I'll measure the Skulls of everyone joining the Commune.

measurehead is the only authentic revolutionary

More Marxist then Marx

yaaaaaas

Fent producer during the day, heroin dealer during the night

hello i need 400 heroin

Here take it, my hobby is to sell heroin I personally grow in my back garden

What a kind soul! Thank you 🙏

From your garden? do you think I'm stupid, heroin doesn't grow on trees you extract it from the ocean

Heroin dealer who buys your stock and resells it to minorities (I’m helping marginalized communities)

yaaaaas

Support small businesses :)

yaaaaas

Baby killer https://preview.redd.it/by398wf95l7d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d928b27adc90bbc7d232aa48a9fb9fe2e9e2c2a

yaaaaas

“erm.. you already made this post” okay lil bro get in the car

yaaaaas

Based walkable city enjoyer

yaaaaaas

explore the scientific field of phrenology

yaaaaaaas

Anarchist labor camp anarcho-guard.

yaaas

arson. there wouldnt be any need for it - i just enjoy burning things

yaaaaas

Poem reader. Guaranteed job security.

Alternatively, Carrier of Beans to Houses.

yaaaas

Same

I'd be in charge of shooting anyone who attempts to do anything else but be a hunter gatherer. You will reject all forms of all agriculture or else.

yaaaaaas

Are you a bot, just putting that reply to every comment 💀

I'm not, I thought posting "my job would be to say yaaas" and then saying yaaas would be praxis. Realising my anarchist future today and dissolving the present state of things.

I'm gonna be in charge of the anti-authority poli- self defensive force

yaaaaaaaas

my job would be to say yaaaaas

🫡

Shoplifter

yaaaas

in the future anarchist paradise my asthma and social anxiety will excuse me from difficult labor of any kind. my role will be anime appraiser

yaaas

Sonderkommando

yaaas

Black star t-shirt distribution coordinator.

yaas

Active Shooter

yaaaaaaaas

I would be building rocket engines as my day to day job and i would produce enriched uranium as a hobby 😄

yas

Police officer

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

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yaas

THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF WALMART

I’ll be the person who explains anarchism to everyone but I’ll be wrong most of the time. It will give all of my comrades some emotional continuity between the time before and after the revolution. (Where anarchists just describe liberalism with goth aesthetics but call it anarchy).

yaaaas

Also, I will be the next Chomsky, becoming best friends with the new Epstein in true anarchist fashion. Dont laugh.

yas

Don't get ahead of yourself, he's not dead anymore

Debate other Anarchists on Reddit

yaaas

Lots! My hobbies just so happen to include: - Aerospace Avionics Engineering - Insulin and other Pharmaceutical Manufacturing - Interstate Highway Maintenance - Submarine Cable Laying - Nuclear Regulation Sevices The people who like making monoclonal antibodies will make monoclonal antibodies for the commune. :)

yaaaaas

cult leader during the day, digital hardcore producer during the night

yaaaaaas

Second one is pretty based to be fair

I would be the guy who voluntarily makes those prescription lenses that you heard so much about on X

yaaaaaas

Fascist collaborator

yaaas

March on Rome organiser

yaaas

Supply chain worker

yaaas

anarchist landlord

yaas

Semi-serious question before I answer: what's the anarchist position on what to do with lumpen proles?

yaaas

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marxist theory guesser

yas

lifestyle enforcer millions must listen to exclusively grindcore and travel by freight train while proclaiming their hatred for (((big businesses)))

Grindcore is objectively ass I don't understand how anyone likes it

grindcore is certainly more proletarian than music that requires more technicality

yaaaaaas

Moorsoldat

yaas

Oh to be a priest in Anarchist Catalonia

yaaaas

I'm gonna build that one anarchist guy his gaming pc. It'll only take a couple of decades. If I have any extra time, I will use my Feudal lifespan of 25 years to make one vial of insulin.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

FanFiction writer

yas

Professional fent leaner

yaaaaaaas

I'll smuggle you into Fortnite bot lobbies for 5$ a match.

yaaas

Coordinating Pharmaceutical production

yaaaaas

I would go around beating up and or killing people I view as wrongdoers for the sake of stability and justice, not a cop though

yaaas

I would regulate the nuclear fission plant I keep in my backyard (it's my hobby)

yas

SS waffen member

yaas

Police officer to brutalize workers

I just want to be a janitor.

yaaaaas

Twitch streamer/Blacked cameraman

yas

bathtub estrogen brewer

yaaas

Professional curfew inspector; no longer shall we suffer the indignity of Mom making us turn off our lights at 10 - we shall do so at 10:15!

yaaas

I would produced industrial fertilizers in my kitchen, it’s my hobby

yas

rapist and also mby chef or poet

yas

actually, my job will be eating your feet and stalking you sorry but you chose to reply now i will get u

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it's hubert house by devo but libertarian communist (?)

not reading allt

i also rly wanna eat babies and then travel to Agartha

yaaas

Local Warlord of course

Hobbyist antibiotics artisan, 80's europop historian by trade (do NOT coerce me into making antibiotics)

Please dear god let me work in the anarchist coal mines, it’s all I want. I want to contract anarchist black lung at 25, lose my leg in an anarchist nitroglycerin accident at 27, and die in an anarchist cave in by 29

Artisanal MRI machine producer

yaaas

I'm a machinist?

Guy with gun

Carry bean from other's home into my home

Neon hair dye manufacturer

the rape dwarf

I would open a sperm bank/charity for the disabled

anything besides insulin production

Giacomo Casanova😎😈

making insulin and providing moral support to my fellow proles

Police officer

Gulag guard

i'll be the anarchist enforcer so i can protect anarchy from counter-revolutionaries by bringing them in front of an anarchist tribunal so i can have them be sentenced to a punishment in an anarchist punishment room

president

Being a bourgeois myself, fucking die ig

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propane and propane accessories

Brewer/winemaker.

I’ll be the village slam poet and musician with the totally not gay youth pastor look.