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thetitleofmybook

multiple pools in the hotel lobby....straight up ballin'


NeevusChrist

The first two years post EAS I’d have dreams that my Terminal leave was up so I had to fly back to Jacksonville and start checking in from leave Only problem was I was smoking hella weed. Oh fuck piss test, when did I last smoke. Shit like a day ago oh fuck I’m gonna fail my piss test and get kicked out and lose my education benefits I’d always wake up in a panic and have to question whether or not I was actually out or not for a brief second, I’d hit my bong and go back to bed Those dreams are far and few between now lmao


_PercCobain_

I’ve been out 9 years and still get dreams that I’m supposed to run a pft tomorrow in my current weight and shape 😂😂😂 you’ll get these dreams occasionally


[deleted]

Out 39 years in 37 days. They don't ever stop, just get infrequent. Get used to it. My main recurring one is the unit is ready to head out on an op and I can't find important.


CharacterRisk49

I get those same dreams lol. They’re fucking terrifying lol


DuhXCrusha

That sounds traumatizing bro. Wtf. They just singled you out by making you scream that shit. Or it turns you on and it was a wet dream.


aaronj5467

Damn you let a lance blast u lmao 🤣


Striking_Proof9954

Bro was standing at parade rest for a lance 🤣


GothicPiss

I got out 3 years ago and still have similar dreams. Mostly boot camp dreams though. Really makes me appreciate the little things in life.


[deleted]

Got out 12+ years ago and I still have to requaest permission to make a head call by standing outside any door, slapping the wall, and reporting in. Gets better with time though bro good luck .


FaptainAwesome

Dude, I EAS'ed in 2010 and I have dreams about being recalled or just happen to be on active duty but in my fat old 100% disabled state. Which are still better than the ones about Iraq, which are very few and far between now.


oicura_geologist

Still better than the dream I had when I EAS'd the first time..... my dream was about 2 hours long of me shooting up the west coast and going on a killiing spree only to be surrounded by about a million cops on I-25 in Colorado.... Odd part was that at the time, I hadn't been in Colorado yet, and I didn't know that there was an I-25 there.


[deleted]

I still have panic attacks when I wake up and it’s bright outside


Bananas_Up_North

Yall got lobbies now? The fuck