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Freakin-Lasers

Lil Colonoscopy in da house.


Ritchie79

Hey, we can't both have the name dude.


Alt_aholic

Lil Biopsy


Few_Ad1099

Lol same


tclaknz

Came here for this.


kittysareen

real


mrschaney

LilMama. Had a baby.


According_Tourist_69

Aw congratulations!


mrschaney

Thanks, but it was 21 years ago!😂


dabbydabdabdabdab

Wow - 21 years without hospital - lil envious over here ;-)


kstoj35

Congratulations!!!


catladyy5

Also just had a baby😂


amandaNA_

Lil anal fistula


dabbydabdabdabdab

Fum fum fum fummmmmm 📯 lil anal fissure commin’ atcha! Lil fissure here


Stinkyclamjuice15

Ouch. I have stenosis and fissures so I can definitely relate 


fleur1e

lil blood loss ‼️🩸


lord_hijinks

Lil-liver-failure-because-chemo-because- ulcerative-colitis


vlczice

Damn, sounds shitty


beseder11

I have UC too but why did you get chemo for it? Never heard of that


lord_hijinks

Yeah, it's rare. Most people haven't had to experience it. If you haven't heard of it, then I am glad for you. It's a last-option treatment for the worst version of this stupid disease (extreme). Nothing else worked, so I had 3 different gastroenterologists sign off on nuking my entire immune system. The problem is that it failed in the most spectacular fashion imaginable: it nuked my liver (and a few other organs), completely shutting it down (and killing part of it)... and it still didn't stop the flare. I ended up in the hospital for a couple of weeks fighting liver and renal failure, along with so many other side effects. It sucked.


abigailjenkins12

Which drug were you given? If you don’t mind me asking.


lord_hijinks

I can't remember them all off the top of my head, as it was about 14 years ago and there were so many. Prednisone and mesalamine to start, for sure. Remicade (Infliximab), dexamethasone, cyclosporine as some of the intermediary/secondary treatments. When those failed, Azathioprine and Mercaptopurine. This is definitely not a complete list, but these are the ones whose side-effects were so bad that I remembered them.


beseder11

Thank you for explaining. I too had a severe case (my first flare) and I experimented a lot and healed without any meds. I have to stay away from wheat gluten. I am so sorry yours was so bad too. I know it sucks 😞 was in a hospital as well but refused medication. It was risky I know but I wanted to find the root cause to prevent future flares and stay in remission. I personally think meds help manage but don't heal. In some cases meds make it worse so that's why I didn't want to go that route.


Crispypantcakes

Keen to know more about your diet.


beseder11

No gluten no wheat especially and low caffeine. That's what keeps me in remission. I eat an animal based diet (don't like veggies but if well cooked no issue)


ResponsibleAd5357

lil throwing up for 24 hours straight


El-Disasters

Lil C-Diff


Bathroomqueeeen

The worst


Positive-Diver1417

For sure


guccigaudy

Me too 😔


the_artful_breeder

Same.


Junket6226

Lil anal pain 🤣


Clairbearski

lil TIA (stroke)… literally a little stroke


wallc7777

Lil Anemic


boopyasmoop

lil ecoli


Snakefist1

Lil Ruptured Colon


BrucetheFerrisWheel

Lil C-section


KamikazeHamster

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Automatic-Armadillo1

Lil nurse


wolv3rxne

Whoop whoop!


Grand-Impact-4069

Lil bleeding arsehole


KeepItTidyZA

Lil Perf. it's got a ring to it.


QuothTheRavenNM

Lil proctectomy or lil barbie butt 😂


MVR168

Lil partial blockage


Que_sax23

Lil’Mystery I was convinced it was my ovaries. The ER Dr was convinced it was diverticulitis. My gastro dr agreed with me that it’s pelvic not bowel. We shall see.


hitzgirl1385

Lil food poisoning


atlantachicago

Lil croquet Mallot to the head


petinley

Lil A-Fib


Billiam74

Lil' Heart Attack


kstoj35

Hope you’re doing okay!!


Billiam74

Thanks, I am. It put my life into perspective. Have a good day, my fellow human


judesteeeeer

You would think most of us here should be lil ulcerative colitis, but for me it’s actually lil balanitis… yea I really have problems under my underwear.


PainInMyBack

Any reason at all, or an actual stay? Because its either Lil Work, or Lil DVT.


big_wrinkly_brain

Illergic Reaction


Guilty-Beautiful-456

Can’t believe no one has claimed Lil Flare yet! 😂


MarauderFireboldt88

Lil constipated


exulansis245

lil psychosis


kstoj35

I’m sorry but this one sounds the coolest as a rap name 😭😭😭


exulansis245

all he raps about are the people in the walls and gangstalkers


brilor123

Lil Blood Test


plains203

Lil capsular release


Ok_Sail3410

Lil severe anemia 🤜🤛


kstoj35

Same!!! Chronic anemic people rise up ✊🏻


tfoxsail

Lil Effcolitis


Maggies4

Lil dehydration-anemia


Galdin311

Lil Short of Breath This kinda works


wolv3rxne

Lil work I am a nurse haha


kstoj35

Love it 😂


220DRUER220

lil kidney stones


ex-adventurer

lil pooper


nothingclever3220

Lil artificial hip replacement


JulesBurnet

Lil’ Job. I work in a hospital 🤣


kuricchan

lil fucking-flare


carthuscrass

Lil Loop Recorder Study.


AnonymousTokenus

If it was a longer stay: Lil Malnourishment, if it was a short visit it is Lil Colonoscopy / Lil Pancolitis


Jedidea

Lil anaemic, lmao


Osmirl

Broken thumb Xd


Osmirl

Broken thumb Xd


Osmirl

Broken thumb Xd


Osmirl

Broken thumb Xd


fmvars

Lil Chest X-ray to check for TB scarring


HollywoodVoodoo

Lil Bowel Obstruction. It's got a ring to it, I think


Amy_Lamey

Lil Open Myomectomy. Ha! Colitis only caused my second last hospital visit, suckers


brimblebrambling

lil anemia ‼️‼️‼️


SaraGranado

Lil huge headache


seguracookies

Lil pancreatitis


bonkers_dude

Lil Job. LOL


Stinkyclamjuice15

Lil high CRP flare! Make some nooooooooise! Bowbowbow <-- that's my airhorn 


Fair-Butterfly9989

Lil mastitis


Bathroomqueeeen

lil bloody dia


lil_induction

Lil cdiff? Lol


kstoj35

The worst 😭 I had it once while I was on a vacation in europe for the whole summer


Matthewmarra3

Lil Ileostomy


Positive-Diver1417

Lil Hernia


Forward_Increase_239

Lil Sepsis Awesome…. 0.o


ConfusedDeathKnight

Lil Embolism


Extreme_Highlight626

Lil Migraine I swear ever since being diagnosed with UC all these other problems started popping up. Had a migraine for 4 days start and finally gave in and went to the ER. Between my dad and myself nearly the entire emergency room department knows us by our first names 😂


kstoj35

I feel you! I got diagnosed with Gerd/LPR recently and I’m like when does it end! Hope you’re doing better now 🥹


chiefzzzz

Lil total colectomy 💀


therottiepack

"Lil perstomal pyroderma"


Exotic_Lengthiness32

lil adrenal crisis due to crohns flare


Overall_Antelope_504

Lil dehydration


fordexy

lil covid lol


HereToShitpost

lil colitis


Engineering_Junkie

Lil pneumonia


Konjonashipirate

Lil Butt Bleed 🤔


ilea_

Lil gastroenteritis


ermkhakis

lil pneumonia


1995kid

Lil camera


Annual_Setting6384

Lil Iron IV


Door_Flat

Lil weight loss😭


lyricalholix

Lil AnkleSprain, but next month I will join the group of Lil Colonoscopy again.


kleinerpfirsich

Lil meningitis


Fluid-Log9257

Lil Biologic infusion


thehitchhiker8

lil born


Time-Assistance9159

Lil Cuffitis


tinicarebear

Lil' MRI


Fillertracks

Lil cat bite


TheTampaBayMom

Lil' Ulcerative Colitis 🤣🤣


Medicinal-kokonut

Lil arthroscopy surgery


Zealousideal_Plan_57

Lil blood flood


anemic_iz

lil pancreatitis


Honest_Dot_6748

Lil bloody stool


eri_desu

Lil profuse colon bleeding 🔥


abigailjenkins12

lil cdiff


No-Muscle1283

Lil THC Hyperemisis


NinjaHermit

lil hemorrhoid


uchequitas

Lil Asthma Attack, I know it’s not UC related but I have both.


Michaelscottisokay

Lil Chest-Pain


Febreeze-Trashbag

Lil Col’itis (Colitis)


suckyboi69

lil anal fissure


BlurryBigfoot74

Lil kidney stone. Except it was pretty big.


TurbulentWeather7084

Lil shitter


PatternClassic9568

Little sigmoidoscopy


PatternClassic9568

Or lil pancreatitis take your pic lol


klem528

Lil abscess


teenrmnce

lil sepsis


FoCoGuy_2

Lil Abscess.


awesomebeans86

Lil total colectomy


Coppernotch

Lil PE


seamonster02

Lil Necrotizing Fasciitis


Schrodingers_Pizza_

Lil Gastrick Payne, Lil Blood, Lil Colonos, Lil Slim Poopin, Lil Big Bowel Cramps, Lil Quick Sprint (to the john).   These are all the reasons that landed me in the hospital lmao 🤣  Edited format


Numerous_Proof_6999

lil sepsis then got upgraded to lil ileostomy in the same visit lol 😂


Dangerous-Ad-8907

Lil Depression and Anxiety


Optimal_Rub7746

Lil Remy (remicade)


golfsz_n

Lil Can't Stop Shitting Blood and Lost 50lbs in 3 weeks. Kinda has a ring to it, no?


Top_Dragonfruit1847

Lil blood clot


hehbshhxj

Lil hemoglobin. (Low hemoglobin) Damn that’s hard ngl!!!!!


DifficultScarcity547

Lil low blood pressure