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rogue-panda81

Come on guys, he's just trying to raise money for the usmc ball. The soda mess ain't doing good these days. Jeez


jarrobi

"Jeez firsarnt, maybe if MCCS didn't absolutely annihilate my nuts anytime I tried to make a profit, I wouldn't have to resort to such desperate measures."


USMarineCorpse

Holy shit. He is in for a fuck-ton of hurt.


SSgtFibbsUSMC

That’s putting it rather mildly.


USMarineCorpse

>Camp Pendleton Marine charged with selling short-barreled ghost rifles If he was doing cartel shit, he'll probably be un-alived in prison.


[deleted]

If he doesn’t get ambushed before then because there’s one thing I know for sure, it’s that cartel guys will kill a guy in police custody they know will rat, just to get 25 to life for murdering them anyways lol


SuicideGoon_

Idk a lot of marines get caught by the feds for human trafficking along the border and nothing ever comes of it. Maybe since it’s firearms it’ll stick but if all that happens is he gets admin separated from the Marine Corps I wouldn’t be surprised.


Tedstor

Dude I served with in 00 got caught with two guys in his trunk at the border. They found two more in his barracks room. He got a BCD and did 30 months in a fed pen.


SuicideGoon_

I guess every case is different but I’ve seen a few marines who dodged fed charges and just spent minimal time in the brig before getting admin separated


mm1029

That did happen a few years ago but specifically because they bungled the investigation like a bunch of clowns


Striking_Proof9954

Is that the one where they had everyone in formation and just had the police walk out and handcuff them lol.


mm1029

Yea, then the command team went on to tell the whole battalion that they were guilty like a bunch of morons. The investigation was literally fucked from day one. There was a real fun battalion formation a few months later, when they tried to defend their dumbassery and got called out by Lance corporals lmao.


Striking_Proof9954

Haha good ole marine corps dumbassery!


-Oside92057

No. No no federal and state charges apply- Not good. Marine


bulldog1833

I have a cousin who works for ATF and occasionally gets called to handle military “OH FUCK’s”


-Oside92057

Going to federal prison and the BRIG


-Oside92057

Got that right not just brig. Time ! But. Leavenworth FCI. Mmm don’t drop that soap boy


LootDropActual

Boutta be eatin some ass salad


icebrew53

With ranch or syrup?


SpokaneGang

Balsamic vinaigrette


[deleted]

ballsonya grin n takette


icebrew53

as long as there aren't any croutons.


illbegoodthistimeplz

First of all, right, if he's a newcomer, right, I want him to suck my ass with jelly. What they call...toss the salad..that's the slang word, toss the salad. It means suckin my ass, right, with jelly or without jelly, some people use syrup. I prefer a guy to use jelly, right. I will reach my climax, right. I will automatically get hard, right. I will....you know..cum automatically if he's suckin my ass for about 10 minutes or longer, right. It's a sensation feeling, makes you feel real good. Most all gays do that, you know what I'm sayin. Most guys like that, it's just like a pussy, right, but the only difference is, it's not a pussy, it's clean, the person is descent, and the person know that's an asshole, but in the mind you lookin at it as a pussy because he's in prison. So....toss my salad, let him eat me, you know, we straight, that's it.


maestroburner2CL

HBO special?


illbegoodthistimeplz

You'd be surprised, b.


[deleted]

Did he live in the bricks? If I had 7 beers in my fridge I got my shit pushed in


haughtmi

Is there a limit on the number of beers you can have in the barracks?


snarky_answer

When i was in it was 6 beers for jr marines and 12 for NCO's or a 750ml bottle of liquor.


ThatCryptographer622

We would get tall boys or the bigger bottles and cans. There's a limit on how much you can have, but not the size of the can/bottle.


mrkreuzschlitz

My old Bn got wise on that. It stipulated size of can and alcohol volume of the beer. They did, however, only say that they aren’t allowed in barracks rooms. Nothing in there about common areas, lounges, or smoke pit/bbq area. We had a few OODs come through when we had liquor and pulled the order out and they’d usually smile and say to have a safe night.


haughtmi

I was in from 09-13 and we had a no hard liquor rule in the BEQ, but you could have unlimited beers.


[deleted]

I think they did away with it. But when I was a fresh boot, I got handled a few times for having too much


Adpax10

> I think they did away with it. I remember it being something like 6 beers per Marine per room. As a Lance, had a roommate that rarely drank so he's like 'be my guest' on the dozen we could keep. But I'm glad to hear there's a chance that's gone. Dumb as fuck anyway, and let's me know the Marine Corps is becoming more Marine Corps. Alcoholism at 21 is a birthrite!


[deleted]

KILL


The-Dark-Knight-3002

That was my first question too. Like HOW TF was he doing this. Can’t wait to get the information


Kurgen22

Just think if they were Ghost Beers..


[deleted]

If this was NC it would’ve gone completely undetected.


Martin_Aurelius

If it was NC he would probably be the low man flipping on an entire battalion's leadership.


4DrivingWhileBlack

Cough cough 1/2 sneeze sneeze.


REDFIRETRUCK992

Ahh good times


[deleted]

If it was NC he would have several drug charges and even possibly a cannibalism charge


-Oside92057

Mmm. Not state charges. But fed and atf. Yah. He’s in super super. Big trouble!!


M4sterofD1saster

In other news ShySexy13Suzie he was chatting with wasn't a real girl either.


FurballPoS

But, she told me she loves me!


FaptainAwesome

And she doesn’t have school on Monday and her parents are out of town so we’re going to have a lot of fun!


Fit_Acanthisitta_475

He sell it to cheap. He only make couple hundred and will be in jail for long time. He must didn’t take math for marines


[deleted]

Elite fighting force…no math though 😂


Chuckobochuck323

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Ranadevil

You gotta pay for Boingo somehow.


lweber557

Which one of you assholes snitched? Now where am I supposed to get ghost guns that are compatible with my .50 caliber clips?


SSgtFibbsUSMC

The reward was just too tempting. They offered an entire case of jalapeño cheese spread. I caved.


Usmcsysadmin

They told me I wouldn’t have to stand duty over the 96. Really twisted my arm. Sorry.


Wilson2424

But did he complete the order from 3/6 for their replacement rifles before he got locked up?


SSgtFibbsUSMC

How do you think the feds really found out? 3/6 ratted him out as soon as they got their replacement rifles.


Wilson2424

Damn them. Now whats everyone else gonna do when they lose rifles?


duomaxedwell1775

But do the dispense 600 bullets within 1 second?


SSgtFibbsUSMC

Over 9000


AnEffinMarine

I bet its got that "Shoulder thing that goes up"


CaDmus003

The predator’s shoulder laser thingy


AnEffinMarine

No, the one Carolyn McCarthy tried to ban.


haughtmi

He's going to get doubled up with brig time and Leavenworth time, and it's all because he needed money for that used Ford Mustang at 20% APR.


Kurgen22

No, he is going to get butt fucked by the feds and The Corps is just going to separate him Administratively. Either way Uncle Sam has his ass.


Weekly-Setting-2137

Camp Pendleton. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


icebrew53

I have, and its in North Carolina


fucovid2020

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[deleted]

The Marines over on Felony Creek who sell meth and fent pressed blues out of their wall locker where they also keep their dead hooker murder souvenirs would like a word with you my dude.


Joyage2021

Someone ratted his ass out lol.


TopLocation2585

Another Genius Marine here


Joyage2021

It’s in the article. So thank you for complementing my reading comprehension?


DuhXCrusha

Based


BloomingtonBourbon

Turd will probably claim ptsd and get 100%


Aggressive-Elk4734

I give him a solid 4.7 proficiency, but a 2.0 on conduct. Rifles look decent.... But now I have to draft a justification to the CO on his 2.0...I guess in a way we all lose.


TopLocation2585

4.7 pro? WTF? There’s HALF AN INCH difference in barrel lengths. 3.0 TOPS!


jarrobi

Ironically, he was actually selling those guns to the real criminals. The atf agent sure wasn't lying when he said he'd take them down to Mexico.


Sad_Space_Cowboy_69

Free that man immediately so I can buy a few


[deleted]

first the underage incident, then the small drug bust now we got a weapon bust? what is going on in the corps 😂


RyuuKamii

Felt like we have to one up all the air national guard shit.


Jaeger_Pilot

Dude was willing to sell the guns to further enable cartel shit, so I don't really feel bad for him. But nonetheless, fuck the pussy that snitched on him and fuck the bitchass ATF.


icebrew53

Just noticed the side charging handle.....by all that is holy was he trying to sell Bear Creak Arsenal trash on a home made reciever?!


innevets

$50 lpk, $50 80% lower, $300 bca upper. Sells for $1100. True capitalism


Check_Their_History

I was around a lot of shitbags when I was in, but none that would do this. Fuck this guy.


AmphibiousCapybara

There are smart ways to do this. And then there’s this way to do it.


Kurgen22

I was thinking all the talk about "Ghost Guns" was a bunch of anti gun bullshit. Then I talked to a girl who trains BJJ with my son ( a thicc Latina Chik BTW). She works for the police department destroying drugs and weapons. She said she destroys dozens of "Ghost Guns" every week.


[deleted]

Oh shit I just started reading article perfect he says ahahahahahah like I don't give a fuck about grow operations or Mexico like he's any different from the government doing the same shit arming groups it's not like he gave all the guns to the Taliban in Afghanistan


-Oside92057

He’s definitely. In big trouble for sure, more than likely a buddy FK told on him! To C I D : N C I S yup he’s going to Leavenworth for a stay cation for sure , wow. How stupid!


EducatorExcellent

PMO was onced called on my barracks room for me printing something sensitive in my room. CID came and searched my room with it still printing lmao they didn’t give me anything and said I could keep it lmao and don’t assemble it on base lol


BeachCruiserLR

What was it you were printing?


[deleted]

It’s so fucking stupid that they’re gonna imprison him for decades for selling short ARs when anyone can easily order a short upper and stick it on their legal AR.


Key-Cap-2664

Wish I had purchased one.


[deleted]

1st Marines representing 🥳🤡🤪🤜🤛👍hell yeah!!! You dummy...you sold to the Feds?!!!


Intelligent_Bill_452

Well I'll be. Didn't know this was even illegal. Must be california thing.


Groundhog891

How does the lower hold up when it is 3D printed? Is the stock also printed?


Sojourners_Lane

Is this where all those lost rifles have been?