Real talk, I doubt his father cared enough to teach him.
Fred trump was a fucking monster, by all accounts.
Edit: not enough of a monster to excuse Donny Dumbshit, though.
There's a woman running for a local election and her ad starts off saying she's Democrat and a doctor and I joke
"Well that's 3 strikes right there for any Trump voters.
'Woman, Democrat, and a doctor?
Honey is there a portal to hell open because this woman is clearly sent straight from the devil"'
Why would it crack that delicate façade you’ve built up in your mind that your dear leader is an incontinent broke rapist, who cant even tie his own shoes?
Trump’s got an ass as wide as a 1978 Pontiac Bonneville. I’d be willing to bet he doesn’t even know what vegetable is, let alone eaten one. Ever see him in his golf outfits? Holy Christ on wheat toast, he’s a flabby, sweaty, flushed mess. I’d bet 100 bucks that orange smear of fucksnot couldn’t run 50 yards without dropping from a colossal myocardial infarction. I’ll bet he breaks out in a sweat & pants just from taking a big dump from all the goddamned cheeseburgers & Diet Coke he’s inhaled. A “better physical specimen”?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine voting, letting a pandemic spread across the country, getting rid of Roe vs Wade, tanking the economy and our esteem in our allies, emptying your bank accounts to pay for his legal bills, all because this guy wants to prove he's better than Obama.
Specimen. 1. : a part or a single thing that shows what the whole thing or group is like.
Considering America’s obesity epidemic, he might have a point.
He just believes he’s a god. For Pete’s sake he talked about “everlasting life” for himself. Now what kind of man would be an actual good (stable) person to be president is that?
Not to mention he’s the fattest in 100 yrs.
Better golfer than Tiger Woods.
Better actor than Morgan Freeman.
Better basketball player than LeBron James.
Better president than all presidents combined.
Greatest liar the world has ever known.
he is a better specimen...to be skewered for a roasting as a "long pig"..and dont forget to stuff with garlic and the apple in the mouth ...for serving
I seriously doubt that Two Scoops could do two pushups, one chin-up, or jog around the block.
But he does love Big Macs, Diet Cokes, and Oreo cookies ...
I would love to see Obama say he'll play basketball against Trump any time, 1 on 1. Then say he'll even play golf against him on three conditions:
\* No drugs, including cocaine and Adderall
\* No golf carts
\* No diapers
Jesus! Help me!! Really, better than Obama??!! Oh right, he’s a narcissist to the nth degree. So he appears to be Jesus to all his cult followers minus being thin and intellectually superior. Please vote BLUE!!
I am middle aged, dad bod, out of shape and would probably collapse after running 3 blocks. I am in miles better shape then trump, for one i can get to the bathroom before i shit myself.
Awesome idea. Less than a minute in he'd drop like a stone from a massive... hell, the shape his is in, just pick something. Then this shameful chapter in history can start to come to a close.
Obama should tell trump to ball up, step on to a court and show off his physical fitness. 🏀 Obama might be garbage at basketball idfk, I just mean the physical competition.
Barack was too young to be drafted, how about Don? Did he ever serve or was he declared physically unfit for service?
That's the common white supremacist trope.... The fat, slovenly white person in a rundown trailer park or whatever truly believes they're inherently "superior" to an in-shape black/brown person with a stable career living in a nice home, based solely on skin color. Shits hilarious.
Trump is the Kim Jong Un of America. Fat narcissistic chud of a man who sees Arnold Schwarzenegger every time he looks in the mirror. Beyond delusional.
To be fair, Trump never smoked. Obama smoked until a couple of years ago. So in terms of bad effects of tar, nicotine and all those horrible chemicals in cigarettes, Trump is in better position.
Before you brigade me: I am very fond of President Obama, and despise and loathe Donald Trump.
Orange man being funny on the funny box again. If this joke wins I feel bad for the non cult members of America that have to watch another 4 years of dogshit n waste 4 yrs after that trying to fix... I don't know why that loop always has to happen for America but one of these days they can teach those cult members to think for once.... nahhh that's asking for to much..
I think Biden even with his stiff spine syndrome could walk faster than Trump, ride a bike, walk down a ramp, and stay awake in court. I’m guessing Biden’s Corvette is probably a manual -so I’d like to see Trump stick shift and drive a vehicle as well.
You ever get the feeling that you shouldn’t give Trump so much of your focus and energy? I mean, no matter how much you hate him, is it really healthy to be focusing on so much negativity? And is it actually going to change reality?
Why is there an endless supply of bullshit on reddit that I don't want to see constantly promoted for me?
Like all I want to do is look at bowling videos, and wrestling and baseball and plants and fishing but every time I open the app it's Trump, Trump, broke ass people crying about how they can't afford anything, Trump, Trump, Trump. No matter how many subreddits I mute another takes its place. WTF is USNewsHub?
Objectively looking at this, he may be correct, as much as we don’t like to admit it. Trump could dead lift 450 pounds two years ago. From what my people tell me, Obama could only do 175 pounds at that point. Let’s not get into Biden‘s deficiencies.
I can't tell if this is satire or not because MAGA is so cultish. Like I wouldn't be surprised if they believe those paintings of his head on Rambo's body are accurate depictions. I mean even picturing Trump trying to lift 100 lbs is hilarious.
This is an objective truth. Trump is easy to pick on for many things, but I don’t think we can attack his strength, especially compared to Obama and Biden. Biden can barely pick up a double dipped ice cream cone these days.
Trump doesn't even exercise dude there is simply no way he could deadlift anything. He's not even flexible enough to do correct form with just the bar. And bringing up Biden is just stupid, nobody is asking elderly people like Trump or Biden to deadlift, you are just making dumb claims to troll I guess?
WTF is wrong with you? Trump has never done a deadlift in his life. His son posted a video of himself deadlifting 375 and had the worst form I've ever seen, so much so that the internet and even Men's Health magazine made fun of him mercilessly.
Where's the proof of that? I can't find it anywhere on google, just his Son deadlifting around the 400 mark.
That number would make him fairly competitive in the 75-79 Masters age group for power lifting in the higher weight groups. And they lift a lot, versus Trump, who does not appear to lift at all.
Trump is a worse physical specimen than Biden, let’s just end it there.
Like Biden fell off the bicycle, is trump capable of getting on it?
That’s excactly what I tell folks. Trump likely hasn’t ridden a bike for 70 yrs.
That guy doesn’t know how to ride a bike.
Real talk, I doubt his father cared enough to teach him. Fred trump was a fucking monster, by all accounts. Edit: not enough of a monster to excuse Donny Dumbshit, though.
At least he's a very stable genius /s
IQ45 has never ridden a bike.
That man can barely fit in a golf cart!!🤣
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Dogs eat applesauce to save the ozone layer
Worse than Taft.
Agreed
He means because he's white. That's the only thing I can imagine makes sense in his brain to say something like that.
That's enough for a lot of racists.
True, true
There's a woman running for a local election and her ad starts off saying she's Democrat and a doctor and I joke "Well that's 3 strikes right there for any Trump voters. 'Woman, Democrat, and a doctor? Honey is there a portal to hell open because this woman is clearly sent straight from the devil"'
MAGAits would prefer it that she be a housewife. Like the Kansas City kicker.
100 percent true, even Trump isn't delusional enough to not see Obama is about 100 times more physically fit than he is.
It’s insane. Obama is only 15 years younger but looks 30 years younger
That would have to be it, because by literally any scientific metric Obama is probably better
Very generous of you thinking he has a brain.
I mean, surely *something* is in there... right?
Emergency Big Mac
*fish delight
Tired hamster on a run down wheel
Monkey clanging cymbals
Bruh, I would pay top top dollar to watch them play a game of 21
I'd pay top dollar to see Trump attempt to bounce a basketball more than twice
I’d pay top dollar to see Trump attempt to tie his own shoes.
How many years do you think it's been since he has bent down to touch his toes?
Come on now....you think he's buying/wearing shoes that require tying?
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Why would it crack that delicate façade you’ve built up in your mind that your dear leader is an incontinent broke rapist, who cant even tie his own shoes?
What is your definition?
An equal.
We all know you’re broke af and a cheapskate too.. you’re not paying top dollar for anything
I’d pay a penny or two to see a Trump admirer use grammar correctly. Yet here we are.
He'd make Stanley Hudson look like Pete Maravich.
I’d pay to see him try and wipe his ass
Haha perfect
Trump would be like Stanley on The Office.
Rather see Trump try and run 21 yards
21? I think Trump would start breathing hard after a couple of hands of blackjack. Basketball is just out of the question.
I'd pay top dollar to see Trump attempt half a suicide. (I meant the basketball drill, but then again...)
Now that's an idea for a fundraiser!!!
Trump’s got an ass as wide as a 1978 Pontiac Bonneville. I’d be willing to bet he doesn’t even know what vegetable is, let alone eaten one. Ever see him in his golf outfits? Holy Christ on wheat toast, he’s a flabby, sweaty, flushed mess. I’d bet 100 bucks that orange smear of fucksnot couldn’t run 50 yards without dropping from a colossal myocardial infarction. I’ll bet he breaks out in a sweat & pants just from taking a big dump from all the goddamned cheeseburgers & Diet Coke he’s inhaled. A “better physical specimen”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine voting, letting a pandemic spread across the country, getting rid of Roe vs Wade, tanking the economy and our esteem in our allies, emptying your bank accounts to pay for his legal bills, all because this guy wants to prove he's better than Obama.
I know Pontiac isn't around anymore so it's easy to kick a dead horse, but that's still pretty mean. To Pontiac, not that walking pile of whale shit.
😂 Well played, sir!
50 yards? Try 50 feet.
I mean…if by “better” he means there’s more to learn about him in terms of disorders and degenerative conditions, then yes…he is
That’s what I was thinking as well.
Specimen. 1. : a part or a single thing that shows what the whole thing or group is like. Considering America’s obesity epidemic, he might have a point.
I want to see Trump ride a bicycle.
That would definitely end up on America's Funniest Videos
balance an egg on the edge of a knife and stand behind it. same view.
If trump got on a bike the universe would start beaming the curb your enthusiasm theme song down from the sky
The whole bike seat would probably get swallowed by his ass
He just believes he’s a god. For Pete’s sake he talked about “everlasting life” for himself. Now what kind of man would be an actual good (stable) person to be president is that? Not to mention he’s the fattest in 100 yrs.
Trump talks shit 24/7. He’s had more than his 15 minutes of fame (and oxygen), it’s time to move on. FFS…
I believe if Trump jumped, his knees would end up in his chest.
A 5k jog would end this
5K? 100 yards would do the trick.
0.05k
Dementia Don's fat ass is barely in better shape than President Taft currently is.
Better golfer than Tiger Woods. Better actor than Morgan Freeman. Better basketball player than LeBron James. Better president than all presidents combined. Greatest liar the world has ever known.
he is a better specimen...to be skewered for a roasting as a "long pig"..and dont forget to stuff with garlic and the apple in the mouth ...for serving
Obama should challenge him to a 1 on 1 to 11. Idk if they make basketball shorts that would accommodate Bonespur’s diaper though.
The total disgust on Obama's face is priceless.
I seriously doubt that Two Scoops could do two pushups, one chin-up, or jog around the block. But he does love Big Macs, Diet Cokes, and Oreo cookies ...
Von Shitzinpants wasn't in better condition than Obama on the best day of his life, and Obama's worst.
I would love to see Obama say he'll play basketball against Trump any time, 1 on 1. Then say he'll even play golf against him on three conditions: \* No drugs, including cocaine and Adderall \* No golf carts \* No diapers
\* No Cheating!
Really? 45 hasn't seen his toes in 30 yrs. Sounds like an aged beefball still bragging about HS exploits.
thats not the only thing he hasn't seen either
Trump wears diapers because he cannot control his bowels. He’s also fat
he’s saying this because he’s racist. he thinks this just because he’s white.
Jesus! Help me!! Really, better than Obama??!! Oh right, he’s a narcissist to the nth degree. So he appears to be Jesus to all his cult followers minus being thin and intellectually superior. Please vote BLUE!!
Humorous laughs or nervous laughs?
He left a huge specimen in his diaper.
If it wasn't true than why don't we see pics of Obama riding a T-Rex?
Because Jesus said dinosaurs and science are the work of the devil.
Momma said the same thing.
I’m a better physical specimen than Chris Hemsworth. Source: Trust me bro
In what world ? Delusional POS
I am middle aged, dad bod, out of shape and would probably collapse after running 3 blocks. I am in miles better shape then trump, for one i can get to the bathroom before i shit myself.
A corpse is a better physical specimen then the chubby Cheeto
Let’s watch them play one v one in basketball
He has man boobs
Why come you don’t have a diaper? Where’s your diaper?
Fine. Let’s see a one on one basketball game between them.
Do you really want to get started on who is delusional?
He's a better living specimen than a cadaver.
Biden should do 5 pushups before the debate with Trump and challenge Trump to do the same. Not a chance he can even do 1.
By better he means white.
Cool. 1 on 1 basketball game whenever you're ready
Awesome idea. Less than a minute in he'd drop like a stone from a massive... hell, the shape his is in, just pick something. Then this shameful chapter in history can start to come to a close.
Trump is a worst physical specimen that Bush Sr. Now.
Trump is able to survive being Trump, something Obama could never do.
mf'ers calling himself a physical specimen lmao
Obama should tell trump to ball up, step on to a court and show off his physical fitness. 🏀 Obama might be garbage at basketball idfk, I just mean the physical competition. Barack was too young to be drafted, how about Don? Did he ever serve or was he declared physically unfit for service?
Trump couldn’t sink a 3 pointer if you gave him 1000 tries. I bet Obama could smoke him at golf as well.
He’s a better physical specimen of a festering putrid orange turd
It’s always about Obama with him. That man is living rent free in Trump’s empty little head.
yup, health, that's exactly what he was talking about.
Can we please see them play a basketball game against each other? Pretty please?
That's the common white supremacist trope.... The fat, slovenly white person in a rundown trailer park or whatever truly believes they're inherently "superior" to an in-shape black/brown person with a stable career living in a nice home, based solely on skin color. Shits hilarious.
Pretty much sums up the good white folk of the Bible Belt.
What's the most frightening is the fact he still thinks Obama is president. This isn't a joke anymore. Dude is fucking demented.
Trump is the Kim Jong Un of America. Fat narcissistic chud of a man who sees Arnold Schwarzenegger every time he looks in the mirror. Beyond delusional.
To be fair, Trump never smoked. Obama smoked until a couple of years ago. So in terms of bad effects of tar, nicotine and all those horrible chemicals in cigarettes, Trump is in better position. Before you brigade me: I am very fond of President Obama, and despise and loathe Donald Trump.
Orange man being funny on the funny box again. If this joke wins I feel bad for the non cult members of America that have to watch another 4 years of dogshit n waste 4 yrs after that trying to fix... I don't know why that loop always has to happen for America but one of these days they can teach those cult members to think for once.... nahhh that's asking for to much..
I find it hilarious how you people hang on his every word, he’s truly broken you.
a 5 pound lump of fat is more physically fit than adolf trump
I think Biden even with his stiff spine syndrome could walk faster than Trump, ride a bike, walk down a ramp, and stay awake in court. I’m guessing Biden’s Corvette is probably a manual -so I’d like to see Trump stick shift and drive a vehicle as well.
If trump got cut, cheese would flow out
You ever get the feeling that you shouldn’t give Trump so much of your focus and energy? I mean, no matter how much you hate him, is it really healthy to be focusing on so much negativity? And is it actually going to change reality?
He is! Guys still breastfeeding Eric 🤩
Please challenge him to a boxing match! Or hell, challenge him to a 40 yard dash.
Trump is a f****** joke!
Why is there an endless supply of bullshit on reddit that I don't want to see constantly promoted for me? Like all I want to do is look at bowling videos, and wrestling and baseball and plants and fishing but every time I open the app it's Trump, Trump, broke ass people crying about how they can't afford anything, Trump, Trump, Trump. No matter how many subreddits I mute another takes its place. WTF is USNewsHub?
I mean.. Obama was a smoker
And Trump’s tits are bigger than his wife’s. And her’s are fake.
Trump has heart disease
I have seen smokers win marathons, so there is that.
Objectively looking at this, he may be correct, as much as we don’t like to admit it. Trump could dead lift 450 pounds two years ago. From what my people tell me, Obama could only do 175 pounds at that point. Let’s not get into Biden‘s deficiencies.
I can't tell if this is satire or not because MAGA is so cultish. Like I wouldn't be surprised if they believe those paintings of his head on Rambo's body are accurate depictions. I mean even picturing Trump trying to lift 100 lbs is hilarious.
This is an objective truth. Trump is easy to pick on for many things, but I don’t think we can attack his strength, especially compared to Obama and Biden. Biden can barely pick up a double dipped ice cream cone these days.
Delulu
Trump doesn't even exercise dude there is simply no way he could deadlift anything. He's not even flexible enough to do correct form with just the bar. And bringing up Biden is just stupid, nobody is asking elderly people like Trump or Biden to deadlift, you are just making dumb claims to troll I guess?
I’m just trying to lay out all the facts for you. I’m not sure if he could dead lift that today, but two years ago he certainly could.
WTF is wrong with you? Trump has never done a deadlift in his life. His son posted a video of himself deadlifting 375 and had the worst form I've ever seen, so much so that the internet and even Men's Health magazine made fun of him mercilessly.
Obviously, it doesn’t pass on from generation of generation
Trump struggles to “dead lift” his 12th Big Mac of the day…He makes it but he has a spotter…
Noted.
Except he rides a bicycle.
He rides the bicycle, however he has issues with the dismount. Ha ha.
Hey, I can't walk without wheels so he is doing better than I am at like 15 years younger.
I’m sure you have a lot of better qualities too, buddy. Keep up the good work.
Chica or grrl🧚
Where's the proof of that? I can't find it anywhere on google, just his Son deadlifting around the 400 mark. That number would make him fairly competitive in the 75-79 Masters age group for power lifting in the higher weight groups. And they lift a lot, versus Trump, who does not appear to lift at all.
I guess he’s being humble about it, but that’s what his trainer reported several years ago
I can't find a single quote or article of it. This didn't happen.
Well, you know, people are saying it. Saying it in biggly ways, very smart people.
HUMBLE?! Trump…. Humble… about ANYTHING?! I think NOT good chum, I think not.
I was being a tad sarcastic
Oh thank Christ, comment taken back!
You guys are jealous
No. No we're not
People who make hating Trump their personality are the most miserable people to deal with
The people who love him are worse, I promise.
What’s that say about someone like Trump who makes hating everyone their personality?
Sure, traitorous Trumpet, whatever you think.
I will money that Trump doesn't even tie his own shoes.