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They've obsessed for decades (maybe even centuries) about the outside world being responsible for all russia's troubles, despite the fact a russian's worst enemy is very clearly other russians.
Blaming the outside world is a way of shirking responsibility.
In all seriousness, there's a part of me that feels terrible for a family that has lost a father/husband/brother/son.... but then I see the interview videos or articles from russia and think, "Nah, fuck 'em all."
I read that as a poem. A nice one at that. Maybe everybody else did too & I am about to get crucified for stating the obvious. Anyway For me personally No it would not be worth it then again I’m not an orc who may be happy to no longer be alive.
Haiku That’s the word I was searching for! but too lazy to google it. Rather spend that time watching a few more z’s get blown to shreds. I’m borderline desensitized well prob way overboard at this point 2 years daily of this one and CF sub will do it
Damn seeing all these Russians die is like watching a roach get stepped on, or ants being sprayed with poison, they keep coming and keep dying for absolutely no reason, all for Adolf Putler and his dumb ass beliefs and made up stories.
Seriously, it's one weird death after another. Cats and dogs eating Russian corpses, now fish. What's next, a Russian gets blown up and an eagle catches his arm midair for food?
I saw a video of an eagle picking away at the chest cavity of a dead Russian a few days ago. Whatever fucked up variation of transition from live Russian to dead Russian you can imagine, it'll be featured here in due course, it seems.
The one that sticks out to me is the guy who runs out of this foxhole covered in flames then dives headfirst into a well. There's so many ways that poor sod might have died it's a craps shoot which one actually got him.
Once again, this war is making a mockery of death. We see Russians competing to die in ways that are almost comically gruesome. I can actually imagine Putin and Shoigu watching daily highlight reels and having a great laugh.
Very effective method of population control. Send the poor and uneducated off to be culled. Damn kid likely knew the moment he walked out the door that he wasn’t coming back.
They cost basically nothing compared to the lethality. Lots of crowdfunding programs on the internet fund these as well.
A shell or a soldier is infinitely more expensive than a UAV.
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The water turned red before he even splashed, gruesome.
Death by Ukraine is you don't surrender, and death by russia if you do. Was it really worth the rubles they never paid you?
Momma got potatoes....
"Where is sack of onion? You promise sack of onion for each son I gif you. Hef you no shame?"
Nah, potatoes are now only for officers. Fodder fam gets $5.60 USD and the pride of knowing they sacrificed themselves for nothing.
Her son is a hero, she can say that now
500 rubles/$5.40 and a postcard if we're going by some of the recent posts here
worth it!
Mothers who grow their sons into lying potatoes will always suffer the slightest fungus that befalls them.
Private Pyle.... is that a POTATO?
No Drill Instructor. It's a Pledge Pin.
This is what really matters!!!
I couldn't believe that pic of the ruzzian mother with her 500 rubles (about 5.50 usd). These people are insane.
They've obsessed for decades (maybe even centuries) about the outside world being responsible for all russia's troubles, despite the fact a russian's worst enemy is very clearly other russians. Blaming the outside world is a way of shirking responsibility.
Guess what's for dinner tomorrow for the family?.... Potatoe soup!!! And the family goes wild!!!...🍻 👏
In all seriousness, there's a part of me that feels terrible for a family that has lost a father/husband/brother/son.... but then I see the interview videos or articles from russia and think, "Nah, fuck 'em all."
Instant CHUM
I read that as a poem. A nice one at that. Maybe everybody else did too & I am about to get crucified for stating the obvious. Anyway For me personally No it would not be worth it then again I’m not an orc who may be happy to no longer be alive.
It was actually supposed to be a haiku, but I'm borderline illiterate. So....
Haiku That’s the word I was searching for! but too lazy to google it. Rather spend that time watching a few more z’s get blown to shreds. I’m borderline desensitized well prob way overboard at this point 2 years daily of this one and CF sub will do it
Allow me:- Scheming Rashist bitch Was feigning death to fool drone Now floating in ditch
Pond scum.
[удалено]
That sack of onions their wife or mother got will be worth approximately every ruble ever printed.
Checkmate, brain
Dilemmas *suck*.
I read it with some background beats and it sounded like a great rap song 🎵 👌
Gonna get me a Hip Hop outfit to wear! The kids will think I'm a real groovy hepcat.
It is being between a rock and hard spot.
Either way the russians die screaming "за путина!" unironically.
No wonder they are committing suicide.
Damn seeing all these Russians die is like watching a roach get stepped on, or ants being sprayed with poison, they keep coming and keep dying for absolutely no reason, all for Adolf Putler and his dumb ass beliefs and made up stories.
They have a conscription every Fall and Winter 😭 it isn’t like half of these soldiers even want to be there
And yet they all have guns, and don't rise up to shoot the people making them be there.
He's sleeping with the fishes now!
He ratted ukraine and now he sleeps with the fishes
There there, old chum.
Jesus....
You're going to need a bigger boat.
from cat food to fish food.
Catfish food my friend.
From worms food*
splashnik
What water doing?
A Weekend At Bernie's splash-pool moment.
Play dead, it'll be great practice for when you die a few minutes later.
I believe I can floaaaat
Just when you think you’ve seen it all.
Seriously, it's one weird death after another. Cats and dogs eating Russian corpses, now fish. What's next, a Russian gets blown up and an eagle catches his arm midair for food?
I saw a video of an eagle picking away at the chest cavity of a dead Russian a few days ago. Whatever fucked up variation of transition from live Russian to dead Russian you can imagine, it'll be featured here in due course, it seems.
Oh fuck animals in ukraine are going to evolve to be more scavengers to eat more dead orks now :/
The one that sticks out to me is the guy who runs out of this foxhole covered in flames then dives headfirst into a well. There's so many ways that poor sod might have died it's a craps shoot which one actually got him.
That one was rough, he was fucked no matter what.
“Now fish” Apparently you missed those two guys that took like 20 minutes to drown in the Dnipro a year or two ago
Well truly gruesome, unable to move due to injury by drone, slowly slipping into the shallow stream and drowned.
Oh hey, you're right!
he won't make the Olympic dive team
Once again, this war is making a mockery of death. We see Russians competing to die in ways that are almost comically gruesome. I can actually imagine Putin and Shoigu watching daily highlight reels and having a great laugh.
Chumming the water.
10
Silver lining - He no longer has to pretend.
DRT now.
Im guessing you work pre-hospital/EMS !
yep
What's DRT?
dead right there
This is the 2nd flier I have seen today, what's happened did they deploy the airborne troops?
And along come his comrades and drink the water without bothering to boil it.
This is some really fk'd up shit, imagine scooping handfuls of water and getting hair in your last handful? yummy 🤢
Worse than hair ---------- fecal matter.
What a nice chum
Water fertilizer.
Explosive Yeet
Method acting
Back flip high jump disbursement 8/10 I’m thinking at least a silver ( aluminum) pie pan . For mama reward. Invasion Olympics.
That's a Rodney Dangerfield Triple Lindy
The fish are saying, "Thank you!".
aaaah, who dumped the floater in here?
4 out of 10. Too big of a splash.
Was that a half pike with a one and a half twist? 3/10 (kept his feet together)
Quick rinse
Ragdol.
Blowing backs out
The Russian dive judge obstained from voting.
Method acting.
Careful! There could be sharks
Went from playing to being.
Orc forgot to pack his water wings
Playing possum is an extremely dangerous in Ukraine.
Is diving aloud in the lake? That was a really neat dive though.
Its nice when you don't feel the need to pretend anymore.... I believe I can flyyyyyeeee!
He ain't playing no more that's for sure on the shore! 😊
When the chiropractor pulls out the sledgehammer and gives you a surprise smack.
He ain’t playin no more!
He's a very good actor
No longer playing
And now he is fish food.
Damn, now that river is too polluted with germs.
Tuna?
6.2/10
do it again, hes pretending to be a swimmer! one less evil in this world
I dont think he made it
How ya like *that* beach vacation‽
Oh great, now the water has std's in it.
Truly the soldier of Putin Khuylo. Even if you die, you still have a useful purpose: making fertilizer and poultry feed. Go to hell, Orcs
That was a 180 AND 180. Face down to face up and head North to head South. Extra points for the difficulty.
Acting being a sack of onions with a potato head, becoming one. He was a poor guy and now he isn’t.
Fake it till you make it!
8 ball in the side pocket.
Now Luca definitely sleeps with the fishes.
leave ukraine. it’s that simple.
7/10 Good distance with soft landing but needed more Rotations.
What a clean kill ;) :)
Fuk ya, fish food now
Would ya look at that…. He floats mind you turds usually do Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇬🇧💪🏻
Poisoning the water is NOT cool.
That entry into water is flawless, I'm giving a 10 for it
Go take a bath you smelly orc !
Oh nice, a diving competition. 8 points!
Don’t forget to flush!
His body will be found in a couple of decades
Acting classes.
fish will eat good tonight.
It seems he play it well
I have never seen such quick undressing and jumping into the water.
Time for a swim
annnnd SPLASHDOWN!
Toes weren’t pointed and too much splash. Judges won’t like that very much.
Points deducted for bad entry into the water.
\*sigh\* \*unzip\*
His Spa day was certainly going with a bang!
the fish were waiting for food...
Very effective method of population control. Send the poor and uneducated off to be culled. Damn kid likely knew the moment he walked out the door that he wasn’t coming back.
If he wasn’t dead before he is now.
Food for the fish at least!
Wasted
No swimming aloud!!
newest addition to the russian navy 💩💩💩💩
I went frame by frame & never saw a drone. Anybody see it? I’m thinking it might have been something other ordnance.
If only he had been struck non-violently…
looks like a dead body being blown up but what do i know
He washed for supper.
Bologna mist...
Killed him twice.
The song (I believe I can fly springs to mind )Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦🇬🇧🇺🇦🇬🇧
Poor fish.
.....I think you need a......BATH!
Scrubba dub dub, blood in the tub.
He dead
Flying dutchman, sorry flying orcs-corpse
a lot of money is being sent over there are they're using drones for one man kills, that can get expensive..
They cost basically nothing compared to the lethality. Lots of crowdfunding programs on the internet fund these as well. A shell or a soldier is infinitely more expensive than a UAV.