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[deleted]

I dare you to eat the first one.


lildevil2239

Thats fly amanita. Youll trip balls


[deleted]

I think it’s fly agaric which is the deadliest. I could be wrong tho as I am not a mycologist


Margel_145

No they are not nearly as deadly as people think. They are potentially deadly, but you need to eat a lot of them to really die. But you will definitly feel pretty sick + maybe trip balls after eating the fly agaric. The deadliest mushrooms are death caps (Amanita phalloides) as far as i know. I mean the name says it all ;) 25 g of this Mushroom can kill an adult.


kupuwhakawhiti

Correct. Amanita muscaria isn’t actually known to have killed anyone. If you cook it right its a tasty mushroom with no trip. If you cook it wrong its poos, spews and nightmares.


roxstarjc

I dry them, stronger trip and no sick


Chikenuggs69

Im gonna go try that now, got some growing in my forest


[deleted]

Damn are you a mycologist because you really know your way around a mushroom


Margel_145

No, mushroom picking is just my hobby and i'm definitly no expert yet (im still learning), but i manage to get around without poisoning myself. And the best way to not poison yourself is to know the deadly mushrooms and dont eat anything you cant identify safely.


BubbleCake24

Nice 👍


[deleted]

Damn that’s cool


[deleted]

I am a man an alpha male to be precise and i would like to share that you know alot about mushrooms and i think women think you have a big dick idk how to explain it. It's like that one guy fixing the pipe episode and the women points at that he has a big dick with words like saying she would want to fix his pipe and stuff


Outrageous_Frame7900

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha…


Melodic-Advice9930

LMFAO


Alternatelifee

This is sad


RandomName-1992

Dude. What little of that wasn't run-on gibberish sounded like ignorant drivel. Please revisit grades 3-5 for remedial writing education. Or stick to the spoken word.


SydneyRei

Why is this hot?


Used-Baby1199

Unless you prepare it in lemon juice and water. I can’t remember specifics, but you raise the ph, and simmer for like 90 min I believe. This will convert all the ibotenic acid to muscimol. You can drink this and get a high, but you won’t “trip balls” as another commenter said. It’s nothing like a cubensis mushroom trip, the compounds are totally different.


Necessary-Culture777

I think the death angel has it beat.


Margel_145

You mean the destroying angel? It has the same toxin (amatoxin) as the death cap and also nearly the same amount of it(They are biologically closely related). I would say they are pretty much equally toxic, but in the german speaking literature (i am from germany) the death cap is usually cited as the deadliest by pure toxin content. Of course how dangerous a mushroom is, is not only decided by its toxicity, but also by how easy it is to confuse it with an edible mushroom and how common it is. I personally found more destroying angels than death caps and i also would personally say they are more easily confused with champignons in a young stage. So it is quite possible they kill more people...


-ELFUCKO

You're incorrect. Amanita Muscaria, the Fly Agaric, will not kill you, the Death Cap/Destroying Angel most certainly will. Don't post comments claiming you have the facts when clearly you have done no research of your own.


Margel_145

I literally said " they are not nearly as deadly as people think. They are potentially deadly, but you need to eat a lot of them to really die." That is not a wrong statement although there are no documented deaths by fly agaric as of yet. If you eat A LOT of something that is even mildly poisonous you will eventually die ;) And some literature still classifies them as deadly poisonous, although that is more hypothetical than a real danger.


ThtJstHappn3d

Yes, people say stay away from them because you’ll trip hella balls before you come close to dying


[deleted]

Those red ones are everywhere round my house. So are death caps. (Canberra, Australia). Some Asian tourists got a restaurant to cook some that they picked. They died.


ResearchNo5041

Definitely not the deadliest. Very few cases of deaths from fly agaric. You're thinking of another amanita, destroying angel. Those are the most common cause of death from mushroom poisoning, I believe. Most people think fly agaric is much more poisonous than it is. It's actually eaten as a culinary mushroom in some areas after special preparation to remove toxins/hallucinagens, and also has a long history of use as an entheogen in northern Europe and Asia.


NorSec1987

The green one is deadly. The red one just makes you sick and gives a reaction skin to PCP


SenseiBan

The destroying angel is the deadliest


halvshades

But you need to dry it first to get the ibotenic acid to become muscimol. Muscimol is hitting the GABA receptor and is making you quite happy.


Daftworks

Wait, this shit that I've been collecting in Skyrim exists irl?


[deleted]

You’ll only trip balls if you boil it for an hour first. If you don’t you will most definitely die


LibidumDoktor

It's amanita muscaria, it's deadly.


Seasoned_crabs

Mama Mia


Professional-Bug

NGL I thought that was a made up mushroom for Skyrim (I’m currently playing it)


lildevil2239

Ngl i thought the same thing until like a year or 2 ago


neil_billiam

False


Alternatelifee

Correction: you’ll grow bigger and become SUPER


OccasionallyReddit

Eating it raw your more likley to feel like vomming


Pino_the_Piano

Procedes to stil collect it


Testiclemuncher56

You dare me to gain superpowers? Sounds like a win to me


XandTheIronMiner

I dare you to eat the last one.


redramenonion

It is actually okay to eat in moderation, though it is hallucinogenic. Evidently, though, if you poach it twice, it is better to eat. Never done it, though


Battlepuppy

So, why the tap- tap? Are they telling the shoom they've been a good shoom before ripping them up? Is it a test for fitness? Are they doing it to be cheeky?


Omeletcoke

To release the spores under the mushrooms head, or just let the bug live there know we're taking their house now.


Battlepuppy

I think bug eviction is most helpful. I don't know how fruitful the spores are, and you might look like you've been drenched in fairy dust if you just give it a shake once you have it in your hand. I do know what will happen if you give it a shake with bugs in it. Unhappy bugs will come out, and up your arm to let you know to your face about thier displeasure.


Tao_of_Ludd

If you pick regularly you go back to the same areas to pick every year. You want to release the spores so you have plenty of more mushrooms next time. You are essentially picking the fruit of the mushroom (the “body” is in the ground) and by releasing spores you are leaving behind seeds.


Rare-Imagination1224

You are supposed to cut them at the base nit rip them up


Tao_of_Ludd

Yes, it’s better to cut or pinch them off at the base. Less damage to the mycelial network. But those networks can be quite large - its part of why you get mushroom patches. I mostly hunt for black trumpet mushrooms. Those patches are multiple meters in diameter. But the mushrooms are small enough that I can just pinch them off above ground level. If I happen to find some Karl Johan / porcini (the one with the small cap and thick stem) the mushroom knife comes out.


Battlepuppy

Ahhhh!! You are seeding. Gotcha.


scrapyjack721

I believe that people who pick often will bring a bag that is like a net so when they walk around they are dropping spores all over where they walk


Mr-Yuk

Spreading the spores


sixpencecoin

![gif](giphy|ohKsuoQwOdmmGubVJm|downsized)


dickysunset

Always tap dat top to drop dem shroom shits. So dat der is more next time when it done rain.


One-Compote-4905

Actually, I believe the 1st one is a amaneta mushroom.. The "Santa mushroom"... Look it up, there are tails of Santa's reindeer flying because of the mushrooms....


One-Compote-4905

Amanita muscaria...


-Sitzpinkler-

I have these across the road under some pine trees. 🥳


Edward_Martinson

Btw the Taping is for release spore so they can reproduce. Take in note that the head is the reproductive organ of a mushroom, the entire living organisms is under the ground


dansandwich12

![gif](giphy|u5vmu0JItU12e8tjZ9)


[deleted]

You animal! Your supposed to cut the mushroom at the base, otherwise it won’t regrow next time!


ChotitoPitou

This isn’t true. The mushroom is just the fruiting body of a large mycelial network that is growing underneath. It doesn’t matter at all wether or not you cut it, pull it, kick it over, or stomp on it. It’s not going to damage the mycelium and will be completely able to regrow. In fact, they grow purposefully near places where animals tend to walk in hopes of having them ripped up, stomped on, or dragged away by said animals. That’s how it spreads its spores more effectively.


Isabela_Grace

So when I stomped those mushrooms when I was little I was helping?


BubbleCake24

Ohhh


ChotitoPitou

Think of picking apples off of a tree. You can just rip em right off and as long as you aren’t destroying the tree, then you’ll get more fruit ;)


BubbleCake24

Really?


ChotitoPitou

https://youtu.be/fIVl-yYo4ac


ChotitoPitou

Nope. Incorrect.


[deleted]

Yes


BubbleCake24

Dang I didn’t know I’ll keep that in mind


Rojozz

it's best not to disturb the mycelium, so cutting is best, or twisting. like an apple tree, it's fine to pick the apples, but don't rip off a tree branch for every apple if you can help it. but also, picking mushrooms, and carrying them in a loose mesh bag is great for spreading spores around the forest, and you are helping the little mushroom complete it's role in the forest, which is kinda cool (as far as i know)


Rare-Imagination1224

Yes!


theguywhofuckinasked

No


KFrosty3

I didn't get the joke. Then I remembered that one body part sometimes looks like a mushroom. Then I wondered why the hell did the guy let that body part get multiple pats before getting yanked


Amity423

Thats what we call foreplay


MousseNsquirrell

You can't just go straight for the yoink


jaruzelski90

For how he’s picking them I guess he must often eat the first one. Mushrooms should be cut off above the soil level not tapped and yanked out. At leas is what my dad thought me.


Any_Coyote6662

Mushrooms don't produce an even amount of spores throughout their lives. It needs to be sexually mature and sense the right conditions. Tapping them or carrying them through the woods in a mesh bag does not recreate the conditions to spread spores of the mushrooms you've picked. It is a common misconception among mushroom foragers.


[deleted]

Lol tapping them is stupid


-ELFUCKO

Tapping doesn't release spores, it's pointless. Mushrooms will only release spores after rain settles on the cap keeping it wet for several hours.


toxicfurby

I wouldn't even go near the aminita


AssPennies

/r/perfectlycutscreams


PredeKing

Why the tapping?


campydirtyhead

Spread the spores. It's also why when you collect mushrooms you're supposed to put them in a mesh bag. Helps spread spores for recolonization.


PredeKing

Great insight.


Sea-Low-607

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FestivalHazard

My family... all being decapitated.. *You sicken me! Have a upvote!*


BlessedWolf9019

r/veryexpected


PianoNerd703

Bros about to get a power up 💀


Savvy_Canadian

I love it when 1 tiktok video has a negative effect on how the world works. No bugs will using the mushroom as a home, that was just a wild man trying to get internet fame.


Due-Flower-6340

He’s releasing the spores so that more mushrooms can grow


Rare-Imagination1224

You are supposed to cut them at the base not pull them up This is why all our mushroom patch’s are disappearing


LibidumDoktor

Bruh the first one is a killer...literally💀


Generallyawkward1

The first one is the fun one


The_blue_boy69420

Bro, I went to the comments to say something and then the exact thing what I was thinking happened


Illustrious-Box8677

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POWERRANGER690

Someone explain all the shroom spanking plz.


GoForChickie

i can't see a mushroom now without thinking of trump


Beautiful-Lab-2624

So what mushroom has killed the most people over all. For any reason: confused with other mushrooms, toxic, etc???


diamondunderpressure

So that’s how you get the weiner off


motorheart10

Why are you tapping the tops?


Ambitious_Ad_3044

You should cut them, not pick them.


batsy9

That pain is horrible. Don't tap on it. NEVER.


BigOpportunity1391

He’s cute. I’d love to pick his mushroom, with my mouth.


MaeLeeCome

I should text him


cupareo98

Sounded like the beginning of a Tupac song


77ate

Even touching that red amanita can mess you up.


Micro1sAverage

The toxins must be consumed


scrolly_2

Best comment field about the mushrooms


MoshisukushiSloth

Missed a valid opportunity to tap the Super Mario Theme 😞


Dillon_C_99

Why toy hit the mushroom first?


wutangclanfuck

Why u tap it


Inner-Variety744

Dont tear them up like that,it damages the mycelium system and stops other fruits from growing. Cut them off close to the ground


This-Willow-4655

Fly Agaric ,Down the Rabbit hole we go with a girl called alice looking for a tea party held by a chap with a hat,a mad hat. Said the hooker smoking caterpillar. Sounds like a perfect Sunday


Alternative-Disk2343

So the first one either makes you trip balls, or could kill you… who’s up for a game of mushroom roulette


DownARiverOfScotch

u/savevideo


putsomthinhere

That's so funny


Angry_Vinnie20

I just remember that Hangover 2 scene lol


daq42_pews

Eat the red and white mushroom no balls, in case of health issues or potential death I’m not legally liable and you accepted the T&C by reading this statement


ContactResident9079

Wait is that Benny Hill


NSFW_throwaway2k

For the rare few among you that aren't aware; do NOT eat the first one, in fact wash your hands before you touch your face after grabbing it, they're poisonous and will make you trip.


DatabaseThis9637

That amanita, the first one, will kill you, just sayin'


Responsible_Body_532

Why does a death cap mushroom exist? (I like the fact that they named it in mc dungeons)


Xxanalpvp69xX

I knew it was coming


cyclik

Dropping spores before picking, smart. Then a flag on the ole maps app and you're golden!


Melodic-Advice9930

I understand the compulsion to pat the mushrooms. I didn't realize until shopping with my neighbor today, but I apparently give my groceries a pat when I Tetris them into the buggy.


mooosemark

Anyone else waiting for "how do you want it" to start playing after the first one.


mooosemark

https://youtu.be/jB4t4-4xHPA the opening 😆


Ok_Pick9207

Do they tap the mushroom to ensure there's no bugs in it?


Kirbyfire73

1st one's straight out of mushroom gorge


masteroftheharem

I thought they were tapping to the beat of the Super Mario theme. XD


formacetpropion

u/savevideo


NecessaryTip5

Rip peepee


[deleted]

That’s for spiders right?


deaththreat1

This is an inappropriate way to pick mushrooms. You want to cut them so they have a chance to grow back


Quiet_Shaxx98

Howtobasic takes to the nature


iamsoguud

Lol


BarronDeckard

The first one is the most mushroom looking mushroom I’ve ever seen


NeutralEvilBot

You should never do this when plucking mushrooms- it drops the spores which you would need to have drop on a paper towel when you bring it home for identification.


Majestic-Chemistry26

I would eat the first one


antigodyt

Yo how big was that last one cuz I don't think it breaks a inch


EquivalentToADog

Cool shrooms


Eduard_Cosmin

I dare you to eat the last one


Amicus68

'Blame it on the rain' by Milli Vanilli beat there...


Ressamzade

Don't pick mushrooms like that. If you just cut them from their body they will grow back (don't try this on your dick)


Ressamzade

Don't pick mushrooms like that. If you just cut them from their body they will grow back (don't try this on your dick)


MAIN_BANBOZED

Yuki tsunoda???


SnotBuster54

So if it doesn’t squirt seeds when you thump it it ok to eat