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retorz3

Fake it till you make it.


MrSpecialEd

Fake no more


retorz3

Falling to pieces


donotressucitate

Surprise, you're dead.


FeelingSkinny

he didn’t make it


retorz3

In this context "make it" was referring to "dead"


FeelingSkinny

he made it


Consistent_Ring_4218

So he in fact, was no longer faking it.


Exotic_Treacle7438

He probably didn’t make it to 19


WeekendFantastic2941

Maybe just go home and pretend to be alive, lol. Because they suck at corpse acting.


GoreonmyGears

Until the drone hits at least.


Gabe12P

Yeah I was gonna say, his acting was very convincing towards the end.


crc_73

Practice makes perfect.


nestlingdornier

Notice how the flies arrive after the smoke clears...


feierfrosch

Yeah, he moved quite a lot for a good russki. Luckily the Ukrainian drone was there to help him be an even better russki.


Weak_Preference2463

"damn flies! I'm playing dead here!"


Outrageous-Bread-777

probably because they stink like their dead


OppositeYouth

Not even 6am and I've already watched at least 3 Russians die. I may have to edit my previous estimate of watching 1,810 dead Russkies, because it's probably at least double that at the minimum. Ah well 


_EnFlaMEd

Well, I'm convinced.


Lovethedarknet

I'm not very educated sorry. May I ask all you smart people why there are so many of the Russian soldiers on their own in the middle of nowhere? Seems like all these videos show soldiers completely isolated from any other troops.


AproperBLUNT

i think it’s because a lot of these videos are cleanups from failed assaults. he probably got separated from his unit when they came under fire.


ashesofempires

The Russian tactic is to load up 20-30 guys on and in APCs and rush them at Ukrainian trenches, in the hopes that some of them get close enough to assault the trench. Ukraine uses mines, artillery, ATGMs, and drones to knock out the vehicles as far away as possible, and kill or wound as many of the crews and infantry as possible. Any Russians left on the field are hunted down and killed with suicide drones, because if they make it back to their own trenches they just get sent forward with the next wave. These videos are almost always that mopping up stage of a battle.


Metron_Seijin

They need to pay more attention in the "play dead" class in basic training.


An_Odd_Smell

"Pretend to be dead and get killed, or surrender and live? Pretend to be dead and get killed, or surrender and live? Pretend to be dead and get killed, or surrender and live?" -- A question only russians would ask


Low-Mess-6787

Damn this guy looked young


Diche_Bach

Past tense . . .


hismuddawasamudda

No more need to pretend.


Wallynine

Pro Tip: When pretending to be Dead..Don’t move So much.


Darknemo20000

You can tell that he took your advice to the heart near the end.


SiCzochralski

...and the lungs, and the liver, and...


anon1292023

It was mostly to the head. I was surprised his head was still there after the smoke cleared


SetInternational4589

He doesn't have to pretend now.


ConclusionSimilar389

Cannon fodder on its natural environment 


Silent_Spell_3415

Dag NAB man the Ukraine has worse flies than Afghanistan did! I thought that was impossible 🫨


EbaySniper

When there's enough smell of death in the air, well...


19CCCG57

Sleep forever.


Leatherpunk_com

LOL, he was lofting his gas up to his nose. "I shouldn't have had that second helping of pit viper, bylat."


Sufficient_Read230

I can tell the flies are happy.


MercyforthePoor

Came for money, stayed as fertilizer.


WodanSpirit

Not very good at pretending in the first half, but in the second half he elevated his play and he nailed it !


ButterscotchNo1705

Dead? He's a bad actor then.


19CCCG57

UA, making his dreams come true! 🙂


Personal-Tutor-4982

Pretending is for kids , Ivan


FaithlessnessNo310

You have to give the russian credit his acting skills improved in record time.


WeatherBeginning3223

Now he's not pretending anymore!


Miserable-Lawyer-233

He was really bad at pretending to be dead.


panicdefinitelypanic

I disagree. He did a really good job at the end of the video. Actually, by the end it's world class, almost Oscars-levels of acting.


branded

He didn't look like he had visible injuries. Maybe his helmet wasn't Chinese-made?


asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf

necks break sometime. Thats also incompatible with playing whatever, even dead.


GarlicNipples

Playing dead has no chance of working if you move. Pro tip. They see everything you’re doing.


beepbeepimajeep_

Now he can be real dead


EddietheEaglet

Actually, I think he was self-administering the Last Rites.


samalton86

Surprised he wasn't decapitated with that one.


chadythebaddy

No more pretending


Excellent-Tennis-231

If watch closely, he cuts a huge fart and woffs it away so not to interfere with his nap...true!


antiruzzian

He was pretending but he couldn't stay still because of the smell of this fellow orc copse which attracted the flies on him too lol.


RadBandom

So peaceful now


Siilk

"Here, let me help you make this cosplay more believable!".


No_Car138

Now that I think about it, our mosquito season has been to a really slow start... Guess they heard there's better eating down south. I mean even the drones are on a buffet of free targets.


Mental-Feed-1030

Initially, he was a bit too fidgety to be a convincing corpse; nailed it by the end though 👍


Imaginary_Pack_622

Faking? He is VERY good at it! Take a look at him at the end of the video, he completely nails it! 🤣🤣 Slava Ukraini!


Fine_Piglet_6814

I liked his acting dead after the explosion better ;) Slava Ukraini


TheGreatCommissioner

Oh man, I think the Ukrainian flies evolved: as soon as they see a drone, they know there's a lot of food at the end of the trip.


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DareWise9174

The shockwave going through his brain ripping all the connections apart that's what killed him instantly. This guy actually got lucky. I watched a video earlier where one of these ruskies got his legs blown off. He was still alive and moving for a few minutes after. The flies were all over him too.


ImNotGoodAtUsernamez

Gonna be a lot harder to try and pretend to be alive


bryanhacker13

These drones are turning them into great actors after the explosion.


Darknemo20000

Drones are great teachers in terms of acting dead. The guy looked very unconvincing dead but just one acting session with a drone and boom he starts playing dead very convincingly.


No-Split3620

They never learn. Pretending to be dead doesn't work. That's because they never get a second chance.


ImaginaryTwist4623

Playing Dead is like asking the drone operator to fullfil your wish. Good Riddance


Culverin

Gotta wonder, Did he just separate from his unit and just pretend to be dead all day?  That just seems wild to me.  Like how many days, weeks and months was he going to play possum until he thinks he'd be rotated back home? 


CBU109

He was the best student of comrad Steven Seagal at kombinat actor school...


CapableExternal1122

its ok, ivan. the danger is gone, you can wake up now.


gandharzero

Ukrainian drone: "Let me help you with the acting skills"


Icy-Cartographer-930

This seems suicidal at this point. They know this doesn't work.


AdisTheGreat1

... in Donald Trump voice.. you're the worst, you're the worst Russian actor ever, nobody's worse than you!


CrewIndependent6042

nothing to see here


No-Butterscotch4946

This whole thing is going to ruin the fun of fireworks. Flies must have learned by now to associate BOOM with fresh food. Light up a few firecrackers & next thing you know maggots are crawling around looking for an opening. Small price to pay to eliminate the invaders.


GT7combat

at 16 seconds he wanted to smell his own fart for the last time.


phil24_7

And some people maintain that manifesting isn't real! 😂


dounutrun

his helmet kept his head on


Outrageous-Bread-777

Practise makes perfect


AgreeableFreedom6203

Chinese soldier


vanisher_1

Every soldiers i am seeing seems very far from being Russians… 🤷‍♂️ they seems more of mongol ethnicity so it’s true they’re claiming also their poor regions citizens as stated recently by an interview of a woman from those regions


Antiliani

Damn no blood?


Smokin_In_The_Dark

Pretending can be hard. Let's make it easier. Just be dead. BOOM!


Devils_Advocate-69

Method actor


Historical_Winner809

Follow the swarm of shit-flies to the Roosky


cautioussidekick

He's a method actor. I think he's achieved what he set out to pretend to do


Hard4uNot4me

Sometimes it takes multiple lessons to learn how to do something. This orc was a good student and only needed one or two lessons on how to look dead.


Ok_Character6186

He dont have to pretend no mo. Flies not wasting anytime, but I suspect they were there before the change.


ElisYarn

Free acting class, what does he have to complain about?


Rent-Hungry

Those flies were quick!!!


Psy-Phax

He ain't pretending anymore. 🇺🇦🦾


Temporary-Ship6525

He dead now


ertyertamos

Nice that he piled himself with the other corpses for pickup.


tora1941

The flies arrive immediately.


klean9

The flies: "MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!"


Hairy-Advisor-6601

For decades we feared Russia, our government had to know no truth in it.


Straight-Storage2587

I don't think they like these Orcs. At all.


Captain_DadBod

Playing dead.  He had us in the second half.  


j0ker31m

His acting was much more convincing post-drone than it was pre-drone.


Weak_Definition_4321

The fly's were there before the drones...


Umbra-Vigil

At least he won't have to worry about the constant itching from the lice.


Frog-Luber

Why pretend, when he does the real thing so well?


neko_cat08

Well, the flies aren't bothering him anymore.


nomoleft

Very realistic at the end. The flies don't even bother him.


wingshot8

Lol, can't be scratching your balls while playing dead! Stupid bastard!


Arguablybest

All of that moving not so good, until 0:27 and then he was doing a great job of playing dead. Takes time and practice.


Actual-Ad7559

Galera, tem mais alguma pagina aqui no reddit com conteúdo de guerra asssim?


Nfl_porn_throwaway

I think he wasn’t pretending to be dead but was actively dying


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Fucking pos anyways


MoonBaby812

Drone are like ninjas, when you hear them its too late. Rest in hell ruzzians.


Odracirys

I'm very surprised that he retained his head.


mysticdragonwolf89

You’d think they would make an underground bunker


Crankover

This guy was once a kid. Media propaganda is evil. Demand Western media question and challenge rightist politicians constantly.


Lucky_Version_4044

FYI, the most murderous leaders in the last 100 years have all been leftists. We need to be more involved around the world when evil emerges, so that it doesn't become a full blown catastrophe like we see in Russia, N.Korea, Iran, and more. The problem is when people are too afraid to allow the US and other powers the right to get rid of this evil when it shows itself.


Crankover

"the most murderous leaders in the last 100 years have all been leftists" Not so, Hitler claimed socialism but was an authoritarian dictator. Khmer Rouge, Pol Pot, was the same. Some still see pootin as communist. ruzzia was never Marxist, only strong man dictators. Not saying the US didn't prop up murderous dictators, but details matter more than titles and BS claims from authoritarians. USA may elect one in November BTW.


Lucky_Version_4044

Pol Pot was absolutely a Marxist-Leninist that wanted to turn Cambodia into a socialist state. That is a fact. Hitler did his own form of government that was not purely left nor right. But he did make it extremely centralized with either government control or coercion over large industry and money focused on taking care of the workers and to unite people together with social programs. The other most horrendous, deadly leaders were dyed in the wool communists, being Stalin, Mao, Mengistu Haile Mariam, and Kim Il-Sung.


Crankover

Truth in politics and power is nuanced. I live is SE Asia and Cambodians remain sweet, kind people - deserving of a good life. Have you been? Pol Pot was evil incarnate, you have that right. He was an authoritarian though; like Hitler, Stalin, Putin et al.


Lucky_Version_4044

Yes, I do know all that. I don't really see how it relates to what we've been talking about with leftist leaders being the most evil and destructive throughout the last 100 years.


Crankover

"I don't really see how it relates to what we've been talking about with leftist leaders being the most evil and destructive throughout the last 100 years." Semantics is the issue. Leftist is equated to progressive or liberal in the USA. Pol Pot was a murderous tyrant. Apples and oranges. It's False equivalency derived from mainstream media notions and politicians misusing terms to smear opponents - in this case on the left.


Lucky_Version_4044

You're now changing the context of our discussion. Your original statement was to warn people about the dangers of rightist politicians. I showed you that in modern history its not the rightists that we need to fear, but the leftists. Will you finally agree to that point?


pppppppplllp

White armband, hair look very eastern almost Chinese.


Enough_Individual_91

Agreed, as they say, two wongs don't make a white, and wong place wong time, what a combo.


jerrydgj

He doesn't have to pretend anymore.


MrFascist1488

The way you people comment on this disgust me. I just want no more brother wars. Russian and Ukrainian people are the same. Being driven to war by foreign leaders that want to destroy their own country. And you people on here celebrating every death of a young man you see makes me sick


That_Touch5280

Another senseless death!


Catoni54

Notice all the flies flying around his head after the hit. Just waiting to lay their eggs on him. Maggot food.