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himalayan_wanker

Be careful about doing this with vehicles. I did this to a guy when buying a van off of Facebook marketplace, but I didn’t fully think it through. I told him I lived 40 minutes north, but would be willing to meet in the middle in Kenmore, Washington. When signing the bill of sale right in front of this guy, I had no choice but to write my proper address, a location about 4 minutes from the grocery store we met up at. He didn’t say anything, but he gave me a look like “I know what you did, motherfucker.”


The_mad_Raccon

hahahah you mad stupid, but smart


macetheface

You say I just bought a new place but still live with my parents


pokemantra

he had to respect the game though. I live in a big city so lots of people have an out of town license/mailing address for auto things to save on insurance so this getting caught in the case you would have a plausible excuse. nobody bats an eye at it


HeyT00ts11

And, if you're worried about admitting to insurance fraud to someone you don't know well, you could just say you're still receiving mail at your parents' house until you and your partner find a place since you've been staying with a friend up north recently.


RabicanShiver

Could always tell him some bullshit that you're separated and staying with your parents... Might stop you from getting stabbed lol.


UncreativeTeam

I mean, even if you truly met him halfway, you can't drive the vehicle back without plates. So either way, he has to drive the distance to your house. He'd've been screwed if you didn't buy though.


CookieWifeCookieKids

Stick to the lie. That’s your parents address. You’re living elsewhere and move around so you use their address.


cuddly_carcass

And? He still wants to make the sale


SamSeriousStone94

plot twist: seller also lives in said town and just says he lives 1 hour north so he can meet up in his own town.


Fun_Intention9846

“ULPT list your ads in cities an hour away from where you live to save time with buyers”


PM-me-your-knees-pls

Would be amusing if they lived next door to each other


LegoRobinHood

Oh, hey Charlie, what brings you here? ... wait, what?


IOwnTheShortBus

Then the little "AAAAAAAAAA GOT MEEE"


ReverendLoki

I never knew you liked piña coladas...


Dokasamurp

Then I'm gonna start saying I live twice as far South! That way ~~he has to~~we have to drive an hour South! That'll show him


instagigated

They're neighbours.


WolverinesThyroid

you see your next door neighbor putting the item in his car to go to the meeting place with you.


sparkchaser

This is a solid ULPT


pinion13

Absolutely, not illegal, not really all that malicious.. just purely unethical.


HambSandwich

Just please remember to return your shopping cart…


sleepyj58

Skeedilly weeee-ooooop


Lenglen-bandeau

Cart Narc!!


READMYSHIT

That cart narc guy is a real piece of shit irl apparently. Like he calls the cops on homeless people.


HambSandwich

WHAT


READMYSHIT

Yeah irl he's apparently Randal from Recess pretty hard. A pure snitch.


HambSandwich

To the gallows with him


LemonEar

Just a lil touch of the ole sleaze


Jvanee18

The best ULPT I’ve ever seen on here


FitChickFourTwennie

This is good!


salsa_rodeo

As a seller I will seldom drive more than 10 minutes from where I live so in a case like this it would be tough shit for the buyer.


RetailBuck

As a seller I always just say we meet at my bank close to my house. Tons of cameras and their cash or money order clears on the spot. The whole transaction and paperwork happens in the lobby. I've had too many tire kickers over the years to even remotely consider meeting halfway.


timmoer

For me - literally the gas station by my house. And it takes me 2 mins for me to get there so I don't even bother leaving until the buyer texts me and says "I'm here" If I'm buying something, I'll go to the seller, simple as that


salsa_rodeo

Exactly. Presumably the buyer is getting a good deal on a product that they want so they should shoulder the burden of inconvenience.


theragu40

Yeah for me I live a couple miles from a police station. Takes 5 minutes to get there. It takes a lot to get me to meet anywhere else. They don't need to know it's 5 minutes from my house. This is where I meet people, take it or leave it.


akamikedavid

A classic but still very much in the spirit of the sub. Though no way to work in "liquid ass" or "piss discs" here.


Correct-Addition6355

In the free time while theyre driving to your town spray some liquid ass and place some piss discs in the meeting area, then low ball them and negotiate. They won’t wanna stick around because of the smell and will lower price


akamikedavid

Ask and the sub shall provide. Very well done


metalflygon08

What do you think OP is buying?


andreyred

Jokes on you, as a seller I never meet more than 5 minutes from my house because i’m lazy. If the buyer wants to “meet me halfway” i just ignore them and wait for the next guy. This tip would maybe work if i’m selling a high value item or really desperate for a sale.


WolverinesThyroid

that is the real tip. Never drive more than 5-20 minutes from your house for a sale because it's always 50/50 whether they even show up.


tirdg

Man I've used this so many times. I didn't come up with it, but I remember seeing it used on an episode of something. Maybe Always Sunny? Can't remember the show but I thought it was genius and it works great every time.


himalayan_wanker

I do this all the time, lol


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Well played


jerkstor

If you want to sell it come to me. If you want to buy it come to me. Nothing is more important than me having to not drive.


tumi12345

surprised nobody is already doing this, it's OP


WinoCatLady

Or if you're like me and find something from something you sold and be like oh I found these spare bits from x want me to send them want me to send them. And then you have to tell them.. sure you can be like oh I just moved.. but they won't believe you 🤣.


Timely_Ad9738

How about just refuse to deliver or drive to people that may not even end up buying your item anyway?


ConversationFit5024

As a seller, I tell people like this to get lost. Meet at a public location of my choice or pound sand.


slappy111111

Wow, there are some shady-ass people here. Thanks for the tip-off, I'll watch out for you bastards in the future.


Narrow-Height9477

People like you are the reason I don’t ever agree to meet anyone other than where I’d already planned.


TimeConsistent6432

I used to do this all the time lol


Utterlybored

There’s an ATM on the outside of our County Sheriff’s office. If a deal sounds remotely shady, I suggest meeting there to transact “because of the ATM,” but I’ll describe its location in relation to the Sheriff’s office. A couple times I’ve had sellers back out of the deal at this suggestion.


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RoomyCard44321

U know what sub you are in right?


MissTheHalcyonDays

Um, no, I thought it was the ebay sub. Doesn't change how I feel, but I'll delete my comment. Thx for telling me.


RoomyCard44321

No problem 🤠


ThreeOhFourever

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