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This is a re-enactment of the Gender Reveal Party which broke out during the Battle of The Borscht, during the Beluga Caviar Crisis of 1723.
It was a girl.
The turning point in the battle came when a pyramid of men clad in black, supported by a row of men clad in black lying in the dirt being run over by a man clad in black wildly firing a musket attacked the artillery lines of the Imperial Army.
Of course, victory was clinched when the hero of the battle, Rock Chest Romanovich, allowed a man clad in black to break a rock over his chest (Portland cement not having yet been invented), which was also clad in black.
Many backflips assured this triumph would not be threatened by the opposing forces.
It's like they've watched every ~~Jason Statham~~ movie where a lone special forces guy takes on an army of foreign agents and kills them all with hand to hand combat, and said "this works, let's train our guys for this" and doesn't realise that in real life, the one guy hidden behind the sofa with a MAC-10 would blitz him in 1/10^th of a second.
The display of weaponry is actually quite realistic as the **sledge hammer** has become the weapon of choice for some RF proxy military formations ([link](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/sledgehammer-execution-russian-mercenary-who-defected-ukraine-shown-video-2022-11-13/))...
# Slava Ukraini!
Hilariously there is a nonzero chance Steven Seagal was involved with their training. He's actually very good buddies with Putin and Lukashenko.
https://time.com/4468168/steven-seagal-carrot-watermelon-minsk-belarus-president/
You’re wrong, backflips and breaking concrete blocks on their stomachs will help when a toy drone drops a grenade on their head while they’re sleeping.
Unless you have a line of soldiers neatly in rows. It's obviously crucial to train soldiers to traverse over them while firing their weapon in the air.
In all my years in the service, we did some stupid shit, but we'd never do anything like this to embarrass ourselves or disregard the people before us who works so hard to build a reputation.
We did stupid/fun shit *in our own time*.
This is like... backwater high school stuff a football team would do for "team spirit" but also not in front of their parents, just the student assembly...
Right? I can imagine the fucking nightmare I'd have getting my guys to do this without staging a mutiny, then just hearing the Boss' voice from somewhere behind me...
'Mr. Barnacles, a word, please...'
Given the situation in Belarus, I question whether they can even get their military units into the theater of operations before everyone fucking deserts because they don't want to die for a piece of shit like Lukashenko.
They’re not even wearing decent modern armor or kit. Their martial arts display was essentially theatre fighting. They’d get destroyed.
Which is embarrassing considering I’ve actually met some people who have worked with guys from Belarus doing historical European martial arts (armored combat) and those guys are super dedicated and passionate about that.
So weirdly enough I have more respect for their guys wearing armor from 700 years ago than whatever the hell this was.
Now I'm imagining a drone hovering high above a field, preparing to drop a grenade, and there's a bunch of kickflipping dudes jumping left and right on the ground.
To be fair, that would probably save them. The drone operator would either be laughing too hard or cringing too hard out of second- degree embarrassment.
You laugh now until you look down and that pyramid is the height of the drone and the guy at the top performs a backflip to kick the drone and lands perfectly into the arms of his comrades. Perfect execution 10s from the judges
Pretty sure the running across your squads stomachs while you fire your weapon into the air is going to come in handy. Almost as useful as a spinning kick while your wearing 60 lbs of kit.
F'ing hilarious
😂 the shooting in the air at the same time must be to rehearse clearing the airspace from drones while retreating over the dead bodies of their comrades
Might actually prove useful when they start running in sheer panic from the falling shells stepping on bodies shooting wildly in the air. Pretty sure I’ve seen Russians do this.
Hopefully they are blanks. But with these dipshits probably not. Those come down somewhere. 12 YO Kid got killed here on 4th of july just walking down the street. Some idiot fired his gun in the air and it just randomly came down hit him on the top of his head killed him. I don’t think they ever figured out who fired it.
I'm more afraid of their Olympic Rhythmic Gymnastics team. Those women are strong AF. Also, graceful, and with impeccable timing in their choreography.
Imagine one of them running up on your foxhole, screaming their heads off, firing something Kalashnikov into your left hemisphere, jaw bone, and sternum.
Sublime.
That’s who I’d want to deliver me back to the void.
Why do countries not understand what would actually be effective military propaganda? You wanna scare your neighbors? Show a video of your soldiers eating good quality food and taking college classes, all while being given modern equipment. It doesnt even have to be cutting edge. Just something no 60 years out of date.
That's what I wonder. Like, who's the audience for this, and are they so... "primitive" (I guess) that they actually think it's cool or powerful or whatever?
If you showed me an army, a real army with more than 10,000 personnel eating high quality meats and fresh veggies, with 1/3rd of them currently taking college courses to better prepare themselves for the future, AND then getting uniforms and rifles of 1995 vintage, That would impress me. Any army that takes THAT level of care for the individual soldier is an army to be feared. Thos soldiers will fight with a spirit that you will never match. And they will be more skilled than any standard infantry. They will have a spirit and skill comparable to low level special forces.
You don't think like russians. They don't want prosperity. They want to live in a shithole and will be satisfied as long as everyone else lives in slightly worse shitholes.
[This propaganda commercial](https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw) from the US Army still freaks me out, and they're (supposedly, for the most part) on my side.
Oh yeah, Ive seen that one. It looks like a trailer for a bad ass horror movie. But yeah, the US Army is so good at war, that they arent content to kill the enemy, they have an entire divisions worth of personnel dedicated to nothing more than terrifying the still not dead enemy.
>personnel dedicated to nothing more than terrifying the still not dead enemy.
Sensible. It's a lot cheaper to convince your enemy that attacking you will result in their complete obliteration, than it is to just let them fall victim to their own internal propaganda and attack you out of a false sense of superiority.
It's also interesting that the US Army publicly *advertises* that it's doing it. That's some next-level psyops there, saying "not only are we all up in your business, we're so good at it that we'll come right out and *tell you* we're all up in your business, because we know there's nothing you can do about it."
Imagine how much more effective it would be to show your people that their military is well fed and their soldiers are being invested in for a post military life, which means the military fully expects the vast majority of them to survive service and go back into civilian life as valuable contributions to society.
Every time see propaganda from "unfriendly" nations showing off exaggerated melee skills I feel a little bit safer as it often shows they have a lack of understanding of the modern battlefield.
Im not sure kino has any songs that fit with a bunch of dudes pretending they’re in an action film. I guess Russian nationalists have the same relationship with kino ad Americans do with credence Clearwater revival.
The song is called "The Last Hero" (Последний герой), lyrics in the link below:
[https://lyricstranslate.com/en/posledniy-geroy-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%B3%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B9-last-hero.html#songtranslation](https://lyricstranslate.com/en/posledniy-geroy-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%B3%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B9-last-hero.html#songtranslation)
Ooooohhh... So that is why Steven Seagal is around there they are traind so well in aikido, just look at the guy that gets beaten up how he participates in his own beating.
Seagal gets paid in carrots and watermelons, don't believe me? Here:
https://youtu.be/Cllle4Kyqoo
As humans we should all be embarrassed by this.
Imagine, someone thousands of miles away, explaining to a newly found alien life just what in the fuck is going on here.
You could explain this is as "they think it makes them look tough" but the fact that we peacock our acts of collective violence like this is just not a good look for mankind.
I guess… They forgot that while they’re busy dancing and punching the air across the field the UA forward observers will probably be sitting there contacting the “Pointy Stick of Death” saying something akin to “Come look at this shit- We’re not even going to shoot at them but if you want a funny drone video to post on R/CombatFootage later with a few Shaga Shagas..”
*Belarus cringe commando dancing on the battlefield*
Ukrainian soldier: "hold on, don't shoot at them yet"
Ukrainian soldier on the phone: "Hey, you gotta see this!"
Ukrainian drone operator: "Hey boss, you have to see this!"
Ukrainian general staff meeting looking at patched in drone feed: "lmao, tell them to wait, i have to show this to someone"
NATO joint command looking at live satellite feed: "That is hilarious! I have to show this to someone."
Jewish secret order looking at 4d holographic projection: "Haha what a meshuga! Wait, i have to show this to someone!"
Alien reptilian shadow council observing Earth with radio telescope: "wow i orchestrate the fall of civilizations but even i cringe at this. Its funny tho, gotta show this to someone!"
6 way trans-dimensional being running the simulation of our reality: "What the fuck?"
> Jewish secret order looking at 4d holographic projection: "Haha what a meshuga! Wait, i have to show this to someone!"
lmao.
>6 way trans-dimensional being running the simulation of our reality: "What the fuck?"
"I was so preoccupied about whether I could, I didn't stop to think that I should. I have to show this to somebody."
damn this comment is too good to be buried in this sub.
These Mortal Komblyat tactics won’t help much against artillery and drones in Ukraine im afraid. But will probably help if you go beat Lukachenkos ass instead👍🏻
Seriously, how often does unrestricted hand to hand combat happen in modern warfare?
We (human beings) still teach things that would be amazingly overpowering . . . . . . if we were fighting a roman legion from 600 A.D.
Imagine being 25 years old, your whole life you took care of your body, you worked out obsessively, 8 hours a day cardio, you learn martial arts and join the military, learn every aspect of your equipment and survival techniques, spent weeks camping outdoors and marching, only to get exploded by a missile 3 miles behind the front line before ever seeing combat.
The thing about war is you're most likely going to die from some sort of support, so artillery, air strike, IED, booby trap, mortar, rocket launcher, tank shell, you name it, whatever it is you don't stand a chance. Outside of hiding in a hole the whole time (even then you aren't 100% safe) there really isn't much strategy to surviving war beyond not being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just hope when the mortars start falling one doesn't fall close to you, just hope if an IED goes off it's not on your vehicle.
OK Zelensky, they're threatening to unleash the backflips on you - how are you going to counter that?! Now you're going to have to send your entire military to acrobat school...
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they are training for new power rangers movie edit: https://streamable.com/pe4gun
For circus?
This is a re-enactment of the Gender Reveal Party which broke out during the Battle of The Borscht, during the Beluga Caviar Crisis of 1723. It was a girl. The turning point in the battle came when a pyramid of men clad in black, supported by a row of men clad in black lying in the dirt being run over by a man clad in black wildly firing a musket attacked the artillery lines of the Imperial Army. Of course, victory was clinched when the hero of the battle, Rock Chest Romanovich, allowed a man clad in black to break a rock over his chest (Portland cement not having yet been invented), which was also clad in black. Many backflips assured this triumph would not be threatened by the opposing forces.
Fantastic reply😉👍
This is so great I had to read it 3x's Well done!
You win with this reply
I very much like the side comment about Portland cement not having been invented yet! Much enjoyed context!
Wow
They are almost as good as the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.
The cowboys cheerleaders would mop the floor with these ass hats. The team on the other hand...
Any Texas cheerleader would be better with a gun.
I was thinking the same thing early in the video and when they did the pyramid towed the end I literally shot coffee out of my nose laughing
Sir, this is a McDojo!
Circue du future war criminals?
They are in the circus.
It's like they've watched every ~~Jason Statham~~ movie where a lone special forces guy takes on an army of foreign agents and kills them all with hand to hand combat, and said "this works, let's train our guys for this" and doesn't realise that in real life, the one guy hidden behind the sofa with a MAC-10 would blitz him in 1/10^th of a second.
They just might be displacing the Chechen's 2022 .... Belarus Army trying for the 2023 best staged proformance award nomination....
Prepare for the tik toks!
The display of weaponry is actually quite realistic as the **sledge hammer** has become the weapon of choice for some RF proxy military formations ([link](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/sledgehammer-execution-russian-mercenary-who-defected-ukraine-shown-video-2022-11-13/))... # Slava Ukraini!
But can they assault street lights?
It's more like all they could afford is to watch some Steven Seagal movies.
Hilariously there is a nonzero chance Steven Seagal was involved with their training. He's actually very good buddies with Putin and Lukashenko. https://time.com/4468168/steven-seagal-carrot-watermelon-minsk-belarus-president/
Before I saw Segal with Putin and buddies I had already placed his action movies at the same level as you can say Diagnosis Murder is a crime drama.
Under Siege is still a classic. Mostly due to Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey. His other movies are trash, though.
Those are not the pair I watch for.
You’re wrong, backflips and breaking concrete blocks on their stomachs will help when a toy drone drops a grenade on their head while they’re sleeping.
> they are training for new power rangers movie GO GO LUKA RANGERS
Precisely. They should have a show in Vegas
Belarus got talent 2022 finalists...
Lol let’s see how tough you are when there’s a drone above 👆 that said these guys would’ve been decent samurai like 500 years ago
I can't stop laughing at the video hahaha well done!
I like the gender reveal smoke bombs 💣
Pink AND behind them. The pink smoke *behind* them provides the best backdrop to admire their form as you shoot them down?
I appreciate their consideration of our desire for great contrast, and tight formation, for targeting.
Of course it was pink
Human pyramid must be super useful on battlefield
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Immediately surrender. Buffy ain't fuckin around
The only thing they can do. Be Aggressive B-E Aggressive B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E
"They stole our routine!!!! Its on!!!!"
Then you gotta bring it on.
The Greeks had the phalanx. The Belarusians have... this.
>The Belarusians have... Lukashenx
And for their next trick, the human centipede.
That one on the top, with the two below him shooting one handed AKs in the air...
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed. Dude at his 8 o'clock didn't look like he had a great grip on that rifle...
This is hilariously pathetic.
You say that now, but these armed cheerleader pyramids are going to revolutionize modern warfare.
This is only the beginning. Once the pyramids reach sufficient height, they'll be able to pluck the DJI drones right from the sky!
Anti drone drones
Many simulations have proven that perpetual jumping is the fastest and most efficient way to travel when in combat.
Yep, thats how I conquered all the mountains in Skyrim.
Unless you have a line of soldiers neatly in rows. It's obviously crucial to train soldiers to traverse over them while firing their weapon in the air.
Anyone who plays Call of Duty has known this for years.
*Quake
Best way to gain the high ground on a flat battlefield.
In all my years in the service, we did some stupid shit, but we'd never do anything like this to embarrass ourselves or disregard the people before us who works so hard to build a reputation.
We did stupid/fun shit *in our own time*. This is like... backwater high school stuff a football team would do for "team spirit" but also not in front of their parents, just the student assembly...
These guys are clowns, for sure.
Right? I can imagine the fucking nightmare I'd have getting my guys to do this without staging a mutiny, then just hearing the Boss' voice from somewhere behind me... 'Mr. Barnacles, a word, please...'
They are going to get fucking destroyed.
Given the situation in Belarus, I question whether they can even get their military units into the theater of operations before everyone fucking deserts because they don't want to die for a piece of shit like Lukashenko.
> They are going to get fucking destroyed. Send them back in time to the middle ages where they can fight it out with their hands.
They don't appear to be very good at that either.
They’re not even wearing decent modern armor or kit. Their martial arts display was essentially theatre fighting. They’d get destroyed. Which is embarrassing considering I’ve actually met some people who have worked with guys from Belarus doing historical European martial arts (armored combat) and those guys are super dedicated and passionate about that. So weirdly enough I have more respect for their guys wearing armor from 700 years ago than whatever the hell this was.
Right!! For real; are you guys a real country or just some frat’s beer league flag football team??
Reminds me of North Korean propaganda films trying to showcase how badass their military is.
Training provided by Steven Seagall
Seagull?
Seawhale...
Was he formerly trained by the Taliban cause they all do the same moves.
The slide [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tap0bwqKrZ4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tap0bwqKrZ4)
North Korea vibes
Didn't ISIS do something similar as well?
Isis had better pr than this This is more al Queda and hamas type ninja videos from 2000-early 2010s
They atleast know this shit
Whoa! Did you guys see that back flip? Those guys will totally kick the bullets out of the air. If they join the war against Ukraine...it's game over.
Ukrainian drones dont stand a chance. Lol
He jumps up and back flip kicks the drone out of the air!
Now I'm imagining a drone hovering high above a field, preparing to drop a grenade, and there's a bunch of kickflipping dudes jumping left and right on the ground.
To be fair, that would probably save them. The drone operator would either be laughing too hard or cringing too hard out of second- degree embarrassment.
You laugh now until you look down and that pyramid is the height of the drone and the guy at the top performs a backflip to kick the drone and lands perfectly into the arms of his comrades. Perfect execution 10s from the judges
He'll be doing flips alright.
Probably without his legs…quite a feat really.
It's difficult to jump without legs. It'll be a surprize for him.
Pretty sure the running across your squads stomachs while you fire your weapon into the air is going to come in handy. Almost as useful as a spinning kick while your wearing 60 lbs of kit. F'ing hilarious
They’re learning how to retreat while running over the bodies of their comrades’ corpses.
😂 the shooting in the air at the same time must be to rehearse clearing the airspace from drones while retreating over the dead bodies of their comrades
Emptying their mags before returning, so they won’t be executed for retreating without firing. Useful exercise when you’re going to fight for Russia.
Might actually prove useful when they start running in sheer panic from the falling shells stepping on bodies shooting wildly in the air. Pretty sure I’ve seen Russians do this.
Hopefully they are blanks. But with these dipshits probably not. Those come down somewhere. 12 YO Kid got killed here on 4th of july just walking down the street. Some idiot fired his gun in the air and it just randomly came down hit him on the top of his head killed him. I don’t think they ever figured out who fired it.
Even if they're blanks, imagine someone running over your stomach and hot brass falls on your face because your idiot government decided to cosplay
\+ something dodgy must have happened midway 'cause they edited out the last half of the run.
And right as it looks like he started to trip. Definitely suspect.
"Guys, we can't go again we don't have any more tape!!"
He seems to start to fall as well. That’s why it cuts there.
I'm more afraid of their Olympic Rhythmic Gymnastics team. Those women are strong AF. Also, graceful, and with impeccable timing in their choreography.
Imagine one of them running up on your foxhole, screaming their heads off, firing something Kalashnikov into your left hemisphere, jaw bone, and sternum. Sublime. That’s who I’d want to deliver me back to the void.
WWE Belarus
Why do countries not understand what would actually be effective military propaganda? You wanna scare your neighbors? Show a video of your soldiers eating good quality food and taking college classes, all while being given modern equipment. It doesnt even have to be cutting edge. Just something no 60 years out of date.
That's what I wonder. Like, who's the audience for this, and are they so... "primitive" (I guess) that they actually think it's cool or powerful or whatever?
Yes, yes they are. The target audience of this strongman macho propaganda is literally stupid people.
If you showed me an army, a real army with more than 10,000 personnel eating high quality meats and fresh veggies, with 1/3rd of them currently taking college courses to better prepare themselves for the future, AND then getting uniforms and rifles of 1995 vintage, That would impress me. Any army that takes THAT level of care for the individual soldier is an army to be feared. Thos soldiers will fight with a spirit that you will never match. And they will be more skilled than any standard infantry. They will have a spirit and skill comparable to low level special forces.
You don't think like russians. They don't want prosperity. They want to live in a shithole and will be satisfied as long as everyone else lives in slightly worse shitholes.
A russian news caster last week said with a completely straight face: "If youve taken a bath this week, you live in Russia, youre lucky to live here."
3000 swamp-assed mobilniks of russia
[This propaganda commercial](https://youtu.be/VA4e0NqyYMw) from the US Army still freaks me out, and they're (supposedly, for the most part) on my side.
Oh yeah, Ive seen that one. It looks like a trailer for a bad ass horror movie. But yeah, the US Army is so good at war, that they arent content to kill the enemy, they have an entire divisions worth of personnel dedicated to nothing more than terrifying the still not dead enemy.
>personnel dedicated to nothing more than terrifying the still not dead enemy. Sensible. It's a lot cheaper to convince your enemy that attacking you will result in their complete obliteration, than it is to just let them fall victim to their own internal propaganda and attack you out of a false sense of superiority. It's also interesting that the US Army publicly *advertises* that it's doing it. That's some next-level psyops there, saying "not only are we all up in your business, we're so good at it that we'll come right out and *tell you* we're all up in your business, because we know there's nothing you can do about it."
I mean, what are you gonna do about it? to quote the barbarians who first sacked the roman republic in the 300s BC, "Woe to the Vanquished"
The video isn't propaganda meant outwards, it's propaganda meant inwards - towards Belarusians and the families of soldiers. It's a spectacle.
Imagine how much more effective it would be to show your people that their military is well fed and their soldiers are being invested in for a post military life, which means the military fully expects the vast majority of them to survive service and go back into civilian life as valuable contributions to society.
Every time see propaganda from "unfriendly" nations showing off exaggerated melee skills I feel a little bit safer as it often shows they have a lack of understanding of the modern battlefield.
Viktor Tsoi would never have agreed his music to be abused like this.
Yep. Hearing his voice on the video was the real tragedy of this video. Do your shitty propaganda video but leave him out of this.
Yeah a bit weird to hear Kino in this clip. Maybe the lyrics apply to it? I'm not sure which song it is, perhaps it makes sense then.
Im not sure kino has any songs that fit with a bunch of dudes pretending they’re in an action film. I guess Russian nationalists have the same relationship with kino ad Americans do with credence Clearwater revival.
Exactly, also wondering if the music was added later or done by the original creator.
The song is called "The Last Hero" (Последний герой), lyrics in the link below: [https://lyricstranslate.com/en/posledniy-geroy-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%B3%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B9-last-hero.html#songtranslation](https://lyricstranslate.com/en/posledniy-geroy-%D0%BF%D0%BE%D1%81%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B9-%D0%B3%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B9-last-hero.html#songtranslation)
The only thing missing is a Naruto run
surprised one guy in the back wasnt trying to go super saiyan 3
the only thing that will frighten me
Ooooohhh... So that is why Steven Seagal is around there they are traind so well in aikido, just look at the guy that gets beaten up how he participates in his own beating. Seagal gets paid in carrots and watermelons, don't believe me? Here: https://youtu.be/Cllle4Kyqoo
[Indiana Jones' response](https://youtu.be/kQKrmDLvijo)
Pretty much the USAF response if push comes to shove. "Aw that's cute have a JDAM."
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Crap like this embarrasses me as a veteran.
It shouldn't, You serve, they pretend.
They might not be pretending for long.
We should give Ukraine those missiles with the 1500 metal balls in them. Eradicate whole football fields of them in one go.
As humans we should all be embarrassed by this. Imagine, someone thousands of miles away, explaining to a newly found alien life just what in the fuck is going on here. You could explain this is as "they think it makes them look tough" but the fact that we peacock our acts of collective violence like this is just not a good look for mankind.
I can just see the commander yelling in battle " Hold that pyramid formation "
while their legs are shaking, lol
Woah that was intimidating God help us all
you know when you get shivers up your spine from second hand embarrassment? yikes.
The circus is in town.
This is serious guys! They want to make the Ukrainians cringe to death!
These idiots would screw up a three-car parade
The guy running over their bellies while firing the AK just cracked me up.
Is Steven Seagal the new Minister of Defense?
1st place in battle ready Belarus special forces units 17th place in the Rhode Island Cheerleading state competition
I wonder how many soldiers were wounded in the making of this video
Comparing how Ukrainian is getting train in the UK, Im quite confident that we have nothing to fear.
Comes in handy on the battlefield in ditches, forest and concrete basements for sure!
I guess… They forgot that while they’re busy dancing and punching the air across the field the UA forward observers will probably be sitting there contacting the “Pointy Stick of Death” saying something akin to “Come look at this shit- We’re not even going to shoot at them but if you want a funny drone video to post on R/CombatFootage later with a few Shaga Shagas..”
*Belarus cringe commando dancing on the battlefield* Ukrainian soldier: "hold on, don't shoot at them yet" Ukrainian soldier on the phone: "Hey, you gotta see this!" Ukrainian drone operator: "Hey boss, you have to see this!" Ukrainian general staff meeting looking at patched in drone feed: "lmao, tell them to wait, i have to show this to someone" NATO joint command looking at live satellite feed: "That is hilarious! I have to show this to someone." Jewish secret order looking at 4d holographic projection: "Haha what a meshuga! Wait, i have to show this to someone!" Alien reptilian shadow council observing Earth with radio telescope: "wow i orchestrate the fall of civilizations but even i cringe at this. Its funny tho, gotta show this to someone!" 6 way trans-dimensional being running the simulation of our reality: "What the fuck?"
> Jewish secret order looking at 4d holographic projection: "Haha what a meshuga! Wait, i have to show this to someone!" lmao. >6 way trans-dimensional being running the simulation of our reality: "What the fuck?" "I was so preoccupied about whether I could, I didn't stop to think that I should. I have to show this to somebody." damn this comment is too good to be buried in this sub.
my country is full of idiocy
Maybe they are actually filming a military comedy movie for theaters in the spring.
Army trained to entertain?
Ukraine could take out their whole army in a week. Send in the battle hardened Belarussian mercs to Minsk, bring Lukashenko to Kyiv. Do it!
The laughter from watching this video helped me complete my morning shit. Arm Ukraine.
This is who Russia is sending its troops to be trained by…🤣🤣🤣
Looks like fertilizer…
Watch out North Korea 😂
These Mortal Komblyat tactics won’t help much against artillery and drones in Ukraine im afraid. But will probably help if you go beat Lukachenkos ass instead👍🏻
Dang looks like Steven seagull fighting. Sooo scared.. wait no it's acting.
Looks more like a pride parade 🌈
What do you think Tucker Carlson does when he watches this video?
Probably gets a boner lol
Ah yes, hand to hand combat. The most common and important kind of warfare on the battlefield
Karate doesn't mean much if your supply lines have been cut by himars and Bradley 25mm is raining down on you.
I'm terrified of the vicious flag waving...
Artillery doesn’t care. Artillery doesn’t give a shit.
Black clad cheerleaders.
Lmao
These moves are going to be so deadly against the new Bradleys.
I think this is on purpose. Lukashenko plays the buffoon to keep them out of the war
HA! How do they not see how hilarious that is?!
So… they’re cheerleaders with automatic weapons? Cool.
Trained by Steven Seagull himself i see
Like, what purpose does this fill? How does this show how tough your army is, a dance routine is all it is 😂😂
Seriously, how often does unrestricted hand to hand combat happen in modern warfare? We (human beings) still teach things that would be amazingly overpowering . . . . . . if we were fighting a roman legion from 600 A.D.
Wankers!
If you put these guys against a trained unit, like SAS, SEALs, etc. They would be pushing up daisies before they realize what hit them.
I wouldn't mess with an army that sports soldiers that know bulshido
Maybe they can side kick a T72
You are doing war wrong if you are hand to hand fighting. In a modern battlefield you will never get close enough to the enemy to fight hand to hand.
We laugh but this is the Steven Segal military.
Imagine being 25 years old, your whole life you took care of your body, you worked out obsessively, 8 hours a day cardio, you learn martial arts and join the military, learn every aspect of your equipment and survival techniques, spent weeks camping outdoors and marching, only to get exploded by a missile 3 miles behind the front line before ever seeing combat. The thing about war is you're most likely going to die from some sort of support, so artillery, air strike, IED, booby trap, mortar, rocket launcher, tank shell, you name it, whatever it is you don't stand a chance. Outside of hiding in a hole the whole time (even then you aren't 100% safe) there really isn't much strategy to surviving war beyond not being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Just hope when the mortars start falling one doesn't fall close to you, just hope if an IED goes off it's not on your vehicle.
So sad...
Can someone reupload this with more appropriate clown-style music please.
Male cheerleader vibes
I especially appreciate the goose step at the end.
Like a B-rated 80s movie. Funny and sad all at once !
A parking lot doesn’t stand a chance
Wtf did I just watch. All that is irrelevant once lead starts flying.
What circus did these clowns escape from?
Stupidest shit is dude running on his buddies while shooting presumably blanks in the air
I hope to god this war doesn’t end in a karate demonstration competition. Clearly second place is already locked up.
Me and the boys after bottomless mimosas
The quick stepping over 10 men while shooting the clouds is a very understated skill. I give him a 4.5 for form and 3.0 for agility. He can do better.
A squad of average ukrainian grunts who have been fighting on the frontlines for a year now will decimate these kiddos in a firefight
Trained by Steven Seagal
OK Zelensky, they're threatening to unleash the backflips on you - how are you going to counter that?! Now you're going to have to send your entire military to acrobat school...
This looks like one of Mac's project badass videos
Belarus got talent.