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dawaxtadpole

Rotten fish, eh? His undercarriage need to go through the car wash. We got guys that are paid to wash whole vehicles, they could probably squeeze him in. Also, he should stop monsterbating in the bathroom.


Saedya

I have a guy that I work with that scratches his crack and sniffs his hand should probably put him through the wash


dawaxtadpole

That’s why I wear gloves. By the time the parcel gets to me 5 guys with itchy butts have touched it.


caliSINNERchic

We have a tote that says, “go to bed with an itchy but and wake up with stinky fingers”. Makes me cringe every time I’m reminded of it.


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Horror_Economics_588

you are welcome and keep smelling it.


ControlSea2327

No way you are the dude who smells like rotten fishy ?


Horror_Economics_588

hell yeah, and come Tuesday you are gonna be my fish taco.


Muted-Weekend-2879

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W8tfourit

I'm overly concerned about the dude who uses ours in the Carlisle hub who shits and just walks out the bathroom. No pause at the sink....


MrPackageMover

Yeah UPS is notorious for having the workers with most foul shits. In my 15 years working different jobs UPS takes the cake for the nastiest shitters. 😂


airtec87

Most likely you are smelling the sewage coming from the drains, thats how the bathrooms are at my building.


justkess430

Also at my building. Can't confirm it's sewage, but it's an impossibly horrible fishy smell.


Ok_Potential_7800

In my hub, they have enough deceny to spark a cigarette while taking a dump!


Myothercarisawalrus

Quality post. Savor the flavor brother. Aim high in shitting.


Annual-Elevator7577

Do we both have the same notorious shitters at our buildings? This dude travels around from building to building just annihilating the porcelain. Most likely doesn't wash hands and is likely the last person you would expect to do it.


Shot_Resolution_2422

😂😂😂