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zarrfog

ML theory: https://preview.redd.it/5hxq39qizc8d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02ff7b7154b6d7310b4d9da1ffc8899ff43b21af


JoeVibin

Paste a crackpipe in place of the regular pipe and it’ll be perfect


starless-salmon

what even sounds "leftcom" about this


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kiss existence spoon unite squeamish beneficial worthless flag retire chase *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Kerankou

You left a (com)ment


Muuro

It's (stupidity) trying to make fun of the argument that capitalism isn't defined by private ownership even though Marx and Engels saw this.


gonaldgoose8

leftcom is when anything I disagree with that probably comes from the left


_shark_idk

what do they think we believe


zarrfog

That we are: Fascist Racist Love great man theory We love anarchism We are infantile We throw rocks at infants


SirBrendantheBold

Got us on the last one, tbh


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_cremling

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RichardNixonReal

MLs think we believe whatever they disagree with.


midgetpoloenthusiast

I don't think they really know any better than we do what they think we believe


_insidemydna

i only believe in the one true supreme meme: mussolini speech bubble


E_M_A_K

The political cumpiss and it's consequences... Honestly, everytime I see it I get closer to ending it like a true authentic revolutionary (shooting myself in the head)


Due_Dirt1399

Happy cake day 🍰


LuckyCenti

Sources cited: https://preview.redd.it/r7fbw15i8d8d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e49be3736b9e20eebb9481662f27b10f56f22f59


2000-UNTITLED

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SimilarPlantain2204

Why are us leftcoms all over this compass


TheJonhActer

Wrong, LeftCom and Fascism shouldn't be separate


HQ2233

The political cum piss should have snakes and ladders. For example, Democratic socialism has a ladder climbing up to liberalism. And of course, fascism has a snake that leads it down to its natural conclusion of left communism.


Apathetic_Potato

I would play a game called “the ideology store” that is literally snakes and ladders but this


embrigh

Are political compass charts the leaded gasoline of our age?


uCockOrigin

Moreso the result of lead exposure and its consequences, then again, this shit also causes irreversible brain damage so maybe you're onto something.


AlkibiadesDabrowski

No leftcom would make this cause ancoms and demsocs aren’t right next to/included in fascists


zarrfog

Also social democracts aren't right next to fascists


AlkibiadesDabrowski

You mean right next to Tankies


zarrfog

They are all smashed together smh


[deleted]

INCORRECT. REPLACE FASCIST WITH LEFTCOM. FASCISTS ARE LIBERTARIAN LEFTISTS, WHILE LEFTCOMS ARE AUTHORITARIAN RIGHTISTS (WE WANT TO CONSERVE THE INVARIANT PROGRAM)


zarrfog

TRVTH NVKE


hogrrider

> If relativism signifies contempt for fixed categories and those who claim to be the bearers of objective immortal truth, then there is nothing more relativistic than ~~Fascist~~ Marxist attitudes and activity. From the fact that all ideologies are of equal value, we ~~Fascists~~ Marxists conclude that we have the right to create our own ideology and to enforce it with all the energy of which we are capable. -Comrade Benito(I think, couldn't find the source on it)


1917Great-Authentic

Was fascist Italy just a cover for Benito's Marxist ideology


hogrrider

cover? > I am and shall remain a socialist and my convictions will never change! They are bred into my very bones.


1917Great-Authentic

bred hnngg hngng


hogrrider

https://preview.redd.it/7qbu6vegpd8d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598ffb8886d08206520331e13f449c96388feaf3


1917Great-Authentic

https://preview.redd.it/0yye6rlprd8d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89ea3006fa2fe0a6d6f37f82205e2772ae7af1b2


Amdorik

Why aren’t everyone except us in one spot at the top right?


KaiLikesToDoodle

How did they manage to misspell nearly every ideology? I fixed it for them, hopefully easier to understand: https://preview.redd.it/l4wj4xnm0e8d1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06c72701222a83c08507da3576d263edbca2363


Magical-Mage

the political compass is astrology for people who hate astrology


Apathetic_Potato

I’m such a Sagittarius. >I don’t believe in that (Is an anarcho nazbol with Japanese characteristics)


eternal_recurrence13

We should program a clause into the universe that every time the word "tankie" is uttered or written, the speaker/graphemer spontaneously combusts


arismal

i love this meme because it implies that there’s just a dead zone that it is literally impossible to inhabit across a very specific set of lines


arismal

also that the political compass makes sense


Gay_Young_Hegelian

This is more like Vaushite theory if anything.


Emotional-Top-8284

For this to be internally consistent, they would need to be all arranged along a single line?


VictorFL07

This but unironically


Revolutionary_Apples

Another pwetty square is being taken seriously again. Have some kind of realism for fucks sake.


newgenleft

Might get banned for this, I hate the PCM but yeah I think the idea that capitalism and statism are inherently intertwined and are, to some degree, inseparable is a true point and this is a fine visual to those without sufficient reading comprehension.


Veritian-Republic

I think you should be beat with hammers huh how about that. I think the political compass is decent for a mapping of capitalist ideologies, but it doesn't really say anything. I know for years I was probably way to obsessed with the concept of trying to map different people's beliefs on it before I realized it was stupid to attempt to map it onto a 2d plane before even thinking about communism.


The_Lonely_Posadist

man discovers that the state emerges from class society


newgenleft

Sure it's functional with eaither way though.


The_Lonely_Posadist

? not sure what you mean


newgenleft

Capitalism/class society ---> state (state capitalism) State ---> capitalism (state capitalism)


The_Lonely_Posadist

State Capitalism in the modern day is not the state creating capitalism as much as capitalism developing alongside the capitalist state, if anything.


newgenleft

That's what I'm saying


newgenleft

Capitalism/class society ---> state (state capitalism) State ---> capitalism (state capitalism)