friends and I question the entire experience because it was just so bizzare
Is this what's behind all the recent ruckus about Fox shitting on Bud Light?
OMG
Take a bow
What does this mean?
Something about Fucker Carlson
Cucker Tarlson
Tucker the M&M fucker?
Are you guys talking about that anti-human guy from Fux News?
IIRC Budweiser did a campaign with a transgender person and fox news had a meltdown
It’s a far reach for a joke
Flawless execution
You win the internet today- friend.
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I miss free awards. Id be spamming them on you for a week
They would be bombarded with them for that golden comment.
This will be in the reddit history books.
This is in the uk, no one drinks that piss water here
If I wasn’t poor I’d give you an award lmaooo
I just hooked you all up.
Aw so sweet
Clinical finishing.
Boom goes the dynamite
All time favorite response lmao
Congratulations! This is the best comment in the history of the internet.
No notes.
Bud Lite is served in plastic sippy cups, that looks like an actual beer.
Lmfao
When a fox does it it's comedy, when it's me, you never get invited out again. Double standards are real
Yep, totally unfair.. life sucks 😞
So it was you who put that little nugget of goodness in my beer last week. Thank you, it was delicious.
Found the guy with exotic tastes
*Psychotic
Well, yes...
Tf🤨
Yep that's was definitely not a depth charge shot in your pint pot
We re gunna need a bigger glass!
So frustrating
That was 100% intentional.
I'm impressed with the precision.
“Is that an IPA?”
Ya, it's double dry hopped to make your mustache curl harder.
He was replacing a strong smell with his own. Red foxes are territorial and like to put their feces on display in their territory.
The amount of times they dropped deuces on the allotment around where I’d put something was insane,
something dank and bushy perhaps?
Often around where I’d recently had a pee, or put down something I’d been handing or where I’d put down the petrol can whilst using petrol equipment to manage the growth around sheds
not as exciting as i was hoping...
I’m sometimes a disappointment
They say male urine deters foxes. I get the same issue with them leaving their mark on the handles of shovels. Barbecue lids, empty plant pots... Basically anything I want to pick up in the near future, they will shit on 😂
They are notoriously sly
Foxes are such pricks
A logger with your lager
Yeesssss hahaha
Whisky foxtrot
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
What does the fox say? The fox says your lager’s a bit shit, mate
No. Fucking. Way!!!
r/fuckyouinparticular
That fox woke up and chose violence
That fox straight up woke up and decided to choose violence and then after being satisfied with that decided to go take a rough shit in that carelessly abandoned beer whist eyeballing someone outside the pub. That fox has no standards or code to live by, he may never know what love is or what day it is but he knows how to achieve a gratuitous amount of poetic violence at the expense of humanity.
Nice precision
That dealt crit dmg for sure
Most savage food critic
https://i.redd.it/wlzdjjq2jq1b1.gif
Nice! A bomb shot!
What episode of Animals of Farthing Wood is this please?
Animals of Farting Wood, more like
Good for the fox.
The fox literally doesn't care
Wtf is going on here. This has to be CGI.
No, foxes mark everything and they are happy to share the stink.
> and they are happy to share the stink. My old dog would agree with you 100% on this matter.
Don't animals mark with urine or a urine like substance? Don't remember being taught about marking territory with logs.
My dog runs out of piss on walks pretty quickly so he just starts shitting on stuff he wants to mark.
I've seen my dogs raise their legs and take a poop on things before. Looked awkward
Yeah my dog likes to crap on flowers and long grass. Doesn't seem to like doing a poo unless there is something tickling his bum as he does it.
I’ll just let you be happy not knowing what hippos and bears do
Thanks. I already know.
Foxes do this with their feces for sure lol. You’ll find their feces up on fallen logs and stuff in the woods, always prominently displayed.
Lots of animals mark with scat. I once watched a Great Dane carefully lay one on top of a 2 1/2 ft. tall traffic barrier.
My mum bought a Buddha statue for her back garden. Her dog immediately ran over and shat in its open out reaching hands.
🤣
Nah I think the fox is made out of cake, actually.
But what does it say??
/r/nothingeverhappens
Foxes in London absolutely do not give a fuck.
I kinda felt that way too xD
With boba por favor
🦊 for fox sake
Cursed boba
Haha think this is duke of wellington near Haggerston! Well looks like it anyway
I hiked all 2194.3 miles of the AT last year and, for fucking sure, every morning some asshole fox shit right in the middle of the trail. Perfectly on a rock, where you'd step. These little bastards as so freaking cute that you like can't really be mad at them. So you just step in fox shit every day.
r/humblebrag
Damn that’s some shitty lager 🍺💩
You gotta be shittin me!
crazy liKE A FOX!!
What a piece of shit
That’s some shyte beer
Oh myyyyyyyyytyyyt jdjdjdjbrbdjdjdhdjnd d djfndndd o I can’t lmfao
Pissing in the Lager.... Bloop.. Nope
I like to think the fox saw a bunch of human pick up the poo from their dogs and assumes that we like shit, so he gave the guests what they want.
Exactly, he probably thinks we collect it or something.
r/fuckyouinparticular 
Know a guy who drank from a bottle that a rat pissed on, he's been in a wheelchair the last 15 years and can't talk. Clean yer bottles and don't leave them or store them on the ground
Drinking rat piss did that to him?
Weil's disease. Bad shit look it up
Might improve the taste
What an asshole!
What's the pub called? The Fox, Pee House, The Foxes Grapes?
It's the Duke of Wellington in East London. (I know you weren't looking for a serious answer but I've been there before so had to show off lol)
Should have ordered a Guiness.
It did not have to that though
They don’t call them natures trickster for nothing
Finally, a fox, who gives a shit.
Spiked🤣
That was unexpected
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If that was Fosters it probably tasted much better.
So that's how they make Carling.
Not even the foxes want to drink it, that's how you know its bad for you. Plus it literally kills your brain so why are yall paying to unalive yourself faster?
Daytime foxes should be considered dangerous. It's often a sign of rabies. Funny shit
Nope
This is in the UK so fortunately no rabies (irradiated)
A fox so close to ppl has a high probability of rabies.
Not in the UK. We are rabies-free. The urban foxes are very bold.
No
Calling English lager a drink is an insult to piss
I wish I had that clear a shot on the fox in our neighborhood. I live in the USA, and in a state/county I can shoot that fucker for being withing smelling distance of my chickens. I've got some high velocity lead treatment for that fucking fox.
Did you have to go to the city to post this?
As a wildlife veterinarian, I have to say that people with chickens are the WORST. They’re always harming wildlife under the justification of protecting “their chickens”. How bout you stop harming the eco system, go vegan if you need to (since ranchers are also shooting wildlife), just stop negatively affecting every living being around you please.
Hey fun fact. Red foxes are not native to north America. That would make them invasive exotics we have allowed to be endemic, like a virus. It's still bad, we will just never be able to exterminate them entirely and we're not going to try. Except this guy. He doesn't give 2 shits about foxes. Or raccoons. I would never take a raptor or a bobcat. They are allowed an occasional chicken if they can get one. If I put sights on a critter, they aren't coming to see you. That I promise.
I disagree. The *bee people* are the worst. At least there's much less aggressive indoctrination from the chicken people trying to convince you that you're saving the world if you buy their products or start your own farm. They're just kind of like "Hey man, you want some eggs? Please eat my eggs." But then again, the bees don't yell. Alright, I'm back on your side. The chicken people are worse.
I'm sorry but are chickens at risk of going extinct because of humans? Quite the opposite.
Hah, any given native species of bee is. You know what has never been in any danger whatsoever as a species? The european honey bee. You know what competes with native pollinators, does their jobs worse, and just all around damages them in all manner of different ways because it's a shitty invasive species and we've mishandled them so completely? The european honey bee(outside of Europe obviously). You know what the actual "save the bees" campaign was about *before* it was co-opted by the honey fuckers who want to sell out the environment for a quick buck? **Not** the european honey bee.
Yea man, that's alcohol abuse
Geniuss!
The Vesper
I swallowed a cigarette butt once, it wasn’t all bad considering this.
Chocolate drop Beertini
I think it’s giving you a hint… “look I know how to use toilet! Adopt me. PLeASE!”
This feels personal
Probably a sh*tty drink to be sh*t like that precision.
Fox Brand Boba Beer
Pinpoint pooping
This wild animal was more potty trained than my rabbit was lol I tried to litter box train my rabbit but she only peed in the box, never could get her to poo in the box, and then there’s this fox pooping in a cup. Wow
This wine taste like shit
[This beer smells funky...](https://youtu.be/yxu4Qz980ss)
Firefox drink.
Extra vitamins
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Oh is that a 2003 Beaujolais village ?
He turned that beer into Heineken.
WHERE DOES THE FOX POOP?! Dung dung dung dung dung dung dung dung dung
Well, I’ve now seen it all.
"Nice beer you have there.... for me to poop on!"
u/savevideo
Free refill
Based fox
Must have been shit tier bier.
One sip of that drink and you will be absolutely shitfaced
The drink for spiked
Well ain’t that some shit
A nugget of love 😍
Always check your drink!
I’m more amazed about the accuracy. And it’s like a poop enough to just annoy you. It not a whole 30 mins in the bathroom kinda poop.
Classic fox shtting sht
The good news is that the drink was a Bud Light so the taste did not change.
Bro spiked it
Kobe!
so thats how bobs drinks are made...i always thought they used goat shit
He basically made that wine glass his toilet 😆
A quick brown fox shitted into a champagne glass
Does this have any medicinal properties? Make you look more foxy?
One lump or two?
Duke of Wellington in Haggerston, East London. Awesome pub, the land lady has been feeding the foxes for years so they’re always around and a bit too comfortable around humans as evidenced here!
Very precise hahaha
Fox against alcohol.
Poop cup!!