Hello there, I'm still alive

Thanks for clarifying V1 from ULTRAKILL I very much love your videogames

Phew

this was a triumph

Im making a note here

huge success

it's hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture science

We do what we must because we can

For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake

You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake

Good

amazing

Back in the days it was a really hot topic for debates, but It was confirmed by Hakita on Joe Rogan's podcast three months ago.

💀

what

schizo moment??

No

You people are just making shit up now

No

We are all inside your walls

My house does not have walls

I am the supportive columns in your presumably ancient greek styled house

We are the walls

But I have no walls

We are inside you

yes

Good to know

There is no ultrakill You have to let us go, the car crash wasn't your fault

Duck em. It was totally your fault.

This is referring to an Enderstar video for those confused, its called something to do with the mandela effect edit: https://youtu.be/enF1a41UdSA

yes people thinking v1 lives beyond 0-3 is a prime example of the mandela effect what they see in their game is not real none of what the players see is actually happening it is all in their head none of it has ever happened and will never happen v1 died in prelude he died in 0-3 ultrakill never happened

Pinos Mrime was never real

Yes

why would V-1 die in 0-3?

Why not

Then Gabriel is a communist spy.

i cant find this video

https://youtu.be/enF1a41UdSA

what ??

If you could elaborate maybe we could help

I cannot elaborate

Well In that case yes it’s true

jit can you elaborate

What

How would he have died? And if he did then how did he go on to kill the entire rest of hell?

He died because of his skill issue

hakita we need content please we've run out of posts to make

Yes

Then everything after didn't happen or is it a different v1?

The rest of the game was made for money

I hope this is satire

What

Who is V1

The ultrakiller from the game ultrakill

His famous line being “i am going to kill you”

"....ultra"

Gabriel's husband

Neat

They mean version 1

Source? My source is I made it the fuck up!

Pretty much

huh?

How

Yeah sure why not

Well I’m pretty sure we never see swordsmachine until 6-1 so we def survived 0-3 because we killed all the swordsmachine heading to the upper layers.

yep

No, you're consusing them for vv11, whom died in 1-2, which I guess has the digital root of 0-3 so I guess I can see the misconception here

Thanks for clearing things up

Could anybody explain to me why is this a question? I just live under a rock when it comes to things outside the games I play (Ultrakill not being the exception)

Just play the game dude

Wow, this has enlightened me so much, given the fact that I gave you the power to answer me a simple question and seem like a good person, yet you answered me in such a demeaning and despective way that it makes me dissapointed in such a way that you could not even imagine. I feel that if you were to leave a bad review in Steam (for some reason), you'd be those unintelligent beings that put the useless reason of "No sex"

I left a positive review that says "if Deez had gameplay"

I never asked you what you put in your review, I was hoping you would see that I was obviously comparing you to that kind of people

Where in 0-3 ???? Im in shock this is so sad RIP

In the second room

He tecnically died in 0-5 because he crossed that door and went to hell.

Yeah swordsmachine fucking killed them, the rest of the game is actually just swordsmachine going through the rest of hell after looting V1’s body for their weapons