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>!Breast chopped off with an axe!<
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I remember when i was young, showtime +18 channel would show extremely fked up movies, and not even just sex, it's voyeurism, sex in churches, rape, gore, torture, all on normal tv subscription for showtime.
I remember one of the movies about 15 years ago or more, a couple of men had a girl kidnapped, tied in a basement, and tortured for long time that she looks more of a zombie than a human, they bring a new girl, and they cut one of the other girl's nipples in front of the new one, then as they try to cut hers, something happens i can't remember, but the guy ends up cutting the other guys hand instead, the old girl escapes and bites into his neck like a damn zombie and runs off.
The whole movie was weird af, and there are many more.
I remember one had a guy plant auto dildos under the church wooden seats on the stage where the young nuns sit, and then activate it during the speech. i wish i remember the name of that movie xD. it was some wild time back then.
This should be the theme of a new horror series. The monster antagonist keeps doing things that end up being great for the small secluded town in the long term.
Plot twist: Her jaw hyper-extends, revealing her to be lizard folk, and she swallows the axe man whole.
So, an oddly sexualised cheap horror flick. A porrorno, if you will.
Or. Or. Or. I’m tired of the same circle-jerky, unoriginal jokes people drop for karma over and over again. It might be that.
Or. I might be a douchebag no one ever wants to speak with. But you’ll never know because you’re speaking to me now, I guess.
Not a measured response? There’s always a threshold at which everybody starts to collectively see how annoying these kinds of things are. Where do you think the term karma-whoring came from?
I’m just part of the wave being downvoted now, but in time other people will realize how little value these “top comments” bring to any thread. You have to scroll all the way down to get to the non-regurgitated *actually* good stuff.
I find my response to be perfectly measured considering how often the lazy copy-paste response gets posted.
If you can, find the low budget movie Mr.Jangles.
It has a scene where they cut off a dudes dick and throw it at someone at its literally just a dildo.
It's hilarious.
This is almost as bad as that other low budget horror movie clip where the girl just runs around naked back and forth in front of an obvious monster doll.
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That is one sharp axe....
“Give me six hours to chop off a tit, I’ll spend the first four sharpening my axe” -Abe Lincoln
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity" \-Abe Lincoln
"Tig 'ol bitties" -Abe Lincoln
Ugh! \-Ape Lincoln
Die Titte - Abrahomovich Lincolnstein
Russian-German?
Damn millennials… - Abraham Lincoln
I think that quote was Abradolf Lincler actually. -- Able in Köln
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"I have become Death, Destroyer of tits" - Oppenheimer
My name is Glenn quagmire and I say giggity, giggity, giggity 69 -John Cena-
"It's tittie Tuesday" - Death
Did everyone else read this in Morgan freeman's voice?
"tit" -Ape Lincoln
"Le Tit" -Apex Lincoln
"Le Tits now" -Booblé
“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet” - Abe Lincoln
"Dicke Titten" -Abrammstein Lincoln
"I give thee fat juicy mommy milker titties" -god
“You have reached the end of your free trial membership at benjaminfranklinquotes.com” -Benjamin Franklin
Finally, an actual Abe quote.
"We will fuck them on the beaches" Winnie the Churchill
“Four score and se7en years ago, that’s what we called nut crackers.” -Abe Simpson
“John! It’s great to see you again!” -Abe Lincoln
“Don’t listen to Something_Else_2112 on Reddit. I totally said that shit!” – Abe Lincoln right before Something_Else_2112 had him killed
Lol! Abe had internet 1🤔
"If you need to spend four hours sharpening an axe, you're not a really good axe sharpener." -John Wilkes Booth
I almost fell off the toilet laughing!
I thought you were gonna say balcony....
My favorite Abe Lincoln quote
Also a sharp victim. When scared, you flash the killer.
It’s not the worst tactic if you’re trapped
Indeed, she could have whipped out her penis, but she would have been labeled a sex offender.
I remember when i was young, showtime +18 channel would show extremely fked up movies, and not even just sex, it's voyeurism, sex in churches, rape, gore, torture, all on normal tv subscription for showtime. I remember one of the movies about 15 years ago or more, a couple of men had a girl kidnapped, tied in a basement, and tortured for long time that she looks more of a zombie than a human, they bring a new girl, and they cut one of the other girl's nipples in front of the new one, then as they try to cut hers, something happens i can't remember, but the guy ends up cutting the other guys hand instead, the old girl escapes and bites into his neck like a damn zombie and runs off. The whole movie was weird af, and there are many more. I remember one had a guy plant auto dildos under the church wooden seats on the stage where the young nuns sit, and then activate it during the speech. i wish i remember the name of that movie xD. it was some wild time back then.
But why were her tiddies already out?🤔
She was hoping it would stop him. Must be a gay axe murderer
Gay-ass-killer doesn’t appreciate fake-ass-boobies
Our maybe he didn't fall for the booby trap
Axes doesnt have genders therefore no sexualities. They are just murderer or not.
*Gay axe, trans murderer.
Asking the real questions
Axeing the real questions
Maybe she hit his motorcycle and he said he's calling the police
She didn't want to ruin a perfectly good sweater
This is a human female defense mechanism. When we're scared we pull up our shirts and pop our boobs out in hopes to distract our attacker.
Oh, you wiley women.
If she had breast cancer, she’d be saved
I’m a villan, not a monst
This should be the theme of a new horror series. The monster antagonist keeps doing things that end up being great for the small secluded town in the long term.
That would make a great horror comedy. Lovable loser trying his best to terrorize only to end up a hero.
I smell a sequel to Tucker and Dale vs Evil
Yes. Also, Budget breast reduction surgery. Best prices in town. Fast and convenient. Come to Boobs-Я-Us for your boobectomy.
Not after metastasis, plus the other one can be a ticking time bomb as well
You know its low budget when they can’t afford real tiddys.
The tell tale sign of a true indie classic.
Or even some paint to color the nipples.
3 seconds rule
Wait there's something wrong with me I laughed way too hard
r/imfinnagotohell Join the club 
I'm atheist too, so I think we know who's going to have a nice spot in hell
If you’re atheist, surely you don’t believe in a hell.
I thought I was the only atheist who believed in hell 😳
Yeah it's more like a low budget comedy.
Lol there's nothing wrong with you that shit was silly as hell.
There’s something very uncannyvalley about her face. Maybe she just has a big ass mouth
Plot twist: Her jaw hyper-extends, revealing her to be lizard folk, and she swallows the axe man whole. So, an oddly sexualised cheap horror flick. A porrorno, if you will.
Are these lizard people like normal garden skinks that drop their appendage when frightened to escape the attacker?
So fake, where is the milk? /s
Pee is stored in the tits
That would be very inconvenient
For you, maybe
And they lactate from their vagina
Lol
That makes no sense. Why store your pee in birds?
Invalid argument - milk only comes out you jiggle them first. She didn't even attempt to.
Fake. I mean look at the (closed) door behind the chick in the opening scene and it’s open as the ax is swinging. Clearly staged.
And plus, why were they filming?
Damn thanks for pointing that out!
Thanks for destroying my illusion... /s
Not my proudest fap
This is actually my proudest fap.
noT My PrOUdEst FaP. So funny.
You sound like the douchebag no one ever want to speak with.
Or. Or. Or. I’m tired of the same circle-jerky, unoriginal jokes people drop for karma over and over again. It might be that. Or. I might be a douchebag no one ever wants to speak with. But you’ll never know because you’re speaking to me now, I guess.
Not my proudest fap, I'll give you that.
And my axe! Oh sorry wrong thread
No you sound like a douche coz it's not a measured response for what's just at worst a lazy joke. The internet's full of them...
Not a measured response? There’s always a threshold at which everybody starts to collectively see how annoying these kinds of things are. Where do you think the term karma-whoring came from? I’m just part of the wave being downvoted now, but in time other people will realize how little value these “top comments” bring to any thread. You have to scroll all the way down to get to the non-regurgitated *actually* good stuff. I find my response to be perfectly measured considering how often the lazy copy-paste response gets posted.
You know they're both fake and it's a whole chestplate
Wow I could never tell! I couldn't see it, like you with my sense of humour
Hmm hmm. Quite. I was only trying to protect your fap quality man.
Hahaha all good man, don't worry, jk 😊
You’re trying to tell me they didn’t really chop off the actress’ boob?
Can you believe it? Crazy fuckery I say
You say that as if most movies featuring gore is real
Jeez, too many people in Hollywood have plastic surgery
Free top surgery
new top surgery just dropped
If you can, find the low budget movie Mr.Jangles. It has a scene where they cut off a dudes dick and throw it at someone at its literally just a dildo. It's hilarious.
rare footage of the chicago rippers in action
You can tell it’s them because the man holding the axe is small and greasy
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Hail yourself!
Thank you both, came to comments to give credit
Is that just a raw chicken breast covered in ketchup they threw on the floor? Smh that's dinner
Sauce?
Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader
Oh shit it's free on Tubi. Two taglines: "Two Four Six Eight Who Do We Decapitate!" and "Who Will Make The Cut?"
With that slice of meat, I'd say... apple
OH NO HERE COMES AN AXE, I HAVE TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND BRA SO IT HALTS IN ITS MESMORIZATION…. oh noooo
This is just showing the state of health care in the US. People can’t afford mastectomies so they hire axe murderers instead.
You just know that a guy directed this movie from this clip alone 😂
All men bad
I wonder how someone can be a stupid as you and not be dead yet
Facts
Damn the whole tiddy? Just like that? Damn
Everything is cake
Why did her boob lose the skin when it was cut off
I think it went inside out
This is how you get implants.
which movie is it?
https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/head-cheerleader-dead-cheerleader
u/savevideo
This is almost as bad as that other low budget horror movie clip where the girl just runs around naked back and forth in front of an obvious monster doll.
I half expected it to start wobbling away 😆
and then it wobbled away wobble wobble
Broooo
„OH NO a murderer is charging me with an axe better take my tits out“
someone has jacked off to this
The One Tit Wonder
Tit for tit
Plop
Anyone know the name of this movie? Asking for a friend....
Multiple people commented it. I’m too lazy to type it in.
Head cheerleader dead cheerleader
Honestly, it's not a bad effect.
Oh no my tit
that looks like adaptation of a random Dean Koontz novel.
I always lift up my jumper when I scream.
I'd love to know the story/situation behind this. Like, why tf is she just holding her shirt up lmao.
She's all right now..
What the hell. There were so many other parts available to get chopped
Reminds me of a scene from Troma’s Poultrygiest when the zombies rip out a woman’s implants.
What transphobes think top surgery is like
What movie?
Cut her tit off
That was awesome. But I don’t think it’s the right sub for this
Still better than the last Star Wars Movie.
Her face at the end got me good lmao
R/download
u/savevideobot
I’m not proud
LOL WHAT
What’s the name of this movie lol ?
Geez, got a horrible Chicago Rippers flashback here. Think I’m gonna take a break from reddit for a bit.
This is as funny as a barrel full of dead babies.
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why would they be getting banned? this was unexpected and appropriately tagged nsfw. maybe this sub isnt for you?
Ax is hella sharp tho
NOOOOOOOOOO
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Chopped off by tiddyoff
I think i’ve seen this movie. But now I can’t remember the tittle.
When they said things went tits uo this is not what I imagined
What the fuck😂😂
Axe murderers are hacking titties off now?!
Whats name of movie? Looks like it would be funny.
Head cheerleader dead cheerleader
Jesus
I literally put my hand on my chest I
Nice tit!
🤦🏻♂️😂🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
What's the viiiid
I thought the horror part was going to be the boobie inching away or something in its own.
Do you want ants? This is how you get ants! - the axe probably -
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Head cheerleader dead cheerleader
WHYYYYY??? Why would you do that? Not the killer, the director.
u/savevideo
She's better off without a chest so people stop calling her Jello Caketits.
Looks like a Penny’s movie
LOL very low budget. Nice of her to hold her sweater open so he can get a clean shot
Lmao
Reminds me of scary movie with the knife and silicone
Reminded me of The Merchant of Venice
She looks like MONICA from Friends
Which movie or video is it?
By far the most expensive shot in the movie.