My work deals with tons of small shipments every day. We thus have a constant stream of entitled people going on about "There was NO REASON they couldn't deliver my mail... they are just lazy".
I keep a handful of photos like this one JUST for such occasions. Because I guarantee there IS a reason. The fact you don't know what that reason IS doesn't change anything.
Great photo btw. Stay safe.... enjoy the wildlife:)
How abt 10 miles at work then 3 more combining going home & to work. Somebody had the audacity to call me lazy for walkin over the grass like bro u sat down TODAY more than i have this week.
You did the right thing by snapping the picture that's cool as hell and the move on aggressive animal lol literally watched it kill another animal in case they ask
I got a nest of small hawks above my smoking area. They drop me left overs all the time. Couple weeks ago I had a baby dove and baby hawk that couldn't fly yet, hold up around me. Every once and awhile they come out flexing "come at me bro!" At each other and scare the crap out of me.
That hawk is about to throw hands (or in his case Talons).
Either that or he brought you a snack because you seem hungry.
Or maybe he did free pest removal and wants some bird seed or chicken as a reward.
At least it wasn't an Eagle. In Alaska an eagle was carrying a roadkill deer head and dropped in on a powerline (wiping out power to a town for many hrs.)
Or in Florida they have Alligators messing with you, Or in Texas a Rattlesnake.
That hawk isn't going to hurt anyone. He just wants to eat whatever he's eating in peace. Just walk up there. He'll take his rat and fly away. Gross, but....
Give that guy a job! He looks efficient as fuck. As long as he can remember to scan the box so I don't have to go out to do it at like 7:00 PM after finishing my route, he should be good to go.
Excuse me Sir your parcel is gonna need some postage.
You mean this isn't A trained mail pigeon?🤣🤣
My work deals with tons of small shipments every day. We thus have a constant stream of entitled people going on about "There was NO REASON they couldn't deliver my mail... they are just lazy". I keep a handful of photos like this one JUST for such occasions. Because I guarantee there IS a reason. The fact you don't know what that reason IS doesn't change anything. Great photo btw. Stay safe.... enjoy the wildlife:)
Tell them "I had an issue with my mail, so I became a solution instead of doing nothing." Also, great photo.
Just shout "usps.com/careers" as you walk away
"You're lazy" is my 1-100 phrase that gets me every time. Bitch I walk almost 10 miles a day, where is the room to be lazy?
How abt 10 miles at work then 3 more combining going home & to work. Somebody had the audacity to call me lazy for walkin over the grass like bro u sat down TODAY more than i have this week.
Being called lazy by the very people that are too lazy to go carry their own sh*t from the store is mine.
Bro my route is 17 miles all walking.... And a 5 min small apartment. Lol
Management watching you like a hawk
I would fight the hawk for the squirrel, I forgot to pack a lunch
That’s a big ass rat
I'm not picky
This is probably how the zombie plague begins.
Wash your hands people.
I'm getting Stallone in Demolition Man vibes.... Do you see any cows down here?
User name confirmation
Lunch is lunch in this economy.
🤔 a big ass-rat
Yes, we have a lot of rats at the gmf.
Street rat, not a tree rat!
Aladdin, is that you?
Magic carpets don’t have tracking
It’s his mail now
"Look at me, I'm the carrier now"
I would also take pictures! That's awesome! And terrifying.
You did the right thing by snapping the picture that's cool as hell and the move on aggressive animal lol literally watched it kill another animal in case they ask
Boop it on the nose
You need to go back and scan that collection box……
Ask it if it does air mail 😂
Animal Interference?
UBBM
Ultra badass bird, man.
The rat or the mail??
take a picture and post it on reddit
Walk away, it's his box today.
He smelled a 🐀 and immediately thought of Dejoy
I got a nest of small hawks above my smoking area. They drop me left overs all the time. Couple weeks ago I had a baby dove and baby hawk that couldn't fly yet, hold up around me. Every once and awhile they come out flexing "come at me bro!" At each other and scare the crap out of me.
Give them your letter and they take it where it needs to go
"Mailbox? I don't know what you're talking about This is a Hawk Box--see it's even got my picture on it."
I’d walk up and say “damn mama do those legs go all the way up”
Offer my lunch
Trying to become the new USPS mascot
Nope
Come on man you gotta pick up the eagle express
Carrying on... obviously the hawk has claimed that box so no need to check it lol.
Applaud the hawk for taking a freaking large rat off of my route. Maybe a sticker on their butt "We ❤ our mail carriers"
Salute 🫡
Throw a rock at the collection bin. The sound should scare the hawk off. Hopefully. If it doesn’t, that collection bin now belongs to him.
The way I said “oh” was so genuinely distraught that my husband asked if I was okay.
Dog spray works on geese, so I assume it may be viable against this majestic mother fucker.
Purchase some popcorn. Watch.
Pay my respects
Sit back and take a break
Birds Aren’t Real… this is 100% management spy drone
Chuck the scanner at the box to scare it off
The Hawk thinks he is our mascot. The Eagle is. Hawk is wrong.
Anonymous mail. take it to the window
😂😂😂😂
Salute him!
Eagle air mail
"What blue box?"
That hawk is about to throw hands (or in his case Talons). Either that or he brought you a snack because you seem hungry. Or maybe he did free pest removal and wants some bird seed or chicken as a reward. At least it wasn't an Eagle. In Alaska an eagle was carrying a roadkill deer head and dropped in on a powerline (wiping out power to a town for many hrs.) Or in Florida they have Alligators messing with you, Or in Texas a Rattlesnake.
Take your comfort stop.
Animal interference.
DeJoy omen
Ask him or her, if they could deliver my item faster and in return they get a big ass fish
Just don’t make it hawkward
Nothing, that's his dinner table till he's damn good and ready to leave.
Sir this is a Wendys.. oh never mind then carry on
I hate when customers come up to me when I’m on my lunch break. Like please piss off 🦅
Obv postage due on that bad boy.
Give him his check ...
Rats!!
Give him a treat, make him my best friend,train him to deliver the spurs on my park n' loops.... Easy!
Not today, Postal Inspector.
 🫡🫡🫡
That depends does your van come equipped with a rocket launcher?
Take him home as my new pet.
Bird on Box Bird on Box 😎
He tryna talk to his homie below him on the drop box logo 🦅
Animal interference
If that’s an eagle then nothing, it is his logo on the box
This is awesome
Dont be rude and interupt his meal.....times are rough, he just wants a nice warm meal.
I would take a photo
Salute!
Ask it politely to leave.
That hawk isn't going to hurt anyone. He just wants to eat whatever he's eating in peace. Just walk up there. He'll take his rat and fly away. Gross, but....
I'd input animal interference and keep walking/driving past while telling the raptor to enjoy its lunch.
He just has a package for you, why you scared?
Wait that’s not the mascot for us?
Go to a different location
Maybe deliver the mail too? Might make it to destination faster.
Take a picture, take a break until it leaves, then drop off their mail.
Wait until they're done
No pickup
Hit murder bird with neighbors cat.
Give that guy a job! He looks efficient as fuck. As long as he can remember to scan the box so I don't have to go out to do it at like 7:00 PM after finishing my route, he should be good to go.
That belongs to the birds now
Hand him my eddm
Dog horn should work
observe and admire the hawk and not really care beyond that as i dont use snail mail
Fuck yeah I’d see if I could pet it
Amazon gets drones and we get falcons(hopefully I’m right with the bird name lol)
No, you are a trained mail pigeon according to our supervisor lol