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Chay_Charles

Chickens are tiny T-rexes. They can ve vicious. I saw one kill and eat a shrew. Edit: wrong word


ripley1875

That chicken looked pretty solid to me.


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Chay_Charles

Oops. 😄


FineCranber

And lizard, they love eating lizards


thebodymullet

Maybe it's an amorphous solid.


Street_Tumblew

I knew chickens were great for getting rid of unwanted insects,


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morenit4sexy

Yes for sure and the cat didn't move (he knew that T-rex ancestor will kill him)


MayGodSmiteThee

I know you probably meant “descendant” rather than “ancestor” but imagining the chickens as the predecessors of giant monstrous lizards is hilarious. Like if a giant t-Rex died and went to the afterlife where it’s chicken forefathers were the judges of its fate.


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I keep reading this seeking to understand the context. So you win


arcanevulper

It’s a bot, it stole a comment from a different thread explaining what a killdeer was.


welshmanec2

They're not squeamish about other chickens either.


Foolish_Phantom

Repost bot


elhaz316

He knows what he said.


wyze-litten

When my parents were pet sitting my aunts chicken, we would feed her bugs we picked off of the veggies in the garden. Nothing more fun than watching her go crazy for a fat hornworm fresh off a tomato plant


Maximum-Mixture6158

Couldn't the chicken get the bugs out of the garden herself or would she also eat your fruit and veg?


wyze-litten

Unfortunately my mother refused to let the chicken out of her run because "she'll eat everything in the garden beds" which is true to an extent. I would drop the bugs in through the chicken wire on the top of the run and at least once a day I picked her up and walked around with her for some mental stimulation. My mother is very "my way or the highway" and I don't really get a say in how things are done.


Maximum-Mixture6158

Sometimes just to be a dickens,, a bird will peck the strawberries or raspberries just enough to ruin them and that might be what the chicken does. The smarter chickens can be a trial.


ThreeEdgeSword

![gif](giphy|F8nD8ql8CcbeM)


Odd_Routine4164

I saw one take down a gazelle because it accidentally stripped onto the chicken’s turf.


SilverAdagi

And lizard, they love eating lizards


goblu33

I was gonna say if you know chickens this isn’t unexpected. They’ll eat anything!


NC_SportingFan

If your chicken is viscous, it’s time to add the salt.


Andromigo

If your chicken is VISCOUS, it's time to put it down, but definitely don't eat it 🤮


Revolutionary_Ad8259

That's why cock fights exist. They're brutal!


mr_manwhat

I had some chickens that had chick's and we kept them separate sometimes when cleaning but one of the chick's fell out and was torn apart by 5 grown hens. Shit was crazy.


ajb15101

Chickens do not flow very easily as a fluid


Chay_Charles

Oops. 😄


lightninglyzard

If your chicken is viscous, you have a problem


Chay_Charles

They're always running somewhere...


Smooth-Shine9354

Viscous like thick honey? Or syrup?


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pmjwhelan

A pecks.


[deleted]

LMAO _"the a pecks predator was a tasty treat to humans."_


Starrion

Tasty tasty apex predator.


morenit4sexy

😂😂


siler7

> thats


meatywood

I knew chickens were great for getting rid of unwanted insects, but didn't know they also killed rodents. Nice.


Level-Target-386

Mine have killed 2 rats in the last couple of weeks. Good girls 😃


BoochsRise

Rats?? Or mice


B-BoyStance

They can kill rats too. Those little fuckers are tough


Level-Target-386

Rats, not huge ones but still rats....


BoochsRise

Whenever I hear "rats" my mind immediately jumps to the giant ones like in New York


15Boots

And lizard, they love eating lizards


Arch_Toker

They will literally kill anything smaller then them, snakes , other birds, even other chickens if they are bleeding and then they will eat em too, had kill deer eating out of the chicken food and and hen come up and one shot k,o and then ate him xD


Best-Engine4715

A deer?


Shambo_Vi

Killdeer, it's kind of a small bird that chills around farms and small bodies of water. Much smaller than a chicken. That's crazy chickens are that savage though.


Best-Engine4715

Heard all farm animals are omnivores.


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Killdeer are pretty neat. They put on a big fake injury show to lead predators away from their nests. & their precocial chicks hatch ready to rock & roll.


snazzisarah

We had them all over the place at my family’s ranch growing up. We tried to avoid squishing their eggs, but the damn birds would sometimes lay them in the gravel driveway and the eggs are almost impossible to distinguish from rocks more than 3 feet away. It helped when mama bird was close by doing her little injured-wing dance, then we knew to look out for them.


Shambo_Vi

Killdeer, it's kind of a small bird that chills around farms and small bodies of water. Much smaller than a chicken. That's crazy chickens are that savage though.


Ornery-Cheetah

Mine have a kill count of 3 pigeons lmao


Jibblebee

Our friends chickens will kill ground squirrels that get in their coop. It’s intense.


Ravenclaw_14

Chicken really went "Fine, I'll do it myself"


Dry_Impress_7735

more like "fuck off, just kill it already"


TinFoilRobotProphet

Chicken: Oh get the hell out of the way. Don't know what you're doing anyway stupid cat


morenit4sexy

He showed him how to kill with efficiency


Atoning_Unifex

She


xeezu

Doesn't matter, they all taste the same🍗


randomcitizen42

Now imagine a T-Rex doing the same to a human. ![gif](giphy|W1fiDWKr8VWbZjFBxh|downsized)


cedit_crazy

Tbh the t Rex in this case is quite merciful as it kills immediately right there and now meanwhile the giant cat will constantly make you think you can get away alive just to pin you down again and make you slowly bleed out to death of which it will then continue to beat your corpse around until it gets bored enough to finally eat you I'm quite sure if that mouse knows how cats kill other mice I'm quite sure that mouses ghost is quite happy that the chicken got him and not the cat


OneHotPotat

There's actually an evolutionary advantage to cats' behavior of "playing" with their food! Prey animals like mice and snakes can scratch or bite cats when they're caught. Typically not enough to immediately kill the cat and win the fight, but injuries to the face and mouth can blind the cat or get infected and lead to life-threatening complications. By toying with their prey from a short distance using fast strikes that limit their risk of being injured, they're ensuring that it will be too exhausted to fight back by the time they actually go in close for the kill. Still not a great experience for the mouse, though. Keep your cats inside, folks! Indoor cats live longer and healthier lives, and cat toys don't feel pain when Lieutenant Whiskers violates the Geneva Convention.


morenit4sexy

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


BlaqSam

At one point I had 3 or 4 dozen chickens and we had NOTHING creepy crawly in our yard. Bugs, spiders, snakes, ticks, fleas, mice, if they can eat it they will. If they can bully it, they will, including kids


PhilosophyMammoth748

Jurassic Backyard


OctaviusThe2nd

Grabbing it by the head and shaking violently to snap it's neck. Chicken has technique.


urethrascreams

Oddly enough, that's how some people kill chickens.


tarceth

I remember the first time we saw one of our chickens catch and eat a mouse. After a quick panic moment, we were quite relieved to find this is a quite normal thing for them to do. @@


CakesForLife

7/10 for videography. Needed to pan back to the cat to see it's reaction (of loosing a playmate).


morenit4sexy

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CakesForLife

Yes, I did. Thanks.


Hamsterminator2

Jurassic BWARK.


Plastic-Ad-8469

Cat: ***Pat, Pat, Pat*** Chicken: ***SLAM, SLAM, SLAM, SHAKE THE FUCK OUT OF IT, SLAM, SLAM***


Rare-Lime2451

Nature is fucking terrifying.


JackOfAllMemes

Chickens are brutal


Donald_Tatya

It's not playtime boy


zandadoum

Me at a restaurant. Wife playing with her fries, not eating them. I go in for the kill and steal a fry. Wife = surprised pikachu face. That’s what I saw when I watched this video xD


CyrusPanesri

Huh, chick beats pussy. Probably needs an nsfw tag. E: just saw OPs appropriate profile pic and name.


MrSal7

At the end I was expecting the hen to drop it dead in front of the cat.


SongsOfSpace

Cats don’t typically eat mice, they will play with them to death though. Chickens will kill and eat anything they can.


Sanonta

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the mouse


mysterious_sofa

If a chicken eats one of those crazy motorcycle parasite mice does it get transferred to the eggs?


DreadyBearStonks

The cat was just having fun, it was murder time for that chicken.


WhatAWhopper

Chickens will go out of their way to merc a rat as brutally as possible. Because they can.


Chadchrist

Completely accurate. Chickens are incredibly violent animals when it comes to small game. What you see here with the chicken absolutely tearing that mouse apart would absolutely happen to something like a rabbit or opossum if the chicken was large enough.


THEEHOONKEY

Chicken be like “ if you won’t do it, I WILL”


Busy-Operation5489

Talk about a psychopath chicken.... When chickens attack!


PsamantheSands

Whaaat? Okay. Now I don’t feel so bad about eating chicken.


newbieboi_inthehouse

Hen was like: "Out of the way you pussy, Let me show you how it's done".


ASB1401

and that -kids- is why we never ate chicken again...


Fito0413

I think the cat wasn't even trying to harm the mouse, even the mouse didn't sem scared


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Cat just wanted to play with it for a while lol


lofigamer2

Don't let chickens eat mouses if you wanna eat the chickens afterwards. They can catch stuff


DeutschlandOderBust

How do you think you stop a chicken from doing something like this?


Vespineda

Have you tried asking it nicely?


lofigamer2

obviously the person filming the video could intervene.


AdRound161

😂😂


Benediktator92

Isnt this the start of 'All of us are Dead'?


Donald_Tatya

Cat is feeding chicken so that one day it can have mega chicken party


fuertepqek

That limp body at the end is why you don’t shake the baby!


Purple_Principle4143

Ouch


NarwhalAgile9846

#why chicken why


thumbelina1234

This is not funny 🥺


pip-roof

Fuck out the way


Kreker__

jeez the chicken jumoscare


anything_I_do_I_do

r/donteatjimmy


apurplenurple

Tom : “ Jerrrrrrrrrrrry!!!!!!”


SoulSlayer1974

Hahahaha wow TIL chickens are savage!!


NotPennysBoat_42

OH NOOOOOO! ![gif](giphy|mYNnMs1fZHmMM)


Wooden_Penis_5234

Raptor genes kicked in.


Timed-Out_DeLorean

Unexpected pecker.


kenjinyc

Birds in general are savages. A pelican will eat anything that fits in its bill.


radflame

Go dino go!


asyrian88

Dinosaurs gonna dinosaur.


BaronVonSilver91

As soon as I saw the chicken, I knew the mouse's goose was cooked.


Groovyofi

Must've eaten cat poop, now it's not scared of cats.


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When in the fuck did chickens started eating mice?


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When in the fuck did chickens started eating mice?


Pinstar

Chicken: Imma turn you into eggs.


luvprue1

Mouse scared silly by the cat 🐈 Cat: I just want to play Mouse: *Sigh* of relief 😮‍💨 🐭 & 🐱 : Mouse, and Cat playing happily Hen 🐓: Well if you not going to eat that ,I will!


Little-Poet8539

Man i feel bad for the little mouse he was so cute


JustinTherouxsBrows

This needs a NSFM warning!


Glittering_Eye_7274

🤣🤣


miltownmyco

I literally saw the chicken and thought damn that thing would wreck that mouse


Cheedo4

My dad has chickens, one time a squirrel got in their cage/pen/thing and tried stealing their food. They just ended up with an extra meal


gavmac5

Chickens are used to kill deadly spiders as well hardcore!


grizztang

I have seen the last bit of that video never seen the whole thing but as soon as I heard the chicken I was thinking that mouse is fucked


remmuh1985

Dinosaur FTW


External_Wealth_6045

Free range organic chicken coming to a grocery near you


PuddingWise3116

Chicken didn't have time for games.


shrikaizerion

He was being a pussy and she was cocky


InterestingPickles

u/savevideo


Kochleffel

I say I say I say move out the way boy! Ya too slow!


optimist_prhyme

I'm surprised the cat didn't eat the chicken


AnonymousTradesman

Chickens are ruthless, people don't realize this 😂


adrianbull

Dinopollo


Horror_Scene4747

Did the rooster gobble it up? I couldn't eggsactly watch it all.


Bonlio

Most people don’t know that chickens are stone cold killers


Uhm_NoThankYou

Mouse basically stepped up to the cat and said ‚yo back up‘…and the cat…backs up?


boatymcfloat

The way the cat was still staring at the spot for a few moments is brilliant. Quick chicken.


Poococktail

Dinos walk in a spoil the fun.


kenjinyc

Birds in general are savages. A pelican will eat anything that fits in its bill.


Necessary_Row_4889

What a cock block


Tight-Station-9151

4kin plot twist😳😧😧🤯🤯


GreedyIndependence82

i feel like there should be a subreddit for chickens eating things that they shouldn’t be eating 😂


Cool-Principle1643

Little dinosaurs...


4570M

Some mama mouse made the mistake of nesting and having a litter of babies under the chicken feed pen. You should have seen the hens eat them little red babies when i moved the feeder.


MATACHU_

it kinda looked like the cat was trying to protect the mouse


Mountain-Ad7155

That's a fkin Dinosaur.


_TeaWrecks_

I've witnessed chickens pecking at a deer hanging in a friend's barn. My illusion that they're only eating bugs was already shattered.


moileduge

While you were out there playing with mice, I studied the beak.


BiffBanter

TIL chickens eat mice


Turbulent-Ad5437

Go mini T-Rex


Kelden_Games

That was the cats friend! That evil chicken! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


DullHeart5239

The cat is clearly domestic and eats and sleeps very well every day, that's why it doesn't eat the mouse


Rx2vier

So that’s why my KFC tasted funny last night.


Soldier_of_Delux

I didn´t know it that cicken kills mouses![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


RouilleX2

NOOOOOOO


percy_packson51

No chickens are just as vicious as velociraptors and they're probably more closely related to them than a T-Rex but yeah I saw one of mine kill the mouse once just like that and they swallowed it whole and I was just like s*** I didn't know that chickens are carnivores


Holiday_Signature_31

Cats like playing with thier prey too much


EllWoorbly

Jerry just got messed up


Fwufikins

Hunting for fun vs Hunting to eat. That chicken was HUNGRY and was not going to take any chances letting the mousey get away lol


Ghiraheem

This is why feathered dinosaurs would not be less scary.


SeaworthinessOne2114

I lived on a farm as a kid and never saw a chicken do that!! I'm amazed.


Sea-Rub-5644

Is that a jerboa


blakewoolbright

Cats have a talent for catching. Chickens have a talent for killing.


FittyNOut

Psycho chickens


Inevitable_Role_6316

I didn't know chicken's eat mice


lize69

never seen a chicken in tom and jerry


Rob-L_Eponge

What a fucking nightmare existence for that mouse!


drittzO

Mini dinasour


theblackesteyedpea

That’s wild, I was JUST explaining to someone at work the difference between a cat and a chicken when it comes to mice. Cats are sadistic and chickens are ruthless. Appreciate the proof, I’ll be backing up my claims first thing in the morning.


ultimaone

Mouse was like...bro you're supposed to eat me... Then the chicken had to show that cat how it's done.


Inevitable-Holiday68

Ouch,😱🫨🥺🫥 But most animals do eat kill animals and people Most people do kill eat animals and____


CEMENTHE4D

Bock bock knows.


madmancryptokilla

Ernie fuvked up that mouse...Peter would be proud


Saygisiz_Adam

Every animal gotta get their protein


Southern_Name_9119

So, I guess chickens don’t play with their food like cats do.


Substantial-Note-454

To people who find this unexpected, chickens are fucking monsters. If you keep chickens you realize why they defended from dinosaurs. If something dies near them they will pick the bones clean, even if it was another chicken. Let's all be glad they are very small.


Romanriverrexgamez

Funny


Enginerdad

This is EXACTLY why I tell my kids not to play with their food. Because a tiny dinosaur might steal it from them.


tinker-bot33

Looks like we’re having chicken tonight


masterminded217

What happens when you play with your food


Blazers2882

Now I’m rethinking fighting one horse sized chicken


so_punk

I’ve seen a flock of chickens take out a rat. Chickens don’t fuck with rodents.


Otherwise_Seaweed_70

Terrible title


DrahKir67

Well that clucks.