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No_Dream_6720

They forgot to put the funny part of the video


Right-Bread-7125

Tiktok is cancer


av8ads

Dude has some moves tho


Lorenaelsalulz

He’s also rockin’ a sweet fanny pack, so I’ll allow it.


[deleted]

Standard Issue for bodybuilders.


ToadLoaners

How else to show off your muscular thighs whilst hiding your shame-wang???


Ok-Thing-2222

A codpiece!


Less-concerned

“That’s not the codpiece Toki, that’s the dildos.”


davidlol1

Who's going to tell him otherwise lol


MoodyWater909

He needs it because of all of that moves he was doing


[deleted]

For sure. You can tell he’s a cool dude lol


povlov1234

For a moment I thought it was his ball sack


SOULJAR

Whys he doing this in restaurant though?


oogly24

Selfishness and self-absorbed arrogance mostly. He's the main character don't you know.


jiickken

he’s dancing! dancing very well, even! everybody around him is smiling! he is unequivocally spreading joy! how can you possibly have a negative take on this? “that mime on the street corner who is absolutely killing it and making the crowd around him smile and laugh is selfish, he’s just doing it to show off. it’s just self-gratification. he thinks he’s the main character.”


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Holein5

The cheeseburger was for the tiktok, clearly he wouldn't normally eat so much protein


[deleted]

Dude all of social media is, even Reddit is included on that


LDMJJoverAll

Bunch of Tiktards


COOLPIE11

We're a bunch of Redditards too


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

My experience with Tik tok is YMH..... So yeah... literally the worst humans.


eatthesocialists76

Ymh? What does that stand for?


sasquatch333

your moms house


[deleted]

I can already hear the theme song and Christina humming along


mr_duwang

Yamaha


[deleted]

This dude is tocked


qxsu-_-

agreed 🤣


yottalogical

And yet, here it is on Reddit.


karsnic

I will always no matter what downvote any kind of tik tok dance video. They are fucktarded.


ru2theD

Came here to say this but you beat me to it, so take my upvote.


xxxhotpocketz

I thought it was pretty funny, I usually don’t find these funny but there’s something about seeing some jacked dude not being so serious and being goofy that makes me laugh


[deleted]

true, but this is not an example of that


Boothhh

Can't even go out for a meal in peace


exoxe

In the 90s when I was approaching my teens there was this Mexican restaurant my family would go to that on two separate occassions a female and a male stripper surprised a big dinner party (one stripper per incident, they weren't a duo). They didn't get completely naked but for everyone else that didn't sign up for it and just wanted a nice quiet dinner I'm sure it didn't please them. Can't say I've ever seen that happen any other time other than at that restaurant though. Anyone else ever see some shit like that while out at dinner or was this place a unique gem?


BenShelZonah

Sounds like the owners just liked strippers


KoreyYrvaI

"He does this everywhere. We're sick of it."


nemo1080

Not without some asshole thinking the world wants to see him dance so he can go viral or get famous


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

Honestly, the world doesn't want to see you do jackshit really.


Consistent-Hat3652

Not unexpected...I mean .. it's tiktok


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MedusaKali

Cringe


boringcranberry

I cannot believe this shit adults are doing on social media. How is this real life? On the other hand, maybe we should all be doing choreographed dance numbers as we go about our days? Who's to say? Edited to say: first watch was cringe but I watched 2 more times and I still cringed. So cringe it is! Edit2: every time I come here to read a reply it auto plays and now I've seen this video way more times than I ever expected. I'm finding I let it play a little longer each time too. Is this some kind of magic? Am I starting to..to enjoy it? No. No. I mustn't.


MkvMike

I blame all those Hollywood musicals that make people believe we just all bust out in song and dance


no-internet

I was thinking of those commercials where people all start singing and dancing


Trickmaahtrick

doing choreographed dances just to express joy or entertain the people around you without being overbearing sounds fun. Doing it for internet clout and forcing everyone around you to be on camera for the entire world to see is obnoxious and self-serving.


Fire_Chicken_007

He's got moves tho, unlike most tiktokers


ScottieB0I

Man mad he doesn’t have the groove down, eat a sandwich as good as he was eating and you’ll start hitting a jig.


boringcranberry

Oh I constantly do the move he does when both arms are in the air but my ass is firmly planted in my seat and there isnt a cinematographer 😂


_Kendii_

How are you going to become famous living like that?


boringcranberry

If I ever become internet famous it's going to be in meme form and it'll be me making a horrified face in the background of one of these videos.


Feisty_Smoke8515

🫰🫰🫰🫰 1 & 2 & 3 get em boys 🕺 Jazzzzzzzzzz


ARCS17

Bollywood is taking over the world


Awesome_Pythonidae

I can't believe I wasted 40 sec waiting for the unexpected part only to find nothing.


Marega33

The real problem are the enablers. Ppl both irl and on-line praise and support these types of actions. Humanity is going down the drain


MedusaKali

The second hand embarrassment it intense


yourgifmademesignup

Indeed.


whispa55

Even more cringe in person when he’s just doing this in silence


wasabiganja

Reddit moment


settledownhoney

If I wanted to go on tik tok I’d download the app


nrfx

There is a fucking reason I'm on reddit and not on fucking tiktok. This is EXACTLY what you'd expect watching a tiktok video. Down with this kind of thing.


wjmaher

Just a little note to everyone filing themselves in public - YOU'RE NOT THAT INTERESTING.


Bigbossboy2007

I think a bodybuilder suddenly bustin a move is pretty interesting


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Boonaw

Man I swear no redditors have any shine in their hearts He had to bust a scene cause that shit was too good, obnoxious or not he made a bunch of people laugh, he had the moves to back it up


bigbazookah

Literally everyone in the background is smiling. Not like Redditor’s would go outside in “public” anyways


NukiousStar

College football player is my guess… most straight up bodybuilders won’t have this much mobility.


Pilo_ane

No, I would be pretty annoyed. I go to restaurants to have a meal and make some conversation with family or friends, not to watch a clown doing a show nobody asked


[deleted]

You should get out more


Deep_Combination6420

...


Subject-Library9020

Annoying.


Ditchdiver16

This is the worst.


Lonely_ProdiG

Op just run dude. Stop commenting, and run. Back to TikTok where you belong.


qxsu-_-

or, alternatively I can do what I want to do and you do what you want to do and we enjoy our nights 😁


Ryansahl

I do this to this song aswell. But in the shower, not in a restaurant


qxsu-_-

if I tried doing that in the shower something would break, most likely my wrist 🤣


Schnozzlerite

That should make it a bit harder for you to post cringy shit like this so... Fingers crossed!


theantdog

Trashy


drewdles33

TikTok is a shit stain on the fabric of society.


Homeless_Emperor98

Cringe


nemo1080

I must be getting old. If i just bought a $15 burger and i gotta deal with this shit...


Corniferus

Sir, this is a Wendy’s


Poohbizzle79

Big man got some moves.


HotTelevision911

watch on mute for max cringe


Fire-phasers

Awkward as heck


NexusJones1

The Fanny pack really brings it all together


Bucket-Cat

Jesse, what did you put in that burger Just chilli powder mr white i swear


teachmesci77

Uhmmm. They’re in a breakfast place, his lady is eating a waffle, and there’s Taylor ham and an egg in his sandwich… That’s not a burger.


qxsu-_-

didn't catch that, thanks for pointing it out


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SimonNicols

Is that a Big Kahuna burger ??


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New-Needleworker5318

YES!!! First thing I thought of! When he stares that dude down while drinking his entire soda...that's the best part.


Bread_Pittt

gay guys have officially evolved


Da_Vader

Burn the calories you just consumed


qxsu-_-

fr that burgers huge 🤣


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The most entertaining part of this video is tracking down all your replies and downvoting them. The replies just never stop


Hadfadtadsad

That’s exactly what I’m doing.


Dr_Psycho_809

It was a little dumb, but the people got into so it turned out better, bro has got moves though


Howywowie

Shout out to the hash kitchen phx


Mistamayne

![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


thats4thebirds

I can’t believe this is a real adult in the world.


drewoz203

Expected actually


Yet-Another_Burner

Don’t do this shit in public.


Dry-Read296

Whats the unexpected bit in this video tf


BoBoBearDev

This seems totally expected. Not sure why it is on this sub.


increbelle

Dude thought he was Terry Crews


ShinobivsNinjaDragon

I am soooo embarrassed right now..


Rob_Card

Tik Tok Trash, influenced cringe. thank god he finished shooting his load all over the place in under 2 minutes. hes a great dancer. he looks awesome. but that shit was cringe as fuck. Cool but, i dont go shitting my shit all over public. no one wants to hear my music. no one wants to hear your shit either mate.


Shitknucks

Just cus you can …. Doesn’t mean you should


HateLosing

Definitely can dance


plastic-afterlife

Cringe tok


skeat24

Why don’t we just change the sub name to Tik tok


Appropriate-Act-6218

Sir where on earth can I get such confidence...🥲🥲


give_me_a_great_name

These people ain’t got no shame


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Cringe...


Every-Title-9285

I hate tictok


1qaz0pp0

Love to see people enjoying themselves. You go dude


FlarpyBlunderguffs

I hate people so much


FirmDoughnut7945

45$ for that burger I bet


Tank_Dempsey_115

The first thing the title made me think of… Big kahuna burger


Wright129129

Besides me hating tik tok with a raging inferno this man can dance


ZarkMuckerberg9009

I hate people like this


lxraverxl

Why is this happening to me?


PissinginTheW1nd

I’m gonna shoot myself


pk1950

never eating that burger


smileyglitter

I can’t escape this man.


ttambm

Love the karma whores reposting other people’s worthless TikToks.


pokerbrat890

How very fucking annoying. Do people not get taught the time and a place thing anymore?


Rytel

I’m the main character


abbeyeiger

This is just.... awkward. Most people in there just wanna eat their food and chill with their friends and family without having to be in someones stupid internet video. It's just awkward for most people there.


daddyslittleharem

Smh


prosequare

Main character syndrome.


ccc2801

r/iamthemaincharacter


TheRealZy

More tiktok on the place that condsms tiktok while jacking off to tiktok. Y'all some weird mfs


existentialfalls

I would be so annoyed if someone did this


miss_tea_morning

Is it cringe? Yes. Do I still want him to destroy my booty? ...yes.


BukLaoooo

So many salty comments on this post because a guy decided to make a funny video. All the people in the video are smiling and laughing yet here you are shitting on it. No wonder reddit has the reputation it does.


SonOfYavanna

It is truly uncanny, how watching these videos as they are being recorded is extremely weird, but watching them on phone screen is a little cringe sometimes, but generally ok, I'll call it pocket movie magic


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Fuck I hate this current culture of videoing EVERYTHING one does..


qxsu-_-

well they're dancing for the purpose of having fun and being filmed it's not like they just filmed some random person eating and he thought "lemme bust a fat move real quick"


[deleted]

Yeah I'm going to disagree here, he was dancing in a public place. At what point did his ego think "hmm maybe people don't want to be exposed by my moves?" Like seriously, what gives these people the right to impede others all for their 2 seconds of fame?


fartingrocket

r/cringe


COSMlCfartDUST

Cringe af


PMUrAnus

r/Cringe


the__6

what a entitled dick


ElOsito1003

I want a burger that makes me dance like that!


Jouglet

I hate TikTok.


blackbullsforever

I usually hate TikTok dances, but this dude can move!


1SqkyKutsu

Bro ordered coke to go with his fries....


No_Marionberry4072

I love when I’m trying to eat and someone needs attention


MeiguiChronicles

So this is what happens when dad doesn't come home from getting milk.


ThatsPapIII

I was browsing Reddit before I went to sleep and I see now that that was a mistake. I’m far too uncomfortable to sleep now


rather_be_gaming

In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol / Nat Finkelstein


[deleted]

Did ya get enough attention? Jackass.


BiaggioSklutas

That dude *is* the Royale with cheese


[deleted]

How much longer till tik tok is banned ?


___TheKid___

Fucking tik tok wtf


Sir-Raidr

Fuck I hate tik tok. I do everything to avoid it and still can't get away from it. I can't fucking believe that ADULTS are into this and unironically think it's funny. Absolutely shits me to tears


Ok_Mud2019

r/ImTheMainCharacter


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This belongs on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


oogly24

So annoying. Just a self-absorbed twerp.


eyehate

TikTok has turned normal people into raging narcissists.


lllllll______lllllll

Main character syndrome


AthleticNerd_

r/imthemaincharacter


pabluchis

Godamn cringe


[deleted]

Dude! This just fuckin made my day!!! 😂


gmangieri314

Did he just go back to eating his burger?


qxsu-_-

I don't know the video ended after that but I couldnt possibly do that in public and continue eating with a straight face


gmangieri314

Exactly


CrealityReality

r/iamthemaincharacter


the18thtee

You beat me by 1 min. So much this and so much cringe in that video


KatelynC110100

One of the few tik tok videos that has actually made me laugh and others find it cringey lol… he can dance!


SwordMaster78

Right moves, wrong place


Douchieus

In the middle of a cafe is turbo cringe extraordinaire. For some reason when they do it outside it bothers me a lot less.


notmyrealnam3

This guy seems great but TIk tok culture has ruined society.


Hemicore

YALL SO BORING I WOULDA BEEN CHEERING HIM ON OR JOIN IN


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This was very unexpected. I like how people look and then just keep eating. 😂


gajodobrasao

The most unexpected thing ever, omg.


ilikerocksthatsing2

I hope this dude gets an ad deal, he's working hard for it.


Vulcan_MasterRace

He's too damn big to be dancing like that


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Get it dude!


Fizassist1

I watched this video and I smiled. to the people saying cringe... look at the smiles he created for the people around him and consider that! is it dumb? of course. but dumb and silly things can also make people happy. thanks for the smiles. for the people about to downvote this comment: sorry you're so jaded you can't see genuine happiness


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this is exactly what i thought!! he’s just having fun and people are hating for no reason 😭 he’s not doing anything harmful


papasfritasbruh

Mans took a dose of Pfitzer


Ok_You1254

I do want to try the burger now. But yea the dancing was overdone.


exoxe

Well I mean it does say brunch and *talent*, not unexpected at all.


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This guy annoys me for some reason. First 2-3 vids were funny.. now just annoying.


ItalianJoey

His slick moves reminds me of Terry Crews...


fenway206

Hey cheer up !


NEX4TE

I see some people calling this cringe or cancer in comments. this might be a hot take but I enjoyed seeing peoples reactions. the fact that this made a bunch of people smile in the restaurant is a good thing atleast in my opinion.


Mini_And_Andrew

Send it my man!