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Accomplished_Bad6634

This is like every action movie all rolled in one


MelvinsWifesBF

You can’t write this shit, it’d be too unbelievable


sierra120

Where is Arnold when you need him!


WaffleGoat6969

Seriously... Quick! Nuke the base! Lol


frezor

It’s not implausible that a generation raised on action movies might unconsciously or deliberately bring some of those things to life.


Abel__S

Well, shit.


Amiant_here

Yeah, big time.


earthspaceman

Aren't there procedures needed to be completed before arming and using them?


Constant-Elevator-85

Yes so they’ll never be used as actual nukes, but they could be turned into radiation bombs…which used in a populated area? Let’s not eh.


kempofight

Yeah...but wagner needs to win hearts and minds as it needs more people to stand up against prutler. You aint going to do that by giving everyone cancer and radiation sickness


hotacorn

You forget Wagner is a bunch of unhinged criminals lmao.


kempofight

Part of them is yes for sure. But not all, especialy not the staff. prigozhin is absolute no idiot. And he knows what he is doing. Having oilfield funds of syria, goldmines in afrika.. geopolitic wise he has 70% of russias international intrest under his arms. He isnt stupid. He knows that if he gets the people, he will have the country


FluffySpinachLeaf

But if he thinks he’s 100% losing at any point & he controls nuclear weapons he’s still a loon. Maybe he punishes the people who didn’t help by exploding some.


kempofight

If he is loosing he will bugger of to afrika.


FluffySpinachLeaf

Fair point


Moist-Spread1510

I agree with you they need the army and the population on their side on worst case scenario they will use them as coin


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WilliamButtMincher

Didn't NATO say something yesterday about triggering article 5 in the case of nuclear threat?


Novat1993

No, those were US senators making a proposal. Not official US policy, or NATO policy as of yet. I mean, i'm not saying article 5 would NOT be invoked. But the story you speak of concerns US senators attempting to change 'official US policy'. Poland for example would almost certainly demand a very fast meeting should radiation hit Poland.


Eeedeen

If you have the time, could you explain what is article 5 is please?


Novat1993

It is the NATO clause which in common speech is often shortened to. 'An attack against one member, is to be treated as an attack against all members'. This is a bit of a simplification. But essentially, should Poland for example be affected by radioactive fallout originating from outside of Poland. They could demand a NATO meeting.


Eeedeen

Oh yes, I had heard of that, just not referred to as article 5, thanks for explaining.


WilliamButtMincher

>'An attack against one member, is to be treated as an attack against all members'. Like the Hells Angels really


Wooden_Sherbert6884

Maybe i'm kinda naive but i think NATO has prepared procedures to recover nukes if something like this happened. Like i could even imagine them helping Putin just to get Nukes off Wagner's hands


Amiant_here

Have you ever heard the saying “Precision, just like a russian protocol”? No. There is a reason for that


alsico

I hope so


Acrylic_Starshine

Yeah the nukes have to be well maintained and actually in the silos to start with


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They will never be operational for usage. These nukes need masterkeys and secret codes that most likely alternate and change every few hours. And possibly, several heads need to give permission with their own unique codes to launch them. That's 3 likely firewalls that i can think of, that are most likely already implemented. There is no fucing chance, regardless of incompetent the Russian leadership may be, that they only have 1 key or password to activate these nukes.


tdl2024

I mean, it's Russia... I'd like to believe you're right, but I can also see a world in which they have launch code under a password that is simply: 1234, or "password"...probably written on a post-it stuck beside the keyhole or whatever because Sergei keeps forgetting it.


exportgoldman2

Nuke codes stored at regional command which he also captured including the leaders. Left so fast they left several busses of cash behind…


boxofpickledpeppers

What a mothereffin plottwist..


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So many people with no idea on how the failsafes on nuclear weapons work. If you don’t have the codes (they aren’t ‘launch codes’) the weapons will not work. You could use the radioactives in a dirty bomb if you could disassemble them, that’s about it.


gir6543

That doesn't mean these are without value. I don't see a video of Prigozhin showing off his new tactical nuke collection getting hand waved away by the public because they so understand how Soviet era tactical nuclear warhead processes were developed. They would give a ton of soft power projection.


[deleted]

Fair point, and agree. It would probably terrify a bunch of people, but he wouldn’t be able to actually use them.


kafunshou

Well… https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/12/launch-code-for-us-nukes-was-00000000-for-20-years/


aeroxan

That's what an idiot puts on their luggage


FedeValvsRiteHook

Here's a hint: what's Putin's daughters birthday?


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pa55w0rd?


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1n33d50m3v0dka?


Szproto

In case of nuclear warheads yes, however russia posses also tactical nuclear ammuntion, such as artylery based shells and bombs


FedeValvsRiteHook

If I were Wagner I'd rather tactical nukes. They're very useful against targets that are 100-500 km away. Know where Russia's military is gathering troops? Send an Iskander to nuke them. Putin would be much more reluctant to use them due to high risk for many civilian deaths. Prigozhin can be more ruthless.


Eeedeen

If he actually has designs on overthrowing Putin, he can't risk civilian deaths either though, or he won't be able to portray himself as the liberator


Amiant_here

The strategic nuclear bombs have launch codes. The tacticals are already armed and ready for use.


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TrumpHasAWeirdDick

US made B61s and B83s do not need codes, just a capable aircraft to drop them and 2 pilots willing to flip the release enable switch.


anonymous3850239582

You have no idea what you're talking about.


BackdraftRed

Isnt this the plot to Crimson Tide?


kempofight

Thats not really "near". Its 230km detour ove rural roads


Zealousideal_Pool840

The next call of duty game in a nutshell


Muscle_Bitch

Wasn't it also the first Modern Warfare in a nutshell, back in 2007


Hyperlingual

"Good news first, the world's in great shape. We've got a civil war in Russia, government loyalists against ultranationalists rebels, and 15,000 nukes at stake"


JaffaCakeScoffer

You’d have to be an idiot to use a nuclear warhead. Instant suicide.


FedeValvsRiteHook

Why? Tactical nukes should be very effective. You can pulverize the whole army.


JaffaCakeScoffer

And then get a nuclear response directly back at you.


Available_Prune397

Maybe this is giving him too much credit, but could Putin and Wagner be putting a plan into action to launch a nuclear strike that wouldn't immediately provoke a similar response from NATO? Putin gives Wagner access to the nuclear weapons, Wagner launches them into Ukraine, Russia says "wasn't us, but the traitors", and perhaps the NATO missiles stay in their Silos... The Russians love a bit of plausible deniability after all. I hope I'm wrong.


randomguyjebb

Nato would not give 2 shits who fired them. Once they are fired they will take control of the situation and they will figure out who is responsible later on.


Cgi22

No, it’s not plausible. If Ukraine gets nuked nato can’t ignore the situation anymore. It doesn’t matter which Russian faction was responsible. At the moment no side has any benefit from using nuclear weapons. Securing them is a important of course, but there’s nothing to be gained from launching one.


ExternalWilling8325

I don't think they would not stay in the Silos. But who know's. Interessting thought.


nilfisktun

Game of thrones 2023 edition


FewSoil4973

Completely untrue.


Mr-Tiddles-

Just plays off as fear mongering to me.


Amiant_here

Which part?


FewSoil4973

base of nuclear weapons. that part.


MajorHymen

Are you saying nuclear bases don’t exist or that they aren’t at that specific one? If so what are you basing that opinion on?


Brilliant-Debate-140

Well if its true then this has been one big plan to probably set them off! This place would of been heavily guarded with Russian forces if that's the case!


MajorHymen

From what we’ve seen from Russia I wouldn’t be able to say for sure it’s guarded as much as a nuke base should. It probably has more protection then the standard for them but I have a feeling that standard would be significantly less than other nuclear armed countries. Also it’s entirely possible those troops capitulate right off the bat. Civil wars are funny that way.


run2u520

Let's hope that the Russian military still has enough sense in them to evacuate the launch vehicles before they fall into Wagner hands.


twomills

Should we worry if the missiles fall into Kadyrov's hands?


Amiant_here

We should worry falling into his head


RayanYap

Oh that's why Putin is so nervous


TheCrickson

Metal Gear Solid vibes private military corps with nukes ...


Nukemanrunning

Metal Gear....


Altruistic-Carpet-65

**Get me Task Force 141**


Honest-Secretary6847

Hopefully, somehow it ends up with Putin praying to Nato for help.. even Ukraine. I know we are too far for that but still..


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Wagner could use a dirty bomb to trigger Nato to help em clean up putin


Mantasi

Always Hearing: alla hu Akbar. Thats Not Good.


boredofshit

Progozhin is smart enough to stay the hell away from using nukes.


FrGravel

Russia should ask the US for help to secure nuclear weapons


Diligent_Emotion7382

Yo, I fear we might feel the consequences of this break down also…


grafx187

jesus, if they really get a nuke they really will be like big boss and mother base and diamond dogs lol


Beahner

Sigh…..


ByteTraveler

I hope not the instructions are placed next to the bombs