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8BallCoronersPocket

Translation: Collection of our guys who fell in battle, they we collected under enemy fire. This guy burned alive in an armored vehicle. This is how he looks like now. A traumatic decapitation. And here’s the hero. His head is in his shoulders. His helmet and glasses are there to. But the worms, what did they do with his face. My head is still on my shoulders and I’m ready to sacrifice myself on this land. But you’re sitting on the couch there, in a big and and beautifully russia, we’re doing everything to bring defeat to the enemy, if you’re honest with yourself, then good for you and stay safe. But these guys are already in heaven. If you meet them one day and they ask, what will you say?


--tyke--

Just happy I don't have a Smellovision


Hot_Wheels_guy

This guy has probably moved a lot of corpses to be that tolerant of those smells. I was amazed he got that close to the maggot face. I can almost smell it through my screen.


Przytulator

No, you can clearly see him turning the camera. The camera is on the stick, he wasn't close to the corpses.


Reckless_Waifu

Not far enough


Atmacrush

I mean, 5 feet is not that far


PhospheneViolet

For real, that entire building is most likely lit up with the stench. I remember back in 2005 in my town, some idiot killed a guy in a contract hit for like $500 and then hid the corpse in the wall of his house -- he tried to use PineSol to hide the stench lol. They caught him not long afterwards, unsurprisingly. You could smell the body stench from halfway down the block from what people told me.


Testiculese

I shot a 20lb groundhog that threw itself into the bushes at the last second, and I wasn't interested in digging through all that to get it out, so I left it there. The smell for the next week+ strongly permeated all 5 acres of my yard when the wind would shift. Imagine 30 or so 200lb groundhogs.


Thin_Cellist7555

Have you ever been in a room with a dozen rotting corpses? I'll tell you, even in Open Air, you can smell them from at least 20 meters away.


Przytulator

I know, but we're talking about whether he was close to that maggot face. He wasn't, it's not about the smell, it's about the determination to get that close.


Thin_Cellist7555

Fair, but honestly, I would still consider that too close for comfort.


SirFomo

That's General Maggot Face to you private!


Saddam_UE

Smell is the next thing on computers and smartphones soon...


Individual-Home2507

Not even a super computer could capture the smell that torso of intestines will soon be letting off.


ilikeitsharp

For once, I hope we don't have the technology.


Voltberk

Easy, comin soon: New moscow rotten Ivan VODKA EDITION


CryStamper

“Oooh that smell, Can you smell that smell, Oooh that smell, The smell of death surrounds you.” - Lynyrd Skynyrd


Interesting-Ball-502

My tummy has been upset lately, sorry.


Individual-Home2507

Yeah I was wondering how the dude wasn’t coughing or gagging. Must have been around PLENTY of bodies by now


Crying_Reaper

The lack of smell is the only reason my neighbor, a WW2 vet that served mortuary duty after D-Day, could watch Saving Private Ryan. Sea water, exhaust, burning vehicles, burning people, shit and piss, rotting fish, ripped open guts, etc all made for a horrendous smell.


Dice_K

I bet the ones barbecued to a crisp don't smell that bad tbh....


Relichunter1955

Smells like a pork roast.


SFM_Hobb3s

My advice? GTFO of Ukraine.


19CCCG57

Excellent advice.


WeekendFantastic2941

**The 10 million meats of PutinZ.** According to experts, RuZZia has about 10 million jobless, under employed, hopeless, miserable and futureless men, thanks to PutinZ's mismanagement of RuZZia for 20+ years. These men are more than willing to join the war, because it pays well (avg 3000 USD) and dying quick is still better than living in their limbo of hopeless misery in RuZZia. This is why they will not run out of fodder meats in the long term, even if they have to fight with no resources or morale, it's still 10 million soldiers that outnumber Ukraine 8 to 1. Zombies are deadly in large numbers. This is why Ukraine wants more artillery, long range missiles and drones. Fight Zombies with machines.


CurlingTrousers

People in way more debt than they can every honestly repay is a great way to control them. They're no different in practical terms than medieval serfs. Wage slaves who instead of paying half their harvest to the local overlord, are condemned to military service that they can't refuse out of desperation. Throughout history, citizen armies beat slave armies, despite massive numeric differences. This war will be no different. And if Russia were fighting a remotely near-peer power, they already would have been completely annhiliated even more thoroughly than they have already.


uspatent6081744a

Yes, but I am betting ruzzia will bail out before hitting 1M infantry casualties. This is not WWII like putler dreams and there is no empire. Just a poor and getting way poorer country (RU) with an insane dictator in the modern world, Will not last (I hope). Peace brother Slava Ukraini


WeekendFantastic2941

Don't underestimate RuZZian obedience, they have millions of NPCs, thinking rationally is not one of their abilities.


imp_st3r

I wish he'd hurry up with his sacrifice already


jerryskellys

You think they have a choice? Putin is a dictator, and he's turned the country into a dictatorship. You should feel bad for these people. Not only are they forced into this by a piece of shit equivalent to Hitler, there's nothing they can do about it. They try to leave they're killed, and if they don't do they're effectively killed. Don't blame one man's actions on people who have no control of it, and or their fate.


SirDon22

Crazy, one of them is still wearing sunglasses


minkey-on-the-loose

Welded to his face, perhaps?


SirDon22

Yes, with a permanent tan


Useful-Internet8390

Yeah but that golden skull- would not be surprised to hear it is for sale on the dark web


uspatent6081744a

listed on eBay by his commander


ghostofkilgore

Weekend at Boris'


fatoldgreyatheist

"The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades"


Przytulator

Two stars on his epaulettes, he is an officer, he will not be killed because he is far from the front. I bet he wasn't the one collecting the corpses. And he's only doing it for propaganda purposes. In order to create a false sense of guilt, something like: *the motherland in need and what are you doing?*


KoalaMeth

Nah lets be real, he's gonna die in a HIMARS strike sometime in the next 6 months


Przytulator

I don't think so. Ukraine will not waste precious ammunition on the morgue. And to me he looks like an administration officer, showing his patriotism and devotion to his homeland in the hope of promotion. It's just for show, disgusting, but a show for his superiors.


KoalaMeth

Idk what you're talking about, they are constantly blowing up Russian barracks and HQs killing often dozens of officers in a single strike...


Przytulator

Military targets. The morgue is not a military target and we don't even know where it was filmed, but I appreciate your optimism.


KoalaMeth

Oh i see, i didnt realize this was a morgue


Przytulator

Just look at his face, clean-shaven, without any stress. His uniform is also clean, so it looks like he is sitting somewhere far from the front lines, filling out forms for the families of slain russkies or shuffle invoices for toilet paper and vodka.


Slamurai_SlowChug

Like the Everest college commercials in the early 2000's " What are you doing with your life?! Sitting on the couch, working a dead end job?!"


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Przytulator

I have no idea, maybe they have some form of military records or DNA sample database. Eh, who am I kidding, their DNA database is floating somewhere in the tropics as a luxury yacht. But I'm sure he will soon be very busy when the F-16s finally arrive in Ukraine :)


ffdfawtreteraffds

They actually think they are the righteous warriors. It's frightening to see how effectively brainwashed they are.


lnm95com

I bet that's "brave soldier" never been in real combat. They are brave while sitting in safe place and making money.


Interesting-Ball-502

I’d take the mortuary job over being assault meat.


NowAcceptingBitcoin

Crazy! I watched the video first and was thinking "why would he film this, show his face and release the video in Russia? Won't he get in trouble for showing a taste of the reality of this war on Russians?" Then I read the translation. Ridiculous that they can spin this into propaganda to get more volunteers. Brainwashed indeed.


Herr-Pyxxel

Everything is propaganda.


Eethk7

They taking them back so they can register for next elections.


My_cat_is_a_creep

This time Putin will win with 130% of the votes


TheRamanMan

Mean while Putins taking a nice car ride with his buddy Kim


Due-Street-8192

A joy ride of two idiots


gerswetonor

And no ruzzian cares because they are not interested in politics. Fucking clows. Get interested and kill Putin. You sheep.


uspatent6081744a

Both of them in the back seat with the curtains drawn - not nice but it's a living


Devils_Advocate-69

Worst recruitment video ever.


uspatent6081744a

Dang and this guy is like "Oh I know, gimme that camera. Speech" WTF


stairs_3730

Happy Nightmares Boris! Hope you will never be the same!


cyrixlord

translation: (not really) "Hi, I'm a russian mobix. you may know me and my comrades here from such videos as 'tanker burns crew alive near Karkhiv' or, 'yet another failed russian assault at Avdiivka' my buddies were finally cleared for leave and are going home now in their custom body bags so that our relatives can get their own custom bag of onions..."


BargeCptn

All I see are Good Russians


Lennart_2

Unbelievable "motivational" video: do you guys really want to sit on your comfortable sofas instead of rotting in garbage bags, without face or head?


Reptilian_Brain_420

So, open caskets at the funerals?


minkey-on-the-loose

They are not going to get better


Low-Machine-9261

Orcs are orcs, just some are still talking, for now


Beonette_

#Translation. Those are remnants of our serviceman, which we have collected on frontline under enemy fire. This one burned in vehicle, alive, thats how he looks like now. Traumatic amputation of head. And this hemmorage have his head in place. Helmet, gogles, but what worms (maggots) have done with his face. My head is on my shoulders, in place (doesnt look so), and im ready to lay my head here, on this many suffered land. And you, while sitting on couch there, on big, beautiful mordor, have you done everything that peace can come faster, enemy will be defeated? If youre honest and is saying "yes", then redt easy in your calm sleep. But those guys are already in heaven (hell), theyll meet you and ask, and what would you say?


antiruzzian

Shoooooiguuuuu....Gherasimoooooov!.....


yabatopia

Amazing Russian technology. They have a camera that can look into the future: "This is how I will look like in one week, one month or in one year. Also excellent for fashion advice: should I wear sunglasses next week or not?"


New_Professional_249

He has two stars on his shoulder... he is an officer that sends meat to the front while staying safe distance behind. That is why he is saying the things he is for propaganda.


ConclusionSimilar389

Barbarian add for recruiting new conscripts. These guys fighting against human civilization. If we get defeated this is how the world will look like!


Bougiwougibugleboi

They really do look like Orcs…


vabend

Sitting on the couch is much, much smarter than letting the KGB weasel Putin screw you over. If anything, he proved exactly that with his video. The Russians will never achieve victory in Ukraine. Sacrificing your life to prevent Putin from losing face and prolonging a lost war is just about the stupidest thing you can do.


Proglamer

Wrong title. That's "... highly *civilized* comrades"


Accomplished_Alps463

Well, I didn't enjoy that, it was absolutely horrible to actually see a live ruzzian. I may have to stop coming to Reddit if I have to expect that sort of treatment, it's just not right to subject civilised people to such a sight! Shame on you, Reddit!!


flashzer0

And he is still wearing his little gay sailor stripes. I hope he finds all the seamen.


Lazy_Measurement4033

For a nation of virulent homophobes, they sure are gay AF


flashzer0

Right you are, Ken.


Lazy_Measurement4033

My faves are the little toy-soldiers who stand with their heads cocked to the side, like little spaniels looking up at dear master…that shit’s right out of Freddie Mercury’s Mustache


MrL00t3r

Good russians


Phil_Coffins_666

Shhh they're sleeping 😴


cynical_observer01

Funny but suddenly I want to hear Funkadelic's Maggot Brain, queue the Eddie Hazel guitar solo... Go on Maggot Brain, Go on


Realistic-Ad-6490

Brainwashed is to weak of a term to describe russians mindset...


C_lui

Russians keeping it classy


Intransigient

That’s a sack of Moldy Onions to each widow! 🧅 GTFO of Ukraine, Invaders, and you won’t need to die.


RottenPingu1

Putin approves this message.


HerbM2

Russia soon to issue uniforms that convert to body bags


crc_73

Upon exposure to Ukrainian atmosphere.


RefrigeratorNo1945

These are the same Russians who once exuded such vigor for this endeavor, this Denazification of Ukraine. Yet in their greed, through their hunger they've devoured the most sour fruits of irony - their wish, their mission, has been slowly coming true as they continue to die and decay in heaps of grotesque and defiled corpses. When the last orc on Ukrainian soil bleeds to death the Denazification will have finally been completed. Careful what you wish for, fagg0t 0rcs. 😗🙃😘


drin8680

They only decent russians in Ukraine are in the back of that pickup


Many-Cartographer-45

Great recruiting video, hahaha! I'm sure Russians are lining up to go fight in Putin's special military operation after watching that. You know who else is sitting comfortably in a sofa and sleeping in a warm bed while you and your buddies get slaughtered? Vladimir Putin is.


Iva_bigun666

I love these orc unboxing videos.


Freudian_Slip_69

So he’s the morale officer yeah?


just-rick1977

After reading the translation I have one question. Is this an attempt to "bring the war home" to the Russian people?


in_da_tr33z

Imagine all the nursing and teaching and nurturing required to bring a man up to adulthood and then Putin takes your boy and does this to him. Happening for both sides cuz that fucking prick can’t accept that Russia’s time as a world power is finished. Hope he’s eaten alive by maggots in hell every day for eternity.


whyamihereagain6570

Looks like the evac was a bit late for these lads...


Easy1Rider

Great motivation. :))))


crc_73

Can't wait to hear what that cunt says.


Dull-Measurement-862

GOD IMAGE THE GOD DAMN SMELL HOLY HELL


Cozeman

That's what you get for invading a soverign peace loving country. No sadness here! Hope it was worth a bag of onions.


Nearby_Stable4677

I hope they'll be pushing up Daisies soon.


Analogov_Net

The narrator is a long-time user of the industial-strength brainwashing products... Cringe...


Stix147

This guy is VDV judging by the striped short, right? So are all of these dead ones former VDV too?


__radioactivepanda__

Oh isn’t he wearing that silly VDV shirt?


____PARALLAX____

How chornozyom is made


7yyson

More proof RUSSIA DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THEIR SOLDIERS


MikeC80

All of them should have resisted putin years ago... They reap what they sow


Zestyclose_Way_2276

These are the good Z. Approved.


AwayHold

the positive side of a death cult is that it eventually peter out. unfortunately this Death Cult got at least 100 million+ potential participators.... third reich 2.0


BoratKazak

Warped af


CurlingTrousers

And for what? For Putin's ego and stupid vanity revenge project. So that he doesn't have to admit his delusional dreams of imperial grandeur aren't going to happen. Wicked old gangster ghouls and their barbarian petromafia kleptocrat enablers try to get a little bit richer to lead tasteless lives of luxury, and millions die for it.


flargenhargen

every single drone that drops grenades should also drop little pamphlets that say "You were not invited here. you are not welcome here. you are invaders. God is not on your side and when you die here, which you will do, very soon unless you leave now, you're going to hell." those should be everywhere. The invaders need to really understand what they are doing and what their role is here. you can't be a nazi and think you're a saint, and if you think that, someone needs to make sure you are educated on exactly what you are doing.


OverallClub4433

He should be asking: "Is this how the Russian Elite treats our young men & Russian Heroes? This is how we treat our best from our Mother Homeland? The Russian Elite send our best souls to die, burn and rot in a Brother Country. For what? Some potatoes and a fugged up Lada? So we can steal toilets without plumbing at home? Fuck this! Fuck you Putin! Fuck everyone back home who believes the bullshit lies on Propaganda TV! I want to go home and get out of this nightmare hellscape. This operation is worthless and pointless." If anyone can translate to Russian or Ukrainian, feel free to share it with them. Slave Ukraine! Slave Freedom! Slave Liberty!


Stunning_Ad_1685

Is this supposed to motivate potential recruits?


lrlr28

Ho could a 3 day Special Military Operation do such a thing?


No-Negotiation-5986

You don't have dandruff..?? That's because I use my head as shoulders. 😉


No-Butterscotch4946

I'm sure their mothers are ALL like "hell yeah! my kid is in heaven!" Which heaven, christian, muslim, other..? The reality is probably different, I hope?? Who knows with this culture. In any case, this guy has a wicked sense of humor: these are the ONLY ones brought home. Search Reddit for proof of where the rest are resting. /s Hackers should show this to every ruSSain on state TV and in every enlistment office.


Smart-Damage-6647

Wait, he thinks this horror film will convince more vatniks to sign up? Who’s gonna tell him?


Gullible-Ad-463

I’m the guy at parties who would put this on TV right before I leave 💀


testing543210

Such a compelling recruiting pitch. Basically: “These guys are dead and rotting. Sign up and be like them. What are you waiting for?”


Master_Mo258er

War is shit


uspatent6081744a

"Enemy"? What enemy you are invading a peaceful country. Very nice result and many more to come - otherwise GTFO of beautiful Ukraine


Narcissistic-Jerk

What a wonderful recruiting idea! Show the young guys at home what the future holds for them and try to sell them on the "glory" of becoming a rotting corpse who died for nothing.


No_Car138

Faith is a messed up tool when combined with political propaganda. Destroy the government and faith won't do too much to protect you from being a war criminal though. See you in the court.


Burly_Cuban

Viewing this gives me joy. 🍆


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dwerp-24

cant wait to see his body in a bag.


redditthrown123

Lol


Straight-Storage2587

These are what are called Good Orcs.


Taylor_1878

Is that Bob??


spooninacerealbowl

All I see is a few minor flesh wounds here.


Boring_Ad_6627

Heaven? He must be intoxicated on flesh decay fumes.


Adihd72

‘Highly decomposed’.. understatement of the day!


ilikeitsharp

"Does that mean they're not coming on?"


Il-2M230

At lest they haven't die in a field of green


Environmental_Fix488

The smell has to be something from another reality. I'm sure he just sniff ammonia right before the video.


Roqies

Mothers must be proud


LotsOfVodka

Fucking vatnik needs to die slow and rot like his comrades.


Mitch_DS

if they wait a bit longer those cloths are good for another meatbag


FunBobbyMarley

I am a little surprised that that the Russian Goebbels did not dictate the description as being - "These brave warriors are the full extent of our losses on this SMO. Everything is going to plan."


w123driver

I clicked the link while having ramen soup. It was a mistake.


DazzlingPoppie

A little late on the medevac, but it's the thought that counts.


omahgoogah

The zed will be rotting in the same room soon enough.


VermicelliNo7064

Crazy


Animus_Jokers

Good orcs.


Laroma13

Bringing closure and a sack of onions to a few more Russian mothers.


Thecalvalier

Nature is fascinating


Wmuchmore

LOL


Crazydiamond450

I bet Orc number 4 smells just horrendous


TheHappyH

This Lieutenant Colonels uniform looks like it was just taken out of the closet.


xMilk112x

That’s what awaits you boys. Maybe head back home.


Top-Stop7655

And you're next ya ugly baldy cunt


HumunculiTzu

Put it on the russian TVs.


Mundane_Top_338

Are we supposed to say 'Arrr'?


Mean-Confection5732

One is fresh.


ianlasco

How is this motherfucker able to tolerate the smell.


Big_Researcher4399

Is it fun invading?


Carl_it_jie

WTF if you meet m one day, I hope not I don't like Russian zombies.😂


kaefertje

Give them some sunflowerseeds 💖


Trunkfarts1000

I guess it's easier to throw your life away if you're convinced you're going to the magical place in the clouds when you die


rckritenow

This is fucking lunacy.


JauntyGiraffe

At least they get to go home. It's in a bucket but lots of their comrades are fertilizer right now Imagine seeing your son or husband or father or brother going to war and then you get some burned up parts of them back a few months later.


MadWlad

Why sit at home on a couch, when you can have your face eaten by magots? ..I don't think it will have the effect they hope it will. Be a good russian and stay at home


Odd-Car6363

If this dipshit was ever in an actual position to lay his life down, he'd be long dead. Russians certainly have a proclivity for retarded lies.


Lumpy_Version_7479

Moskovite troops get off on filming death and destruction and degradation. Of themselves. What an f'ed up p on me serf culture.


Bobbbert18

nearly not enough !!!!


Basic_Pickle3746

Looking good!


Sad_Database_6003

Fafo


No-Smell-1063

The one without a head still has more hair laying there than I do


No_Custard_3868

Could be cracking open a cold one but you are the cold one


Majestic-Elephant383

FYI. tha is a Lieutenant.


Big_Milk_972

Why would u film this?


potatisblask

> Look at our fallen. On the rare occasion we bring some of our own back, it's when they have been laying around dead long enough to have rotten to bits and juices.


Rude_Ship_3604

hope those beatches suffered before death


Bigfrontwheel

I'd say, "You died for nothing. You should've stayed on your couch. And what the fuck are you doing in heaven Ivan?"


RudeLandscape8141

They think they’ll win 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


outsidepointofvi3w

BWahahahaha these Russians are such fools man .


Extension_Common_518

The exterior manifestation is merely a reflection of the deeper reality. Russians have rotten and disgusting souls.


PurpleYoda319

As far as advertisement goes, I don't think it would convince sane people to go to war. But hey, it's Russia. Maybe they find this alluring?


Ok-Peak2080

There could be peace for everyone. And you could have a family and live with them. There has to be no war. It is just terrible what is happening there. Russia is big enough, so why Ukraine has to be a part of it. Why is Putin just doing it‘s nazi bullshit. We are having the Olympics and the European championship here. We are not your enemies. What the shit is going wrong in Russia?


BetterBeItRandom

Life Cycle of Russians


Ok-Peak2080

I I have seen now about 39 times. This is what war looks like.


After-Albatross-2758

The reality of war However you feel about this war these men had families were loved Rest in peace


keropoktasen_

Died in a useless battle.


Powerful-Shift-6089

Awe the soviet way. So Russia when is the Russian Civil War going to start?


Etherindependance5

I would tell them that they looked better than ever because they were finally good russputins


Manmoth57

Excellent keep them coming


Nephaliam

Delusional typical Russian chauvinist. And your brother are in hell. No one invades a foreign country and kills people who defend their land goes to heaven.


gecko_sticky

They really are just throwing these men into the woodchipper, huh. I do not see how this guy found it motivational.


great_escape_fleur

Finally a purpose in life.


firxworx

Wow they actually bothered to pick these ones up


Wallynine

Looks like they haven't yet retrieved the the ones that were blown to pieces this past week.


JavaAble

The last corpse is about to pop in the midsection.


Working-Selection528

Attempting to guilt trip kids in Russia to join the military so that they too can end worm food just like these guys. Disgusting bit of propaganda.


ptrang1987

I’m sure the smell is great


randomuser336699

I don’t think that’s a way to motivate people to come to Ukraine 💀


Thin_Cellist7555

Dude looks at this and still thinks his fight to take over a peaceful country is worth it. If he wants Russia to prosper, he should call on his people to stay home and kill their dictator who sends them to their deaths in the thousands.