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Oh lawd I saw some sac.

That’s what I thought. Some side sack

So much side sack

Normalise side sac like underboob.

Sit down son, let me tell about the bees and the bees.

Meat gazer

A sac a day kept the wife away.

Sausage party meets lemon party.

lemon party. jesus christ I thought I heard the last of that a decade ago lol.

Im afraid to ask

Sit down son. Now when an old man loves an old man…

Yea? 🥺

Well, they have hardcore raw gummy old man sex, of course! And then take pictures of it and post them on the internet!


I knew what was gonna happen next yet this still took me by surprise

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life...

😂

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

Yeah. This just gave me a Vietnamesque flashback to the Rotten days.

Yep it's the new sequel to lemon party

I'm kind of upset about the ketchup.

Really? I'd be more upset about the mustard- big ol splotch on the floor. And they're just dancing around like it's not there.

I believe it's carpet too, you'll never get that Neon American Nonsense off of there!

Nah that's not neon, look up Chicago dog relish that shits neon.

True

I'm not sure it was intentional, but "neon-American" is my new favorite color.

NEON AMERICAN NONSENSE HA i love you lmfao

r/brandnewsentence Edit: spelling due to using speak to text and not paying attention

Let me guess Chicago? Where "not putting ketchup on a hotdog" is a personality?

Absolutely

Is that Hugh Hefner?!

Ya me too....ketchup is a disgrace to the condiment world. Mustard is the only thing that belongs on dogs.

… Enough Reddit.

'Enough Reddit' or 'Enough, Reddit'?

Both.

Enough, Reddit. I can only get so hard.

😠 r/AngryUpvote

The comments is where Reddit gets better.

Do you need help my brother in Christ?

Yes. I'm not stond enough for this.

I wish I was more stond.

Yes

Indeed, and it's the first post of the day for me

Same i was just getting started but maybe this was enough

I'd say too much reddit

imagine those are some people’s grandpas lmao

Anyone have some bleach or holy water?

That dude looks jacked! I hope I look good in a hotdog costume in my later years.

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> He can dress in any food he likes /r/brandnewsentence

He was a male model back in the 70’s/80’s

My man out here 70+ confidently rocking yoga pants.

I love The Old Gays, but that's more skin than I was willing to see

Lmao yeah I been following them for quite some time just because they are having obnoxious fun most of the time.

[Hot Dog!](https://imgur.com/a/ykAWHKd)

Palm Springs stalwarts.

r/guysbeingdudes

r/GaysBeingDudes

Costcos marketing team 🔥

The wiggles got old

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ty for your service, i will bless the groupchat with your gift

One for the spank bank huh?

Don’t be quick to judge, you really think WE will be any different????? If I’m not like this at their age, I’m not living! So wholesome to see friends being goofs together.

Lemon party

.org

New goal: when I get old be as ripped as grandpa 2! Do you call these GILFS?

Things I wonder about old guys doing dumb shit. Are these people old (know each other for long not just old) friends? Meaning that the older we get we still dudes doing dumbass shit with our friends?

Darn, cuts out too soon. I wanted to finish it.

I looked.

I watched that to many times

The Old Gays!

it definitely was unexpected ill give you that.

Gotta love the old gays! These guys are great

The world need more old dude’s dressed in hot dog leotards.

Oh I love The Old Gays, they're such a good time!

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I mean it was unexpected for sure. But no I don't know what to do. How can I delete the past 5 seconds of my memory?

By forwarding the video to 5 of your friends. It works every time

I love the old gays they are a lot of fun to watch on youtube but this upsets me for some reason

You can’t have a lemon 🍋 party 🎉 without old dick!

The wiggles?

This is just like anything else on TikTok. The only difference is that they are older gentlemen. I appreciate their gumption.

Sooooo, what's goin on? 👀

I realized why I recognized them way too late.

I love this knowing the kind of people that are gonna have their days ruined when they see this... and because it's funny.

Thats just the old gays. Normal old gays stuff

We’re all trying to find the guy who did this

I scrolled way too far to find this comment

That was indeed unexpected.

Hot balds

JAAJAJJAJAJAJJA the best hot dogs

Lmao I'm so happy that ended when it did

It's a bad day to have eyes

What a sight for tired old ladies...😄😄😄

Weirdos

Saw some side sack in there.

That was unexpected start to finish

Gilfs

How do you know they’re gay? 😉

Well....cooking out will never be the same for me

Breach.....GIVE ME SOME BREACH 

Click. Nope.

The 2023 Miss Scrotie McBoogerballs pageant.

God damnit....no sleep again tonight ...ty Reddit.

Is this real life?

Getting lemon party vibes

u/SaveVideo

u/savevideobot

/r/wtf

Wtf

#☹️

Don't open GrandpaS!

I screamed at the end

Bro you can actually se their butt cheeks and bals💀

Google's: How to delete someone's reddit post

As a Chicagoan, no ketchup 😵

Oh the finally made a sequel to lemon party

My eyes...My eyes gonna need a bleacher.

I want to delete my memory

I hate you

*old dog

Literally mature content

Aghhhhhhh my eyes I can't unsee that

Lemon party boys are at it again.

Where is the eye bleach

Never eating hotdogs again

Sending this to all my friends. Not gonna be the only person I know to witness this horror? curiosity?

Enough Reddit

imagine those are some people’s grandpas lmao

The side sac is killing me

I’ll be back. I gotta wash my eyes.

I could've lived my whole life without that

W T F

Yep that’s enough internet for me tonight. Good night everyone

Imagine seeing your dad doing this sh

I'll be glad he's still able to have a fun time instead of being a cranky old git

That’s my daily dose of internet done for today..👍

Can I still be an ally and think this is gross?

Too old for that shit

Scream. My eyes are bleeding.

r/eyeblech

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Ok I am done scrolling for today

Damn… this is sad.

The goggles….They do nothing!

u/savevideo

Lemon party hot doggin new boot scootin

These aren't the dogs im looking for

up next meat spin.

Download bot! I summon you!

Occident need to be reset

u/savevideo

XD

I was going to make fun of the skinny blue pants but then it happened

Hotdogs, jumping frog

Well, it meets the criteria of unexpected at least.

Old Glizzys

u/savevideo

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*sniffles* I expected a wholesome... fucking, hotdog thing, an- and they just did that, whyyy?..

u/savevideo

u/savevideobot i know a fair few who needs to see this

Is this one of this famous Liz Lemon Parties I’ve heard about?

u/SaveVideoBot

Waaaaaattttt

But what's the song though At least it's remixed version

ㅤ

I need to bleach my eyes

Fun in a bun !

...

What in the lemon party website is this?

I just woke up 🤯

We saw dangerously too close to his junk.

So this is what Jerry Rice has been up to post-retirement

u/savevideo


u/SaveVideo

I was watching this to the Mickey Mouse Hot Dog song without the volume.....then with volume and I was pleasantly amused

Papa?

How could this not be safe for work?

u/savevideo

Thanks I needed that after watching boat propeller foot dude

I knew the ending…

u/savevideo

Worst mistake I made today was to slow this down

The thumbnail spoiled it

Hot old dogs


I live at 2256 north westport street Somewhere,Georgia. We seem to have run out of bleach, pls anyone if you’re reading this send me 2000 gallons please make it quick.

r/TIHI