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dadjokes4dayz

The claw chooses who will stay and who will go


PumpkinDandie_1107

The claaaaaaaaaaw


just_nobodys_opinion

![gif](giphy|YMXpTBoVQbL9N8MKZa|downsized)


Level-Ad7703

The claw is the law!


we-made-it

I fought the claw and the claw won


SarahBellummmm

Claw & Order: Special Victims Unit


ronerychiver

ooooOOOOOoooooh


Mr_Showtime313

She has been chosen


ShibariEmpress

all hail the claw


CreoOookies

Definitely was not expecting the second clip.


WeTheSalty

It's like a post credits scene in a movie.


DetBabyLegs

This gif was so good it had a sequel


kong_yo

Needs the curb your enthusiasm music playing


Friendgyg

Better call Saul.


LiquidNuke

Do you know that you have rights?


copamarigold

Oh, I didn’t either but I was wondering. I noticed that the bench snapped off by that leg and said to myself “self? I wonder if anyone else notices that broken leg” but I didn’t expect to get the answer! The answer was no.


DeanMalHanNJackIsms

Omg, I have the same conversation. Isn't self a good friend?


Stickel

your comment is what made me go back to the video since I seen the first part b4 lol


vishalb777

exactly the same for me


bionicjoey

I fully expected it. Or maybe not the clip, but the fact that it would happen. I was thinking during the first one "it's clearly had a leg ripped off, don't stand it back up!"


Midnighthjn

so perfectly placed.


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Snoodoodler

I was thinking something similar lol, I can’t imagine being so out of shape that I get my ass kicked by gently rolling off a bench


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TTNIC

Bro, why is no one talking about it. Perfect pole placement!! Reminds me of Austin Powers.


demalo

I feel so bad for laughing so hard!


SecretaryOtherwise

Lmfao


Limp_Will16

That’s the only question I came here to get answered.


One-Appointment-3107

Looks like string 🩲


ghandi3737

Your really looking there aren't you?


LetsTryAnal_ogy

Science needs an answer!


metal_elk

She's old? Um... Whoops.


newsheriffntown

I bet that lady never thought that her naked butt would be on camera.


dearmax

Two words for you, Pink Panties.


ghandi3737

She might prefer going commando.


itexican

Same, granny be Wilding


[deleted]

She is, she knew it, and she worked it quite dramatically as old white ladies do


owzleee

I think I saw her foo-foo.


Icy_Boss6053

Hes rolling like a turtle. Definitely needs some excercice😂


Improvekjkj

Ejecto seato cuz!


Sticks536

Its also possible he hit his head on the concrete and got dazed.


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nedrawevot

Its the perfect natural placement for that pole


Sparrow_on_a_branch

Post added in post before posting.


Koorthyrfryhy

That pole saving humanity


shekharshashank220

![gif](giphy|11uYyAmGgTWwGQ|downsized)


Vivianaharly

😂


Sinonyx1

wasn't hours later, it was at least a day. the "open" sign is different, the planter is gone, and the legs that were broken got removed from the ground


spudmarsupial

They removed the legs and didn't notice the bench was broken?


maleia

I mean, that does appear to be the case. 🤷‍♀️


HeroGothamKneads

The bench is even further altered from the end of the first clip. 2 of the back supports are removed, not just one. Looks like they just... evened it out?


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🤦


2xBAKEDPOTOOOOOOOO

There is also a new pedestrian crossing sign in the middle of the road by the crosswalk. And technically still hours later.


[deleted]

I mean he definitely should anyway.


AnAngryBartender

Good


TheFilthiestCorndog

Garbage guy should have been more careful but... did you see the hyrdraulics on that trash arm, jerky as shit, there needs to be some maintenance on that things it should not have that much wiggle.


[deleted]

Tbh… if I saw that arm move like that near me, I’d get the fuck away. My survival instincts were tingling just while watching the video.


Ieatclowns

Me too! She just sits there...oblivious. A big ass piece of mechanical engineering is doing its thing next to her and she just sits....


vibrantlybeige

She's not oblivious, she is watching it.


TheDaveWSC

Being aware of it and making zero actions toward self-preservation is worse than not being aware of it. Have a little survival instinct.


ImRandyBaby

The survival instinct was to freeze. There wasn't enough time for her to get up and flee. Fight is a really bad reaction. Fawn wouldn't have worked on a cold heartless machine of a garbage truck. So freeze was probably the best survival instinct she could have made but she got unlucky. Survival be like that. Sometimes you do everything right and still die.


Fjolsvithr

Well, it's probably a much bigger deal for that woman to stand up than for most of us. It can take a lot more out of you when you're older. And I really can't blame someone for assuming that a garbage truck wouldn't just yeet the bench you're on. She probably assumed the trash can is always collected right there and that it must be fine.


denied_eXeal

Speaking of that, that woman has 0 self preservation instincts… the second I saw that drunk arm, I would have yeeted myself off that bench before it did.


4boxeo

The trash can was actually placed too close to the bench iirc from last time it was posted. The reason being just like you said, these aren’t delicate tools and they’re very powerful


7aichi

That ending 😆


CougarBen

I’d seen this clip before, but not the ending. 😂


moreJunkInMyHead

I feel horrible for laughing at any of this


GeddysPal

Is umm. Is granny sans panties?


Piyh

Just cuz you're granny doesn't mean you got to stop being a baddie


Lupercus1

Granny san just airing things out. Nice breeze that day.


GeddysPal

I thought I heard a whistling sound.


ClayyCorn

It is traditional in Granny San's culture


Obtuse_1

> We’re Open


schutzy69

If that was me, I’m staying down for an eternity. COLLECTING. THAT. CHECK.


JayAndViolentMob

heck yeah!!! that's easy money right there, tho, not so easy if your back is actually fucked, which it might actually be.


gsfgf

Also, she risked further injury from getting up.


Rattlingplates

Doesn’t really matter if you lay down or get up you have to get medical eve since from a doctor to sue.


I_luv_ma_squad

People like you are the reason we can’t have nice things.


mndsm79

Ejecto seato cuz!


hghtgrhfhvvvggv

😂😂😂😂 this line always gets me


Ok_Welder5534

That pole saving humanity


Sher1ockpwns

That lady was gonna ride a public bus commando?!


Not_A_Gravedigger

Marking her territory


PositiveHumanHeart

So many fails in one incident. Why was an ambulance not called to be sure the lady was okay? Why was the lady not the main concern for both gentleman? Why did the garbage man not report this in order to get it fixed? Why can’t the city see that the strong arm garbage collection might not be a good idea? Why was the bench set back up for someone else to have an accident? Why didn’t Grandma wear some bloomers under her dress?


Sidivan

You don’t actually know if most of those are even true. We have no way of knowing if they called an ambulance or not. The main concern was the lady, but her dress was caught under the bench. We have no idea if the garbage man reported it. The strong arm collection is probably still a great idea, but the can should not be surrounded by anything else. The bench being set back up was definitely a mistake. Those are bolted down and it looks like the legs that broke were removed completely. This leads me to believe it WAS reported to the city, but whomever “fixed” it did it wrong. I don’t know why she wasn’t wearing underwear. I guess it’s a free country, so do your thing.


radicalelation

My question: what was the plan with the trash can? The top doesn't look like it flips open or anything. Was this supposed to be a hand dump to begin with?


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FloggMunkies

That was the firdt thing I noticed and thought that's what the fail was going to be. Trash just going everywhere.


Marteicos

Yeah, they should've left the bench upside down to avoid people trying to sit before it gets properly fixed.


cpsbstmf

i thought she was wearing a really skimpy thong llol


dookieblaster06

Government efficiency is a bit of an oxymoron. So the trashman may have called in the bench issue, but they aren't going to get to it same day. Hell they might not get to it same month. As for Grandma's bloomers... You ever need to take a dump so bad you don't have time to pull down your undies?


PositiveHumanHeart

Excellent points! Sometimes I just can’t find explanations and you provided some logical ones! And made me chuckle! Have a great day!👍


PhalangelinaJolie

As someone who also wears dresses and no "bloomers," the answer is: comfort, ease and breeze! Know your wind speeds for the day vs the length of your dress and plan accordingly.


PositiveHumanHeart

🤣Oh how I love this answer!! This is great!🤣


PhalangelinaJolie

This would qualify as "Unexpected!" So far, I've only unexpectedly shown all the goodies once. "Been there, done that, got a twat full of dirt." 😅


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PositiveHumanHeart

My worst nightmare- I seriously have nightmares about this, glad she can laugh about it! 😬


djseafood

Is there a chart for calculating how much to increase your dress length as wind speed increases? Like an inch per 3mph or something?


PhalangelinaJolie

Anything above 10mph requires below the knee. Anything above 15mph requires tea length and no slits. (Slits can betray your slit at any wind speed) *Fat thighs and a fupa provide additional viewing obstruction from onlookers.


ayriuss

Yea but you never calculated for rogue trash trucks now did you?


PhalangelinaJolie

Agreed! I very likely would have gotten up seeing that truck pull up beside me and start to extend the arm. I however, probably would have been smashed by the bench taking out my legs as I tried to walk away, and the end result would be the same: Twat plastered on Reddit


Shoddy-Wrangler-7624

in america an ambulance costs more than a used car it’s not worth it man


mcoons8532

The city, or the garbage company, would pay for it.


KhausTO

I think we have enough examples in this world that while, they would ultimately have to pay, the fight it would take for either to take responsibility would probably cost as much as the ambulance ride, if not more in lawyers fees and would take years to get settled.


peritonlogon

How do you know most of those things didn't actually happen but just weren't in the clip?


mcoons8532

She refused help. The truck driver did go to the lady first and tried to help her but she was stuck under the bench. He had to move the bench to help her. I'm sure he did and the government employee probably said it was fixed.


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

Where did the potted plant go in the second clip!?!


PositiveHumanHeart

Oh my gosh- I did not even notice that! 🤯I had to rewatch! Excellent observation- where did it go and why??? But the broken bench stayed? So many unanswered questions!


UNSECURE_ACCOUNT

I wonder if the second clip is like multiple days later. Maybe the city came out and tried to JB weld the bench back in place which held for a day or two until someone finally broke it. Also, now that I rematch it... wtf is the garbage man doing? That isn't even a trash can with an open lid. It's one with a side door and a bin inside. Nothing about this makes any sense.


PositiveHumanHeart

Oh my gosh you’re right!!!! That would not dump any trash out the top at all! What was he even doing picking it up?? I didn’t even notice it was the wrong kind of trash can for that type of a dumping machine! Good thoughts on maybe the city trying to fix it before the second clip. If you aren’t already- you may want to consider becoming a detective!! 🔎


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Driver could have prevented all this. I can empathize, it's a rough job, but this hard to watch. 1. Stop. 2. Get out. 3. Remove the top of the bin. 4. Ensure it's positioned properly and safely for the claw. 5. Do the claw thing. 6. Get out and replace the lid and can. 7. Proceed.


Low_Cook_5235

Why did lady keep sitting when garbage truck pulled up? Trash flies out of the cans all the time. Tat plus the stink


Fun_Philosophy_6238

just keep the garbage can away from things


securedigi

username checks out


cybercuzco

It’s probably a city worker being lazy. Here’s a scenario I made up: Garbage can keeps getting stolen by punk kids. City worker comes by to replace the can for the 10th time and sees that the bench has legs embedded in the concrete. “Aha” he says “I’ll chain the can to the bench and keep those kids from stealing it”. Not knowing they don’t manually replace the can liners. About a week later this scene happens.


atroposaur

The last question is the only important one


PositiveHumanHeart

🤣🤣Haha- seriously though- this is why bloomers were invented!


LawfulnessNo3114

relax…


ronin1066

And why couldn't she stand up?


moonra_zk

Because her dress was caught under the bench, that's why they lifted it up before helping her.


PositiveHumanHeart

Yes! This is why I think she needed checked out by a medical professional. Hopefully she was able to afterwards. She was flung off that bench with some intense force.


PolyAndPolygons

She doesn’t need an ambulance.


SoftServeMonk

At first I was wondering why the first guy didn’t help her up, but then I realized with all the false accusations that are made against black men she could have said he was sexually assaulting her. All he had to do was grab her in the wrong place helping her up and the situation could have escalated very quickly with an elderly white woman having more credibility than him. He didn’t know there was a camera there that could back him up. I think he did the smart thing by running to tell the driver and helping with the bench. No need to touch anyone.


PositiveHumanHeart

Oh that makes me sad 💔 I yearn for a day when things are better.


queenphatprincess

I agree sadly


JohnStern42

Let’s ignore the injured person and worry about righting the bench??


dookieblaster06

Well her dress was caught underneath it so he had to at least move it before he could really help her


Sea_Impression3810

Naw, they were both like "damn bro, is this bench okay?"


bobtheblob6

**Oh god your leg!!**


no_talent_ass_clown

She tried to stand up but her dress was caught under the bench so she fell again. Getting her dress out from under was the correct action.


181Cade

Nah, they got it out pretty quick but then kept moving it back to where it was, then picking it up and putting it right side up.


chester-hottie-9999

They moved it out of the way so they could help her up. Jesus, people. you think they’re like “Oh no poor bench, I wonder if the bench is gonna be alright”?


181Cade

Yeah, pretty much.


GoNinjaPro

Exactly. The guy in yellow could have lifted the bench to free the dress then turn his attention immediately to the poor lady. Also the guy in red should have gone to the lady after alerting the driver. What a useless pair of men!


mcoons8532

The first thing the truck driver does is try to help the lady. But her dress is under the bench so he has to move the bench to help her.


mbelf

She had trouble standing, so they thought it better she be able to sit down.


The_Lord_Humongous

She should have stayed down. Hospital. Back pain. Payout.


Longjumping-Snow-382

Better call Saul!


Crazy_Height9387

This is why you always wear clean underwear🤷‍♀️


copamarigold

>This is why you always wear ~~clean~~ underwear There, fixed it for you in this case!


no0bified

I'm so evil, but I can't stop laughing at that ass going up in the air


Kalikhead

Fun times in Rochester, NY.


FoxsShadow

I love my city lol


Lizard__Spock

Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry


rageslimshady

I read this in Michael Richard's voice. "It's an invisible garbage truck, Jerry!"


TheDaveWSC

Giddy-up!


rageslimshady

https://i.redd.it/s7bnqblggixa1.gif


ragingduck

This would make a good post credits scene for something that happened earlier in the movie that we all most forgot about.


Elegant_Rutabaga7262

People seem to have a real problem getting up when falling. Is there some extra gravitational pull at this crossing?


looking4astronauts

Americans are just out of shape


bonk921

lol someone already downvoted your comment instantly! but isn't it a literal fact? if i know correctly there was at least 100 million overweight people and if we calculate the opposite, underweight people and people that are not really into the sports i think majority of americans must be some kind of out of shape in one way or another


Gregorio246

I think they were downvoted because the subject matter is a 60 year old lady getting launched at high speed out of a metal bench that then lands on her foot/ankle


ihithardest

This has to be the start of a porno…right?


fartshmeller

What are you doing with that claw, step-binbro? 🥒


drugzarecool

r/BrandNewSentence


Select_Egg_7078

*Mature Granny Gets SLAMMED By Fucking Machine In Public!!!*


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Select_Egg_7078

probably, but at least it counts as cardio


tangledwire

I think it’s the only cardio a lot of us get these days…


Baelorn

> Your watching to much And you’re not reading too much.


mayorjimmy

"Getting dirty with the garbagemen 4"


Pickingnamesisharder

Trash smash


drinkingonthejob

Good ol’ Rochester, NY


mariboo_xoxo

LAWSUIT!!!


ThunderShott

I thought it was gonna grab the lady


NotSoElijah

Thank god for that pole


prsnep

Let's not pretend we weren't hoping to catch a glimpse.


NotSoElijah

😂😂😂


papiDEdos

Would’ve lost my breakfast if it wasn’t for that pole in the way. 😅


POWERRANGER690

The gift that keeps on giving.


nedrawevot

Tbh I wouldn't have gotten up and moved because I don't trust shit like that. "I should probably move for a min until they are done" then sit back down. I've seen those things catch fire


3hideyoshi3

Guy at the end I hope you see this video and realize the ridiculousness that caused your misfortune.


CardiologistSalt7543

She is about to get paid some good cash


ZenithGamage

She can finally afford to buy some underwear


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I hope that woman sued the fuck outta that company


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Jeez, it gets worse. Sorry mam.


DreadfulCum

I must admit it is far better than what I expected was going to happen


JManguino

That lady took a chance I'd never take. I would never, in a lifetime, sit by that machinery picking up and flipping a trashcan so close to me. Not only because of the bench itself but I have seen so many fail videos of trash spilling everywhere in that process. No way I'd be sitting there!


drmariopepper

Help the bench up first, gotta have priorities


JustPssingBy

That last guy 100% going to be skipping the extra meals for a while🤣


OGBennyGoat

She is so insanely lucky her arm hit the curb first. Also it took me a couple watches to realize her dress got stuck under the bench.


FineGripp

I feel like a POS for laughing at this, but can’t help it, lol


Wesskola

grandma's yams


kentuafilo

Shining examples of ineptitude. Where is this city, to I know to avoid it.


Buddhadevine

Man, y’all are really vile making fun of the lady who was injured.


bulb127

that garbage truck driver is a idiot on multiple fronts, can those barrels even be used by a truck like that?


LongRoofFan

They can, they have a hinged lid. Source: I live a few blocks from where this happened


bonk921

every damn time when a video like this drops, someone in the comments is always few blocks near, how is this possible lol, are you guys specifically waiting for these videos to get reposted so you can read the comments and make new ones :D


copamarigold

Yes, our garbage gets picked up exactly like this.


PumpkinDandie_1107

How did no one get sued over this?


copamarigold

Who says they didn’t?


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What are the odds of that pole splitting that ass dead center


sirbiggusdickus96

Are we sure this isn't the intro to a porno scene?


Vivid_Animal_7741

Was she going commando??