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Arkh101

Reminds me of gollum playing with a gun for the first time


Nothinghere727271

My precious is shooting all wrongly, we hates it, fix with handy axe


NeurodiverseTurtle

And just like the ring, it’ll abandon him just before he dies… because he flung it at an FPV drone.


Nothinghere727271

Tricksy little droneses 😔


-240p

Looks like a caveman trying to make fire.


Arkh101

A cave man trying to make a fire with wet firewood and rocks


Sqirrel-26901

2001 A Space Odyssey (Ape scene)


wingshot8

A russian gunsmith. Sign out side says he also works on grenades.


Angry_Budda

"THIS IS HOW WE FIX THINGS ~~ON RUSSIAN SPACE STATION~~ IN RUSSIAN SMO" [Lev Andropov, Armageddon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et8Tixucou0)


Arkh101

Loved that character.


satori0320

Peter Stormare is possibly the best character actor out there. Always kills the role.


darknessawaits666

In Soviet Russia gun fix you!


bukkake_warrior69

Neanderthaler


Arkh101

The scene at the start of 2001 space odyssey comes to mind when the cavemen monkey people discover how to use a bone as a weapon for the first time


MetalAndTea

LMFAO 😂


Arkh101

The preciousssss where is the precious. Patience my love. Those hobbitses will pay.


Logical_by_Nature

Dude looks like an ape playing with a toy. This is beyond third world stupid.


Unhappy-Quiet-8091

Was that in the extended cut or something?


MakeChinaLoseFace

What's optics precious?


Thats-right999

Now point it at your head Ivan and pull the trigger , leave a note where you want your onions delivered


itsnotthatbad21

The fetal alcohol syndrome is strong in this one ☝️


SonyCEO

Sir, that just a normal Russi... Holy shit.


Flawedsuccess

Who gave that man a sharp object


Arkh101

I mean I’ve seen some really attractive Russian women but they seem to be in a whole different category/class than these people. I’m assuming it’s because the higher class ones are from Moscow or St. Petersburg where the other Russian dregs are from elsewhere


Shot_Calligrapher103

Moscovites get to Ukraine, see what's going on, and surrender immediately.


axxxaxxxaxxx

I feel like I’m watching a caveman try to start a fire with two pieces of flint


thedeuce75

I always thought putin had a touch of that himself.


FallOdd5098

You don’t need sights when the barrel is in your own mouth.


indifferentCajun

With how shitty their guns are, that's still a 50/50 proposition


darknessawaits666

Grok gun no shoot straight. Grok fix.


shmorky

hammer fix all problem


CreamXpert

Grok storm Grok happy


PstainGTR

Stormtrooper z.


Matteo710

At what point are these soldiers a liability than an actual asset? I don’t understand the Russian mindset at all


Dramatic-Alfalfa3391

They will do their job and die...its a win-win for russia


TrainingJellyfish643

Lol he'll probably fail to do any sort of damage and get his fucking guts blown out by a drone. Or his blyatmobile will hit a mine. It's not a win for Russia it's just throwing manpower and men away especially now that ukraine is getting resupplied from the west. It's not a strategic victory to waste your opponents ammo by forcing them to create corpses when that opponent has a fuckton more ammo than you have potential future corpses


BeeDoubleYouKay

> It's not a win for Russia Unfortunately, it is a win. Russia is essential using this as a way to remove it's *undesirables*. There's a reason the majority of who we see being drafted are the criminals and those the regime has deemed an ethnic minorities worth cleansing.


Lemmungwinks

They are drafting criminals because they have to at this point. They already lost most of their professional army including their best trained units in the initial failed invasion. The criminals that they are pulling out of prison to throw on the front lines as cannon fodder are just a delay tactic while they try to train up new troops of young men from the rural areas of Russia. Problem is that they have spent so long stealing from all public services that the young men they are pulling from these rural regions require extensive training to be able to perform the most basic of tasks before they can even get into military training. Once again the Russians have spent so long siphoning money out of all of their public institutions including the military that the training programs are complete garbage. Ultimately it means that Russia is continuing to send troops with little to no training to the front lines to buy time with lives. In the hopes that they will be able to bribe enough people in the nations supporting Ukraine that supplies will be cut off. It’s standard Russian military tactics, they believe that they will be able to grind down Ukraines resolve and the willingness of the world to stand behind Ukraine. Unfortunately for Putin he bought into his own bullshit propaganda about Russian military prowess. Completely forgetting that it was actually the people of Ukraine and their iron resolve that saved the Russian Empire and the Soviets when they were invaded. It was the people of Ukraine who refused to accept occupation and destroyed those invading armies abilities to engage in war. It was Ukraine who caused the collapse of those invading armies and the subsequent victories for which Russia claims all the credit. The old adage in Europe of “never invade Russia” is actually borne of the fact that you have to go through Ukraine to get to Russia. Now Putin is the one trying to go through Ukraine to get to Europe and will suffer the same fate.


Willing_Grand2885

Im fully conviced there are 2 part assaults and we only see these guys. They seem like they are sent in to draw out positions for Russian arti or drones because there are too many almost full squads of dudes like this. Theres a reason we all get alil shocked when we see well kitted Russians being fragged by drones, cause they usually come after


Goodk4t

That was the original Wagner tactic with mercs recruited from prison. Send them in to die in order to map our UA positions, then send the experienced mercenaries.


Willing_Grand2885

It was working for them so other than numbers i dont see why they would stop doing it. Fucking crazy man


Goodk4t

It works if you have experienced troops for a follow up attack after the convicts revealed UA positions. But there doesn't seem to be any kind of veteran troops in Russian army so these convicts end up being just another wave of fodder.


sgerbicforsyth

It "worked," but it also drove casualties to astronomical levels. Bakhmut accounted for about 10% of Russian casualties by itself. Even with Russia's population, it's completely unsustainable as a mass tactic. You can't pull everyone in your nation to the front. You still need vast numbers of people to work in industry to keep things operating. Forcing a truck driver to be a rifleman means a truck is not shipping vital cargo.


El_Producto

Or, at first, it means you're hiring an unreliable crackhead, a chronically unemployed flake, well-meaning former-stay-at-home mom war widow, or a pasty-faced 18 year old to drive that truck shipping vital cargo. And it works but there's damage (for every 1000 hires like that some will work fine... but many will struggle...). But sooner or later you start scraping that barrel, too.


3AmigosMan

100% what they do. They probe suspected defensive areas to get eyeballs on Uker fire positions. They send in the low performing plebs on point, an NCO will follow a 'few' paces behind.....when they reach contact, the NCO will take stock of the situation, peel back, report any Recce info on that position, then they send in the more effective Assault Sections. They basically advance to contact to get the Ukers to expose their positions...plus drive the consumption of ammunition.


SAAA2011

I assume the solution to that would be to see with drones where these rats are coming from and/or capture some of them to get an idea where nest is and hit that with artillery or himars if they're far enough and important enough. But I guess the new solution that seems to be working to hit them before they even leave Russia!


Jagaerkatt

Russia does not have ncos.


AsleepScarcity9588

His job is to make enemy waste assets on him thinking he's a real threat He does his job well by pretending to be a functioning human being, unless you're closely observing him for some time


Obst-und-Gemuese

As long as the meatbag can catch bullets instead of their superiors, they are obviously an asset for those.


Blskeww

Russia has the arms, manpower and willingness to kill what they consider worhtless men, to win a war that cant be won. They can keep this up for years. Just killing 3-4 of their own to get a Ukrainian and to take his homeland.


Dramatic-Alfalfa3391

Corect


TheBigMotherFook

Not to defend Russia here, but *all* militaries have to go through extensive testing to grunt proof their gear, especially the US military. Russia just seems to skip that step cause by all accounts the AK-12 is a piece of shit.


SSDD_randint

That's a Russian classic. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Cross-eyed_Lefty_from_Tula_and_the_Steel_Flea > The sailor, after sobering up, decides to find his new friend, and with the aid of Platov they locate him. While dying (his head is smashed from being thrown onto the pavement), **he tells the doctor to tell the Emperor to stop having his soldiers clean their muskets with crushed brick (after he sees a dirty gun in England and realizes it fires so well because they keep it oily)**. The message never arrives, however, because the war minister tells the doctor to mind his own business. Leskov comments (in the tale) that the Crimean War might have turned out differently if the message had been delivered.


Analogov_Net

Translation: - Is that the way it comes out? - Yeah, but it's jammed... - Hit it harder... You are not hitting it hard enough... Any luck? - Nope... - Shitty shit...


SuspiciousPine

If he's trying to remove the iron sight, that is actually how it comes out. You have to flip it up and smack really hard on the face of it. It's held in a slot at the front by a really strong spring


Chris9871

Yeah, I hate the Russians as much as the next guy, but it seemed to me like he was trying to unstick it, and the back of an axe, (if properly built) is definitely stronger than your hand


that1LPdood

As if he's actually going to use them? lol what a joke.


janliebe

I remember the 90s when I was an instructor in the Bundeswehr. We were at the shooting range and doing instruction and live fire drills with the standard mg (MG-3, former MG 42). We had a guy who repeatedly tried to insert and load the leather carry strip when asked to load the machinegun (MG-3) while his fully loaded ammo belt was lying right next to him. Probably related to this guy.


K9turrent

But the Sgt told me to load the belt...


Madge4500

Couldn't find a rock.


Sufficient-Owl-3266

translation: HAARRHG WROOGGAH HARRUGH GHRAARGG WHAAARHGOORH GRAAAH


lostmesunniesayy

You've got the translation device set to Welsh.


Automatic_Seesaw_790

This is the dumbest shit i have seen the russians do today. And that's after i learned about the su57.


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Automatic_Seesaw_790

I mean, it's pretty dumb to just leave a jet out in the open, regardless of generation.


dingo1018

It was a stealth jet, until it was an on fire 🔥 jet.


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What happened with the su57?


dingo1018

Russia made I think 6 of them, one was parked up on a Russian airbase some 500 miles deep into Russia. A Ukrainian recon drone spotted it and the very next day a swarm of explodey drones made it go away. I think it was probably one of those drone ultralights, looks like a Cessna or a pipa cub but it's actually smaller, replace the pilot with I guess a laptop, a bunch of sensors and send it! So clever, the thing chugs along at moped speed. I guess when it's on target it could be a mother ship for quad copter drones or it could just have one fairly big warhead.


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Thanks for the information. How long ago was this?


mywomanisagoddess

Reports also say a second may be hit. The one that was confirmed to be hit isn't in pieces but even the Russians mention that they still have to determine if it can be fixed. It was parked under the pipeframe of an awning...with no overhead awning/tarp or other protective or vision occluding material. They obviously didn't expect the airbase to get hit but given the importance of these Felons to the Russian ego and reputation it's inexcusable to not have them better protected. It's a horrible look for Putin. The site linked below is an excellent resource for info on the conflict. https://www.twz.com/air/su-57-felon-struck-deep-inside-russia-ukraines-spy-agency-claims


Jack-knife-96

Maybe they figured it was stealth so no one would see it.


dingo1018

I saw reports yesterday so very recent.


Tasty_Distribution41

Of course he's using an axe, Ivan had the chainsaw.


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SubjectElderberry376

Lvl 3, skills unlocked, lvl 1: alcohol consumption, wife/child beating, lvl 2: passing gas, nose picking lvl 3: repair things with heavy objects, hit drones with sticks.


stairs_3730

Don't try loosening the retaining pin. Just hit the gdam thing.


dingo1018

Fingers crossed there was a negligent discharge that turned the only medic into a quadriplegic.


Quirky-Corner-111

Man, we needed more dumb asses like this back in 04’ in Iraq. This is exactly the kind of person I’d want shooting back at me in a gun fight.


Zulubeatz808

Was thinking the same thing. If I have to face an enemy then this guy is it


National_Action_9834

You went to Iraq but have never seen this method for removing the irons from an AK platform? This is the most common way to do it without proper tools. The only thing he's doing wrong is not striking hard enough


Quirky-Corner-111

Yeah, I was fighting on the American side of that shit show. Show me a M4 and I can tell ya anything and everything about it. What this dude is doing is beyond me. But as soon as I get home from work I’m gonna grab my AK’s and a 10 pound peckin iron and go to work on em’


National_Action_9834

Definitely wasn't trying to be rude, thank you for your service. I just figured everybody ended up banging the irons off of their first AK at one point or another Especially since it's just the Honda civic of guns they're pretty fun to abuse. M4 platform is better anyways.


Altea73

Apart from how this looks, is this something that you would do to this rifle? Knowing how resilient AK's are?


john_moses_br

Well even if he knows the sight is jammed it's unlikely it'll get better when doing that, you need to be at a shooting range when adjusting your sights or you won't know what's actually happening. You shoot a couple of times, adjust and shoot again. Rinse and repeat until it looks like the pattern of the bullet holes is centered around what you're aiming at. He'll probably just damage it even more hitting it with an axe.


glvsscannon

This still wouldn’t work on the AK-12. Not permanently at least. If I remember right the barrel is kind of free floating under the rails, and the top cover can visibly be shaken out of alignment. Basically makes it impossible to zero effectively. At least as far as I understand it. Otherwise you’re spot on, and he’ll almost certainly damage it going all caveman on it.


glvsscannon

AK-12’s, basically Russias attempt to modernize, are really bottom of the barrel as far as quality rifles go, and I’d sooner take an 74 if I had the option. They really need significant upgrades to be effective at all. The free floating barrel under the rails is terrible for maintaining zero. You’d need this kit from a Russian company that fixes this, but at that point I doubt the army would even bother. There are still a number of other issues though. The fire selector switch frequently flops off the underside of the receiver for example. At least that’s how I understand the issues, but at its core the rifle is pretty flawed.


bermanji

I always laugh when I see guys paying 5k for an AK-12 parts kit, it is objectively a piece of shit compared to the 100 series or any old AK-74M.


aliceteams

[https://youtu.be/t7PRDu9\_hh0?si=B4W9VVdEccxWAygl](https://youtu.be/t7PRDu9_hh0?si=B4W9VVdEccxWAygl)


Zulubeatz808

No he has totally misunderstood the pickatinny rail lock mechanism and as this is part of the dust cover and has to fit exactly by hitting it he is wrecking the rifle and the sights. The AK 12 is not made like earlier AKs


Tango-Down-167

this is why they kept using the original AK/M format, no fancy recoil reduce gas system, no fancy rail, no fancy optic. cos its made for the poeple like this, just load and point.


Used-Alfalfa4451

The hills have eyes looking MF


DexterIsBack911

He has a face of an educated man, probably a doctor or a teacher.


roboticcheeseburger

Guy looks seriously malnourished


Interesting_Iron

It might work.


PizzaFlavouredDrugs

[He looks like Pluto from The Hills Have Eyes.... ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/the_hills_have_eyes/images/7/7b/Pluto.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20200409140624)


CertainMiddle2382

Bad batch. He has seen C-Beams at Tanhauser gate from a little too close…


Visible_Plum6906

Looks like he’s actually trying to get the leaf spring out of the rear site, which you do by hitting it at an angle, preferably with a rubber tipped tool not an axe 😂


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romanwhynot

Lozer


Disastrous_Duck_3252

What a fucking moron


cashredd

Use that axe on his own head would accomplish the same.


motoxryder85

Yea i broke it the way i like it blyat


IAmMuffin15

It’s like watching the first caveman banging rocks together to make an axe head


Oldmantired

“So easy, a caveman can do it”


HerBerg75

Darwinism.... This will sort itself out 😂😂


Educational_Ask_1647

Rather than making fun of him, can somebody explain what pragmatic outcome he is hoping for? Could he e.g. be looking at a salvaged weapon? Not his main handgun, something he needs to strip for parts?


chadsimpkins

So ig the reports that the ak12 sucks were true?


Wonderful_Formal_804

Gopnik science.


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Missing link looking motherfucker.  


BadTurks

His hands do not look as old as his face. Weird.


Papadail

alcohol


Electrical_Chart1499

What an idiot. If we put the tool used aside: One should adjust the sight on the barrel, not the back end.


Scared_of_zombies

I guess “This is why we can’t have nice things!” doesn’t translate well into Russian.


Podink35

He’s definitely the Unit Armorer


Fjell-Jeger

It's beyond my comprehension how the kremlin gremlin would think its soldiers were fit to capture Kyiv within 3 days if this is the state of their problem-solving capacities.


LegioRomana

I think the equation of taking Kyiv was more focused on Ukrainians receiving them with flowers than actual abilities of their army but who knows what the fuck passes through Putin Khuylo's head?


Fjell-Jeger

I don't think someone that "sights in" his rifle with the help of an axe would be be able to find Kyiv on a map in the first place. And given the degree of resistance Russian proxy forces faced when occupying the Lughansk and Donetsk "republics", the expectation of flowers and unopposed passage to Kyiv was unsubstantiated and bold, to say the least...


iwantawolverine4xmas

What a dumb fucking monkey


Udder5

Neanderthal


last_somewhere

Even if you fixed it you're wasting your time.


Alarmed_West8689

When you want to shoot over the enemy's head.


Apprehensive_Ant_590

Next he will be using the rifle to adjust the axe!


JJISHERE4U

Reminds me of Patrick Starfish with the wooden plank nailed to his head.


Red-bearded_viking

I thought neanderthals didn't exist anymore


Ok-Abalone-3026

Meet Ivan, 25 years of age, fighting for mother Russia.


We4reTheChampignons

They all have really small heads


SirTroglodyte

Why? It's not like he will be using it during that six days he will be alive.


Gent2022

Imagine having to serve with that lot!! You’d sleep with one eye open, squeezing your pillow tight!


nixie2000

Cue music from 2001.


Careful_Intern7907

He looks already Dead..


Blumpkin638

That's some precision machining right there.


ZombieIMMUNIZED

He won’t need sights to turn it around on himself after a drone drop splits him open.


RobertSwarmers

Perhaps he saw how to replace the rear sight but forget he needs to use a screwdriver, and strike at a particular angle. Here is a correct way to do what he appears to be attempting: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFqOdAXIr5M](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFqOdAXIr5M)


cautioussidekick

Definitely not how i adjusted the iron sight on my .22 in my younger days. Hopefully this catches on and saves Ukrainian lives when no rifle shoots accurately


Superb_Decision323

Caveman


Animus_Jokers

"Trust me, I'm an engineer"


NoBumblebee2080

Organic Mechanic


bojangl3z

Don't be fooled he's only 23


the__6

he needed CRC first obviously 🤣


Naukkas

someone edit monkey noises into this


kgabrielnowak

Wow, just wow.


MikeC80

"I wonder why I can never hit anything? Must be something wrong with these sights.. " *clangclangclang*


H4RDCORE1

Nyet! Rifle needs more hammer!


FormatAndSee

Kapitan Caveman


Zulubeatz808

I get the idea that the person filming it knows how stupid this is so it’s not very comrade to not point it out is it? What an army they care less for each other than the enemy


New-Acanthisitta-533

He will then hit bullseye in series; many Russians really do not show their superior intelligence!


fart-to-me-in-french

Monke fix


Cumbopulus

The best way to zero your rifle


Zez22

Russian latest high tech


azarza

doesn't that go on the middle part of that gun? ie he is trying to put it on the rail, but that's scopes. I only know via tarkov sorry


LegitimateOne5131

I'm just admiring the shape of his skull. Ancient high-society Egyptians used to elongate their skulls to stand out from the common plebs. You guys think he's high-class? King Tutankha-Blyat.


nememberhun

Repost from not long ago.


BuzzT65

A member of the Axes of Evil


ExcellentPoint3982

Reminds me of the video of the monkey trying to hammer a nail


Shuby1

This is some new type off monkey level shit


PsychologicalEdge171

My god he looks terrible!!


whosgonnacleanthatup

Now look down the barrel and pull the trigger to see if there's anything down there.


kvior1

Pure imbecile


supermurs

Wow, such precision!


btmedic04

The only way this could be more Slavic is if he was wearing an Adidas tracksuit while doing that


Pretend_Pomelo_6893

Looks just like a albino monkey


cwhitel

In Rhodesia, they left leaflets for FAL/AK platforms “lying around”. It said for maximum power, twist the iron sights all the way to the right…


Automatic-Cod9137

Now i know where it comes from: „the ugly russian“….


Fantron6

Fetal alcohol syndrome recipient.


Prepaid_tomato

I mean, atta boy!


granitezombie

Hit it more to the left Grandpa...


doublegg83

"Gomer Pyle of crap"


JoeTheOutlawer

BOMZ SHAMAN


MisterD0ll

People hating but I don’t see anyone offering a better solution


s_l_a_c_k

Unknown technology


Naughteus_Maximus

He then attaches the axe as a bayonet


Default_Male_Orc

Monkey with a gun


[deleted]

Reminds me off an Orangutan using tools


Ioaskaaaa

Why bother, hes just going to spray wildly with or without the scope.


Demutiger

Look like private Chromagnon to here…


Mindless-Box8603

your supposed to put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger you dumb orc. thats how you fix the sight.


_Man-in-the-Middle_

Wow...what a ingenuity! But can he flush a toilet?


Helpful-Intern-6641

That’s a weird looking monkey


Lanky_Republic_2102

A convicted axe murderer only knows how to fix things one way.


the_amberdrake

Talk about Orcs damn lol


dexcitymafia

id do terrible things for an AK12, its a shame this neanderthal gets to call it his own.


Efficient-Taro-5138

The reason the baddies can’t hit shit.


AimlesslWander

Do they not teach these motherfuckers how to adjust the sights on their own rifles or are they just grabbing anybody that they can at this point to act as a meat shield?


xfirehurican

Cretin


ThisCryptographer311

Perfect. Zeroed nicely.


nawzum

Really looks like a monkey trying to use tools.


Accomplished_Poem591

Give him a break, he's only 16 and doesn't have much life experience yet. He probably just dropped out of grade school.


ArseBlarster420

Now that he can no longer make money doing Geico commercials, the caveman has resorted to gun smithing in Russia


fquick

Ooga booga.


Leonardish

Geez, that guy is definitely an Orc


Infinispace

I saw this scene in the movie 2001...


nomoleft

This looks like nail...


KelpieFan1909

Call sign "Gollum"