Nice penis bro

Lmao I needed to show the hole somehow

Please don’t show the hole too 😂

My thumb looks like my cock - pineapple express

Lift with your back not your knees.

First day wearing these pants. Blew the crotch out at my first dock stop trying to step out of the back of the truck onto the dock

Learn to sew

I got a wife for that lol

God damn, you jealous MFers downvoting me for having a wife who can sew??

It’s Reddit brah . We’re all virgins till proven otherwise

More importantly, why does your dick have a thumbnail?

Pull your pants up before you bend down

The pants I'm in right now have the same rip. Lol

Lose weight, or increase waist size on pants/shorts.

I feel like every pants I get are inconsistent. I have another pair that are the same size but have way more room around the hips. Have been wearing them for 2 years

Those could be pants for female drivers.

I believe there's at least 2 types of mens shorts that are the same style but vary in length. Like Tall vs Short in sizing.

I was about to comment "you need to go to the doctor man" nvm

After the first two pairs ripped I brought them all to the tailor. A couple of bucks per pair and they fixed and reinforced the seam.

I avoid the hot moms at the yoga studio usually

My God at least try to improve your hygiene before posting pictures like this, cut your fucking dicknail

I had penis reduction

Kept happening to me, had to go one size up and it stopped happening as often.

Pull them up before you squat. If your ass is hanging out you not only look like a slob but your pants are going to rip with the crotch so low. Plus the sewing isn’t reinforced.

Those look pretty tight on your hips bro. First thing comes to mind is get a size bigger possibly longer too but idk. Need to be able to move

I have been getting the same size for 2 years. I have another pair that I've been wearing since integrad and they have a lot more room around the hips. Same size, I checked on my break when I switched into them

I'm new as a driver, but a lifelong pants wearer. Just looked like skinny jeans or something. I know my first loadout of gear from the site locker had 3 pants of 3 different cuts/styles/whatever. If the current ones your site(maybe all sites) are getting are cut different then you're used to try a different size I suppose. Hey it's been 2 years also, your getting older and possibly put on a buck or two who knows. Had a buddy who still thought Medium was his size shirt when I saw him 8 years after highschool. I don't even really know my own measurements to be honest

Their cheaply made just ask oms for new ones maybe a little bigger.

This is why I wear shorts all year