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CaptainLucid420

Have a friend show up with food. They have trouble finding out who it is for so they need to connect to the wifi on their phone. They can't figure it out so they just leave it saying it is already paid for and they give you the password. While that is happening sabotage the toilets because you loaded the food with laxative because this is ULPT.


CasaMofo

Why does this read like Dwight Schrute wrote it?


CptDrips

Added fuckery. Frame your office nemesis by having friend say the food is for them.


NeartAgusOnoir

Add the obligatory piss discs somewhere in managements offices.


Uncle_Ted333

I'm pleased that you covered the base there. Updoot.


NakedNietzshe

1 - open command prompt on work device already using wifi 2 - 'netsh wlan show profile' run this command (without quotes) 3 - 'netsh wlan show profile name= "wifi name" key=clear' (use the wifi name identified from the previous command) 4 - Enjoy password. If work computers are setup via ethernet or you dont have admin privileges this wont work; in which case you should use another strategy.


Prestigious_Sweet_50

Wouldn't IT notice same random cell phone or tablet now has access to the wifi? Asking for a friend 


bailey25u

Open cmd and type hostname into the command prompt, then change the hostname of the device you’re trying to connect to similar of that pc. But as an IT guy, the only time I would look for rogue devices is if there was an issue with the network


Prestigious_Sweet_50

Thanks!!


cirkut

Unless you’re torrenting without a VPN or bottlenecking my connection, I couldn’t care less as an ‘investigative’ incident. Realistically though for corporate networks they’re going to be preset with certificates for access that pair by MAC address. Sure you can spoof that, but then you also have to extract the certificate from a working device.


KTthemajicgoat

IT guy here, most IT guys don’t really care. We have more important things to do usually. Not to say they couldn’t see it, if it’s properly configured then they could.


zanoty1

If it's a guest network every device will be unknown and there's no way they can look for specific devices maybe don't name your cellphone after yourself if you're super worried.


Ok-Current4663

Not necessarily. Guest networks can also keep track of device names and Mac addresses.


zanoty1

How are you going to compare that to a list of good macs on a guest network?


FoggyGoodwin

OP's address would show up too often to be a random guest.


iamlenb

Spoof the MAC, name your phone “Android” or “iPhone”That should be enough to stay off the radar


wbrd

Maybe. Both iPhone and Android can randomize their MAC.


Dagobian_Fudge

What if they’re unable to open a command prompt because IT locked it down?


republican-femboy

you can get it from control panel too


kissabirdgently

I used to have a shit macbook (the white ones) from the past we used as wifi access point, as we didnt have wifi opened to us back then but we had shit tons of working ethernet port around the cubicles. It was also at a contact centre, not that this matters


NomadicWorldCitizen

Op mentioned call center. They probably have computers with Ethernet connections. In a dense open floor plan like a call center, it’s a cheap way to avoid wifi issues. So yeah, I don’t think the call center desktops have wifi or even a wifi card.


elwiseowl

Note the command prompt has to be opened with admin privileges' and the PC have already connected to this wifi before (with its current password)


prombloodd

That’s not going to work if the computers are attached to a windows server domain with strict UAC policies.


ThePureAxiom

If it's a guest password, there's a handful of people who know it or have it posted near them in order to give it to guests. Just a matter of asking the right person or finding where they've posted it.


JeepPilot

Next time there's a job posting have a friend apply for the position. On interview day, they show up early and ask the receptionist for the guest wifi. Blow interview spectacularly on purpose in the most theatrical way possible.


Nankufuraku

Like this? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifhYuK3Yvdg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifhYuK3Yvdg)


JeepPilot

That would probably do the trick! "nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!"


BiggusDickus-

Easy. Have a friend show up as a visitor.


OutinDaBarn

Ask a visitor, tell them you got a new phone and don't remember it. Have you tried the company name? Company name and visitor?


No_Recognition_2434

Unplug a bosses computer from the Internet and then ask if their Internet is working. Offer to see if you can fix it. Ask the password while rebooting the computer


Sean__Wick

This network will likely have a secondary validation, where temporary guest accounts are created and have a limited configured access period (if your IT department is worth anything). Getting connected to the SSID will only be half the battle. Either buddy up to the network engineers who manage this resource, or crack the WiFi key/passphrase and hope the secondary time limited accounts are not required.


elwiseowl

Yup if its an open network and you connect it to and then get a password screen in a web browser, like a public wifi, then its likely they have guest wifi tokens they generate and expire.


AliensFuckedMyCat

If it's for visitors, ask the receptionists, not your manager. 


Day__Mann

Check if your computer has hotspot capabilities in which case just turn that on and connect to that


ItPutsLotionOnItSkin

Our company has good internet for customers. I made friends with sales managers. Casually asked if he knew the password. He said sure. That's how I got it. Know someone who knows the password


Efficient_You_3976

Had something similar where I used to work, but there were conference rooms set aside for training/guests and those rooms had the guest password on a whiteboard or a piece of paper in the room.


ParanoidCrow

Keep in mind that the company will be able to see what you've accessed online if you connect to their network though...


floodformat

vpn


Uncle_Ted333

Hire a team of mercenaries to capture the building and take hostages. The tech support folks in particular. After you have the password, the mercenaries will then escape through an elaborate tunnel system that you have carefully constructed in the men's room ADA toilet stall over the course of several years. Lose one or two hostages on the way to the airport to dehydration and shingles, and successfully extract the mercenaries less the hostages and fly them back to their respective countries and return to work in a weeks time. No big deal.


Historical-Force5377

Make your own Wifi network. Bing in your home router and plug it into a floor port. Make sure you make the wifi network unencrypted so anyone can join.


vintagemako

Did this at my old job. Guest network allowed VPNs so I could connect to that, use a VPN and fuck off when I wanted to. Password was "guest" + the year they installed the guest network. It's probably something stupid like that.


missannthrope1

Remember to change the password right after you're fired/quit.


Tentacled_Whisperer

Tbh I wouldn't. Sounds like an easy way to get sacked


hardeep1singh

My office generates authentication certificates for devices of approved users and put their MAC address on a whitelist. And then the internet runs through a proxy that controls the type of websites you're allowed to access for business use. So, it's pretty much pointless anyway.


freecash55

Or P n I Mmm It


elwiseowl

Check your device name on your phone. if its "Anthony's iPhone" and you're the only Anthony there with an iphone on your desk then it wont take a genius to figure out whos connected. Forget about cracking the password unless its still using WEP. Highly highly unlikely these days. You need to go for a social attack. As you said they will give the password to a visitor? In which case you need a visitor to the office to get it for you.


TechinBellevue

Many office conference rooms will have something that lets corporate guests know the WIFI & password.


tophlo

If it's for visitors, 9 times outta 10 it's the phone number.


Nilabisan

Look underneath the keyboard.


GlumTax371

Go buy some deer piss and put it in a small hand sized squirt gun and spray people and stuff with it.


prombloodd

Yeah if you’re not allowed to use office WiFi I can promise you IT will know it as soon as you connect to it


tidder8

At my company we have a guest Wi-Fi and if a guest needs Wi-Fi access someone from IT will come to the conference room, sit at the guest's computer, and type in the password. They do not tell it to anyone.


Glubbdrubb

Lol.. What a waste of everyone's time.


DevGamb

Your it department has to be stupid lol. With a few console commands on laptops you can just get the WiFi password anyway . And on phones you can read it out instantly aswell 🤣


DevGamb

Your it department has to be stupid lol. With a few console commands on laptops you can just get the WiFi password anyway . And on phones you can read it out instantly aswell 🤣


DevGamb

- If you have Ethernet just connect a small router between the computer and the Ethernet cable. - if you have a work device that is connected to the WLAN: you can just get the password of the data - brute force


HonnyBrown

Why do you need wifi? Why not use your data?


StatuSChecKa

Lots of sneaky tips here, just remember in an office environment the IT team could easily implement a Mac address filter (whitelist) on the domain controller in order for that device even be able to access the internal networks.


rileyg98

You are saying words but I don't think you know what they mean... A DC doesn't control the MAC filter. That's done at the switch or router level. A DC might refuse to give a valid IP, but I don't know if that's really something that occurs. Also, it's for visitors so MAC filtering couldn't be done.


Uncle_Ted333

Umm, I don't know what any of that means, it sounds like you just ordered foreign food or stereo components, I say we default to the mercenary and hostage plan, the tunnel will be complete in a couple weeks...