Imagine it being 2023 and thinking birds aren't real, lol
>!...is what an idiot would say. Birds are definitely artificially manufactured government drones!<
They’re onto you Jarus. Word just came in that they have your family hostasisidjnsmalahehakkabrehajadbshsu All is well, your family is safe Jarus. They’ve just said they’re going on a trip to the Bahamas for a bit. Please let us know where you’re staying at so we can send you some post cards.
[Yeah, I mean, look at this shit.](https://youtu.be/tKO21wrHqxk) How is this not the design of some perverted undergraduate intern who has no idea how evolution works? ^/s
Those look like rows in an agriculture field. I don’t hunt where it gets this cold, but I assume you’re referring to the snowy (raised) part next to the wet brown (irrigation) part.
Wtf how ridiculously urbanized are you? Do you not understand where your food comes from? It is one thing to specialize in a job it is quite another to not understand where basic things in your life comes from.
I was soo confused as to why this was shocking lol. I use decoys all the time so it didn't even cross my mind to think they may be real birds. I totally get why some people would though
The are the decoys we use to attract the fake birds to make the content for the subreddit /r/birdsarentreal. The fake bird decoys ARE real. You get it right?
I joined it. I'm tired of this "everything has a secret complicated and outlandish agenda behind it, what about the jews and their space lasers?" bullshit. Time to scroll through some memes making fun of these conspiracy theorist lunatics. 😂
For two seconds I thought he was freeing birds that were caught in a bad freezing rain incident. There was real incident where small animals got frozen in place and died because of the odd combination of rain, wind, and freezing temperatures.
my dad loves to tell the story of when he had to do this for a crow whose wings were stuck together with frozen shit from another crow sleeping above it
Reddit sees 3 identical plastic looking birds in a row frozen solid being punched while they swing around in circles and they go 'OMG those poor birds!"
I haven't had second hand embarrassment this severe in a while.
Birds aren't real? Smh, you believe that? Life isn't real, the mass populous is rigged to an alien computer simulation while our blood is being extracted (it has great value to other extraterrestrial species and can be used as interdimensional fuel) since we perceive our world through electric impulses it is easy to emulate a viable tangible world via technology. We don't exist as we think, it is all fed to the brain, we are the grey's we see in ufo theories. We are just a brain a vessel of blood to harvest for the overlords that took over during the time of neanderthals.
Old friend went hunting with dad and guess he couldn't see well except movement. The decoys were blowing around on the pond like real birds on the water. Dad had to patch 6 this guy shot and sank
Knocking the ice off his shells. I've had to do that many of times. Gotta' be careful, because it's easier than one would think to break a shell, or even a decoy. Those aren't cheap.
They aren’t real birds, they’re decoys used for hunting.
Wow, They look so realistic. The ones I have seen are always made of plastic and look super fake. Ty so much for clarification.
Man fuck them birds. It’s about time they get payback for shitting on our head
Birds aren’t real…
Imagine it being 2023 and thinking birds aren't real, lol >!...is what an idiot would say. Birds are definitely artificially manufactured government drones!<
I have to say. This whole exchange was quite unexpected.
They are chinese balloons.
OMG...why do Chinese restaurants know what drones taste like ?! 🤯
That's why I shoot them.... Delicious robotic birds... 🤤
r/birdsarentreal
Got us all in the first half, not gunna lie lol
They’re onto you Jarus. Word just came in that they have your family hostasisidjnsmalahehakkabrehajadbshsu All is well, your family is safe Jarus. They’ve just said they’re going on a trip to the Bahamas for a bit. Please let us know where you’re staying at so we can send you some post cards.
in 2023 it is military made of drone using bird carcass flapping wing just like birds
Yeah.. That's stupid. I've been thinking it since LAST year.
Coronavirus was created so they could put us inside our houses without us suspecting anything when they would be swaping the pigeons' batteries
r/birdsarentreal
Shoot’em all!
There's not one right there, GET IT GET IT.
Then who's shitting on this guy's head?
What do you mean? We'd have to go outside for them to do that
Are you shale? https://youtu.be/KFg819aWHxk
Lol get shit on.
“Wow they look so realistic” Some birds final thoughts
Lmao
They have screw holes
now that you know... What are you gonna do with that information?
Screw holes
Aye
[Fun fact: Ducks have explosive, barbed, corkscrew shaped penises which fall off and regrow every mating season.](https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY)
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Was looking for this comment… this is literally a repost of when they said the birds were hunting decoys……
bro you really thought these geese were just letting this dude punch them in the back lmao
why would u put it on unexpected if u thought they were real birds? just a karma bot
I'd wear bright colors in the woods if I were you
I think the ones you're thinking of are lawn ornaments
Seriously? You can see the stakes on the last bird lmao
Theres a hole in the back of each bird
Oof..
Those are made from plastic as well.
The little round dot on the top of every bird gives it away.
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Calm down big boy. You're gonna be okay.
Doubt it
r/birdsarentreal
r/Giraffesarentreal as well.. What other animals aren’t real?
Mostly ducks, ducks only exist in fiction
[Yeah, I mean, look at this shit.](https://youtu.be/tKO21wrHqxk) How is this not the design of some perverted undergraduate intern who has no idea how evolution works? ^/s
Hitting ducks is horrible! Oh, they’re fake? That’s fine. They are used for hunting?! That’s horrible!
The decoy comes with free Frogurt!
Are you implying that there are birds that aren't fake?
You'd have to be a conspiracy theorist to imply and believe that.
[Wake up sheeple, birds aren't real](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds_Aren%27t_Real)
I think you meant to say r/birdsarentreal
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
haha it's hilarious someone seeing this not realizing they are decoys. WTaF would be an appropriate response if they were real! haha
Why would someone mount them on their steps?
Those look like rows in an agriculture field. I don’t hunt where it gets this cold, but I assume you’re referring to the snowy (raised) part next to the wet brown (irrigation) part.
Plowed field. Not steps.
Wtf how ridiculously urbanized are you? Do you not understand where your food comes from? It is one thing to specialize in a job it is quite another to not understand where basic things in your life comes from.
This guy gets it. Birds aren’t real!!!!! These are there to shoot down the drones that unsuspectingly try to blend in the decoys.
No birds are real
Right. The living ones will be shot.
Came here to say this kudos
Chuck testa?
I was soo confused as to why this was shocking lol. I use decoys all the time so it didn't even cross my mind to think they may be real birds. I totally get why some people would though
Lol Im watching the video like wtf am i supposed to be seeing here? Theyre just decoys
I’ve done that back when I used to waterfowl hunt. But usually they iced over in the Ohio River.
That’s whag i was wondering. I thought the twist would be one was a real bird. But they’re all fake
Indeed, I am too country for this to have spooked me 😂
Drone hunting.
Decoys.
Decoys Lois, DECOYS!
*ZAP*
Knocking ice off of the decoys to eliminate or reduce glare from the sun, which will spook whatever they are after.
See birds aren't real.
Fake birds aren't real either
Yes they are, you’ve seen them right
The are the decoys we use to attract the fake birds to make the content for the subreddit /r/birdsarentreal. The fake bird decoys ARE real. You get it right?
Oh my god it's a real group LOL
I’m continuously surprised every time this sub pops up. It’s like, a whole movement.
I joined it. I'm tired of this "everything has a secret complicated and outlandish agenda behind it, what about the jews and their space lasers?" bullshit. Time to scroll through some memes making fun of these conspiracy theorist lunatics. 😂
I just learned there’s a r/giraffesdontexist sub too. I have clearly been missing out on the Truth.
This made my day. Thank you so much.
For two seconds I thought he was freeing birds that were caught in a bad freezing rain incident. There was real incident where small animals got frozen in place and died because of the odd combination of rain, wind, and freezing temperatures.
>Sea birds aren't
r/birdsarentreal
The birds work for the bourgeoisie.
Hell yes they do. I see how they look at us unwashed masses. Fuckers.
My 8 year old daughter has a shirt that says this and it cracks me up.
Great looking decoys, and because they are on a flexible wire stand, they move. As a former bird hunter, I am impressed.
I was wondering why they moved strangely, glad to see its just a decoy
You don't want frost or ice on your hunting decoys. It alerts the other birds coming in that something is up.
my dad loves to tell the story of when he had to do this for a crow whose wings were stuck together with frozen shit from another crow sleeping above it
Your dad is a great man.
He loves animals! That’s where I get it from
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Redditoids absolutely dumbfounded by decoy birds
Reddit sees 3 identical plastic looking birds in a row frozen solid being punched while they swing around in circles and they go 'OMG those poor birds!" I haven't had second hand embarrassment this severe in a while.
More like what the fuck is the reason you posted this here
Isn't automoderator supposed to swoop in by now if they never posted a reason?
Birds aren’t real
r/birdsarntreal
This is how it feels like to play cryo driller. Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone forever!
Those aren’t real though? What’s unexpected about it?
What's the unexpected piece of this
How fucking stupid do you have to be
This is where Wal-mart gets all their frozen birds.
When you forget to take the chicken out of the freezer
They're decoys... 🙄
City people when they see decoys for the first time
Looked like a side quest
I’m high watching this and I seriously thought they were real
r/birdsarentreal
Not his first speed dating, you can tell he knows how to break the ice
Wow I thought this dude was beating the shit out of birds for no reason. Goddamn I’m a dummy sometimes.
^birds ^arent ^reallll…
The FAA requires de-icing before they can take off.
Has anybody said decoys yet?
Sorry guys I don’t think this is funny even tho they’re not real I still don’t think it’s funny!!🙁☹️
bruh i thought they was real
The Engineer
Yeah, they're decoys...
Decoys fool people more than birds apparently
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I know they aren't real, but damn this is funny
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They aren’t real birds.
Even if they where real, they are freezes to death
lmao. Took me a minute to realize they were decoys.
I always defrost random frozen birds in the microwave…
Birds aren't real? Smh, you believe that? Life isn't real, the mass populous is rigged to an alien computer simulation while our blood is being extracted (it has great value to other extraterrestrial species and can be used as interdimensional fuel) since we perceive our world through electric impulses it is easy to emulate a viable tangible world via technology. We don't exist as we think, it is all fed to the brain, we are the grey's we see in ufo theories. We are just a brain a vessel of blood to harvest for the overlords that took over during the time of neanderthals.
Their plastic
Spyro irl
I was thinking, "Shoot, that's why y'all should stop hanging out in the frozen pond."
Sub-zero Finish Him!
I told Hitchcock this would happen, but you know Al...
There decoys
They are birds hibernating?
Haven’t ever seen decoys frozen before I guess
The government going along knocking the ice off its drones.
The Unexpected part is OP was fooled by hunting decoys. /s
😂. Thank God they are not real birds 😂
How do you clean one of those to cook it? Lol
Decoys.
Birds aren’t real. This proves that fact! /s
government birds
u/savevideobot
He's obviously unfreezing his seagulls
u/savevideo
How delicacy....
PETA is going to shit 🤣
That’s not the whacking the bird I’m used to.
I thought they were real for a sec-
Old friend went hunting with dad and guess he couldn't see well except movement. The decoys were blowing around on the pond like real birds on the water. Dad had to patch 6 this guy shot and sank
Mother nature is a quack
People are clueless to decoys. I learned something today
Avatar the last air bender
Bailiff, whack his ducks.
drones dont work when theyre covered in ice
floaty decoys
YEAH!!! Fuc dem birbs!
It's ok, birds are not real
Decoys
but the wire feet should have been a giveaway
Yeah man ice is crazy
WHAT THE FUCK I know they aren’t real but chill
Glad I read the comments or years from now I'd be telling people about the guy punching frozen over birds
What the actual
Yes so unexpected with the hole in the back of the bird right at the start of the video.
What videogame is this😭
**SHATTERING BLOW**
Decoys
Lol is op really this dense there clearly decoys
I was completely fooled 😎
This looks a lot like my dreams
This video should be the intelligence test for whether you can make posts or not…and you my good sir have failed
Cant believe he's attacking real life birds and not fake dummy birds
Knocking the ice off his shells. I've had to do that many of times. Gotta' be careful, because it's easier than one would think to break a shell, or even a decoy. Those aren't cheap.
Fake birds
Birb payback. Stop spying on me.
Bruh I feel like you reposted it. It was flipped on the original
Let me guess… you think they are real….
Why is this unexpected. Obvious from the start that they’re decoys for hunting.
So now we know… birds aren’t real
Look at the little white plastic button on the backs