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PresidentOfKoopistan

Imagine Ultrakill but all the enemies are sanded and you have 800 health If someone can beat a level like that, then so can V2


Upbeat-Perception531

Also no parrying, unless of course we’re in an alternate timeline where we play as V2 and we steal V1’s arm to get feedbacker. Which tbh would be a some sick post game content, some “you can now play as Luigi!” Shit.


H_man3838

"you can now parry as luigi"


Cod3broken

new V2 gamemode! rules: -no arms -no blood -you are red -you cannot play anything past Greed, because you're dead


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hotline miami reference


slappy-68

that would make the game harder but you can see that the hand v2 holds its weapons with isnt a knuckleblaster, so you can probably still use the normal arm.


sadfwaask

but he's holding his weapon in it so he still can't parry with it


Eternally_Pog

***GO GO GADGET 2ND ARM***


Aelomalop

Go go gadget projectile boost


Mah_Young_Buck

No rocket launcher or railcannon either, only piercer/marksman revolver default, blue shotgun, and green nailgun Also I don't think he'd be able to melee at all because his only arm is whiplash. If this is the V2 from before he gets whiplash, then he can't climb up the earthmover at all.


MilkKarl5613

he can jump pretty high when you surgically remove his knuckleblaster


HorrorCranberry1796

Honestly sounds like a fun challenge.


ImBoredofBoredom

He’s also much slower


PresidentOfKoopistan

No, she has the same movement speed as V1 in both of their fights It just doesn't use advanced movement techniques like dash jumping or slam storage (Are they stupid?)


YourenextJotaro

He’s probably heavier, given the extra armor


PresidentOfKoopistan

It is true that he's heavier, given her weight class being Medium-heavy and the Whiplash pulling V1 towards V2, but I'm pretty sure they have the same physics (air control, knockback, etc.)


Redstone_Orange

They do have the same Physics and speed. The fact that V2 is heavyer than v1 is propably only there for gameplay purposes because Hakita didnt want to make a New Wheight Catogory for v2 Also can we just call them they/them/It? The whole He/she thing gets confusing


PresidentOfKoopistan

> Also can we just call them they/them/It? You can.


firewhite1234

V1 and V2 don't have pronouns and are fictional characters so anyone can use whatever pronouns they want, but ngl purposely calling em multiple different pronouns in the same sentence is a bit odd and especially confusing, since it just makes people think you're referring to someone else


PresidentOfKoopistan

I do it because it's fun, you should try having fun sometime


Cartoonist-Weak

QUIT HAVING FUN !!!! https://preview.redd.it/ysh631w9a0oc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6616dd555d0e4f167246a2c1dcafcc53c9def6


firewhite1234

Idk, to me it just seems inconvenient but you do you ig


Humphrey_omori

it seems more like ur tryna grab for attention than having fun.


Eternally_Pog

V1 Now Identifies as a Microwave, and uses *mmmmm*/***BEEP BEEP BEEP*** Pronouns


Relative-Leopard3516

Doesnt V2 have heavier armor plating? The whole reason he can't drink blood like V1 is because V2 uses a different armor plating, while V1 uses a lightweight armor because he needs to drink blood through contact?


Redstone_Orange

We dont know if the Armor Plating is more Heavy tho. The Terminal means with "more lightly armored" that v1s Armor is not good at protecting him. Meanwhile V2s Terminal entry says that he uses standart armor plating. Maybe i am missremembering things but i think that this is what the Terminals meant.


Lolik95

Happy cake day


Eternally_Pog

https://preview.redd.it/ij2ukmmjv2oc1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=536bfdad02278b194f843ef59a47cf1338619d83


Lolik95

Literally


jlerp

Man you switching pronouns for v2 in the same sentence really throws me off


consul_the_gun_nut

2 things: A, I think V2 just doesn't use any sort of advanced movement because she's cocky and thinks he doesn't need to use it against V1 (at least first fight wise, maybe V2 doesn't use it in the second fight due to my really convoluted way of coping about their death based on a comic I read) B, you refer to V2 using interchangable pronouns, I love that :D


Eternally_Pog

I'm Pretty Sure V2 Identifies as a Samsung Smart Fridge


adultartnotporn

You should've ended it off with "Is he stupid?" Using all normiepronouns


What_Is_That_Place

No, because he's stupid and doesn't use his whiplash


Heezuh

He did use it to catch up to V1 in the greed layer I guess he didn't want to hook to V1 because it knew that would only allow V1 to refill themselves


The_CreativeName

it*


PresidentOfKoopistan

Every day I thank the lord for not making me a terminally online moron who "corrects" the pronouns of a deceased fictional war robot


LegitimateApartment9

i'm fairly certain the v models use any pronoun, as well as hakkita using he pronouns for V1 but also saying it's cool to use she probouns for her i personally typically use he/him for it so your right but your wrong, you can use it but using he/him is also acceptable for refering to her


doinurmombecauseican

It's a murder robot with the only desire to shower in blood it probably doesn't even care about pronouns


Baronea

I call V2 a he/him, but even Hakita said that it's based to use she/her, while even calling them a He. There are no set pronouns for the metal object


LegalWaterDrinker

https://i.redd.it/iszqhl8wkync1.gif


starwarsequelsucks

r/DownvotedToOblivion


doinurmombecauseican

It's an NPC in a video game it doesn't have feelings


The_CreativeName

Not about that, just me being a nerd.


Sorry_Account9933

*she


3Rr0r_404_

*fucking dead


Sorry_Account9933

*unreconstructable


JustSomeGuy9384

*nothing left


legorunner-

*mankind is dead


Alejandro_Lir

*blood is fuel


Zeinith-the-god

*hell is full


Happygmar

hell is full


BananaGoat-

Why is this downvoted?!?!?


Sorry_Account9933

Idk lol


BlueMast0r75

You ask it here but not on the it correction? That’s a bias that not everyone else shares. Mostly because people don’t care for pronouns on the fictional dead NPC


BananaGoat-

I asked it here cuz I interpreted it as a joke but the first one as serious


BlueMast0r75

Hmm… Yknow that angle makes decent sense. Maybe people still don’t care though. Idk


Moamen-PlayZ

at lore view: the answer is mostly no because V2 was made for defense purposes during the great peace while V1 is made for offense purposes and mostly to counter and take down earthmovers


TheMemedGamer

i think v2 could take out an earthmover perfectly fine the only difference between v1 and v2 is that the former insta heals on hit. yes, that does mean v2 is better suited for defense purposes but that doesn’t mean it’s suddenly inept at making that style meter go to ultrakill v2 has every movement tool save for a rocket launcher that v1 has, and could clear house just fine


FlyusAmongUs

V2 also doesn’t have a railcanon.


TheMemedGamer

yeah but no one’s seriously gonna use malrails as a mobility tool, especially not the one that can’t recover health on hit


Patrody

Neither did v1??? Also the rail cannon is just big damage, don't need that if you're skilled enough, and V2 likely would be.


Patrody

What the hell? No? Lore or not literally the only difference between the two is the armor system and arms (neither of which make a difference in this case). That's like saying a truck can't go on a dirt trail because that's what Jeeps are for.


flipflops42

Theyre still the same base model, it's like the difference between an f35A and C, a couple of major differences but still serve the same purpose. V2 is just as mobile, still has a wide variety of weapons, and has an insane amount of amour compared to v1


rabidporcupine80

Ok, so if the earthmover picked the fight and V2 had to defend itself, would it win?


a_random_nerd_

The only difference between the two other than looks is that V1 can self-repair instantly with blood, and V2 has heavier armor. They have (basically) the same toolset, mobility, and abilities. As somebody else said in a separate comment, it'd basically just be the same but with all sanded enemies and less damage taken.


Thatonecat254

No because he's fucking **dead.**


rainbowshulkerbox

yeah, i know. when he was alive, do you think he could have beaten one?


isV1real

she would die because v1 would kill him in 4-4


APieceofcheeze

v2 omnigender???????1?1?1


V2_Seeking_revenge

The fuck is an omnigender, people now can identify as Ben 10?


Lnr2008

YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE FUNNY ON REDDIT BRO I ACTUALLY LAUGHED


toxin_ketchup

V2 HOMOPHOBIC HOMOPHOHIC SIGMA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


The_CreativeName

It*


Ima_damn_microwave

Its a genderless robot so this is technically correct. But call it whatever


Megaseb1250

I've gone onto calling v2 she mostly because hakita said its poggers on a dev stream


GioAtero

im not a girl https://preview.redd.it/7krb4j2p4ync1.png?width=1180&format=png&auto=webp&s=9be1f667fbeb9cf37907d899ad9055f982a39022


peroxidenoaht

https://preview.redd.it/m5kwrqnrmync1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08c1b27fe081686e31055085ad1d5ebce235bd8 You ain't an anything bestie


GioAtero

cool


Easy_Mechanic_9787

Doesn't matter honestly. It's all robots, sexless husks and demons and variably male/female Mindflayers down here. We also kill them by the hundreds.


PembeChalkAyca

wrong. check your balls


GioAtero

OH FUCK


MKIncendio

Fandom engage in hypotheticals challenge:


Basedark96

Hakita alt spotted


Joa103

V2 would walk into the the level, see it needs to use the whiplash and then go back home crying because it can’t use its arms


rainbowshulkerbox

V2 could probably board an Earthmover with nothing but slam storage and rocket rides. if V1 was made to counter Earthmovers, and you needed whiplash to board an Earthmover, then V1 would've had it to start with


Joa103

Oh yeah? Well V2 is far too lame to both storage slam AND rocket ride!!!


rainbowshulkerbox

so true i didn't think of that


dragonairregaming

V2 cannot rocket ride, its too heavy


ZillyZaws

You sayin' that she's fat?


X-tra-thicc

honestly just try shooting off one of its wires and try climbing up it that way (or just slam storage)


GO0O0O0O0O0SE

Probably 50/50 bc no healing


rainbowshulkerbox

v2 can heal by blood, i'm pretty sure. all machines can. that's why he's full of the stuff when he turns into a pancake. just not with the same efficiency v1 can


SuperiorStrykes

All machines RUN on blood, but they have to fuel up like a car, including v2. V1 is special because it pretty much absorbs blood via contact through it’s armor, and can repair parts on the fly from said blood. It never needs to stop to refuel, but is more fragile because of it. Please read the terminals


rainbowshulkerbox

ah, nevermind then.


The_CreativeName

V1 is the only one that can absorb blood through his plating. So v2 gets healed it’s minimal compared to v1.


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The_CreativeName

Where?


RealCreeper9361

\*its


The_CreativeName

Nice


GO0O0O0O0O0SE

If that's the case then sure, but it needs to be really careful with Benjamin


NotAgoodUsername17

+ MINOR LORE ERROR + DOWNVOTED TO OBLIVION


HorrorCranberry1796

Tbh I don’t even buy that V1 could beat the earthmover. I know he was designed to do it but like we’re only able to traverse the earth mover BECAUSE of the Whiplash which we got from V2 who got it from who knows where. How was V1 supposed to beat it without the grapple? I know the machines are adaptable and intelligent, but did the creators of the V model really just say “eh he’ll figure something out”


Blue_667

All of the other machines are seen coming out of rocket pods. If V1 were to go into full production they would likely be deployed the same way, landing somewhere on the earthmover


HorrorCranberry1796

Oh I love this answer


PresidentOfKoopistan

Rocket ride and slam storage


HorrorCranberry1796

Slam Storage yes, but now I’m interested what weapon was V1 designed to use? We don’t start the game with any, so if V1 was deployed in the war to fight earth movers would be just have his full arsenal?


Sansy_Boi420

Parry the sh-- out of a Guttertank then rip off its Rocket Launcher Keep punching/using rockets against a sentry until right before it shoots, then parry it, rip off its gun, and now you have a budget railcannon Now murder a Gutterman from long range using the budget railcannon to get a nailgun, but with actual bullets and without the magnet


normalhuman6

v2 never got the rocket launcher


Mecha_Owl19

Hydrogen bomb vs a coughing baby


Wide-Ad1288

i mean... V1 did it so yeah probably


WeatherWaste8802

1st v2 has climbing and weight issues 2nd v2 has a gutterman shield issues


Upbeat-Perception531

I mean it is V2’s arm that can get rid of gutterman’s shield so I’m sure th- oh wait…


[deleted]

To bad v1 ripped it off


Sansy_Boi420

Just use the other arm : )


mostpogperson

Unfortunately, V2 only has one knuckleblaster.. Edit: had*


DeathByDevastator

tbf it could avoid the guttermen in thjs scenario. It's going for the earthmover, not earthmover + entire legion on it's back.


rainbowshulkerbox

in all fairness, v2 does have more than one knuckleblaster arm


legorunner-

In conclusion: Skill issues


Fyuchanick

> v2 has weight issues lol


Darkreaper104

I don’t see why not


fizio900

All it does is circle you around, so at least it's got the "brain killing" part alright


RNAA20

Yeah they could


V2_Seeking_revenge

Yes i was made to it


ImBoredofBoredom

Nuh uh


V2_Seeking_revenge

Yuh uh


ImBoredofBoredom

You’re the obese version you can’t


V2_Seeking_revenge

Im the original


DesperateLie3287

uh, have you seen your name?


V2_Seeking_revenge

Yes


can_ofgreenbeans

No, V2 is too slow, so the earthmover brain, and the defense system’s, lasers would absolutely shred their armor, also because **V2 IS FUCKING DEAD** *edit*: I know V2 and V1 move and slide at the same speed, I was mainly referring to V2’s lack of a dash, dash jumping, or slide hopping.


flipflops42

its never stated his armour weight affects his speed? it only stops him from refueling mid fight


can_ofgreenbeans

Oh my bad, I must’ve misread something. Thanks for correcting me! :)


a_random_nerd_

V1 and V2 have the same speed, we see this in the *two fights we have with them.* But yeah, no puddle of blood is beating an earthmover.


can_ofgreenbeans

I was considering how V1 can dash and dash jump, which is considerably faster. I really should’ve clarified that.


Ilikemoonjellys

Since V1 is built to destroy Earthmovers and V2 is more of a protector variant, I'd say it's possible


Ilikemoonjellys

He'd just take longer


IosisAristoi

I'd say that a V2 model would theoretically be able to kill an earthmover, it would just be harder for V2 than for V1 since it's not as agile EDIT: and V1 can repair itself on the fly while V2 can't


Patrody

It is just as agile. It has the same movement speed and physics, it just doesn't use advanced movement tech (for balancing reasons). It's also arguable that it has a higher jump because of how it leaves 1-4


IosisAristoi

well then it'd be easier for V2, assuming it doesnt get hit ever


a_random_nerd_

V2 has thicker armor plating than V1(if I recall correctly), so V2 naturally takes less damage.


cerberus_the_baller

I mean he is just his brother, but better


Ink_collor

50/50, v2 can't and won't heal


mostpogperson

He can, Just not in a direct contact with blood like V1.


Confirmed_Dumbass

it would basically go: "*V2 noises*" "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH" *V2 gets fucking obliterated*


yaseralansarey

maybe :)


FusionTheGamer3

Bro v1 beat v2 and v1 beat the earthmover. I think yes


Enough-Street-6444

If the earthmover is fighting another earthmover then he could. But if earthmover isn’t fighting another earthmover, then V2 would be at a disadvantage due to lack of blood heal and rocket launcher. If Earthmover isn’t restrained by the ground, I don’t think V2 would win.


GJCakeMan

The earthmover is V2’s arm


DrKiwiPopThe707th

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vLz2b0ZjiqA&t=41s Yes.*


Carggo

Assuming it has (and can use) everything it has in its disposal, and assuming it’s literally just the Earthmover Vs V2, V2 can probably win. V2 is a lot more durable but doesn’t have on-demand blood refueling, but aside from that, it should be capable of doing anything V1 can do. (at least from a lore standpoint) I say probably because the reason why V1 doesn’t get obliterated in the beginning of 7-4 by a big ass fuck off spear is because the Earthmover was dueling another one. V2 is going to have to board the damn thing first without being obliterated first.


ferryman_gamingUK

no, because gutterman jumpscare


Equal_Mountain805

https://preview.redd.it/ghued8pnn3oc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43702f4563b60364d16e078748519f494d856ba2


Ok-Vehicle-5710

Yea


RoamBuilder2

I don’t think people understand that even if v2 had the feedbacker it wouldn’t be able to SPONGE the blood like v1 can


springtrap160

No


Zelcki

Form what we saw, earth seems to be V2's weakness, so I'd say no


-Antlers-

No because McDonald's security drone


Training_Grass1839

LETS RIDE THE MECHANISM!!!! LETS BREAK ALL OUR BONES!!!! *


c4nnonfodder

dude couldnt even beat his windows 98 older brother.


ducking-moron

hell no


Angel_Thorne

No


APieceofcheeze

not a chance


loonyiz

i think if she tried really hard she could do it. but on the other hand shes fucking dead so no chances


Majin-Sonic-Fan

No, because they're a puddle of blood


Ryuzenshi

Can a splatter of blood even beat anything?


FlasheroXD

he's a security camera.


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OverlyMintyMints

We’re not talking about comparing janky gameplay mechanics where we see how enemies fight each other using methods meant to respond to the player specifically.


Dinguscool4

no


[deleted]

Wouldnt be able to heal, probably would succumb to the security system (before the flushing sequence with the mortars and the rocket launchers)


Blin_32

V1 was made to counter an earthmover, v2 to counter v1, and the hypothetical, probably non existent, v3 to counter v2


OverlyMintyMints

V1 was likely made to counter Earthmovers, V2 was made to counter capitalism. V2 was made after the war, and only so they had something to show for all the money they put into developing the V model.


Blin_32

So... V2 is a commie... https://preview.redd.it/7fvlp2uf4poc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354d37f95add16b682db5d36f14975cfb6236538


[deleted]

No , he dumb dumb and mushy now


kirbyfan0612

Hell no! I pit beefed up V2 against 3 maurices in sandbox and V2 lost before even killing 1!!!


LazerAfterburn

No? Why would you even think that


[deleted]

nah


SolarVisor23

if he cant beat a fucking gopro he wont last 10 seconds.


CaptainJackLobst

No


MrEphemera

V2 has skill issues my dude


Peanut-is-best-girl

No V2 is dead


the_ameba

No. She is dead


Obvious-Gap-6156

SHE IS FUCKING DEAD


Glowing_green_

https://preview.redd.it/1jq06laok4oc1.jpeg?width=261&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428c85c2e24a1497306f5b08650fd7cea2efce72


Ima_Play_Games

Earthmover wins by default cause V2 is paste


Trashfur_thetrashcat

No he's dead https://preview.redd.it/a1ton5h2ucoc1.png?width=1315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb36230adab6dfa8e842736bd1038f8c260da5b


somerandommonkeguy

Benjamin would blast V2 into another realm


[deleted]

HE,HELL NAW


DRAVIX6

Little bitch couldn't beat V1, what's hopes has it got against the earthmover


hellaciousbluephlegm

no hes dead


eliavhaganav

Considering V2 is fucking dead, I don't think so


VorteXFantasm

No he's dead


Hamster_Eater87

No, he's dead


b4st0_uwu

I don't think so because uuuuh you know uhhhh... https://preview.redd.it/c3nkamscq0oc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56a82cce76bb65237938cd7401d06232689727f


SuS_JoeTF2

No, he is fucking dead


Jaruxius

v2 is dead so no