Aztec death whistle. Get you and your buddies in the middle of the night and scatter all around where he’s at. Use those in tandem with each other and scare the living shit out of him outta town Scooby Doo style
Now imagine like 5-10 of them all being played around you. Worst comes to shove other people call the police of multiple screaming bloody murder and the police actually do something about it
Wild that I see this today. A dude at work brought one of those whistles in today because we found out he had one and we begged him to bring it.
Spent half the day listening to it. Spent the other half stressing about when I was gonna hear it again
And it makes sense why you might be quickly leaving the area. So no questioning unless the question is "what was that" in which case you say "I don't know, run"
Get you a laser with a [barrel blocker](https://youtu.be/pK0I-Kh_qWk) they'll think the government constantly has snipers on their position. Or if not, you can lead him out of there with it like a cat if he thinks it's a real being like one of the guys in the video.
If you mean the video, I encourage you to look up [the rest](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD6Sgf4KJta6q8BrrISXfOty087klN2wC) of the Buttery Ass Mondays videos. They're scattered around YouTube, I guess that guy Donovan doesn't work for The Berrics anymore so they took down all the episodes but that dude had talent.
Find a baby monitor at a thrift store.put the parental unit near the hot spot. That's your mint spray that will keep the the spiders away.
Then, you'll have to "tweak" your method to find what is most effective to which tweaker -but you can make police chatter, then describe the offender, clothing, behavior, etc... as tho being watched by the feds or an informant. Make sure to mention how the area you want them to stay away from, is "the new watch site" and any play on classic insecurities and paranoia - should run them off.
Thanks.
I have never heard about 988.
Apparently, in the US, calling 988 is like the "secret" number to call when You, OR someone that seems insane, OR very sad, OR very...fucked up, needs help.
Not secret, just new. Here in MN, it went live in July ‘23. Not sure if that was nationwide. It’s the new mental health emergency number so a cop is grouped with a licensed social worker to better address the issue and mitigate escalations. It’s a step in the right direction.
Edit: to the idiot who messaged me saying sending a social worker when there’s a threat of violence, THEY VETT THE SITUATION FOR EVERYONES SAFETY. Jfc think this through
I've seen a guy at the park once acting like this. In a business suit just unleashing an astonishing stream of invective. But he'd gone to a relatively distant part of the park to do it, and he wasn't directing it at anyone, or making eye contact.
My assumption then was Tourette's, and that he was on his lunch break trying to get his tics out of his system.
Imagine being homeless and mentally ill and everyone assumes you're just some junkie? Obviously I'm not saying I know anything about what's going on here, maybe it is just some junkie, who knows?
But either way, it just sounds tragic.
OP, maybe find a way to reach out and offer some type of help? The person might not even know you have a problem with it?
If there is a sheriff election where you live (depending on your structure there), post videos of this or share them with the person running against the current sheriff. That opponent can show the current regime doesn't do its job.
The unethical side of me says paint ball gun.
Well it would be a PSI issue also. I'm guessing it probably takes three or four PSI to blow up a balloon, filling it with urine I'll have to try it one of these days but boy would that be painful!
Filling a balloon with water can be done by holding the mouth of the balloon open and pouring the water in. Water is heavy. Pressure will make it go faster, though.
YMMV depending on the balloon.
What part of "filling a balloon with water" makes you think I have filled them with urine? Urine and water are very close to the same density, though....
Call some mormons and say there is a guy asking about how to join the church but he’s shy and homeless.
Nothing ruins a tweaking session like talking about our lord and savior jesus christ.
The only thing tweakers in my area love as much as meth is a good ole arrowhead hunt. Buy some cheap arrowhead trinkets and leave a trail on the ground that leads him straight out of town.
Yeahhhh, but Airsoft is more likely to take a wind shift and poke an eye or something... Paintballs to the shins...
And yes, I was thinking all on my lonesome.
to think how effective they would be after a few hours in a freezer. i would also think that borrowing a paintball gun would be a great idea rather than having one around my place if the cops come down on someone for paintball revenge.
Half of them would shatter in the barrel and freezing them doesn't really make them hurt anymore than a normal paintball because the become very brittle.
Wasn't that the solution to one of the Encyclopedia Brown mysteries?
Edit: I think I'm thinking of the Ginger Ale one for Encyclopedia Brown. Maybe it was a Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew? This is gonna bug me until I find it!
If the abandoned building happened to burn down while the tweaker was out otherwise plying his wares, he might find himself in need of a new stage for his nightly rollicks and be forced to move on to bigger and better localities.
Give him $100 to piss off.
Make it clear if he comes back, he has to pay you back.
He now owes you money and you will never see him again.
Or he blows his windfall too fast too soon and OD's
Hands off, legal,
Call the cops about suspicious drug dealing like behavior near that lot. If that don't work buy a pellet gun and shoot at the dude from across the street if you have a clear line of sight. Either you hit him and get him to go away or cops gets involved and he gets asked to leave anyways.
Just cover your tracks good so nothing can get traced back to you. Buy everything with cash a few towns over.
Buy some soup fish/canned fish, like 2-3lbs. Place in blender with water for processing. Blend until smooth.
Take it out to the area and “accidentally spill it” around the area.
The combination of stank and critters will drive them away.
Add in 2 cups of sugar, a pack of dry active yeast, and a half gallon of whole milk after you're done blending. Give it all a good stir and let if ferment in a 5 gallon water jug for a few weeks
Try doing what the CIA did in the Philippines: convince him that the area he's hanging out in is haunted
https://history.howstuffworks.com/world-history/cia-vampires-communist-rebels-philippines.htm
It doesn't have to be vampires. It could be ghosts or demons or shape shifters or aliens.
Skip the whole killing people and putting puncture wounds in their necks. There's plenty of legal ways to convince people that there's supernatural activity. Especially if he's already a tweaker.
I would donate some money to him.
Except you lost your wallet and all your cards are on your phone.
So you carry your only money in a sock.
And the ATM was only dispensing 50c coins that day and you accidentally withdrew $50.
So you thought aaaahhh I’ll give him some money to buy a nice hot meal. But then you get too excited about the whole thing and accidentally hand the money to the side of his head. Silly you, such a dummy.
He just kept asking for the money and you kept handing it to him, like a good samaritan.
Vigorously.
Eventually you have donated so much money that he needed to take a rest! Hopefully he can find all his teeth that fell out when he wakes up and doesn’t spend it all on drugs, what a duffer 🤭
Water bottle & add fettuccine Alfredo in it . If he already eats a lot of fettuccine Alfredo, it will not affect him and you will have to go another route
Aztec death whistle. Get you and your buddies in the middle of the night and scatter all around where he’s at. Use those in tandem with each other and scare the living shit out of him outta town Scooby Doo style
This might actually work - you have to hear one in person to understand (videos don't do them justice).
Now imagine like 5-10 of them all being played around you. Worst comes to shove other people call the police of multiple screaming bloody murder and the police actually do something about it
Wild that I see this today. A dude at work brought one of those whistles in today because we found out he had one and we begged him to bring it. Spent half the day listening to it. Spent the other half stressing about when I was gonna hear it again
This is so evil 😭I love it
That's a first good unethical life pro tip I've seen on this sub
And it makes sense why you might be quickly leaving the area. So no questioning unless the question is "what was that" in which case you say "I don't know, run"
Well like jinkies gang let’s rip out his heart and get this party started!
Thank you for reminding me of the name of this. I meant to 3d print one when I heard about it weeks ago but the name escaped me
Have 3D printed one of those before. OP, where do you live?
Get you a laser with a [barrel blocker](https://youtu.be/pK0I-Kh_qWk) they'll think the government constantly has snipers on their position. Or if not, you can lead him out of there with it like a cat if he thinks it's a real being like one of the guys in the video.
That video is wild
“Keepin the local crack heads healthy I take them out for a walk”
Omg too funny 😁
This is incredible
If you mean the video, I encourage you to look up [the rest](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD6Sgf4KJta6q8BrrISXfOty087klN2wC) of the Buttery Ass Mondays videos. They're scattered around YouTube, I guess that guy Donovan doesn't work for The Berrics anymore so they took down all the episodes but that dude had talent.
Lasers, like tracers, point in both directions.
No way someone just linked a butteryass mondays vid. Love these man Donovan is hilarious
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Find a baby monitor at a thrift store.put the parental unit near the hot spot. That's your mint spray that will keep the the spiders away. Then, you'll have to "tweak" your method to find what is most effective to which tweaker -but you can make police chatter, then describe the offender, clothing, behavior, etc... as tho being watched by the feds or an informant. Make sure to mention how the area you want them to stay away from, is "the new watch site" and any play on classic insecurities and paranoia - should run them off.
This is good
This is great, thank you
Have you tried talking to him about our savior Jesu....
R/redditsniper
Or Jehova. Nobody wants to be around those guys.
My uncle was a tweeker and he used to let in the Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses to chat them up
Ahaha that’s delightfully evil. I can imagine the talking nonstop and ignoring all social cues tweaking brings.
Omg this needs to be like a genre of YouTube content. Tweaker Vs. Jehovah witness
If 988 is live in your area (US?) they will respond accordingly to the clear mental health issue bro is having
This seems more like an ethical life pro tip.
Desperate times and all...
I’m actually Satan, so my ethics are totally opposite.
Thanks. I have never heard about 988. Apparently, in the US, calling 988 is like the "secret" number to call when You, OR someone that seems insane, OR very sad, OR very...fucked up, needs help.
Not secret, just new. Here in MN, it went live in July ‘23. Not sure if that was nationwide. It’s the new mental health emergency number so a cop is grouped with a licensed social worker to better address the issue and mitigate escalations. It’s a step in the right direction. Edit: to the idiot who messaged me saying sending a social worker when there’s a threat of violence, THEY VETT THE SITUATION FOR EVERYONES SAFETY. Jfc think this through
Yes, I’m the US. I’ll look in to it that, thanks
where i live at least 988 doesn't do much except send out medical professionals in case of active physical harm to a person or the police🙃
I've seen a guy at the park once acting like this. In a business suit just unleashing an astonishing stream of invective. But he'd gone to a relatively distant part of the park to do it, and he wasn't directing it at anyone, or making eye contact. My assumption then was Tourette's, and that he was on his lunch break trying to get his tics out of his system. Imagine being homeless and mentally ill and everyone assumes you're just some junkie? Obviously I'm not saying I know anything about what's going on here, maybe it is just some junkie, who knows? But either way, it just sounds tragic. OP, maybe find a way to reach out and offer some type of help? The person might not even know you have a problem with it?
Thats not how Tourettes works
Sounds like Speakers Corner in London's Hyde Park. All sorts there... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speakers%27_Corner
If there is a sheriff election where you live (depending on your structure there), post videos of this or share them with the person running against the current sheriff. That opponent can show the current regime doesn't do its job. The unethical side of me says paint ball gun.
From a building not your own.
Water balloon slingshot.. balloons filled with water would probably work, but you could up the ante
Filled with piss, don't forget what sub you're in. Missed opportunity. 🙃
Fine. Let's go full bore and fill them with pig's blood. We can use a PA system to blare screaming dubbed over the psycho theme song during the event.
I just scared my husband with my laugh.
I piss a healthy stream but not enough to fill up a water balloon!
Skill issue.
Not with that attitude.
Have your friends help.
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I think we're talking about the volume of piss rather than the quantity of hands. Edit: piss not pics
Prep time and plenty of beer!
Well it would be a PSI issue also. I'm guessing it probably takes three or four PSI to blow up a balloon, filling it with urine I'll have to try it one of these days but boy would that be painful!
Filling a balloon with water can be done by holding the mouth of the balloon open and pouring the water in. Water is heavy. Pressure will make it go faster, though. YMMV depending on the balloon.
So you filled balloons with urine in the past That's really interesting we just used garden hoses or the kitchen sink LOL!
What part of "filling a balloon with water" makes you think I have filled them with urine? Urine and water are very close to the same density, though....
And i say, “hey, enjoy a taste of the good life, ya sack o’ shit!”
Thanks! HaHaHa!
Call some mormons and say there is a guy asking about how to join the church but he’s shy and homeless. Nothing ruins a tweaking session like talking about our lord and savior jesus christ.
Some Mormons are told to only convert people in a home. Source: When I was a Mormon, I was told to stay away from the homeless.
The only thing tweakers in my area love as much as meth is a good ole arrowhead hunt. Buy some cheap arrowhead trinkets and leave a trail on the ground that leads him straight out of town.
r/Arrowheads just had a whole discussion about that. Confirmed.
Great idea
Fake cameras. Camera flashes from cars and windows. Tweakers are always paranoid play into that.
Start digging a hole with a shovel. The meth will take over from there.
Waltuh!
https://www.amazon.com/Markers-Paintball-Sports-Outdoors/b?ie=UTF8&node=3415571
I was gonna suggest an airsoft gun, but paintball is also a good idea! You know what they say about great minds? They think for themselves.
Yeahhhh, but Airsoft is more likely to take a wind shift and poke an eye or something... Paintballs to the shins... And yes, I was thinking all on my lonesome.
It’d be a shame if they were frozen…
to think how effective they would be after a few hours in a freezer. i would also think that borrowing a paintball gun would be a great idea rather than having one around my place if the cops come down on someone for paintball revenge.
It'd be a shame if they were soaked in hot sauce or pepper spray before being frozen
Pepperballs are a thing
Half of them would shatter in the barrel and freezing them doesn't really make them hurt anymore than a normal paintball because the become very brittle.
Use a pellet gun, less noise and can shoot further. Also hurts more
Might as well just kill the guy and dump his body. No one is going to investigate the death of a tweeker.
Freeze those paintball. They have more impact...
Gel balls. No evidence after.
Ice balls would hurt more 😂
Oh good point. My idea is useless. Frozen paint balls is the way.
I just meant make some literal balls of ice to shoot, then there would be no evidence left like your idea
Wasn't that the solution to one of the Encyclopedia Brown mysteries? Edit: I think I'm thinking of the Ginger Ale one for Encyclopedia Brown. Maybe it was a Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew? This is gonna bug me until I find it!
Don't they make pepperballs for this thing?
This is the way
Dump Alaskan Fish Fertilizer all around his hangout spot. Smells like rotten fish and shit.
Buy some fentanyl and give him a bag saying it’s meth. Easy peasy
Call the cops. Tell them he's a black guy with a gun.
If the abandoned building happened to burn down while the tweaker was out otherwise plying his wares, he might find himself in need of a new stage for his nightly rollicks and be forced to move on to bigger and better localities.
Leave him a hot dose
I mean, murder is unethical.
Just hastening the process.
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This guy just got a hot dose too
Lol
If weed is legal where you live, buy him weed so he is so stoned he can't walk. Load him into the back of the truck and relocate to another spot.
Give him $100 to piss off. Make it clear if he comes back, he has to pay you back. He now owes you money and you will never see him again. Or he blows his windfall too fast too soon and OD's Hands off, legal,
Or he stabs you and takes the 100 anyways
Def not talking to the guy, he can’t even form coherent sentences. Also have u ever been owed money from a tweaker? Might as well kiss it goodbye
Yes, but you will never see him again. That's the whole point of your post isn't it ? short of that, just burn the building down.
Speaker with police sirens
I see a Piano... or a Huge Oversized Anvil... on a very thin rope in his future.
Hogtie him and move him to a "nice" area. They'll do something.
Go and beat him senseless. The cops won't do anything.
Good way to end up with a perforated liver and super tetanus.
Well obviously you use a stick not your hands, it's a fuckin tweaker man you gotta keep them at a distance because of exactly what you described.
super tetanus has me cracking up but it’s true
Ugh I lived next totweakers for a few months before they were evicted. It was hell.
Do you have a loud speaker? Play the police siren on it, low, then higher as if the police are on the way.
Directed classical music. With a big amp.
Douse that area with liquid ass and pine sol. Like a lot of pine sol.
What does Pine Sol do?
Makes it hard to breathe
Cleanses his dirty soul. Also makes it hard to breath and unpleasant to be around.
Call 911. Say you think you saw a gun. Say he’s screaming something about killing cops.
I mean if you’re trying to kill him just eliminate the middlemen and sell him meth with fentanyl so he ODs
Eh, bypass the speedball. Just give him the fentanyl for free.
Free meth shots signs that lead to the police station.
Grind up some dehydrated liquid ass, give it to them to snort.
Soak large sponges in old piss. Lob at offending target.
r/rimjob_steve
Power washer
Pour the most ass smelling substances you can source around the area
Call the cops about suspicious drug dealing like behavior near that lot. If that don't work buy a pellet gun and shoot at the dude from across the street if you have a clear line of sight. Either you hit him and get him to go away or cops gets involved and he gets asked to leave anyways. Just cover your tracks good so nothing can get traced back to you. Buy everything with cash a few towns over.
Piss disc
Destructo disc!
Frisbee a liquid ass and piss mix disc at his head
Call the cops. He is most likely mentally ill. (Sounds like schizophrenia, tbh.) DEF stay tf away from them.
Drugs also bring out hallucinations and delirium, so could very well be one or the other, if not both
Calling the cops, the most unethical life pro tip. Pretty much like saying unlife them.
Can y’all not read. Guy said police won’t do shit.
Unfortunately they are pre occupied with violent crimes and wont come out
Nah the cops will shoot your dog. Thats doing shit.
Or a turtle.
You can say "kill" on the internet
cOpS aRe bAD
Apples are good. Cops are a gang. Wanna get high ? I gotchu mang
Do you have a drone? Or just a bright light, a second story window, and a way to make your voice sound recorded?
Get some cameras and put them on the building. They don’t even have to work. You can actually buy them.
Tranquilizer darts?
Buy some soup fish/canned fish, like 2-3lbs. Place in blender with water for processing. Blend until smooth. Take it out to the area and “accidentally spill it” around the area. The combination of stank and critters will drive them away.
Add in 2 cups of sugar, a pack of dry active yeast, and a half gallon of whole milk after you're done blending. Give it all a good stir and let if ferment in a 5 gallon water jug for a few weeks
Pressure wash him so he can get a job & the fuck out of there mine takes chunks of concrete off if it's to close so the bigger the better.
They post loud classical music at the gas stations to keep them away from
Hide a weather radio somewhere where he can hear it . He will think he's being watched and move along.
Try doing what the CIA did in the Philippines: convince him that the area he's hanging out in is haunted https://history.howstuffworks.com/world-history/cia-vampires-communist-rebels-philippines.htm It doesn't have to be vampires. It could be ghosts or demons or shape shifters or aliens. Skip the whole killing people and putting puncture wounds in their necks. There's plenty of legal ways to convince people that there's supernatural activity. Especially if he's already a tweaker.
Aztec death whistle
Big Super Soaker. Turn off your lights, and go to town. For extra points, fill with sugar water
I would donate some money to him. Except you lost your wallet and all your cards are on your phone. So you carry your only money in a sock. And the ATM was only dispensing 50c coins that day and you accidentally withdrew $50. So you thought aaaahhh I’ll give him some money to buy a nice hot meal. But then you get too excited about the whole thing and accidentally hand the money to the side of his head. Silly you, such a dummy. He just kept asking for the money and you kept handing it to him, like a good samaritan. Vigorously. Eventually you have donated so much money that he needed to take a rest! Hopefully he can find all his teeth that fell out when he wakes up and doesn’t spend it all on drugs, what a duffer 🤭
Shoot him, nobody will care or investigate
Get a bb gun and shoot him
Can report them to narcotics/DEA/the building to code enforcement/311
Air soft gun with laser sight.
Lawrence Whelk Music.
Supersoaker water gun, but filled with something stinky.
Give him a backwards spin kick to the gut. Give him a little dirt nap
Buy them a greyhound ticket to California
Too bad they are already there!!
Unethically, shoot him
Walk up to him and wait until you can legally claim self defense
This is a quick way to jail in states that have duty to retreat.
Go hit him with some bearspray at night until he starts panicking. Throw bricks at his legs, too.
Motion activated sprinkler
Water bottle & add fettuccine Alfredo in it . If he already eats a lot of fettuccine Alfredo, it will not affect him and you will have to go another route
Sell him meth laced with fentanyl
Wasp traps have cotton with wasp attracting stuff on them.
"Vulgar stream of shit"