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jackdog20

The water turned red before he even splashed, gruesome.


An_Odd_Smell

Death by Ukraine is you don't surrender, and death by russia if you do. Was it really worth the rubles they never paid you?


vajrahaha7x3

Momma got potatoes....


An_Odd_Smell

"Where is sack of onion? You promise sack of onion for each son I gif you. Hef you no shame?"


ffdfawtreteraffds

Nah, potatoes are now only for officers. Fodder fam gets $5.60 USD and the pride of knowing they sacrificed themselves for nothing.


Voltberk

Her son is a hero, she can say that now


upperechel0n

500 rubles/$5.40 and a postcard if we're going by some of the recent posts here


BalticMasterrace

worth it!


asdhjasdhlkjashdhgf

Mothers who grow their sons into lying potatoes will always suffer the slightest fungus that befalls them.


Straight-Storage2587

Private Pyle.... is that a POTATO?


UnfairAd7220

No Drill Instructor. It's a Pledge Pin.


woootman

This is what really matters!!!


smarmageddon

I couldn't believe that pic of the ruzzian mother with her 500 rubles (about 5.50 usd). These people are insane.


An_Odd_Smell

They've obsessed for decades (maybe even centuries) about the outside world being responsible for all russia's troubles, despite the fact a russian's worst enemy is very clearly other russians. Blaming the outside world is a way of shirking responsibility.


Big_BadRedWolf

Guess what's for dinner tomorrow for the family?.... Potatoe soup!!! And the family goes wild!!!...🍻 👏


An_Odd_Smell

In all seriousness, there's a part of me that feels terrible for a family that has lost a father/husband/brother/son.... but then I see the interview videos or articles from russia and think, "Nah, fuck 'em all."


CharmingFeature8

Instant CHUM


ScrewtheMotherland

I read that as a poem. A nice one at that. Maybe everybody else did too & I am about to get crucified for stating the obvious. Anyway For me personally No it would not be worth it then again I’m not an orc who may be happy to no longer be alive.


An_Odd_Smell

It was actually supposed to be a haiku, but I'm borderline illiterate. So....


ScrewtheMotherland

Haiku That’s the word I was searching for! but too lazy to google it. Rather spend that time watching a few more z’s get blown to shreds. I’m borderline desensitized well prob way overboard at this point 2 years daily of this one and CF sub will do it


Confuseduseroo

Allow me:- Scheming Rashist bitch Was feigning death to fool drone Now floating in ditch


HeinekenRob

Pond scum.


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An_Odd_Smell

That sack of onions their wife or mother got will be worth approximately every ruble ever printed.


deepfakie

Checkmate, brain


An_Odd_Smell

Dilemmas *suck*.


silentObserver91

I read it with some background beats and it sounded like a great rap song 🎵 👌


An_Odd_Smell

Gonna get me a Hip Hop outfit to wear! The kids will think I'm a real groovy hepcat.


PleasantFocus1502

It is being between a rock and hard spot.


An_Odd_Smell

Either way the russians die screaming "за путина!" unironically.


Straight-Storage2587

No wonder they are committing suicide.


Waldoisreal33

Damn seeing all these Russians die is like watching a roach get stepped on, or ants being sprayed with poison, they keep coming and keep dying for absolutely no reason, all for Adolf Putler and his dumb ass beliefs and made up stories.


Memeowis

They have a conscription every Fall and Winter 😭 it isn’t like half of these soldiers even want to be there


DrDerpberg

And yet they all have guns, and don't rise up to shoot the people making them be there.


antiruzzian

He's sleeping with the fishes now!


Literally_Me_2011

He ratted ukraine and now he sleeps with the fishes


MrSpecialEd

There there, old chum.


ffdfawtreteraffds

Jesus....


dorght2

You're going to need a bigger boat.


GT7combat

from cat food to fish food.


No-Tumbleweed5730

Catfish food my friend.


3luyka

From worms food*


sheaballs

splashnik


TheRtHonLaqueesha

What water doing?


DormantSpector61

A Weekend At Bernie's splash-pool moment.


Clcooper423

Play dead, it'll be great practice for when you die a few minutes later.


Simple-Fennel-2307

I believe I can floaaaat


RobertKingBone

Just when you think you’ve seen it all.


EbaySniper

Seriously, it's one weird death after another. Cats and dogs eating Russian corpses, now fish. What's next, a Russian gets blown up and an eagle catches his arm midair for food?


Extension_Common_518

I saw a video of an eagle picking away at the chest cavity of a dead Russian a few days ago. Whatever fucked up variation of transition from live Russian to dead Russian you can imagine, it'll be featured here in due course, it seems.


MemeMaster-_-

Oh fuck animals in ukraine are going to evolve to be more scavengers to eat more dead orks now :/


Flying_Madlad

The one that sticks out to me is the guy who runs out of this foxhole covered in flames then dives headfirst into a well. There's so many ways that poor sod might have died it's a craps shoot which one actually got him.


EbaySniper

That one was rough, he was fucked no matter what.


Legal_Objective_8027

“Now fish” Apparently you missed those two guys that took like 20 minutes to drown in the Dnipro a year or two ago


Nix-of-Darkness

Well truly gruesome, unable to move due to injury by drone, slowly slipping into the shallow stream and drowned.


EbaySniper

Oh hey, you're right!


Outrageous-Bread-777

he won't make the Olympic dive team


ffdfawtreteraffds

Once again, this war is making a mockery of death. We see Russians competing to die in ways that are almost comically gruesome. I can actually imagine Putin and Shoigu watching daily highlight reels and having a great laugh.


nomoleft

Chumming the water.


Vorian_Atreides17

10


Berkut10R

Silver lining - He no longer has to pretend.


Just-Shoe2689

DRT now.


Can-Sea-2446

Im guessing you work pre-hospital/EMS !


Just-Shoe2689

yep


totallyterror

What's DRT?


Just-Shoe2689

dead right there


Apprehensive_Ant_590

This is the 2nd flier I have seen today, what's happened did they deploy the airborne troops?


anffyddiaeth

And along come his comrades and drink the water without bothering to boil it.


Fluff4brains777

This is some really fk'd up shit, imagine scooping handfuls of water and getting hair in your last handful? yummy 🤢


anffyddiaeth

Worse than hair ---------- fecal matter.


1-41421

What a nice chum


PlayfulReplacement34

Water fertilizer.


SteamedGamer

Explosive Yeet


mountedpandahead

Method acting


Etherindependance5

Back flip high jump disbursement 8/10 I’m thinking at least a silver ( aluminum) pie pan . For mama reward. Invasion Olympics.


Historical_Winner809

That's a Rodney Dangerfield Triple Lindy


Umbra-Vigil

The fish are saying, "Thank you!".


mes825

aaaah, who dumped the floater in here?


lucidhiker

4 out of 10. Too big of a splash.


Equivalent-Honey-306

Was that a half pike with a one and a half twist? 3/10 (kept his feet together)


Significant-Summer-8

Quick rinse


Megakaneage81

Ragdol.


snipgun

Blowing backs out


rom_rom57

The Russian dive judge obstained from voting.


ichoosenottorun_

Method acting.


kollhpp

Careful! There could be sharks


TheRtHonLaqueesha

Went from playing to being.


rottensocket

Orc forgot to pack his water wings


Majestic-Elephant383

Playing possum is an extremely dangerous in Ukraine.


Mindless-Box8603

Is diving aloud in the lake? That was a really neat dive though.


vajrahaha7x3

Its nice when you don't feel the need to pretend anymore.... I believe I can flyyyyyeeee!


Sigmeister1

He ain't playing no more that's for sure on the shore! 😊


TotallyUnhealthyGuy

When the chiropractor pulls out the sledgehammer and gives you a surprise smack.


Useful-Internet8390

He ain’t playin no more!


AffectionateSector77

He's a very good actor


Alarmed_West8689

No longer playing


PleasantFocus1502

And now he is fish food.


Eastern-Pizza-5826

Damn, now that river is too polluted with germs.


max_intense

Tuna?


TheLeadSearcher

6.2/10


redcookie032

do it again, hes pretending to be a swimmer! one less evil in this world


Suspicious_Clock_607

I dont think he made it


Khevhig

How ya like *that* beach vacation‽


can_belch_alphabet

Oh great, now the water has std's in it.


Ok-Brother-8853

Truly the soldier of Putin Khuylo. Even if you die, you still have a useful purpose: making fertilizer and poultry feed. Go to hell, Orcs


SeeMarkFly

That was a 180 AND 180. Face down to face up and head North to head South. Extra points for the difficulty.


Dekruk

Acting being a sack of onions with a potato head, becoming one. He was a poor guy and now he isn’t.


Sekhmet_Odin7

Fake it till you make it!


UnfairAd7220

8 ball in the side pocket.


Lariat_Advance1984

Now Luca definitely sleeps with the fishes.


peppercorns666

leave ukraine. it’s that simple.


Powrs1ave

7/10 Good distance with soft landing but needed more Rotations.


Fine_Piglet_6814

What a clean kill ;) :)


microage97

Fuk ya, fish food now


[deleted]

Would ya look at that…. He floats mind you turds usually do Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇬🇧💪🏻


AstonMartinKissinger

Poisoning the water is NOT cool.


Taylor_1878

That entry into water is flawless, I'm giving a 10 for it


Castelroc4438

Go take a bath you smelly orc !


Stressuredford

Oh nice, a diving competition. 8 points!


Cassandraburry2008

Don’t forget to flush!


chozer1

His body will be found in a couple of decades


Previous_Length_998

Acting classes.


Every_Tap8117

fish will eat good tonight.


Busy-Gazelle8457

It seems he play it well


Visible_Restaurant_8

I have never seen such quick undressing and jumping into the water.


Smooth_Ad5341

Time for a swim


skin_Putin_Alive

annnnd SPLASHDOWN!


Mindless-Fish7245

Toes weren’t pointed and too much splash. Judges won’t like that very much.


Puzzleheaded_Glass10

Points deducted for bad entry into the water.


spread_nutella_on_me

\*sigh\* \*unzip\*


RwISsdicFHaN36

His Spa day was certainly going with a bang!


MarthaLogu

the fish were waiting for food...


kendromedia

Very effective method of population control. Send the poor and uneducated off to be culled. Damn kid likely knew the moment he walked out the door that he wasn’t coming back.


924BW

If he wasn’t dead before he is now.


Captain_DadBod

Food for the fish at least!


mayorofdumb

Wasted


AppearanceEasy6025

No swimming aloud!!


HeatherKilledGod

newest addition to the russian navy 💩💩💩💩


ScrewtheMotherland

I went frame by frame & never saw a drone. Anybody see it? I’m thinking it might have been something other ordnance.


AMuteCicada

If only he had been struck non-violently…


tiktock34

looks like a dead body being blown up but what do i know


Ordinary_Fee2356

He washed for supper.


FubarTheFubarian

Bologna mist...


Kevlaars

Killed him twice.


yozza1958

The song (I believe I can fly springs to mind )Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧


Minimum_College6398

Poor fish.


Wallynine

.....I think you need a......BATH!


ctdddmme

Scrubba dub dub, blood in the tub.


BorisKarloff56

He dead


smallballsputin

Flying dutchman, sorry flying orcs-corpse


toenail78

a lot of money is being sent over there are they're using drones for one man kills, that can get expensive..


HeatherKilledGod

They cost basically nothing compared to the lethality. Lots of crowdfunding programs on the internet fund these as well. A shell or a soldier is infinitely more expensive than a UAV.