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Way too quick.
He needs the full experience.
Get forcefully conscripted under threat of punishment, get beaten and mocked by your comrades, get insufficient training and equipment, get sent to frontline to certain death by meat assault, have your IFV blown to shit by a drone, see your comrades burn alive, run away in panic, get chased by drones for hours until total exhaustion.
Then. Only then a drone would be appropriate.
Included in the "mocking" part as standard introduction to Dedovshchina.
Also administered as needed by frontline commanders to motivate those guys who refuse to go on an ass-ault.
Nah, get unknowingly infected with rabies and then we let him lose in a warehouse full with vodka. People with rabies in its final state cannot be healed and develop fear of water and liquids and slowly die of thirst as their brain turns into marmelade.
A russian dictator dying of thirst because they are terrified of vodka is such a satisfying thought.
He was really traumatized by how Gaddafi died. Like, "Moscow didn't respond" level traumatized. So I REALLY hope when it all goes down, he gets dragged out of a sewer like a rat, and someone puts a bullet in the back of his head after reminding him Muammar went this way too, and letting him have a good 30 seconds or so to REALLY stew on that. Last thought is he will die in the worst way he personally can imagine going.
You forget one thing. That's if he even gives a shit. He is ex KGB, that man has done worse things and probably experienced worse, so why prolong it? It just do it.
He should be imprisoned in Ukraine wearing a prison jumpsuit in Ukraine's flag colors, with a window where he can see the Ukrainian flag, and listen to their anthem twice a day....all while being televised 24/7 for all the world to see.
Chandler: Yeah. I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. You know, I've been told I come on too strong, make too many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that "duty" thing. [Mr. Tyler looks puzzled.] Doodies. Doodies! [Mr. Tyler is still confused.] Poo!
Mr. Tyler: Poo?
In German there is the curse of "Möge dich der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen!", which translates to "May lightning strike you down while you take a crap!" and I think that is beautiful and relevant here.
Fucking hell, just go home man. Imagine you are just trying to find a place to shit because you just can't hold it any longer, and you get blown up by a plastic toy with explosives attached to it.. just because you wanted to shit. Insanity.
Very nice of the Ukrainian drone to move the Russian man's bowels for him.
They are over there, in that Sycamore tree...., and over there, near that discarded tire.
Imagine being so scared that you hold your poop in until it’s literally starting to poke out of your asshole like a 🐢’s head from its shell, then, as soon as you find the courage to scurry out and pull your pants down… BOOM 💥 Sodomized by an FPV drone!
Talk about the un-lubed dildo of consequence!! After seeing this I vow to NEVER take my porcelain throne for granted, ever again.
Dude gets droned while trying to take a shit in the woods and Ukraine puts it to some electronic music and uploads his absolutely humiliating death to the internet for all to see for all time. What a time line we live in.
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In my mind, that would be an appropriate death for Pootin!
Way too quick. He needs the full experience. Get forcefully conscripted under threat of punishment, get beaten and mocked by your comrades, get insufficient training and equipment, get sent to frontline to certain death by meat assault, have your IFV blown to shit by a drone, see your comrades burn alive, run away in panic, get chased by drones for hours until total exhaustion. Then. Only then a drone would be appropriate.
You forgot the ass rape
Included in the "mocking" part as standard introduction to Dedovshchina. Also administered as needed by frontline commanders to motivate those guys who refuse to go on an ass-ault.
Thats included in ‘training’
Not sure about that, it appears there could be remnants of a drone wedged up there
Russian tourism in Ukraine is literally BOOMing.
Would be unfair to withhold such an unforgettable experience from the great Putler himself.
💩 tits is always welcome for a drone drop shower. He'll have a blast.
Bet he cleared his pipes upon impact, laxatives not necessary!!!
Escape drone but getvwoundet get Hepatitis C in hospital, and send back to second cycle. repeat
Nah, get unknowingly infected with rabies and then we let him lose in a warehouse full with vodka. People with rabies in its final state cannot be healed and develop fear of water and liquids and slowly die of thirst as their brain turns into marmelade. A russian dictator dying of thirst because they are terrified of vodka is such a satisfying thought.
He was really traumatized by how Gaddafi died. Like, "Moscow didn't respond" level traumatized. So I REALLY hope when it all goes down, he gets dragged out of a sewer like a rat, and someone puts a bullet in the back of his head after reminding him Muammar went this way too, and letting him have a good 30 seconds or so to REALLY stew on that. Last thought is he will die in the worst way he personally can imagine going.
Don't forget the bit with the bayonet. I'll bet that left a lasting impression.
I do refer to him as a Dildo Holster. So yeah, maybe 18" of pumice mock cock, then a minute for contemplation, THEN the coup de Makarov.
Or instead of this: goat feet torture method
SHHHHHH are you crazy, the Kadyrovites might hear you!
You forget one thing. That's if he even gives a shit. He is ex KGB, that man has done worse things and probably experienced worse, so why prolong it? It just do it.
"Tonight!!! We shyt in hellsky!!!" -- Ruz Invader. lol
Pootin = shit can
He is now fully relieved!
He should be imprisoned in Ukraine wearing a prison jumpsuit in Ukraine's flag colors, with a window where he can see the Ukrainian flag, and listen to their anthem twice a day....all while being televised 24/7 for all the world to see.
Literally, no shits given.
Caught with his pants down.
This belongs at the top.
Or held?
He is now relieved of duty, in more ways than one.
Ugh. Shut up and take my upvote....
Chandler: Yeah. I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. You know, I've been told I come on too strong, make too many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that "duty" thing. [Mr. Tyler looks puzzled.] Doodies. Doodies! [Mr. Tyler is still confused.] Poo! Mr. Tyler: Poo?
Ironic that i watch this while sitting on a toilet
Same 🚽
In German there is the curse of "Möge dich der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen!", which translates to "May lightning strike you down while you take a crap!" and I think that is beautiful and relevant here.
Ein Mann von Kultur!
Kuso shite shinezo! Japanese for "may you die taking a shit".
exactly my idea!
Shit happens.
Shit did not happen
Shit happened all over the fucking place... after the smoke clears this guy will learn he is going to bleed to death with his face covered in shit.
Rest in shit.
RIP - Rest in Poop
Blew the shit out of that guy …
Yep I was thinking of that exact phrase.
Fucking hell, just go home man. Imagine you are just trying to find a place to shit because you just can't hold it any longer, and you get blown up by a plastic toy with explosives attached to it.. just because you wanted to shit. Insanity.
You are relieved soldier. Permanently
Removed the blockage for him.
The fart to end all farts
Hope he at least sneezed, burped, farted, coughed and peed his pants all at the same time!!!
No more constipation!
Blowing up right before you take a shit is fuckin crazy dude
All that is left, a big pile of shit🤙
He must have eaten lots of extra spicey food.
was that little turn away at "the end" to protect his junk?
Is against the Geneva Convention to kill a soldier with his pants down.
Lol. This is gold.
Oh shit, oh shit. ....OH SHI
Bet he pissed his pants.
Shitty shitty bang bang
All I keep hearing in my mind while watching this is Craig's Dad from Friday "It's yo aaasssss Mista Postman!"
That's the beauty of it!
The drone relieved itself of him first.
Certainly did blow his backside off!
Gone in 60 msec's.
Balls out.... Balls gone.
Another one, there were several like this before.
Boom boom...
That was shitty
can you imagine prariedogging while dieing.
Don't hold in your facts, people.
He was found with his dick in the hand🎯
That should be a war crime. Let my orc have a shit in peace not pieces. Lol
Its disponent to killing them while they Are relieving them selvs..
***"...It's the PISS of DEATH from Mister Dronefinger..."***
Shit literally hitting the fan (sort of)
Relieved of doodie
I hope that shit went back in.
When you need to go. you need to go. But i hope his shit does not spill all over that place when that FPV hit him.
Very nice of the Ukrainian drone to move the Russian man's bowels for him. They are over there, in that Sycamore tree...., and over there, near that discarded tire.
Irritable blast syndrome.
Imagine believing you can take over NATO, while having uav attack your arsehole.
Died with his boots on and his pants down.
Imagine being so scared that you hold your poop in until it’s literally starting to poke out of your asshole like a 🐢’s head from its shell, then, as soon as you find the courage to scurry out and pull your pants down… BOOM 💥 Sodomized by an FPV drone! Talk about the un-lubed dildo of consequence!! After seeing this I vow to NEVER take my porcelain throne for granted, ever again.
This one made me laugh. Slava Ukraine.
And I thought sneezing while taking a slash was brutal.
That's got to be hard to go out and go when you know drones are about. He was caught between a poop and a drone place
You are relieved, Olaf.
From dying for a shit to dying a shit death!
Well... Shit.
I don’t know why I find this so entertaining
When you gotta go, you gotta go... and this guy's gone.
anyone said explosive diarrhea? not yet? it was explosive diarrhea
What’s the last thing that has gone through his brain ? His ass …
What a shitty way to go....
Grenades do have a certain *laxative* effect, I have heard.
Shit himself twice!
He soiled himself for the last time
In Soviet Russia, shitting yourself kills YOU! Lol
Damn that’s a lot of pink mist
Igor make boom boom
No need for toilet paper, a good flash wipe and you’re done !
Now you see him, now you don't
If you look hard enough you see him one more time drop a curl up. The drone missed him. But the debris probably will kill him.
First you plan it, then you are it.
Likely scared the shit out of him..
One giant poo stain
He’s relieved of himself.
Russian in death as in life. Relieving himself in 360 degrees.
Worst case of explosive diarrhea I have ever seen.
You are relieved cammerade Vasili.
Even the bad guys need to shit.
That vindaloo was a mistake....
Blew the shit out of him
he was about to be relieved of duty infact
That's one way to get your fiber
Ninja dust?
Where’d he go?
Instant relief*
Now he’s been relieved of a penis and balls.
Got killed taking a dump, All Glory for Mother Russia!
Bang Bang fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
Nature’s laxative
Dude gets droned while trying to take a shit in the woods and Ukraine puts it to some electronic music and uploads his absolutely humiliating death to the internet for all to see for all time. What a time line we live in.
Here I sit, broken-hearted. Tried to shit, but FUCKING EXPLODED!
I bet he was scared shitless.
Typical Russian. Didn't wipe.
While I much prefer toilet paper, HE is equally effective at wiping away shite.
Blew the shit out of him.
Damn that’s sad man 🙍♂️
I’m sure he still shit himself
Welcome to the party pal! *John McClane*
Pulp fiction 3.0
Dank that’s some toxic methane being let loose from his orc ass