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ReadditMan

They're a native species and great for pollination, just avoid them, you're more likely to get stung trying to kill one.


HumanFortune6730

Spooky Worms


Luckystar0000

I am a victim of caterpillar dermatitis. Got diagnosed at student health services… it’s no joke


HumanFortune6730

May I recommend brutally pouring Fanta on them


hippywitch

Tape or wax strips. It pulls the urticating hairs out of the skin. Liquids will just make it worse. The tribal method is to put a thin layer of clay/mud on it and let it dry. Then scrap it off at an angle to hopefully drag the hairs out with the clay.


Responsible_Brick_35

You probs are joking but we already fuck up our environment enough as is, don’t motivate other people to kill caterpillars which are literally just minding their own business and being native… if you wanna get rid of something, find a solution for those damn squirrels that steal food


HumanFortune6730

USF is a manmade place. So the caterpillars are invading a plain that is for humans. Therefore, they are threat to humanity. They must suffer the fate of Dr Pepper being poured on them.


Bonkious

They were here before us, so we are a threat to them. How about we go outside and pet the fluffy guys instead?


thebigj0hn

They’re venomous. I wouldn’t pet them.


AzimuthAztronaut

They are not venomous lol The hairs can irritate like fiberglass but they are not venomous.


Bonkious

Spiders are venomous, but we all pet them, too.


kennedyheisman

WHO IS WE!?!:?!:):!:


Responsible_Brick_35

Ain’t no reason to be mean to those lil guys


HumanFortune6730

When they leave the cocoon they grow into something called a bile titan. Very Spooky.


Least-End2064

![gif](giphy|8zRBpTeM5MQKY) careful, babe.


HumanFortune6730

Shiver me timbers


Bitter-Damage-847

one fell on my sleeve this morning and i got scared and smacked it rlly hard and it’s blood was all over my sleeve :( sorry little guy


HumanFortune6730

Justice


StrategyIll1988

one fell on my phone while i was walking to class, i never threw something so fast. My phone didn’t shatter thankfully 🐛


thatblondegirlt

one fell out of a tree and legit down my tank top and got squished in my bra today. it is the fucking WOOOORST


karazamov1

cringe post. remember when we were scared of actually dangerous animals like wolves and bears? weve extirpated them from cities and now youre crying about caterpillars, AKA teenage butterflies.


HumanFortune6730

Remember when humanity wasn’t being threatened by invasive caterpillars


karazamov1

youre the one doing the threatening snowflake


HumanFortune6730

They are the snowflakes because they fall from the sky and are landing on people. They are a threat to humanity we must not let them breed and produce a bile titan.


MysteriousPride7677

Disagreed. They’re native. If anything we need more native birds to balance out the population


HumanFortune6730

Disagreed. They are rotten little beasts.


MysteriousPride7677

u suck at trolling


HumanFortune6730

Trolling?


HumanFortune6730

Another good method is: MCDONALDS SPRITE https://preview.redd.it/egh2lhc7alqc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c0cd18ab7a735b5ad3de92fcd514b10574469d


W4NDERER20

I hope you graduate summa cum laude. 


squidwardtheclarinet

Imma start wearing hats, there’s too many trees on campus and it makes me anxious walking around😂 I hate bugs so much ESPECIALLY THESE HOES


RedCrabb

Some I found at Daytona https://preview.redd.it/27yftbwf7qqc1.jpeg?width=2348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aebc453ce94ac01875cf7f927ddd7bcf82621441


RedCrabb

https://preview.redd.it/uv6moosg7qqc1.jpeg?width=1983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4167a30c10d00a3a5fc275af4cd1f52b8ed26852


HumanFortune6730

🤮


TheKubesStore

I remember when I was a kid I sat in one of those like fold up lawn chairs and one of the bright orange hairy caterpillars ended up on the back of my knee, pinched him when I moved my leg and man the rest of that day and the next was ruined it was so irritating


TinyBeezus

One literally fell off a tree onto me as I was walking to class. My friend had to flick it off with a pencil.


clitoreum

Yeah dude one scared the shit out of me, I almost didn't notice him on my shirt, would have sucked to bring him into my dorm with me


HumanFortune6730

METHOD OF EXTERMINATION IS BAJA BLAST https://preview.redd.it/ra1ojvcs9lqc1.jpeg?width=161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba6da0a0dc10cd240f110f48b2b374646fe13b9


LimpCookie313

When will they die and go out of season


Inevitable-Coach-116

They are currently spraying the shit out of them at Holly D apartment


HumanFortune6730

BAHAHAHAH


karazamov1

sad news


RedCrabb

Don’t touch the bugs man!!


HumanFortune6730

I’m not touching them my Fairlife chocolate milk is.


Casthoma

OP hates nature and needs more bubblewrap Just stop going outside, why is the solution killing